Bros should I go out and get a pizza today? I'm scared of getting the virus, but I really want pizza today...

Toast+tomato sauce+cheese=pizza

That's fucking monkey shit. Literally will go bad and nothing else is in there.

i have fifty pepperoni pizzas and at least 2,000 chicken tenders in my deep freeze. what did you do with your bitcoin, user? y-you did listen to Yas Forums, didn't you?

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Just get any Cheese pizza we all know Corona chan is immortal

>how long is your school shut down for?
>implying i go to school

Don't eat the pizza box

Yes we are all unknowingly taking part in a massive shadow war and will be part of the 160k sealed indictments for bumping the thread.
Wiggy wig wam wazzle

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At least you didnt listen to Yas Forums and spend all your money on sardines. How do i fucking eat these disgusting things? Its all i have!

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No. Don't you know that if you go outside you'll die?

I heard it can stay on cardboard for 17 weeks user you should stay cooped up

You surely have some canned tomatoes, flour, yeast and cheese at home, no?
Just make one yourself.

>eggs in the fridge

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???
Eggs are supposed to be refrigerated though

>not eating Red Baron the god tier frozen pizza
I’m shaking my fucking head at you irl

Based party worm
Party on bud

Is this to egg Fuentes' parents house for his refusing to date her?

DONT FUCKING DO IT. I DID IT AND READ A FACEBOOK POST ABOUT SOMEONE AT MY PLACE POSSIBLY HAVING IT. NOT WORTH THE RISK, DO NOT ORDER TAKE OUT PAST THIS POINT. YOU HAVE ALL! ALL OF YOU! HAVE BEEN WARNED.

What happened to this stupid fuck? I hope he got punched up by somebody.

eggs last for over a month

Was he god smacked?

Just order your pizza online, go an pick it up to save money and they will have lines marked where you can stand, they will call your name and you can then enter the store and pay and take possession of your pizza. Simple. You don't need a mask or anything, it's all been worked out, the virus has one weakness in that it doesn't transmit that far, over two meters from anyone and you're fine, just wash your hands when you get home and enjoy you pizza that Jerome spat on.

Are you too retarded to make your own pizza? You can get a premade crust from Kroger for like $3. Take an .80 cent can of tomato sauce and mix in pizza spices. Spread on top. Cover with mozzarella and toppings. You can make 2 of them for under $10 and they taste way better than anything you can buy from a chain. For best results get a pizza stone and heat it up in your oven to 500 degrees then put the pizza on top. Pic related is what I made a few nights ago.

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I'm already down to rationing my frozen pizzas i only have 7 left after a month in self imposed lockdown don't know how im gonna make it another year with just 7 grandiosas

Bread flour
Yeast
Water

Figure it out nigger.

buy a salad fatass

Just order the pizza and have it delivered. Let it sit outside for 17 hours to make sure the virus is dead. Then enjoy.

Kys you useless cunt

Eggs are supposed to go in the fridge. But....you knew that already didn't you

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Or just put it in the oven and cook off the virus you dipshit lol

Checked. God dammit now I have to. I’ll shoot myself in the lung with a .22.
One second

OW OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT HURT SO BAD!!!!!!!!! I CANT BREATH HEP ME HEP ME HEP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

don't eat the box

This. It really is very simple to make your own pizza and it is exponentially better than any frozen shit from fridge.

Ok zoomer

>just let a shitskin spit on your food bro

Don't be a bitch. I've been going to work and shit. Man, I went to Home Depot yesterday. Just, like, go out. Like wash your hands.

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>Crash your bike in the rain one night
>Wake up in some cat shit smelling apartment
>user, are you OK? You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this.

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This. Don't pay some greasy wop to make your pizza OP.

Make your own goddamn pizza you absolute plebian.
Am I the only motherfucker here that can cook for himself? Fucking NEETs, I swear.

The virus is on the box. You'd have to touch it to put it in the oven you dipshit

the heat when the pizza is cooked will kill the cum of the honduran cook who jizzed in the pizza sauce earlier.

you should be safe user.

>*puts the eggs down*
>*eats that pussy instead*
I want to feel her thighs crushing my head, I want to hear the ocean, user. The ocean.

This, making pizza isn't hard.

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Probably evil hateful Christians that can't deal with facts and objective truth, luckily he won't let them intimidate him.

What are you supposed to do with that? Write a letter?
Thin crust is for the thin-skinned

I ordered a dominos a few days ago because there was literally nowhere open after I finished work. I won’t be ordering again until this is all over, not worth the risk of a rouge chink contaminating it.

Chicago is an awful city.

True horror right there my brother

Give me a piece please, fren

>premade crust
into the trash it goes

fucking order one

Make pizza at home?

You can make your own pizza and not expose yourself to some wagie. Trust me when I say, these people don't take food safety seriously 9 times out of ten. You are already risking food poisoning on good days, now your risking a highly contagious disease?
>Flour, yeast, cornmeal, canned ham, canned pineapple, tomato sauce, mozzarella
Congrats you can make the shittest pizza of them all, hawawian. aside from the cheese, you can stock up on all that shit and enjoy pizza until you choke to death on coronachan. All pizza places use canned vegtables and fruits anyways, very rarely fresh stuff. as long as you don't fuck up, you will have a higher quality product than you could buy.

Shit gives me heart burn just thinking about it.

Do you even have any veggies?

if you can’t make pizza from scratch you’re a useless nigger

>Fatties have a higher chance of dying of kung flu

Do it.

die

I'd fertilize those eggs.

But to make a pizza from scratch I'll have to first create the universe!!

>canned pineapple
>on pizza
Kys

For those of you who do not know, eggs are a point of contention between European countries and US countries. Long story short, the Europeans are right. Eggs do not go in the fridge, but in USA is fully committed to it despite our egg washing and refrigeration proven to just increasing the odds of contamination.

Also packaged yeast is nigger tier, an I the only one on the planet who still uses a starter?

If you have ever had pineapple on a pizza while eating out, it was canned pineapple. Its too labor intensive to work with fresh pineapple.

Pinapple doesn't belong on pizza you fuckibg disgusting faggot.

Imagine being fat ahahhaah. I could literally eat large pizza every day and not gain a single kg.

Die or pizza? You sound like a addicted pedo

Order delivery, take box, put box down, don't touch your face, open box without touching pizza, wash hands, eat pizza. Theoretically possible you could still get it, but very unlikely.

>packaged yeast is nigger tier
This guy can't even make a pizza and you want him to start culturing yeast.

>buy pizza oven in anticipation
>trips electric

welp

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>Goya

user I've been making bread from a starter since college. It's not hard.

Are you too retarded to make your own pizza crust? God, you're honestly a stupid manbaby. Can you do anything right at all, you neckbeard FUCKING retard??

Yes it does.

>pizza oven
Do Brits not have regular ovens?

1. Get Pizza
2. Take Pizza and put in oven
3. Throw box away
4. Heat at 170F for 30 minutes
5. Wash hands
6. Eat in Peace

I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A