AUS/POL/ - 10:47pm Edition

braize him

raise him

Queensland local elections going ahead because of bitch pic related.

She's relying on the crisis for the incumbent re-election i.e. jews shekels more important than peoples lives.

Roll digits so this bitch gets the cooof and chokes to death on covid.

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mayonnaise him

>What's for dinner lads?
Fuck, I’m waking up for breakfast.

Queensland here.

> breakfast
its gonna be covid19 for breakfast for the voters here forcibly required to vote

4bc.com.au/ray-hadley-blasts-queensland-premier-over-decision-to-hold-elections/

Anyone else here /homebrew/?

Is this Photoshopped? Who is this?Yeah me

we'll hit over 10000 cases in april because of that bitch

Had Domino's pizza, coupon deal with 40 percent off, pretty, pretty good.

I'm meeting this Indian girl tomorrow and she's scared I am gonna bail on her lol

>imagine the smell

Fuck off. My ex gf cucked me with an Indian man early in my life.. now I exact revenge

news.com.au/finance/business/second-company-sent-90-tonnes-of-australian-medical-supplies-to-china/news-story/be74b7679d7c8cb910d0f34713b2f008
If anyone in Melbournes eastern suburbs needs toilet paper, woolworths boronia has fuckloads of it.

Used to home brew Coopers, had my sediment down to a few millimeters of fine white hardness. You need to keep everything absolutely sterile, to the point where you say, fuck this, I might just go and get a carton of Boags premium and not be so pissed off when I hear bottles going off in the night.

Just go early in the morning, you only need a healthcare card to use the sped hour

oi bruce'es whats "vb" ?

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Shit beer, Victoria bitter

Hmmm

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I really don't want to go and vote, they mean nothing to me. I see their posters everywhere , mostly females who did worthless degree's at uni or ex real estate types, who the fuck cares about these parasites in times like these, they should be testing vaccines on the assholes not getting humans to vote for them.

Vote 1 Coronavirus for Premier.

Well lads, going in to vote tomorrow, wish me luck. Thanks alot palazzazazak you cunt, there's gonna be blood on your hands.

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ah thanks cobber so do you lot have any decent beer ? cos fosters is fucking shite

Tastes like the smell of your armpit, horrible beer.

Delays him

Just heard someone run past my apartment block yelling "what the fuck oh my god" and a few screams in the last hour.

I think the zombie apocalypse has started boys or there is a naked abo running around.

Coofs within the week

over here we have i.p.a i swear its some kinda crime against humanity

> He fell for the fosters meme

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spelaise him

I’m not big into beer, Carlton drought isn’t too bad, taste becomes irrelevant after a couple anyway

its lock down over here the fucking poles bought all the decent beer

Could just be cheeky fucks shitposting irl. Apparently some people blasted The Purge alarm and screamed a bunch when the lockdown officially started here.

a couple ? what kind of Aussie are you !

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>they should be testing vaccines on the assholes not getting humans to vote for them.
SOON.

There is incredible anarchy just around the corner.

There are plenty of disgruntled groups who will line them up against the wall.

She's just hoping she'll get someone to boof her rather than her dad, brothers and cousins

Fucking cool.

Can you imagine the panic in boomers eyes if they saw you walk in like this ... suddenly the denial they are in melts away into fear and panic.

promise her you'll buy her a toilet, and she will see you as alpha your whole life.

No I meant after a couple you get start to get drunk enough to not care about the taste

>My ex gf cucked me with an Indian man early in my life.
The indian man must have bought her a toilet. Ultimate alpha move.

Went to Dan Murphy's, our biggest grog shop chain and was shocked by the lack of good beer, there was plenty of shit but all the good stuff was nearly gone, there was also a three carton limit which is very un Australian.

Don't bother with it mate. I've never voted for local government and never had a problem.

If your bottles are detonating you need to:

Cut down priming sugar, I like to mix it into the entire batch after primary fermentation before bottling.

Use swing top bottles, might be too pricey for a bogan, but well worth the investment.

speak for yourself lightweight :)

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This was years ago, I was trying to make atomic beer with my sugar.

don't listen to him, he's drunk

Maybe a naked zombie abo is running around

What kind of faggot drinks stella.

does stout have fewer explosions?

I knew friends who used to regularly meet up for Friday night drinks where they'd compete on their latest batch of homebrew stout. They never really did any amber ale, only stout.

> What kind of faggot drinks stella.
probably someone who drinks urine from women pissing in their mouth

yup the world has gone to pot at least Boris recognised the reality of the situation and made the off licence an essential service my bother in law is now back to work bringing lager to the masses (none for me though They put security locks on his lorry)

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gah wtf am i looking at?