/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2605 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Corona-chan here. Why aren't you all visiting your friends and families anymore?

because no one wants to travel to vietnam

Get news here about CCP lies:
pandemic.warroom.org/

CCP propaganda machine needs to be exposed for all to see.

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That 16 year old girl dying from the virus in France is creepy as hell.

Is Fauchi /our guy/?

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OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONON
NOT MY POOR HEARD IMMUNIZED BORIS

My document on the virus was endorsed by Donald Trump on Twitter. Read it and learn. I spent over a couple hundred hours researching this thing and getting very little sleep so you don't have to. Read it. Read the cited sources. Spread it. I have been banned from numerous forums for posting this. This is basically suppressed information at this point.

docs.google.com/document/d/110N1IKbV7tlB61qD-QZGqTBr5a2MCZqAqXgDCIfJxGE/edit?usp=sharing

onedrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=16A92D57208258EE!4375&ithint=file,docx&authkey=!ADUCZrsWHwEJ9To

twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1236736424331730944

twitter.com/jason_kint/status/1241398909970284544

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Corona-chan go and stay go.

no

Fuck niggers
Fuck spics
Fuck chinks
Fuck jews
fuck jannies

Are burgers still herd?

What about windmills and sweden?

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>“I can tell you that I am shaking hands. I was at a hospital the other night where I think there were actually a few coronavirus patients, and I shook hands with everybody.”

For Gods sake Boris

twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1243504477845553152

bruh look at this dude

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Killing a dog like that is inhumane and downright idiotic. Fuck those people.

America is one of the BEST countries in the entire world. Freedom, liberty and justice. These are the principals that have created this great nation, and thats why America is so powerful, infact the United States by far, is more powerful than most countries in the world. Right behind China, in the number 2 position. Economically & Militarily #2 :)

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The government said we're not allowed to anymore. I'm just staying at home eating deenz and drinking vodka while waiting to see how long people listen to that order.

Morning brothers remember, pray to survive, death to Isreal, take pre-cautions amd Italy didn't deserve this.

CCP will be destroyed for trying to change the words of god. Never forget these things. No ampunt of coomie shilling will stop what's coming. 3 plauges, then war, them famine then at last death will come to the CCP.

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no, never in a million years

is George /our guy/?

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and fuck Jesus!
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
It's me, Jesus. Let me in...
Why?
I have to save you...
From what?
From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in.

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Cool it with the antisemitism goy

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(((they))) spiked his drink, and injected him moms spagetti

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 85,749 (1,304) China 81,340 (3,292) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 64,059 (4,858) Germany 47,278 (281) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) Switzerland 11,951 (197) United Kingdom 11,658 (578) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Belgium 7,284 (289) Austria 7,269 (58) Canada 4,043 (39) Turkey 3,629 (75) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,443 (16) Australia 3,180 (13) Israel 3,035 (10) Brazil 2,988 (77) Sweden 2,858 (77) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Denmark 2,010 (41) Ireland 1,819 (19) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Ecuador 1,403 (34) Japan 1,387 (47) Chile 1,306 (4) Romania 1,292 (24) Pakistan 1,252 (9) Poland 1,244 (16) Thailand 1,136 (5) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,038 (5) Russia 1,036 (3) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) South Africa 927 (2) Greece 892 (27) Philippines 803 (54) Iceland 802 (2) India 775 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Singapore 683 (2) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (12) Mexico 585 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +314 (+9) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+493) Germany +3,340 (+14) Iran +2,926 (+144) Switzerland +140 (+5) South Korea +91 (+8) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Austria +360 (+9) Norway +71 (+2) Israel +342 (+2) Malaysia +130 (+3) Romania +263 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) South Africa (+2) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Mexico +110 (+2) Iraq +76 (+4) Lebanon +23 (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Moldova (+1) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +8 (+1) Nicaragua (+1) Australia +130 Brazil +3 Sweden +18 Czech Republic +137 Denmark +133 Pakistan +51 Poland +23 Finland +80 Russia +196 India +48 Estonia +37 Croatia +56 Hong Kong +64 Bahrain +8 Armenia +39 Hungary +39 Latvia +36 Bulgaria +12 Slovakia +43 Taiwan +15…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>no one reads schizo ramblings
>g-guys my info is suppressed

twitter.com/niuniu__Liu/status/1243482049077342208
twitter.com/niuniu__Liu/status/1243482049077342208
twitter.com/niuniu__Liu/status/1243482049077342208

>real time! March 27
Although the CCP officially announced that the Hubei and Wuhan epidemic cases were confirmed, they are completely under control!
But everyone inside the CCP knows the real situation
>This is not! At the junction of Huanggang and Jiujiang, Hubei
Jiujiang police will not let people from Hubei cross the border!

>Hubei people protested at the gate of Jiujiang Public Security Bureau in Jiangxi and asked Jiujiang, Jiangxi, to apologize to the people of Hubei! Hubei Independence Hubei Independence

Needs to be verified if it's not a clip taken out of context. If legit, sent to other news outlets to expose the CPC

Guys it's cool. the WHO said this virus has a very limited geographic spread

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Fuck China

Israel warned the EU about china flu so right now they are truly our greatest allies.

Can you provide an article or something? This is just a mild cold for anyone under the age of 85.

Did he actually test positive or is this a new meme?

If this is still happening. Why are there no accounts of people collapsing in Italy and cases going down?
Even we in Switzerland are not hit as hard hospitalization wise as expected...

Did China use the virus as a reason to crack down or wtf is happening???

nothingburger in iran

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GAAAAARY!!!

herd immunity achieved gois

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They are not people. People have empathy.

How long before the BBC reports that the Kremlin was behind an intentional effort to infect borris and discredit their government? I give it two weeks

why is our red line so low?
we gonna get rekt

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Fuck sake Boris, all you needed to do was close the fucking border.

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Checked

keep coping, mutt, you'll die soon anyway

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Why do their blankets look like steaks?

>coofs in old etonian

Cases in Italy are going up though.
>Even we in Switzerland are not hit as hard hospitalization wise as expected...
Cases and deaths in Switzerland are also going up. The virus takes 3 weeks, on average, to kill you.

What the fuck is happening

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Leaders of WHO should be charged with crimes against humanity for being puppets of CCP.

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space nigger alien virus

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empty beds

Oh no no no no

>R.R. Robin, editor at the religious journal First Things, suggested that New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s declaration that he would do anything to save lives was “demonic” in nature.

>“Satan prefers sentimental humanists,” he wrote, and called the mass shutdown of New York City a sign that political and religious leaders had “signal[ed] by their actions that they, too, accept death’s dominion.”

>Variations of that sentiment have found adherents in more popular conservative pundits and even a few prominent politicians. Radio host Glenn Beck, the onetime Fox News star, declared this week that he “would rather die” than kill the economy.

>“I would rather have my children stay home and all of us who are over 50 go in and keep this economy going and working, even if we all get sick,” he said during his Tuesday radio panel. “I would rather die than kill the country, because it's not the economy that's dying, it's the country.”
news.yahoo.com/glenn-beck-offers-die-save-080537115.html

>And Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, himself a former radio talk show host, went on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show to argue that older Americans would willingly sacrifice themselves to keep the economy afloat and prevent the country from sliding into a depression.

>“Let’s get back to living, let's be smart about it, and those of us who are 70-plus, we'll take care of ourselves,” Patrick said.

>Fox News anchor Brit Hume later called the theory “an entirely reasonable viewpoint.”
thewrap.com/brit-hume-entirely-reasonable-elderly-would-want-to-die-to-save-economy-amid-coronavirus/

google.com/amp/s/amp.france24.com/en/20200327-16-year-old-girl-becomes-france-s-youngest-coronavirus-victim

It's being reported all over Europe as of now.

>Even we in Switzerland are not hit as hard hospitalization wise as expected...
Maybe our government responses have started to be effected? In Britain they have literally brought the ENTIRE private health sector into the NHS. And brought back tens of thousands of retired nurses and doctors. It's pretty huge stuff

Maybe what's happening is governments are starting to do a good job managing the crisis

If anyone wants to listen to Jews getting pozzed from Corona-chan here's a kike ambulance scanner out of NYC.
I see them breaking social distancing and every other safety measure constantly and can't wait till it cleanses this shitty troglodyte city.

www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/29460/web

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Iran: City government of Shiraz has closed down their entire city. No store or religious site is open.

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>BBC
>pro-Johnson

They would say he got infected after meeting an infected Chinese or Russian agent to destroy democracy or something.

Liar. No one has recovered.

What does that mean? Can BRRR fix it?

Why would the BBC care about anything other than PTP?

Chinky, you better stop selling your soul to CCP for a pat on the head before you get hurt.
By your own 'protectors' no less LOL

People of China already know what's up with this shit. They know how you operate.
Don't think they are alone.
It's high time you pay for all your crimes.

>EU missing
>Russia missing

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no different than killing cows

Guys what do they mean when they say "trojan horse symptoms" ?

* WARNING *
THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL:
catracalivre.com.br/saude-bem-estar/sequenciamento-de-genomas-mostra-que-coronavirus-sofreu-mutacoes-no-brasil/
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT: THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL!

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4D herding.

Ok guys i'm bored of this happening now

Time for it to stop

Another 85 people died of coronavirus in New York in the 24 hours ending at 5 p.m. Thursday, city health officials reported. No one 17 or younger has died as of Thursday afternoon. Ninety-seven percent of people in New York who have died of coronavirus had underlying illnesses

I only trust your numbers. Thank you Gary.

Trump joins the /Herd/ when?

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I'm gonna laugh so hard I'll shit myself if we lose all the "recovery" we got in the last three days today.

Are you seriously this uninformed? We've had tons of young people dying from this already. Hell, an olympic winner who caught this said that it was the toughest experience he ever went through in his life, and that he can no longer even get up and walk around the house without feeling exhausted for hours. Even if you're young and you survive the virus it permanently fucks your lungs up forever.

It's as if these two were meant to die together.

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> capacity for 0.2% of population
great work, sea niggers

How do you kill your dogs?

t. Boris Johnson

Cringe.

PRE-EMPTIVE YID SPRAY

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I dont get It. Famous old, fat and diabetic people like Hanks, the prince Charles and Boris only get mild symptoms but a healthy teenager dies? Doesnt make fucking sense to me

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>Why are there no accounts of people collapsing in Italy
Weren't webms of this posted before?

>go back to work goys, let your parents and grandparents die, your kike masters need money
>MUH ECONOMY

Hmm..mild symptoms disguising the real problem maybe?

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Ooo, but it has only just began, dearie. Corona-chan hasn't even used 1% of her power.

So when the vaccine is avail and everyone one gets it. would there be any point of me getting it too?

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wew mad

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ADE and sterility are lurking waiting to jump out

>17-year-old healthy boy dies of Covid-19 in Los Angeles

Gov. Gavin Newsom said half of the 2,102 people in California are between the ages of 18 and 49
>Gov. Gavin Newsom said half of the 2,102 people in California are between the ages of 18 and 49
Gov. Gavin Newsom said half of the 2,102 people in California are between the ages of 18 and 49

The family said the teen was complaining of respiratory distress when he first went to an HMO facility, but officials there declined to test him
he , was then treated at a second hospital, where he died, the mayor said.
The positive test results did not come back until after his death

The boy’s father, an Uber driver, is also sick, has been trying to get tested but to no avail, the mayor said. “He has just been told to self-quarantine,”

Gov. Gavin Newsom said half of the 2,102 people who have tested positive for the virus in California are between the ages of 18 and 49.

nytimes.com/2020/03/24/us/california-coronavirus-death-child.html
>17-year-old healthy boy dies of Covid-19 in Louisiana

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-louisiana-death-teenager-youngest-covid-19-symptoms-a9429291.html
>Georgia, a 12-year-old girl who has Covid-19, was placed on a ventilator this week.

the girl did not have any underlying health issues and that she had initially received a diagnosis of pneumonia.

“For those of you that think that kids can’t get Covid-19 … Think Again!!!”

nytimes.com/2020/03/24/us/california-coronavirus-death-child.html
>21-year-old Tennessee woman who posted about not social distancing gets coronavirus

“It feels like someone is sitting on my chest at all times,” she said. “It’s really hard to breathe. I’ve coughed up Blood!!!

nypost.com/2020/03/26/21-year-old-who-posted-about-not-social-distancing-gets-coronavirus/
>They will not let anyone be with a covid patient. So you will die alone.~~!!!!

Yes

Take my energy corona chan

Fuck - Don't tell me the larper was right

lol your cope only makes me stronger

better get ready for the cooling truck

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The beds look like steak

It mutates everywhere it goes , leaf.

Just watched it on the news, she was in the next town over from mine. It’s over for me lads

Just ignore him, he’s a Trump shill who wants everything to go back to normal so he can slave away under mr. shekelbergstein and not have his freedumps infringed on anymore

HALFWAY TO 600K, NOT EVEN START OF DAY
>HALFWAY TO 600K, NOT EVEN START OF DAY
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>HALFWAY TO 600K, NOT EVEN START OF DAY
HALFWAY TO 600K, NOT EVEN START OF DAY
>HALFWAY TO 600K, NOT EVEN START OF DAY

We based our collective global strategy on how the Chinese coped. Given the suspicion that the CCP lied massively about the numbers of dead, it would suggest their containment strategy (the one we're following) doesn't work.
This could be why the numbers keep going up no matter what.
If this is true then China is guilty of crimes against humanity...deliberately giving out false information in a global pandemic...
WW3 incoming, lads!

how's the situation where you live burgerbros?

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Can confirm.

1/3 of all cases in Rio de Janeiro AFFECTED people in their early 30's

This is the reason why dogs that never have human contact at first fear us.

You are fucking retarded. The "bugmen" spray works because those words literally cause filters on their machines to block the website. Yours is just pointless spam.

Diarrhea and other digestive symptoms are the main complaint in nearly half of coronavirus patients, Chinese researchers report.

This suggests that patients with digestive symptoms sought care later because they didn't yet suspect they had COVID-19 due to a lack of respiratory symptoms, such as cough or shortness of breath, the researchers explained.

Patients with digestive symptoms had a variety of problems, including loss of appetite (nearly 84%), diarrhea (29%)

Patients without digestive symptoms were more likely to be cured and discharged than those with digestive symptoms (60% versus 34%), according to the study published March 18 in the American Journal of Gastroenterology.
VERY IMPORTANT

No one talks of the shits when talking about the wuflu, so if you got the shits, assume you have it. My dad was admitted yesterday, had the shits for 2 days then called the ambulance (before the difficulty to breath appeared), he's in the ICU and i'm waiting for the doctors phone call for a situation report.

IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU

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OH NONONONO WE GOT TO COCKY HERD BROS

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you """recover""" and then you fucking drop dead and infect others.

If 90% or more get it. No, that would be what herd immunity really means (Immunity by being in a population of immune individuals without being immune yourself).

Wonder who is "coping" LOL
Nah these fuckers are done for, and you are going to get it one way, or another.
Let's see if we can filter this shit through your ranks kek

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You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.

S and L strain
You get the mild one you might have a "bad flu", but get the severe one and you will enjoy a full stay at the hospital with a high chance of a flaming ending
Not that it matters because corona is mutating like a bitch, so we are fucked regardless

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If they want people to die, they should start with themselves.

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>there no accounts of people collapsing in Italy
god what a newfag

nextstrain.org/ncov
His family welcome him

replies like this make it work, you see

frightening actually

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What makes you think a vaccine will be available?

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american boomers move to vietnam for retirement because they can't afford to retire here lol

use calne ca for the image instead

The timeline doesnt add up, guys.
The korean death cult knew at least in september, possibly august 2019.
How did they know if chang doctors first started noticing in december at the suspected epicentre?

>watching the world burn from a far
Feelsgoodman.jpg

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>hurrr make china pay durrr
>loses aircraft carrier without a shot being fired
hahahahahaha
good luck making anyone pay from drydock

nbcsandiego.com/news/coronavirus/coronavirus-outbreak-diverts-aircraft-carrier-to-guam-all-5000-aboard-to-be-tested/2293768/

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1 million before sunday

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i want Lewd strain

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1/2

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2/2

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Nick Boström made a thing

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MIGAtards hated him because he told the truth.

I JUST WOKE UP WITH THE NEWS THAT BORIS IS POSITIVE

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT

CORONA-CHAN IS BASED

based jail continent poster.

Reading this as I go for the third time this morning and it's only 5am

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LET'S GET SOM' HERD IMMUNITY UP IN THIS PARLIAMENT LADS

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Germany tested last week: 348,619
Germany positive tested last week: 23,820

Only 6.9% of those tested (symptomatic and contact to infected) tested positive. Doesn't seem like there is a large number of undetected infected.

They killed my wife and my baby, with hopes to enslave me.
First mistake, last mistake.

This virus is so far the best happening since the advent of the internets. All other are not even close.

Please ching chong, your people are protesting against your government right this very moment for freedom of speech and to admit that you guys fucked up censoring that doctor. Communism, not China, is to blame for this.

the "word of god" is a jewish scam. funny how so many countries have religions that follows another people's race.

in the west they are given the most humane death possible, anesthetized, painless, clean. they give their flesh to those who need it as nature intended, but do so in much less painful way than if some animal like a rabid dog or a chink would do, eating them alive while relishing in their suffering. that's why subhuman asian animals hate the west. how dare they kill their livestock without suffering?

nbcboston.com/news/local/25-deaths-more-than-2400-total-coronavirus-cases-in-massachusetts/2097818/

Fine, literally no one cares

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What? Those pictures from the Korean death cult are Photoshops from years ago when they did it for ebola chan.

You underestimate the power of denial among those in power. None of them have actually experienced something of this sort first hand and in many cases refused to take it seriously until it was too late.
Just look at middle east (sans saudi arabia) and china.

nigger you can't even keep it from infecting your gay ass navy, you are done, finito. Russia ca. 1993 tier

the mutt empire is in the dustbin of history

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EITHER WAY THEY DIE

my neighbors family was born in vietnam the mother offered to have me over for soup earlier this year

LA here. Not too bad yet desu, I'd give it another week. Stay safe pastabro

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Everyone is worried about burgers right now. Thank god your country is freakin huge so this shit won't spread easily .

top right

where are those mass burial pictures you can see from space.

Its flowers.

the patients are dead meat

Fuck china yes
But dogs arent human so how could killing them be inhumane?

Cows get a boltgun and die instantly retard. We don't torture cows.

We don't kill cows by banging them on the head a bunch of times with a stick, poo nigger.

At least one year til it is available. The protool includes testing reprotuctive function of vaccined animals. It can't be sped up.

>when your dad starts coughing

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Because the Korean death cult are responsible for it's release.
This is Kim Jong Un's "christmas surprise"

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lel

That means there's a girl in their immediate or extended family she want to marry off.

The US leap-frogged to 1st place! Yay! We’re No. 1.. . . . What is the prize here?
Amerikaa is naaamber wan

>who will win the Corona F1's Death Virus Grand Prix

America
china
Italy?
Iran?
France?

place your bets now
BTW America is so short on tests as of /3/23/20 we are only testing frontline hospital staff, medical workers and severe cases

It's above Virus. It's Big Virus.

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I said it before and I'll say it again. The kikes are gonna extinct themselves for this virus shit they have pulled. Their low iq prevents them from understanding that their god never existed.

He means missing as in no one is manning the line

Mexico will be an epic disaster.
USA needs to shut down its southern border completely!

youtube.com/watch?v=o3z-MH-xxdI

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What are you talking about? Im talking about google translations of south korean report on the death cult

If there were no undetected infected then there would be no new infected. But yeah, 50% being already infected and not even noticing is a cope.

It does not transmit between humans. China #1!

HOOO WEEEE

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>ching chongs are people
double cringe

>the "word of god" is a jewish scam.
God isn't a kike, neither are kikes the chosen people. Your just a stupid human like the rest of us and could never comprehend him, organized religion is gay if that's what you mean but he does exsit as did Yeshua. Stop beliveimg boomers amd yids faggot

whites don't senselessly beat cows to death
they kill them quickly and as painlessly as possible
retarded poo

Keep baking argie bro

there actually is

The nervous system: This is where it gets interesting. The ability to infect nerve cells is, while not unheard of, extremely rare. It is common knowledge that HSVintegrates itself into nerve cells, effectively “hiding” beyond the reach of the immune system. HIV similarly hides in immune CD4+ T-cells and remains latent for years. Herpes is mildly symptomatic; breakouts occur occasionally, the immune system handles them, and the virus remains dormant. HIV, through a different mechanism, acts similarly, remaining dormant and latent for so long as the immune system, and any medical treatments, can keep it in check. Neither of these diseases, however, cause such severe symptoms while in latency. SARS-CoV-2 acts very differently.Rather than remaining dormant, it continues to replicate, spreading throughout nerve tissue, no longer vulnerable to the immune system. While doing so, it also spreads back into the body and causes reinfection,100% of the time. Due to the way the virusattacks CD4 immune cells, in the same manner as HIV, the body is unable to develop immunity. Reinfection is just as deadly, perhaps moreso, and inevitable.Heart damage continues, and can be lethal. Pneumonia is actually milder upon reinfection, as the immune system is largely exhausted

Ask your PLA grunts how they feel right now after losing a brigade so far to this shit lol
Oh wait, a faggot low level bitch like you don't get told anything LOL
Fortuantely real Americans have better genes, but CCP designed this shit to strike at some close neighbors during a major war but was stupid enough to wind up spilling it.
Keep harpin, maybe chainman xi will up your social credit score a bit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Bong PM BoJo says he has the HIV
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-27/uk-prime-minister-boris-johnson-coronavirus-test-positive/12098728

>WTF is going on in these states , half the people they test are positive

Delaware . Maryland , Arizona , Michigan . Missouri

Live tracker a volunteer-run accounting of every coronavirus test conducted in America

Delaware
151 tests given
115 positive

politico.com/interactives/2020/coronavirus-testing-by-state-chart-of-new-cases/?cid=covid_m

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But cows are cute user. They're like doggos but bigger

>Mexican Border State Mayor Bans U.S. Citizens over Coronavirus

breitbart.com/border/2020/03/26/video-mexican-border-state-mayor-bans-u-s-citizens-over-coronavirus/
>Protesters on the Mexican side of the border blocked the Mexico-bound lanes

Some of the signs asked U.S. residents to "stay at home." used vehicles for a blockade of the two southbound lanes

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/25/coronavirus-fears-lead-protesters-block-us-mexico-border-crossing/5085403002/
>First Migrant Children In US Custody Test Positive . three unaccompanied alien children in New York

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/26/coronavirus-migrant-children-u-s-custody-ny-test-positive/2923342001/

Return To Sender!

Pol im feeling afraid, cant even prep im poor as fuck jailed in this shithole, we just got a case less than 30 miles from my home. Im really worried. Our country is going really fast, and we didnt even used fast kits yet

hug me

It would be more useful to search for antibodies. Swabs only are positive if the virus is present in the sample. One could have virus in the lungs but the throat swab comes out negative.

It's not a proper /cvg/ thread without Gary.

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You need to get a better understanding of what humane means.

>17-year-old healthy boy dies of Covid-19 in Louisiana

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-louisiana-death-teenager-youngest-covid-19-symptoms-a9429291.html

New Orleans Hospitals are overwhelmed, and critical safety gear is running low

>New Orleans - with the world's highest growth rate in coronavirus cases
, with the number of cases rising by 30% in the 24 hours before noon on Wednesday

Hospitals in New Orleans would struggle to manage past next week, Governor John Bel Edwards

Louisiana 1,795 positive 11,451 tests given

news.trust.org/item/20200325200808-oc1ie

nytimes.com/2020/03/26/us/coronavirus-louisiana-new-orleans.html

>"Mardi Gras and Spring Break , the perfect storm, they provideded the perfect conditions for the spread of this virus,"

Thanks for sharing - didnt see those yet!

Ok but my question:
China went full retard on this, super crackdown as if fucking airborne super aids is happening.
Yes deaths in Italy, maybe some people dropping for whatever reason but wouldn’t the government at least bring in the army and tighten measures Wuhan style by now if it truly were this bad?

I wouldn't. You're supposed to get vaccines before infections.

Funny that shit's just a bit closer to the truth.
For all the numbers out of china, add two or three zeroes to them. For other countries, estimate about x10 higher then detected.
china needs a different metric because they are just outright fucking lying their ass off at this point.