Brit/Pol/ - first edition

Ate some leftover kebab for brekkie, my stomach is doing flips already, knew that was a bad idea

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Me on the right

Whoever said he fucked your mom hard in your MFPS of choice.

hahaha
ruler remover

Corbyn will be prime minister by the end of the year

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hello

Cometh the hour
Cometh the chad

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i don't know anyone who has this yet all the globalist do
it is his time bros?

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NO NO NOT MY HECKERINO BORIS JOHNSONERINO KEKSERVARINO PRIME MINISTERINO

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Here's some news you probably haven't ...
oh

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George Osborne?

BORIS HAS CORONA

PANIC

Corbyn will be dead of coronavirus by the end of the year.

Raab is gonna bully Coronachan into submission

Lol

so this is pretty interesting

>Neanderthals living between 106,000 and 86,000 years ago at the cave of Figueira Brava near Setubal were eating mussels, crab, fish - including sharks, eels and sea bream - seabirds, dolphins and seals.
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-52054653

i wonder if this is alluding to the possibility of potential older seafaring peoples long before our current understanding of early sailing

BASED OP image.

Links
>PM Boris Johnson tests positive for coronavirus
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52060791

>Coronavirus: Met Police calls for retired officers to return
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52060805

>Coronavirus: Councils in England 'asked to house all rough sleepers by the weekend'
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-councils-in-england-asked-to-house-all-rough-sleepers-by-the-weekend-11964380

>Coronavirus: Government issues disinformation warning as extremists and conspiracy theorists exploit crisis
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/coronavirus-conspiracy-theory-warning-disinformation-uk-government-a9429101.html

>Children more likely to become gamblers due to high volume of betting ads
theguardian.com/society/2020/mar/27/children-more-likely-to-become-gamblers-due-to-high-volume-of-betting-ads

>West Midlands emerges as a hotspot for coronavirus deaths
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/26/west-midlands-emerges-as-a-hotspot-for-coronavirus-deaths

>american virus
Built for BBC.co.uk

>BOJO infected
God speed Coronachan

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woaah jews look like THAT

holy SHIT everybody is infected
is he going to die really omg

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The captain goes down with the ship

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Oh fug his Mrs is up the duff too.

where is eamon holmes' tie? a bit fucking casual looking.

SAY IT WITH ME, Brit/pol/

PRIME
MINISTER
NIGEL
FARAGE

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Oi, what's happening in London lads?

>“I’m shaking hands continuously. I was at a hospital the other night where I think there were actually a few coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody, you’ll be pleased to know. I continue to shake hands.

What did Johnson mean by this?

He's had some type of virus since forever

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Probably. Hard to catch some of those from the shore.

With a bit of luck BoJo coofed on his chum Lord Rothschild.

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We're going to war with yet another third world country? Didnt we learn anything from the last two?

BASED
A
S
E
D

scruffy cunt

>well it only took 1 day for this to age poorly

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West Midul here
I can totally see why, Brum is packed only second to London, and surronding towns like Wet Bum, Walsall, Wolverhampton, Coventry are all shitholes

9000D Chess by Dominic Cummings to prove the herd immunity plan works, if the PM gets it and survives the public will believe.

Should'a gone to CzechSavers

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>Coronavirus: Government issues disinformation warning as extremists and conspiracy theorists exploit crisis
/cvg/ on suicide watch

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That was weeks ago. It's more likely he got in in Westminister anyway. According to the journos loads of people in the bubble have it.

another cross on #10

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‘So boris Johnson’ trending on Twitter. As you can imagine it’s all retards

Herd Immunity you filthy Anglos?

BORIS HAS CHINK FLU
>BORIS HAS CHINK FLU
BORIS HAS CHINK FLU
>BORIS HAS CHINK FLU
BORIS HAS CHINK FLU
>BORIS HAS CHINK FLU
BORIS HAS CHINK FLU
>BORIS HAS CHINK FLU

Does Big Johnson live in London?

we can only hope

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I thought we weren't supposed to shake hands?

Can anyone stop Corona Chan?

big fatty johnson might not survive this one even with the best care
>50+
>fatty
>high stress job
its people with high blood pressure it takes out

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>Poster in a public place I saw a few weeks ago: "The government and the NHS are well prepared for the coronavirus"
>Today: "PM tests positive for coronavirus"
It's like pottery.

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Are we really going to kiss ass in this thread too?

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What's your ethnic heritage?

exactly. but there's nothing in that article (although it is short which isn't a surprise) regarding their methods of catching shark and dolphins

is boris not making any public appearances now then?

seems to have brought them here.
we were having a rare comfy thread before this news

Say it with me Brit/pol/:
PRIME
MINISTER
TIM
MARTIN

>Dominic "Can" Cummings "in my gf because he is so B A S E D "

This

twitter.com/search?q="So Boris Johnson"

Look if you dare.

>people unironically crying on twitter that Boris gets a test but not shazza

Who is kissing ass?

He's gonna fly to Berlin and give Merkel a great big sloppy kiss

>Fake medical advice and dangerous “cures” are being shared widely on social networks
no buddy, he's talking about you nothingburger tards

im really sad about this
he doesnt deserve to die i genuinely believe he tried his best for us and to make us feel better

his wife is pregnant too
fuck this might be a tragedy :(

we can only hope

he's taking liberties because he knows he can leak Phil & the twink stories and get the full time job. he's untouchable eamon.

>brexit cancelled due to rona wiping out brexiteers

Dom is essentially running the country now

It'll be one of two poos: priti or rishi

well you see i always have my trends bar set to japan so i don't have to see shit like this

Madonna was right. Truly this is ‘the great equaliser’

fuck i wish
sadly he doesnt have the ambition for it

>All butthurt onions boys and trannies
Not even suprised

>Googles effect of cocaine on immune system
Holly shit lads!!
Coronachan could wipe out every crackhead in government.

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No it's people with respiratory problems

Boris is a big lad so he'll be fine

So population density then.

>There are 13 urban areas that exceed 500,000 inhabitants: they are centred on London, Birmingham, Glasgow, Leeds and Bradford, Southampton and Portsmouth, Sheffield, Liverpool, Leicester, Manchester, Belfast, Bristol, Newcastle upon Tyne and Nottingham

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Maybe the pregnancy story was shit, and this is the excuse to garner further sympathy.

Gove infected him
This entire outbreak was his plan

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they're not even married. if boris dies, the kid will be a bastard

The uk government is going to die of chinese lung
PAAAAANIC

these people aren't human
hollow souls of slogans

>another.........
dare i say it
..........
>another.....
dare i even think it ?
>...........
>ANOTHER.........
oh god oh no i cant be...

> ANOTHER FUCKING GENERAL REFERENDUM IS COMING

Well, to be fair, those third world countries are pretty retarded, couldn't expect them to teach us much, maybe the next one is brave and powerful?

>out comes the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster from the wings.

before they even got married. imagine how his wife will feel if he dies and she doesn't

oh god oh god
he has my sympathy i hope he survives

>high stress job
it's a piece of piss what he does

>now

>wife
meant girlfriend

see

You cant ahve a rederendum when no one can go outside brainlet

Hope he recovers and comes back even stronger, if for no other reason than it'd seriously piss off all the EU kowtowing literal faggots that I work with who are laughing that it's revenge for brexit. Like the EU isn't going to collapse because of this anyway.

LOL oh fuck

Doom mong will be hiding under his bed LOL

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>general referendum

You meant wifes son

whats that from?

democracy btfo

absolute monarch is our only option left 2bh

He looks completely fine in the video

Its literally a fucking cold

>American virus
lel chicom immigrants are so stupid

Very fine meme, indeed.

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Do it by post as suggested in the US, no possible fuckery could happen there.

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>the queen
>boris
heh, we'll give it to Brexit nextg. YUP corona

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youtube.com/watch?v=Hzk27itihRI

for fuck sake i meant **Election

If i die i'm happy with the last person i had sex with can you lads say the same

>remain wins with 101% of the vote

CHANCELLOR WILL NOT BE SELF-ISOLATING KEK

superspreader

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They'll hold off until the BOOMERS have been culled, then vote swings back in remain favor.

Part of the ship, part of the crew

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>toryboys itt
fuck off

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he drinks cow piss to keep the virus away

Right now compare the number of people who have aids with the number of people who are in a critical state with covid?

Don’t panic, the real power behind throne is still okay.

Pic related

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All tories should be shot

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cope

this thread will be insufferable today.

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compare the amount of time aids has existed to the amount of time this one has

you wot?

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Heard he picks his nose during the daily briefings

and that's why I'm off
see you later, lads

>In 2004 a study was done showing that voters' perceptions of the Chief Mouser were not completely above partisanship.
it takes a nation of spastics

can't be worse than yesterday
can it?

If Boris survives the Coronavirus it will elevate him to Godlike Emperor status with the public

Britons will bend the knee

>Guaranteed second term

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>four months later

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Obviously where do you think no 10 is?

Yes, it is time
Also imagine how comfy Karen Kujou would be right now, Full english in the morning, stay in bed comfy watching TV.

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wtf i love pe now

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kill yourself you massive virgin

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Fat cunt!

have a good day matey, as good as you can

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If he dies becuase he's a fat booker get ready for a million year rishi Reich

Sperging over the fact he got tested. Nigga hes the fucking prime minister.

First Eddie turns into a nonce before my very eyes.
Npw this.
Just broke down in tears at the news that /Our Boris/ has the corona virus. I'm not holding up too well.... he was supposed to deliver a bloomin' brilliant Bojo Brexit Global Britain but now his beautiful, far reaching dreams have been squashed... and the halcyon future he had planned gone with it too. I want to peel myself like a satsuma. This is not on.
Please... please someone help Boris.

Cold kebab in the morning while you’re still half pissed is great