WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

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I actually like him. Why couldn't it be someone like M*rkel?

At least they are honest and playing the herd immunity game themselves

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>Why couldn't it be someone like M*rkel?
this

Oh. I get it now. They get virus. Excuse to disappear to elite super bunker. Wait it out while rest of humanity dies.

Quick assemble the national guard and tell them to fight that war against this invisble enemy.
Couple of silver bullets should do the trick.
Nothing burger confirmed.

Oh wow

Seriously if you start testing people who don't show any symptoms or weren't expose to anyone who is confirmed, we will see that most likely he has the virus as well... This is a joke panic

Based and herdpilled

HAHAHA
ALL THE NAZIS ARE GETTING POZZED

Sure he has it.

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OI MATE YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT VIRUS

Checked and peonpilled

>“I’m shaking hands continuously. I was at a hospital the other night where I think there were actually a few coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody, you’ll be pleased to know. I continue to shake hands.

Hahahaha poetic

I'm tired of you retards falling for this meme still.
It's literally nothing, a cold and cough for a week, thats it.

I didn't wash my hands enough and now I'm coooofing

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>At least they are honest
What the fuck has happened to Yas Forums?

best post itt

FAKE NUUUUS

Shit's fake

seethe more slave

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They're schizo posters, they know. Just ignore.

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Macron and his gov have been repeating for weeks that "Masks are useless and dont protect you from the virus"
But when THEY go out they all wear masks.

It seems pretty honest from british gov in comparaison, especially since you cant trust albionist on anything usually.

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SEARCH FOR EMILY JONES AGED 7, BOLTON.

>This is a joke panic
it's weird seeing people say that even though they can see with their own eyes how medical systems are slowly crumbling under the number of peopl ein critical state.

are you retarded, bruv?

Here's hoping he makes a speedy recovery. Seems like a top bloke.

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They dropped that like 5 days ago

Realistically what happens now? Who leads the country for the next 2-3 weeks while Bojo sits in a hospital bed?

a real story about a fake virus infecting someone is still overall fake, it doesn't magically become real.

thoughts and prayers

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That is absolutely fake news. No where are any systems "crumbling". They .ight have a high rate of hypochondriac faggots begging down the testing lines and ERs but not "crumbling".

Damn that was like a week ago too

Dominic Cummings

So no change

let's see how herd immunity fares for him

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A HAUWEI SHILL

very cool!

He’s ugly I hope it kills him and all the muslims

Damn that's horrific. Who was the stabbist?

HERDed
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A Muslim woman

What's he like

you actually saved posts of people joking because you go offended

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>All these famous people keep getting it, top level security around them at all times in controlled environments
>Every single retail worker isn't infected, despite seeing thousands of different people a week in face to face encounters in enclosed environments

what's going on here?

is this just to make people fucking listen or what?

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herd immuniz'd

That was on the 3rd of March.

Because she is not dumb

BASED

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FUCK THAT I DONT GIVE

>use virus in attempt at satanic world takeover
>dies
God exists, repent or be destroyed.

Dude your a fucking moron. Hospitals in the US will crumble over the next 2 months. Italy and Spain are already KILL.

why are there algerians on Yas Forums?

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This virus is a load of shit, is no worse then the flu. Fuck this world

Boris got it on purpose to lower the hysteria. I'm an insider.

That's what he gets for taking adrenochrome.

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

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digits confirm

It’s now developed into a PSYOP, nothing ever happens to these faggots, Prince Charles and now the UK Prime Minister...both with mild symptoms....yeh right.