AUS/POL - FREE MONEY EDITION

AUS/POL - FREE MONEY EDITION
Check to see if you're eligible for gibs: abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/coronavirus-supplement-payment-what-is-it-and-how-to-apply/12080326

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fuck chinks

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boris johnson has corona virus

based

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Scott Morrison is absolutely not man enough to acknowledge everyone's anger at China, to ask for reparations and lay blame at his employers feet.

FUCK OFF

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>thread wars
none of that

WRONG

Anyone else definitely cashing out the $20k super over next few months? Gets it out of the hands of the kike and it is tax-free.

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muhammed fucked pigs

>boomervirus apocalipse checking in.

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this. foreign agent confirmed.

I cash out 10k per year from financial hardship, im gonna take 20 this time and 10 when im able to for being on neetbux

considering it but shares are down so much. maybe later in the year

you know china made this virus and released it to the world because there are so many news sources denying it. the opposite of what mainstream media says is true.

It's funny because Covid19 is now a better program than the First Home Super Saver Scheme, remember that shit show? I had 1 person do it and they benefited like $400 in taxes and it was a massive fuck around

Why are so many faggots pushing threads early recently?
Seriously, there's like 3-4 aus/pol/ threads at a time lately. It's fucking stupid, or at least the people starting threads before bump limit hit are.

PACK EXPLOSION LETS GO. 'URRY UP CUNTS!

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IM STUCK IN POLAND HELP

new?

Bojo got the Coro

you know how on the mygov main page there's this thing that says register your intention to claim?
do i need to do this if i'm already on the neetbux? asking for a friend

Damn, only retards are eligible...

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That's your grand kids money, they wont be eligible for retirement until they're 125 years old, the poor little cunts.

Coronachan:
Has shut down borders
Is killing boomers
Is killing the sick
Is killing people who socialise.
Is making the government increase NEETbux

We're in favour of her, right lads?

ALL AUSSIES HAVE BEEN ABUSED BY YOUR OWN CONVICT PARENTS
AN ASS FUCKED AUSSIE IS EASY TO WIPE OUT AND CONTROL
A FAGGOT = EASY TO KILL UNDER SHARIAH LAW

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ATTENTION FAGGOTS, WANT TO BE WITH THE BLOKE THAT MADE THE PAST FIVE AUSPOLS MAX OUT?

GO HERE:
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Anyone under 55 in 2019 won't be retiring until they're dead anyway.

being a NEET is now a respected life choice

FAGGOT LOOSE, THIS IS THE REAL THREAD. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM

Fuck off, this OP baked first.

pretty shit fried chicken

THAT IS WHY ARABS ARE FUCKING YOUR AUSSIE WOMEN
YOU FAGGOT AUSSIE DOGS

Common.

Same desu

Fuck off you attention seeking faggot

I'd vote for her

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By 20 seconds? Worthless cunt

IS THAT A FORESKIN?!?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY AMERICAN EYES AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stay mad faggot, no ones using your shit thread LOL

I came here just for this bait pic.
Nigger, what is being proposed is not that gun purchases are subsidized by the taxpayer at large.
Don't you have the wherewithal to understand the concept of property rights in between rounds of sucking your m8 off like its a sport?

>U.K. PM Johnson tests positive for coronavirus and is self isolating at Downing St
U.K. PM Johnson tests positive for coronavirus and is self isolating at Downing St
>U.K. PM Johnson tests positive for coronavirus and is self isolating at Downing St

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AUSSIES WORTHLESS FAGGOTS OWNED BY SUNNI ARABS FUCKING YOUR AUSSIE WOMEN

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Thems the rules.

Haven't done this in a while, let's see...

Fuck you...

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go fuck off to your dead thread, you absolute mongrel

Hang yourself

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Fuck you...

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take the homebrew pill cunts, its cheaper and fun to make

while all you cunts are sweating balls craving a beer during lockdown, im sitting on litres and litres of booze with the capacity to make even more than you can fit in your ute

Unless you married a sheila in medicine, :)

This is just the dry run, chinks are testing its' spread, next one will have the payload.

And fuck jannies

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Anyone hear about a 35 year old bloke dying in Sydney this week due to the virus?

Mate if we're in lockdown, probably best to keep all your senses on high alert.

Go jack off in your thread alone, you sour crybaby cunt.

what area do you live in? i'm not going to come and force you to make beer in the new society or anything like that

you got a kegerator? im thinking about pulling the trigger on a keg master series x 4 keg / 4 tap one

Bro chill out
No one gives a fuck
You're coming off as a bit of a poof

Listen, he didn't have to cut in line, really he fucking deserved it.

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FAGGOT AUSSIES OWN BY MUSLIMS

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The real payload will focus on Africans...
R-Right?

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>Boris dies of corona
>new PM cancels brexit

I win anyway since OP's photo was made by myself, meaning my worldview and memes and propagated by the masses at large, lol

This shitshow is ran off a shoestring budget and I'm glad to see you hate the people that try and keep it going and produce original content

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Holy dooly, that thigh gap.

Don't you get bored of spamming ever auspol thread with this shit? No one even takes the bait buddeh

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HAPPENING

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Fucken choon lads

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Get your flu shots before you have multiple viruses at once

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1st time in aus/pol/ i see

buddy, you lost
maybe be a bit faster, you saw that the old thread was way past it's deathtime

Anyone else getting random skin peeling? what the fuck is going on

I didn't lose, I won, in both threads, my ideas are in your head no matter what

Fuck off Kike, no ones getting your vaccine and the mark of the beast.

Guess where everyone is? Here, even you.
As for your photo, thanks

I heard OP's cock was in your mouth too since you're both faggot's

Would make sense. Chinks are trying to colonise Africa for minerals and with the various diseases already running around Africa the virus will mutate and wipe out 1/3 of subsharan Africa.

5G

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I would fuck both of these guys

Hold on

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but would they fuck you? that is the question isn't it poof

I don't care, your politics are far more informed from my view than you'd like to admit or even realise, lol.

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>three aus/pol/ threads up at the moment
wow Yas Forums regulars really are retarded

Sook sook whinge whinge you fucking fag
>I don't care
Constantly crying in the thread

Based Glowie faggot

ok bruce, how bout you just stay here with us? More people, more fun, eh?
yeah nah mate, we're all staying here till I make a new one

Dangerously Based

That makes sense I don't handwash more than the average joe all else it could be is the water? Maybe corona is in the water supply

Anyone else got some old cunt grandparents just hanging on at the moment? Reckon this will be the end of them. Surely all 90+ year olds won't make it out of this plague?

No memeflaggot

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my nan is the other one left and she doesn't care if she dies

im not scared, why would i be?

SA cunt, if you try that, make sure you let your family know what kind of funeral you want

yea but it died. used my nannas old 70s chest freezer with a new fridge thermostat, now i just use bottles, its easier for me at least. if you can build one do that, if not then buy it, you wont regret it. also C02 bottles, if you own it you have to get it tested every so often otherwise cunts wont fill it. renting them while more expensive in the long run is easier

it will not just be me. I have a meth cook already. I just need someone I can force to make beer for my gang of raiders

Why doesn't she care? Is she happy or miserable

Lmao I'm here to warp your mind you thick faggot. Now for the final question, how many people here make OC in this place? Less than a palm full.

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ill rape you first, then all your raiders, then ill let the meth cook go and be free to tweak and cook shit bathtub meth in the wasteland cunt

got a hip replacement last year. hates that she can't do stuff she used to do. shes 92 and not in a home. also all her friends and mostly dead. she just doesn't give a fuck anymore

yeah i had a kegerator 10 years ago with a round door on it but it died and i never repalced it. atm i have a normal fridge with just a beer gun on it

I hate those step one underwear ads. Lame as fuck. Also they might be comfy but they look really shit.

your oc is reddit tier garbage. its litterally r9k autistic memes copy and pasted then slightly altered to fit a theme. its akin to reddit rage faces from yonks ago and its cringe as hell

OC means original content, not copy pasted reddit garbage

>being dependent on alcohol
lmao

Newfags who think they're based for making a thread as if people actually give a shit about them.

Killer tune, 2012 memories

you will be treated well, we will bring you slave girls. if you try to escape I will have to cut off your legs off. I don't want to be a cunt so don't fucking test me

nice, never liked the beer guns but not having to drill your door for a tap is nice. should probs get around to selling my keg system, now that cunts are getting their scomobux

try post that again without the memeflag, until then your filtered

There's no such thing as Australia.

The cowards republic of Australia don't say anything or Chang will ruin your economy guys.

Don't say anything whilst they hack your government guys you'll be called a racist.

Don't say anything whilst they plunge you deep into recession you racists.

My kids and our future kids are going to be paying back this stimulus.

FUCK YOU CHINA
FUCK YOU YOU COMMIE DOG CUNTS
All I want is war with China in my lifetime.
ALL CHINESE CITIZENS TO INTERNMENT CAMPS NOW I'LL FUCKING SET THEM UP MYSELF!

Fuckin oath. Everyone here plans on checking out before >80 right? Fuck being a senile old cunt.

fucking HOW? i still cant find work as a chem eng, just kill me

She should have grandchildren that makes old ladies happy

Imagine being this cunt right now. Turnbull must be enjoying his payment.

ill rape your bloodline out of existence kid

Been about two weeks, I don't smoke weed or anything and haven't done any drugs besides ecstasy. Hesitant to do some more as it might just get worse but hey, if that's the solution then it can't hurt.

Imagine being this cunt right now. Seriously bets on when he necks himself on live TV. Either that or he goes down as the Winston Churchill of AUSTRALIA.

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