COVID-19 POSITIVE

my mum and dad who are both libtards just started clapping and cheering

I tested positive for the cold :(

So nothing going to happen to that healthy idiot.

No source. No bump.

Stiff upper lip. Sure. Hes an optimistic guy.

Soon...

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theguardian.com/politics/live/2020/mar/27/uk-coronavirus-live-rough-sleepers-nhs-applause-covid-19-latest-news

ITS REAL BUMP

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52060791

twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200

Raab timeline confimed

Who'd he pozzed?

He fully embraced Nurgles gift. Join the /herd/.

That's cool. Is there a way to clean your nuts without soap? I haven't showered for 10 days because I'm rationing body wash and my balls smell like a mixture of fish and frozen red baron deep dish pizza

Honourable Brit
>we need herd immunity
>Me, PM first

It’s just a flu though.

BREAKING NEWS

Boris Johnson has the flu

Let trump be next

Watch as absolutely nothing happen to him while he milked his hospital stay for all its worth.

>unleash britains true potential

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Why did Britain vote for this ugly cunt? Did you really want him being the face of your country? Embarrassing.

This means everyone in the Cobra meetings has it too, btw

the alternative was a jewbootlicker

they probably infected him on purpose in order to show the country it will be survivable and boost morale

He finally ponied up the loot to the mountain niggers and got his S-strain infection.

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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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At least he admitted it, unlike Bolsonaro, Trudeau and likely others.

HES TAKING BACK CONTROL

boo hoo.
everyone has it, the top fags are just getting tested more.
and nobody died from it, they catalogue terminal cancer patients and people who fell of ladders as covid victims if they test positive postmortem

Yes, you can find a fast running stream of water and put them under it for 10 minutes.

Remember some cunt coughing at the press conference a few days ago? Thanks luv, you've killed the PM!

what a fucking moron

They're both jew bootlickers you tard

>Voted for trump

Why are you people so stupid?

saved

>they catalogue terminal cancer patients and people who fell of ladders as covid victims if they test positive postmortem
no they dont retard

It's enough, deploy ze nuclear weapons monsieur

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At least he has his own hair unlike your guy

It's just a brexit bro.

Man has flu
In other news...

Rip in peace.

Sprinkle some baking soda on your balls

Man, fuck you : (

that'll teach you for using Huawei

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Real and straight

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
BEST TIMELINE

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Nothingburger.

uhhh..

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Try killing yourself. That should do the trick.

BIN THAT VIRUS

What am I seeing here? What are you alleging that this plane is actually doing? Also got a URL link to the flight?

>Herd immunity

The alternative to the alternative is also a jew bootlicker

HE'S NOW DEVELOPING THE STRONGEST CHAD HERD IMMUNITY
HIM, ALONE
YOU LEFT HIM ALONE ON THIS
NOW HE HAS TO SAVE US ALL
WITH HIS PURE CHAD STRENGTH

G O B O R I S G O!

Oh sweet sweet karma.

do you have a loicense for that denial?
msn.com/en-us/news/us/2nd-coronavirus-patient-dies-in-lehigh-valley-he-was-61-and-from-warren-county/ar-BB11zcop
>2nd coronavirus patient dies in Lehigh Valley. He was 61 and from Warren County.
>Lehigh County Coroner Eric Minnich confirmed the patient died Friday night at St. Luke’s University Hospital in Fountain Hill. He said the primary cause of the man’s death was a head injury from a fall at home, but that the virus may have contributed to his death.

Who pozz’d the bozz??

Is UK the most incompetent country on the planet?

Oi! Does he have a loicense for that virus?

Two more weeks and he dies

So, positive news?

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Sticky??

Disgusting ameri-fat.

use WATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Are you a spastic? Jezza was licking the boots of Hezbollah and Hamas. He may have been a commie, but he was no friend to joos

>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
>IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING
IN 12 WEEKS WE WILL SEND THE VIRUS PACKING

>has repeatedly shit on Israel and jerked himself off to Palestine
Dudes a Muslim lover retard

I hope he dies.
All BREXITcucks should get wiped off.
That's what you get for betraying EU/Germany.

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WE ARE ALL COVID VICTIMS

do not dare to diminish the importance

>Only Brit i care about is Count Dankula
cringe

*wiped out

Hope he stocked up on dunny rolls

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No more sticky. Only coof now

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this doesnt mean he was added to the official death count

Boris should have used Wu Han Sanitizer

Look a zioNazi snake, the oven is pre-heated, jump in now.

They cant have plebs and their families know that they received top tier care whilst the plebs are dying.

It's truly shocking how dystopian the place. Not even effectively dystopian like Soviets were but just like "sap your living strength" grey dystopia of low key incompetence, greyness, shitty food, awful food, shitty housing and constant low key hatred between everyone.
I moved from Poland in 2008 here due to unemployment and every single day I dream of returning home.

All according to plan, building immunity and all, right?

The picture is from another thread, but there are more of these types of flights. The S-strain is the mild ccp-flu that inoculates you for the L-strain which is more virulent and more deadly.

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>dipshit johnny foreigner still thinks the EU is based despite it being globohomo shite

NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN' BORISINO!!!

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He did though.

4, 1, 2, 3

airborne aids spread by gay bats

please do

hope he recovers, guy has enough charisma to make me give a shit about him

Rip british Trump

FOR THE HERD!

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Wtf does he actually lean that far forward or is this shopped? Looks like he has lordosis or something.

spot on prognosis
your a doctor right?

Can't wait to be the first country who's leader LITERALLY beat Coronavirus in 2 weeks time

*nervous sweating*

hes he was and countless thousands of others were too
>The way in which we code deaths in our country is very generous in the sense that all the people who die in hospitals with the coronavirus are deemed to be dying of the coronavirus.
>“On re-evaluation by the National Institute of Health, only 12 per cent of death certificates have shown a direct causality from coronavirus, while 88 per cent of patients who have died have at least one pre-morbidity - many had two or three,”
telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/

You're on dangerous ground there lmao.

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Kek

NO ONE IS SAFE

>why vote for ugly
>do you want ugly to be the face

What are you, a faggot? This isn't a male beauty contest, queer.

He's a solid guy and looks have nothing to do with political shrewdness and ability. The alternative was also an Islamist cuck.

HAHA FUCK BRITAIN AND THEIR POZZED PRIME MINISTER

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This is how WWIII begins

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no im just special

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Cheers
Why is a fellow burger the most useless of all?
Water won't wash away the dead skin and grease and sweat and bacteria

give it 3 days, Boris will be eating bamboo leaves and avoiding sex just like the Panda Pandemic is engineered to do.

this picture underscores the phallic nature of his
presidency

Nah it's real nigger.

He thinks it hides his fat stomach.

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You see why this is a "crisis"

Because it affects the elite. The number of deaths is comparable to normal flu. But it's killing the important people. So we need to close down.

still hasn't reached Kissinger tier bod

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Cut them off and dialate you disgusting fat fuck

He will need his £350 million freed up from EU for NHS :DDD

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>shoe lifts
>some weird brace thing to hold him up
He's totally shot away, no balance and brain misfires. He nearly fell down the stairs just before this. Boris held him up kek

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and when he comes back (because there is no reason why he wouldnt beat flu)
he's going to be UNSTOPPABLE
he's gonna grab his balls with his right hand and be rightfully bragging about his CHADNESS all day long

Boris Johnson got Corona

Your mom cleans my nuts with her mouth. Maybe ask her for pointers?

Is this achievable natty?

That is bizarre, he must have some spinal problems

You don't like him, but not because of the noahide laws. You're part of the problem.

oh, I see
you had hard evidence

>Let's stay in Europe
>Not a jew lover

Pick one

>be first Turkish/Bulgarian PM of Britain
>die from Chinese virus

Multiculturalism

Know how I know you're a larping Irish cuck or Paki?

Wait now I know what that sorcerer was trying to do

Crown = affects rich, nobility

Rats = affects the normal people, masses, poor etc

crowned rat

this guy is probably old af but somehow hasn't kicked the bucket yet

>wtf are you talking about schizo

ahh nothin just /x/ crap

archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/24556569/

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So if he dies, America gets the UK as its first born, right?

war criminal bloatlord

Ahem - Boris was voted sexiest MP of 2018 thank you very much

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Well guys ya know shit just got real if even the guys like Boris isn't safe from corona. Then none else does. You got max 1 week for stockpilling the leftovers. Been good not knowing ya all, stay safe anonymous Yas Forumsacks.

Boris is a 10/10 in bongland.

No. We go to war.

>Bulgarian
Only his name is Bulgarian tho.

>s and l-type theory was discredited though
And yeah diseases "mutate" continuously but vast majority of mutations don't change the disease caused in any perceptible way.

>Has he been infected?
>Oh yes. Most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the Corona vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

poor Boris died for your sins

It always starts with mild symptoms, lmfao