/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2604 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 542,533 (+10,723) ► Died: 24,369 (+301)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 200 countries and territories infected —
— 32% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
Chef that criticized people avoiding China Town has died of COVID
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Worker at US hospital where nurses wear trash bags dies from COVID
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17 year old dies from infection, no previous conditions
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Chinese company amassed Australian supplies and shipped them out
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All 40,000 fans in a football game got infected
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>RESEARCH
Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
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>REMINDER
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
05:07: First death in Uzbekistan.
04:58: 62 new cases in Queensland, Australia.
04:53: 54 new cases in Victoria, Australia.
04:51: 186 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.
04:48: 14 new deaths in Germany.
03:50: 134 new cases and 3 new deaths in California, United States.
03:39: 91 new cases and 1 new death in Thailand.

>MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus/
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If this Meme-Virus was real we would already see a homeless apocalypse on the west coast.
We had a shit load of Chinese that all came back from "vacation" in Mid-January. We should have seen people dying in the street all over the West Coast by early march.

But no, just few very old and sick people dying from the flu! Like we have every year. Hospitals get flooded in March because of the seasonal flu like they do every fucking year.

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>no new numbers for germany since 4 hours
>they submitted over 3k new infections just today at 8 o clock
usually the numbers get updated every 15 - 30 minutes or so. wondering whats going on here honestly. also the 3k spike earlier this morning seemed weird.

>Brazil’s president Jair Bolsonaro has tried to reassure his citizens over the threat of coronavirus by claiming Brazilians can bathe in excrement “and nothing happens”.
theguardian.com/global-development/2020/mar/27/jair-bolsonaro-claims-brazilians-never-catch-anything-as-covid-19-cases-rise

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Please stop posting this pasta
It is stale already
And you just made it

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literally a nurgle cult

Take your meds schizo

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/26/egypt-forces-guardian-journalist-leave-coronavirus-story-ruth-michaelson

>Egypt forces Guardian journalist to leave after coronavirus story

>Egyptian authorities have forced a Guardian journalist to leave the country after she reported on a scientific study that said Egypt was likely to have many more coronavirus cases than have been officially confirmed.

Reminder that it's not just China which is lying. All those third world dictator fucks are lying.

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so no more cummies, just blue balls forever?

Credibility not found

soon

It's over.

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Hooray reports of all the wealthy boomers treating shelter in place as a vacation and bringing corona virus to my city so they can stay at their summer home

Youll be able to cum, just no swimmers

>and nothing happens
except for all the thousands of hues who die every year of 3rd world-only diseases
what a goddamn retard

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 85,749 (1,304) China 81,340 (3,292) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 57,786 (4,365) Germany 47,278 (281) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) Switzerland 11,951 (197) United Kingdom 11,658 (578) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Belgium 7,284 (289) Austria 7,196 (58) Canada 4,043 (39) Turkey 3,629 (75) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,423 (15) Australia 3,166 (13) Israel 3,035 (10) Brazil 2,988 (77) Sweden 2,858 (77) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Denmark 2,010 (41) Ireland 1,819 (19) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Ecuador 1,403 (34) Japan 1,387 (47) Chile 1,306 (4) Pakistan 1,252 (9) Poland 1,244 (16) Thailand 1,136 (5) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Russia 1,036 (3) Finland 1,035 (5) Romania 1,029 (24) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) South Africa 927 (2) Greece 892 (27) Philippines 803 (54) Iceland 802 (2) India 775 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Singapore 683 (2) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (6) Argentina 589 (12) Mexico 585 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +314 (+9) China +55 (+5) Germany +3,340 (+14) Iran +2,926 (+144) Switzerland +140 (+5) South Korea +91 (+8) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Austria +287 (+9) Norway +51 (+1) Israel +342 (+2) Malaysia +130 (+3) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Romania (+1) South Africa (+2) Philippines +96 (+9) Mexico +110 (+2) Lithuania +46 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Moldova (+1) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +8 (+1) Nicaragua (+1) Australia +116 Brazil +3 Sweden +18 Czech Republic +137 Denmark +133 Pakistan +51 Poland +23 Russia +196 Finland +77 India +48 Slovenia +70 Estonia +37 Croatia +56 Hong Kong +64 Armenia +39 Hungary +39 Latvia +36 Bulgaria +12 Slovakia +43 Taiwan +15 Bosnia & Herzegovina +39 Ukraine +30 Kuwait +17 Faeroe Islands +4…

>FULL LISTS
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Back to work Ameriburgers

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How many NYCfags are dead

Austria is no longer accepting any asylum applications whatever the circumstances.

Any random twitter fag is seen as a perfectly valid source by Yas Forums niggers nowadays it seems.
Maybe I should make my own twitter account and write about how corona controls the brain to make you eats cats. It would be accepted as common knowledge by this thread.

Ah yes, interacting with the homeless a top tourist attraction in Ca.

I have big benis

>Worker at US hospital where nurses wear trash bags dies from COVID
>archive.is/YSMlK

>Sherron — who said she “absolutely” believed her brother was infected at the hospital — said he had “severe asthma” but was otherwise healthy.

why do you faggots fall for the nytimes garbage?

Who /comfy/ here?

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But third world shitholes are expected to be like this.

BORIS JOHNSON GOT CORONAED
>BORIS JOHNSON GOT CORONAED
BORIS JOHNSON GOT CORONAED
>BORIS JOHNSON GOT CORONAED
BORIS JOHNSON GOT CORONAED
>BORIS JOHNSON GOT CORONAED

There is a bit of a lie going on about "this is a once in a 100 year event". While historically it is true, it implies that "we won't have this again for another 100 years". This aspect of it is false.

When you look back at history, we never had this many people able to travel all over the world, and live so close together. Essentially, these viruses will start to become a regular occurrence. In fact, as we all know, SARS and the swine flu and so on were smaller lead-ups to this.

Essentially, there needs to be people who are NOT connected to this giant global community. The only such people at the moment are the people of the North Sentinel Islands, who I predict will be the only surviving humans.

I am starting to believe Bolsokek is trying to kill as many brazilians as possible, you shouldn't have elected an evangelist president who believes shits gets cured by praying

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finally, habsburg awakening

free vasectomy, where do I sign up

We never left work.

>Chef that criticized people avoiding China Town has died of COVID
That really activates the almonds...
I hope April will start wiping out all the chink huggers here especially in DC.

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>Guardian

Egypt are based the G*ardian are lying kikes

Same in Sweden, a lot of boomers are just waiting for the summer so they can go to their summer homes
But before that there will be Easter break and all the upper middle-class twats will be going to Åre (which is a skiing resort here in Sweden)

Just part of the herd

AHHHHHHHH.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-2.09%) Germany (-2.90%) France (-3.20%) United Kingdom (-3.08%) Italy (-2.19%) Switzerland (-2.44%) Spain (-2.53%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (-0.20%) Netherlands (-2.45%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-2.84%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+4.11%) Japan (+2.70%) Hong Kong (+0.25%) China (+0.47%) Australia (-7.85%) Singapore (+1.41%) India (+0.10%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-2.99%) South Africa (-2.89%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-1%) Wuhan (-2%) New Delhi (-20%) Dubai (-13%) Moscow (-8%) Rome (-12%) Milan (-8%) Berlin (-7%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-8%) Paris (-18%) Madrid (-18%) Barcelona (-14%) London (-21%) Johannesburg (+6%) Sao Paulo (-45%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-61%) Washington (-49%) Miami (-38%) Toronto (-54%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-29%) Mexico City (-48%) Los Angeles (-40%) Seattle (-52%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Go and read knee grows.

It'd be a normal Brazilian shower

Ok schizo

Curious user here, but why does this virus feel like it’s stalling out in terms of societal panic? A week ago it seemed like all hell would break loose, but now even Yas Forums seems to having waning interest in the virus albeit not too much of a waning interest but in terms of last week relatively fewer. Is this truly a nothingburger? If not when will it begin to pick up pace as now I see a lot of corona shills ie mister metokur pushing the goalposts of “wait two weeks bro” to “wait for the permanent lung damage bro” after countries have begun to contain the virus relatively quick.

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Slow day so far. Yesterday at this time:
>Detected: 486,702 (+15,734)
>Died: 22,020 (+742)

good goy

It's not happening.
Please stop pushing for the "it's gonna kill us all" narrative.
A vaccine will be available before the end of the summer.
Everyone will go back to work.
Everything will be back to normal.

Now, go to take your shizo meds.

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Nothing much to do in lockdown except watch movies and tv, get some cardio on the stationary bike, and vape since I quit drinking and smoking so I have to go outside less. Gonna try lose 30 pounds too.

What were Spain's numbers?

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Its +17,327 right now

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Is Jew York dead for good?

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FOR THE HERD!

How do we stop him? He's gonna kill millions to save the jews money.

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769

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They prohibited prostitution in Germany during Corona.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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SOURCE

It's true

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BOJO HAS CORONACHAN

He joined the Herd

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This lol

Yeah and even the lockdowns are literal memes, Only restaurants and bars are closed

You still can't prove it wrong faggot.

bojo got the shangai shivers what a mad lad

I need to get off pol this shit is depressing

his twatter

Lolwut nyc is beginning to implode, truck drivers are starting to refuse to deliver to NYC for fear of corona. We are going to watch the world capital fall into quicksand

>where do I sign up
Right here, bucko
Gimme one last kiss before the tank runs out

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Supply lines are starting to tremble, just wait 2 more weeks

Hopefully soon. This shit started in some of the densest packed jewish areas and they need a purge.

HOLY SHIT BORIS HAS CORONA

OH NO NO NO NO HERDBROS

twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200
twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200
twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200

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BORIS HAS CORONA

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HE REALLY BOUGHT INTO THE HERD IMMUNITY THING

He's gonna end up getting killed.

it's reality. you have to accept it

This timeline is pure comedy gold

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".


WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.


WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus invades nervous systems
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17-Mar: Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
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14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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Because it's no worse than the flu. Most people get it and feel nothing, the ones who would die from it are already dead

spain latest numbers: 769 dead. Their best effort yet.

Let me guess, Spain?

Source?

March 26: >500k
March 27: >600k
March 28: >800k
March 29: >1M

at the same time, do your part

Me

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*crapital
nyc is one of the most awful places

Also imagine how many people he met in the last few days

twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200

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...

Based...

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June 1: >100M

yo. only leaving my house to go shopping once every ten days.

Wishful thinking and optimism bias on your part, classic NPC
It's a lot worse than a week ago

Just imagine if boris get killed by corono.

He's delusional and you're right. We're getting what we fucking deserve.

Eh he got good genes. He will survive this and develop immunity with no long term detriment.
Just like Trump's genes.
Fuck xi though LOL

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Nigel Farage is now your leader

It takes weeks to show symptoms, so idiots do their normal thing to test the water and get cocky, returning to their usual habits, infecting others with their hidden fatal disease.

>Calling it the Chinese virus is racist
>In the 20th century, three influenza pandemics occurred: Spanish influenza in 1918 (17–100 million deaths), Asian influenza in 1957 (two million deaths), and Hong Kong influenza in 1968 (one million deaths)
Huh

But getting infected is part of the HERD plan
BoJo taking one for the team

I hope he met Macron whilst infectious

Diarrhea and other digestive symptoms are the main complaint in nearly half of coronavirus patients, Chinese researchers report.

This suggests that patients with digestive symptoms sought care later because they didn't yet suspect they had COVID-19 due to a lack of respiratory symptoms, such as cough or shortness of breath, the researchers explained.


Patients with digestive symptoms had a variety of problems, including loss of appetite (nearly 84%), diarrhea (29%)

Patients without digestive symptoms were more likely to be cured and discharged than those with digestive symptoms (60% versus 34%), according to the study published March 18 in the American Journal of Gastroenterology.
VERY IMPORTANT

No one talks of the shits when talking about the wuflu, so if you got the shits, assume you have it. My dad was admitted yesterday, had the shits for 2 days then called the ambulance (before the difficulty to breath appeared), he's in the ICU and i'm waiting for the doctors phone call for a situation report.


IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLUE
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLUE
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLUE
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLUE
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLUE
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLUE

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fuck off pedo coomer

>trusting guardian

Chang pls if you love chinkland so much why don’t you fuck off back to china

>trouble breathing all week
>wake up today perfectly fine
Phew. I'm good right? Say I'm right.

Well, I kinda nailed it ...

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I belive in her

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Okay and how is that a good thing? Why don't you welcome a potential brand new society without nogs and jews?

>Recorded his symptoms. Fatigue, Cough, Fever, Difficulty Breathing.
>2 weeks still a cough, sneezing and no sense of smell.

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>UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson tests POSITIVE for Covid-19 infection www.rt.com/uk/484272-boris-johnson-positive-coronavirus/
Boris Johnson is POZZED

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You don't have stores over there in Ireland?
Heard of coins? Heard of money?
Only takes one cough.

>Queen dies
>Charles dies
>Boris dies

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Stop being racist

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There hasn't actually been a case where such damage was detected.
And it would only affect very critical cases anyway, so you wouldn't have to worry since you're already dead.

Im the faggot?
Bro you would be balls deep in a girl and start giving her tips on her dress and hair

Don't worry, medical supplies may be in short supply, but not for the elites. Which is why they don't give a fuck.

because it's the fucking flu like we've been telling you all along

He's unironically a handsome man.

All that he's saying is already known.

nope, ccp will emerge the winner from this, screenshot this

Infected 64059
Deaths 4858
Recovered 9357

Their response is going to be chaos and rage when they figure out it's a permanent infection with almost a guaranteed fatality

i didnt even realize until now that the uk still has a government

>army corps of engineers sets up hospitals in seattle and nyc
>two gigantic navy floating hospital tankers dispersed to seattle and nyc
Clearly it is fizzling out

yes yes surely the homeless will b first to go

+500 for today in Spain currently

Like clockwork!

(how did he get it?)

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>China state propaganda boasts on sending 150,000 test kits to Czech Republic "for free"
>it was actually paid
>kits were immediately distributed to firemen, police and hospitals
>80% of these kits don't work
when are we going to nuke China?

video sounds like kind of a farewell

RIP

when will this nigger shit end???

IMAGINE THE CHAOS

>tfw been drinking less and less since business and liquor stores have been closing before I get off work because of coronavirus

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No one is immune. It will keep eating your body until you pass, cow.

lots of talk from army friends that ADF reservists and regulars are being deployed for more than what was announced today. Info is tight but rumours of full lockdown starting tomorrow/sunday. Anyone else heard similar?

We don't go to work and let the welfare queens starve to death

papa bless

and we're ahead by 2000 infections and about 50 deaths now. Don't worry user, Corona-chan won't let us down

Dom is that you?

Might come to bite them in the ass few years later like with Chernobyl. People wont forget so easily and will start asking questions about what the fuck happened.
But yeah, its chink bugmen so its a wildcard.

>Meanwhile, economics professor Dr Ross Guest from Griffith University said businesses should not be closed unless absolutely necessary.
>He said the government needed to balance the cost of the pandemic to public health and the economy.
BUT THA ECOMNOMY

never, the world is cucked beyond imagination, you can't defend your homeland from imigrants, let alone do something about some country out of your reach.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE SHEPHERD JOINS THE HERD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"Round Two, FIGHT!"

please plan a meeting with Merkel asap

Yes, and Iran also had increased cases

Slit-eyed yellow monkeys be mad

>UK

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> boris positive

Er strafe es!

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CCP is finished. By pushing the 'nothingburger' narrative recentely to the chinese people, they will make the death toll into millions, tens or hundereds.

The chinese people aren't built for enduring that . That's why the CCP will collapse

Better visit your family and friends to be safe, cow

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This might be a new start for you alcoholicbro

>tfw the entire UK government collapses

you wouldn't say that if you saw the real bill mitchell, someone pls find the pic of him in the hotel

you're not going to do anything lithuania could take you over in 5 seconds

I had Diarrhea like full month from 20 february to today.Meds didnt helped me. Am i gonna die?

How long until the whole of UK government are isolating

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My document on the virus was endorsed by Donald Trump on Twitter. Read it and learn. I spent over a couple hundred hours researching this thing and getting very little sleep so you don't have to. Read it. Read the cited sources. Spread it. I have been banned from numerous forums for posting this. This is basically suppressed information at this point.

docs.google.com/document/d/110N1IKbV7tlB61qD-QZGqTBr5a2MCZqAqXgDCIfJxGE/edit?usp=sharing

onedrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=16A92D57208258EE!4375&ithint=file,docx&authkey=!ADUCZrsWHwEJ9To

twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1236736424331730944

twitter.com/jason_kint/status/1241398909970284544

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IN THE NAME OF THE FUCKING HERD

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NOOOO
NOT THE HECKING QUIRKY BRITON WITH THE FUNNY HAIR

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Nationalists rise the fuck up

I hope he infected the Queen. That immortallity juice can't help her now!

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BLOCK ALL TRAFFIC OUT OF NY, CA, WA, AND LA.

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Will this faggot be held accountable?

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You provide no evidence other than some false negatives.

RIOTS ALL ACROSS BRITAIN SOON
STAY SAFE BONGS

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>can
>may
>potentially
Most diseases can have all of those consequences, it varies from individual to individual how the disease affects them, of all those that he posted heart disease and pulmonary are the only 2 that have been seen more "commonly", the others are hypothesized and either havent happened at all(at least recorded) or have been seen in very few patients.

This. China is that one kid that does dumb shit but knows they can get away by threatening to call social services on their parents.

this but unironically

F

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nope, but you'll whish

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>CCP
Chinese
Corona
Pandemic

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Coronavirus is made for _______?

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Hey, in case you get banned and for those of you who have been banned onlooking.

Open command prompt. type ipconfig /release, turn off your modem, and unplug your Ethernet chord for extra fuck you. While your computer isn't connected to the net, clear your browsing history and cookies. Plus the Ethernet in a different port and turn the modem back up while spamming ipconfig /renew in command prompt until you get a new address.

If that doesn't work, repeat that same process but when you get to deleting cookies and history again this time around, take a break and do something. Like cooking, playing a half hour worth of vidya or something else. Then plug the Ethernet into a different port, turn on your modem, and spam ipconfig /renew in command prompt. Viola, you have ban evaded. You can also use your phone to evade a ban and at least on my provider, all it takes is to turn off 4g and turn it back on.

youtube.com/watch?v=sreSvirisok
^ Video showing how to do it but depending on your ISP, you might have to wait a few minutes.

I hate censorship in all its forms and I refuse to let this place become like China when this place was always an unrestricted zone.

Comfy chaos will come, but normies are stupid enough to believe in the government lies until the end of the year, the only reasonable solution would be to shoot the infected on sight

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Now that the bat is off the menu, what will China eat next?

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FOR THE HERD

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HER ROYAL MAJESTY IS NEXT
>HER ROYAL MAJESTY IS NEXT
HER ROYAL MAJESTY IS NEXT
>HER ROYAL MAJESTY IS NEXT
HER ROYAL MAJESTY IS NEXT
>HER ROYAL MAJESTY IS NEXT
HER ROYAL MAJESTY IS NEXT
>HER ROYAL MAJESTY IS NEXT

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Why Finland has 5 deaths in this list? There's only two ATM.

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LAC

What are you eating diet wise? That actually sounds serious.

Probably not. Might be persuaded to resign, with a nice check for his service though.

We are doing that in Australia, but when asked on TV, the people say "we wouldn't do that in America". Why not?

I want to impregnate her if you know what I mean

I only post this because I'm done for today and I will be back online later today posting with this pic as proof.

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>There have been 769 deaths in the past 24 hours, bringing the death toll to 4,858. This is a new high - the previous record was 738, between Tuesday and Wednesday this week.

The country now has 64,059 confirmed cases up from 56,188 yesterday.

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New Delhi -20% traffic is a joke. There is a hard lockdown here. Literally not a single car on the road except for essential services (mostly medical personnel).

I have never seen this city quieter. Not even at 4AM on a Sunday.

i dont hate the guy either.
What are the chances that some EU spy spit in his coffee to cancel brexit

what an absolute chad