Yesterday I was cooking with Yas Forums...

Yesterday I was cooking with Yas Forums. What do you do to distract yourself from the quarantine and all these news about people dying? I've noticed that many men started fixing stuff in houses and building stuff. I even managed to forget that Joe Biden exists. Will this forced quarantine result in a jump in birthrates? Women on dating sites seem to reply more in this time of crisis.

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>What do you do to distract yourself from the quarantine
i live in freedom land where i can't be quarantined.

They will start fining you and it will be 100% legal.

This

Nigga, just don't bay the fine. What are they going to do? Take away your health card? That shit ain't no speeding ticket....

They will take the money directly from your bank account. Why do you think they are phasing out cash?

>They will take the money directly from your bank account.
Jokes on them then.

Goddamn what a waste. I've done the same thing before with butter and aqueous NaOH. It makes really shitty soap that barely foams up. I mean it's probably closer to shaving soap than real bar soap.

Nothing is different it's just a virus and that's how it should be treated. People are panicking like fucking crazy which is making it a lot worse than it actually is. I've been running/walking all around my town during this entire thing, the weather was amazing yesterday.

Yes birthrates will go up. Ppl hate watching the fake news, no sportsball on, stuck at home, go to bed early for good health. We don't even have cable and yes there's a bun in the oven already. What else is there to do, lol

lost 3 notches on my belt since stopped ordering takeaways when virus arrived

stopped snacking because I didn't want to keep going to the shops
reduced meal portions

cleaned the house

fixed dyson vacuum that I put off doing for 2 years and gave it some maintenance

Tell me about your garden. what are you growing?

Make Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad
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ill teach you im pretty good

looks like you have a nice crop of cigarette butts coming in this year.

I used the winter to buy everything for this growing season

dont you mean start?

Sponsored by animals living above me.

I need more platforms.
Potatoes will be planted soon. Not yet.

It's just a normal garden, currently I'm mostly spending my time digging a pond and preparing flowers and bushes to be planted in april.

I've been on a water fast for the past 7 days. I figured I'd use this time to improve myself. Quit drinking, quit smoking weed and weened myself off tobacco. Yesterday was my first totally tobacco free day. I'll probably fast one more day and then break my fast. Next I plan on bulking up and exercising so I can crush the skulls of Jews with my bare hands.

>What do you do to distract yourself from the quarantine
Look at this normalfag.

I go out for a walk or play some games. I live in the countryside so not much happening here. I got in contact with my relatives more often but most of them live very far away from me

Also I bought my recreational crabbing license last night online so after April 1st I'm gonna go crabbing.

You sure need a lot of licenses to be free in USA.

>after April 1st I'm gonna go crabbing
Go first thing in the morning, and start dropping your traps/nets at the exact minute that it becomes legal to do so (they're very active at this time and the big boys run straight to the bait). You might also want to show up about 30-45 mins early to get a good spot. Good luck, user!

I'm growing vegetables. it's been a warm Spring so I started planting 2 weeks ago. Tomatoes, squash, zucchini, peppers, lots of beans and peas. I'm not working for the forseeable future so it gives me something to do and a purpose.

It's $10 for the year to get free crab. Do you have any idea how expensive crab is if you buy it?

thank u for spreading the good news of our people :)

Thanks user. This is my first time going and looking forward to it.

do you like your thinkpad?

what is the red dildo????

poland was very cold during the last few nights, some of the veggies in my beds died. tomatoes, cucumbers etc are growing inside for now until May

kill yourself

memefag

I was doing well eating healthy and keeping place clean. Then I got bored and went to the dystopian supermarket and bought food and 3 bottles of wine which I thought would last me but drunk them all over 3 days. Now I need to go back out there and work a gig job to make money to pay for all this food Ive got coming from Asda. Kinda defeating the purpose of me not going out but I basically wear a hazmat suit so whatever.

I do...the exact same as I did before. I sit in doors and work as de facto codemonkey (software engineer, but in effect I am just a codemonkey, though it pays well and I get to work from home corona or no corona) while browsing the chins, then when work time is done I play some autism sims, do my nighttime photography hobby and browse the chins some more, I then go to bed. Shopping done once a week.

The only change I have really noticed is that when I go outdoors for my photography it is even quieter than it usually is.

go tell them off

That is seriously out of control, you need to talk with them user

Joe Biden also forgot that he exists

Yes. New thinkpads are shit but old ones (not t440) are great.
I have 2x 2,5 SSD in raid 1 and mSATA ssd with linux + 16GB of ram in my t430.
Very nice machine for pennies.

We need to answer big questions in this time like: Do you bake pancakes on both sides equally long or do you bake on one side 8/10 of time?

>It's invisible, airborne and spreads without symptoms.
That's every "virus", nigger. You have millions of germs on you right now. How many are visible?

Why is every asinine comment from a leaf flag? All fucking viruses are invisible. None of them have symptoms until you have a high viral load. Good God if you’re a shill fuck off, if you’re an idiot, also fuck off.

Stay 1.5 metres away from me and don't take my kidney

Hol' up.
Why there so many of you? I thought we did a better job than that.

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>I even managed to forget that Joe Biden
Few more weeks and joe will forget also.

One of my neighbors is a recreational fisherman. Another is a hunter. I trade vegetables with them for fish and venison. I wish I had the space for chickens so I could supply my own eggs.

It really gone fast downhill for uncle Joe.

>nothing like we've ever seen before.
>It's invisible, airborne
So...just like the flu

>Not choosing to always live on the top floor
Oh user, you'll learn.

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