AUS/POL - FRIDAY QUARANTINE MUSIC EDITION

A 16-year-old French schoolgirl from the Essonne region has become the youngest person in the country to die from COVID-19.

The girl, called Julie and whose surname has not been revealed, was hospitalised Monday and died Tuesday evening at the Necker children's hospital in Paris.

Her older sister, Manon, spoke to the French press to warn that "we must stop believing that this only affects the elderly. No one is invincible against this mutant virus."

Manon said that Julie had no pre-existing illness before contracting coronavirus.

the second time i shot my load into my socks i think she also asked why they were so stiff and crusty before calling me disgusting. needless to say i only use tissues now

You'll be waiting a while mate.

ALSO THREADLY REMINDER:
>Days since patient zero in Australia (25th January): 63 days
>Deaths by COVID-19: 13 (8 male, 5 female)
>Average age at death of infected: 76 years for men, 84 years for women
>Deaths per day: 0.2
>Average number of deaths per day in Australia (by normal causes): 480
>Normal deaths since patient zero: 30,240
>COVID-19 as % of all Australian deaths since patient zero: 0.04%
>Stimulus package announced by Liberals: $189 billion
>Bail-in per dead boomer: $14.54B/b
Status: Nothing burger / scapegoat

Gather around lads and let me tell you a story.
A story about two island nations being used as an experiment to work out how to deal with COVID 19.
The two nations are Australia and New Zealand and the leaders of both countries are going in different directions to see how to best manage COVID.
The method being trialed in OZ is the "Herd Immunity" method wher our government want's us to get infected by COVID to "hopefully" develop an immunity to the virus.
All of the half arsed attempts at a "shutdown" are due to "flattening the curve" which is really just a way to slow down the rate of infection so that health services do not get over run.
That's right lads I am, you are, we are, we're all lab rats in the eyes of our politicians.
Wonder why Labor isn't making a big uproar about Scomo's handing of it all or about the cruise ship debacle in NSW?
Wonder why Liberals aren't upset about the QLD election not being shut down?
Both parties are in this to the hilt at the federal and state level.
>>abc.net.au/news/2020-03-27/coronavirus-options-to-end-lockdown-explained/12090270
Pic is how the story looked at 5 am.
Notice that the bit about
Professor Blakely was worried the federal government was not being completely open about the end game.
Disapeared from the story.

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Been getting headaches every day since working at home. Have I been CORONAED?

>any more restrictions?
Yeah! No backward Latvian cucks allowed.

good luck with the quarantine mate.

might sign up for the dole

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keyboard fucked mate no need for calling me schizo

How is this not every bit as real and legitimate as any other marriage?

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Is this terrorism, or are chinks being slaved to the virus?

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>tfw public servant

Absolutely grateful to have a safe job.

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I went to Sydney and i was disgusted by the amount of gooks there, honestly i'd never go there again, i should have gone to the Outback or something

was she on a ventilator? or were those already given to the more important boomers on pensions?

Get that yellowtail in you

wait, are you lads saying you doing jerk off for at least two to three hours each time? am i the only one?

She should mind her own business

Look at the ears on that cunt

No more sodomy, even reddit says this is going too far

fuck off, we're full!

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>meds: not taken

>Is this terrorism,
It seems to be normal chink behaviour now.

Have kids with a Chink to shrink their dick

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>so fucking dumb he doesn't understand what an exponential is

OH THE STATE OF //NOTHINGBURGER// POSTERS

It's sleeper agents, which is why these clips need to be spread everywhere

When the fuck has the government cared about facts

30 minutes max i reckon, if that

youtube.com/watch?v=xmDqILHP4is

All these fuckers on normiebook bragging about not doing self-isolation and going out and about for no good reason. Fuck them cunts

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>am i the only one?
Nah cunt. I can waste an entire day cultivating a single nut.

This has been debunked before. One video is from China, the other from Victoria or something.

Get your flu shots Anons

tga.gov.au/alert/2020-seasonal-influenza-vaccines#

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knihc ffo kcuf

It is what it is m8.
We are being fucked over by both parties as ab experiment to save the GDP.

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How can I be more australian?

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Fuck off Gates you kike cunt

Yes the death rate isn't exponential, the infection rate is. Who cares about how many are infected if it leaves no adverse effects on those that contracted it and kills virtually nobody outside of the already immunocompromised, comorbidity crew that is 70+ year olds?

Victoria is china what are you on about

Terrorism is defined by the use of force to enact political change. Our government uses multiculturalism as economic policy. We all know full well that cashed up chinks are the only people our government will turn to in a big way to replace the corona victims to balance the numbers on their spreadsheet.

So chinks cough, we die, get replaced and turn into a chinese colony...hmmm I wonder if that's terrorism?

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They're not even wearing the same clothes you lobotomite.

you need to start playing the glass pipe mate

You could be over in 15-20 minutes but I always get caught in a rabbit hole searching for the perfect video.

>INb4 it's two hours later and I have like 25 tabs open.

Also ever since the stated enforced reclusion, I have gone from coooooming once a week to almost every day.

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Nah I'm autistic enough already ta

They've already got the virus and it's affecting their brain. Stay away from them.

yeah mate, every single time is between 2-3 hours. i like to watch a variety of porn and just sit down and enjoy the fap, you know just take my time. long story short i end up blowing huge loads from jerking off for so long. i like to think of myself as a pornography connoisseur. the problem is that i refuse to just let myself blow my load over any girl, it has to be the perfect girl that i've vetted through hundreds of videos that gets the privilege of me blowing my load over her body

VB LONGNECK at 20 to 8 in the fuckin morning.

youtube.com/watch?v=lepXhIr74WA
youtube.com/watch?v=MH0tmd-43x8
youtube.com/watch?v=58mXxWuUqYw

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by accepting our national motto, fuck off, we're full!

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go ask Mr Bryant for a permission slip to bring your guns. He's at the cafe in Hobart waiting on your arrival.

remraf ecir uoy ffo kcuf won knihc gnikcuf uoy syad tnereffid

Mandatory Penis Inspection in every quadrant.

junkie dog

Right and what exactly are we meant to do? Lock people 70+ inside their house forever because if they leave they'll catch it and die?

i'm dumb but not dumb enough to smoke meth

Well, I guess you can have SARS-COV2 AND Inflenza A at the same time.

Good luck

I took LSD for the first time and had a nightmare hell trip and can't even look at the mirror without having a panic attack, maybe I took too much because I didn't feel like it was working but I dunno. Will this go anxiety and paranoia go away or did I damage my brain forever?

Yes, if you care about the elderly you will exclude them from society for six months to ensure they can't catch it to bring their end closer than a couple years away.

you cunts listen to absolute rubbish

>lost and running

man that was an ordinary album. saw them on that tour but, one of the first shows ive ever been to

Stop watching porn, jesus, makes you a real dumb cunt. I thought you guys were redpilled on the kikes tools.

Queenslander detected.

just have more

yeah, i know the feeling. i'll check the time on my computer just before i start and it will be like 12 or 1 am and then when i finish it will be like 4 am in an instant. for some reason i find it difficult to actually sit down and study but can find the will to muster up the energy and strength to do a 4 hour fap session

It's placeholder music faggot, I offered youse the chance to post your own and you didn't do anything but complain so get fucked

Are you trying to make it worse

Basically. Pic related. Not even bothering to hide it. When (if) the lockdown ends I'm gone. Fuck this place.

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i wonder if that copper was secretly thinking he was based

I can go back and forth, depending on my mood. Sometimes it's five minutes, sometimes an hour, sometimes half a day

>what exactly are we meant to do? Lock people 70+ inside their house forever
Yes, they clog up the roads in their "crossover" shitboxes

ytilaer ni kcab era uoy dna revo si pirt eht rebmemer tsuj ssap lliw ti yrrow tnod

>hmmm I wonder if that's terrorism?
Genocide

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oh no its the pantera shitposter again. seems to be the only one that complains about certain music being posted

what happens after 6 months? does it just disappear off the planet?

no trust me, you should trust everyone on this site. take more it will fix you right up

sa cunt

chink detected

>doesn't like Powderfinger
Post your music.

youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM

fuck up chang

netfo erom sdrawkcab etirw dluohs ew

I'm SA too, So eat a dick.

powderfinger are pretty gay

>wanted to try get a gf
>probably going to be locked down for a few months
i'm so horny and lonely bros

You may have schizophrenia but only if some of these posts appear to be written backwards.

its an easy way to detect a non-queenslander isnt it

just go on tinder and make your profile pic your stash of toilet paper

>what happens after 6 months?
It's visa runs out and we can deport it.

More like Pooftafinger

Well if you isolate an infected individual, after two to three months they will have largely recovered and developed the necessary immune response to kill the infection, meaning they're no longer a vector to others. It also takes between two weeks to a month for uncleaned surfaces to still harbour viable virions so after a month you can guarantee that even though a surface may have been infected the infectious agents have died, therefore after two to three months it's safe to interact with a previously infected person and their enclosure.

youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

Terrible band.
>I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T LOSING, I CAN'T I CAN'T I C-
SPIT IT OUT YOU FUCKWIT

I know the trip is over but that doesn't help my paranoia or the images I keep seeing, alongside the intrusive thoughts.
Good thing I can read backwards.

tihs yloh. ria hserf wmos teg dna tuo teg ot deen taht ereh ni srehtaerb eissua ynam os

just want to have a beer at the pub and watch the cricket lads

hsart sbrubus rehtron era uoy teb i edoctsop ay stahw

but cooming feels so good and besides i can't even coom without porn anymore, i can't even use my imagination, i've gotten to the point where the only thing that gets me off anymore is Patrica heatons saggy tits (pic related)

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Slur your words, put on an overly aggressive front but actually behave civilized, be an alcoholic as a teenager with the option to cut back as an adult, make shit up in casual conversation

Tell me again why this COVID-19 is anything worth worrying about?

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>Rice farmer?
Are you joking? How much is wheat worth compared to rice? Rice is much more valuable grain and Australian farmers try to grow it wherever they can. IF they have the huge investment it takes to start

>Victoria is China
No, cunt. Maybe Melbourne.

West. 5017. You're southern Suburbs?

I don't want to risk getting wuflu from some party thot roastie though.

Surely yous like King Gizzard
youtube.com/watch?v=oommB4zMmZY
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-i1XZc8ZwA

right so it will spread indefinitely unless you quarantine every single person affected, even those who are asymptomatic, and then cleanse every surface that could be affected.

youtube.com/watch?v=2nzKnSUQbO8
youtube.com/watch?v=YuG4-lewUTs
youtube.com/watch?v=KarJuHx2gfQ
youtube.com/watch?v=ezZCdYCmYh8

I WILL MURDER YOU CUZ

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Almost like it was done at her local, then police arrested her the next time she showed up!

make her go into quarantine in your shed for two weeks

htuos renni

Not entirely, it's not 1:1 and there's lost of barriers. Distance from people, when you get the sniffeles and where that is, how much you can actually sneeze, how much people can tolerate before it fails etc

>Parkway Drive

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You'll only find Indonesians and South Koreans outback these days.

ONLY BASED LEBOS WILL WIPE ALL AUSSIE THAT EVER POSTED ON HERE
I SWEAR TO ALLAH

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I barely leave my suburb. Even if you named a southern suburb I wouldn't know it. Worked at Glandore Hydro as a teenager for a while and that's about as far as I ever got.

Holy Based

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Virus = plague right
Don’t they last like 30 years
Lockdown forever

meh depends on if you ate out a chinks snatch recently

>implying she wouldn't just hop on the next guy's dick on tinder after a 1 second timeframe

BREAKING: Spain reports 769 coronavirus deaths in the past 24 hours

not if you lock her in the shed

All of those songs have based sentiments, if you're too dumb to understand go back to listening to poofta bands like powder finger

There are probably more non-chinks who have it now in Aus than chinks, I'm not trusting anyone.

I-it’s going to spike exponentially any day now guys

parkway drive are gay though

fuck off hippy
youtube.com/watch?v=db-0JnzHRjo
get that up yer guts

HE IS FUCKING DEAD
HE WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT AFTER HIS THROAT IS SLIT CLEAN AND ROB CLEAN

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longneck in the morning

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senoc emos deen i?oot ereht deew lles yeht od ,erodnalg ni evil i tihs on

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