/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2602 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

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shit joker

Well the irish are retarded so...

How's Yas Forums?

Yeah well the world has other priorities

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White savior fag.

the jews and liberals will have so much trouble making the west care about niggers again they better pray this virus doesn’t kill too many

>Died: 24,145
Just a reminder: this number was 12k only 6 days ago.
It DOUBLED in less than a week.

Reminder

If you’re a coomer you need to Heath supplement Zinc, Selenium and Vitamin C

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Is that a jojo reference?

There’s no containing coronachan. She lives on surfaces up to 3 weeks, she hangs in the air up to 3 hours. You’re asymptotic for up to 3 weeks.

It's nothing burger.

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There has only been one good one and he died.

That new one was cringe.

we know, but this is appreciated. Every cope about this compares to estimates

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This whole debacle....
It's so sad....... All the people falling ill....
and dying............

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Is he right /cvg/?

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He wants to go full HERD

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585302344648.webm

No. It's a retarded idea. Letting hundreds of thousands doe so the rest of the world doesn't have to sit at home for a month is purely self centered egoism.

Only a few hours, actually.

>let people die so I can go to Starbucks
Is he?

He probably wants more dead. Why would he care? He hasn't left his house in a decade.

> i am 14 and this is deep level pic

translation: Dutch government re open your coffeeshops please

no, I don't wanna go back to scool just yet. haven't even finished fallout NV

this guy is fookin' weird m8.

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>notices your sample size
0w0 what's this?

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Are Normies still in denial about this being an escaped PLA biological weapon?

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End number predictions? I'm going for 4.2 million infected officially, 190,000 dead

wheres the bill post, waiting for the cream heavy cope

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NOOOO I NEED MUH STARBUCKSERINO AND BURGERINO NOOOO OPEN UP AAAAA

What the fuck is he doing listening to Bill Mitchell, these people are in denial because they are afraid

now that USA has the highest numbers of confirmed cases, i came here for the bill mitchell tweets

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Who /comfy/ here?

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welcome back Gary

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>less than 1 million cases

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youtube.com/watch?v=2sy3gtORANw

Why has the credibility of this guy gone downhill so hard?

>data shows no signs of reinfection
500 mil people under lockdown
muh HERD IMMUNITY will protect us in the end

Ground zero, maybe.

how long before he has to commit sudoku?

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Lmao he's going insane

> chinese media complaining about underrepoted cases

Less and less. At least here a growing number of people knows about the lab

No, you don't need Starbucks, you can make coffee at home you fucking mongoloid

Paella numbers when?

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twitter.com/TSlocumJr/status/1242846511324692481

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THE NORWEGIAN SUPER SPREADER!!!

Ok, a handful of facts. They might be useful for your survival, or maybe not.

- Chinese stats can be trusted, both on infected and dead.
- Italian numbers of dead can be trusted. Italian numbers of infected are grossly underestimated, tourists returning from Italy have % of infected well bove 1%, this means that in Italy their own population has also this above 1%. So there are at least 600 000 infected (optimistic number), more like millions. This is supported by the italian authorities themselves as they admit they don't test those with light or no symptomes. Italia at the moment is one big boiling can of virus. Chances that in Italia 100% of population will have had this decease are very high, but it is not that horrible as many can think.
- Same is true about Spain
- German numbers of infected likely can be trusted as their capacities are not overwhelmed. Their numbers of dead can't be trusted as they don't count anyone who already had other life treating problems
- Japanese numbers of infected can't be trusted, there are first hand evidences that they refuse to test anyone even with high temperature and fewer who isn't about to die or who don't develop coughing. Their numbers of dead might be correct or might be not.
- Corean and plague ship numbers likely can be trusted both on infected and dead
- American numbers should be more or less correct (at least relatively to the dynamics of infections growth) if we discard huge population of black ghetto dwellers and social outcasts living and dieing on the streets. These are groups forgotten by all.
- Latin countries and especially Italia got hit so hard because they are the centres of chinese tourism this time of year, unlke other countries.
- Other contries have so few infections yet because they were infected mostly not by chinese thourists but by their own tourists returning from Italy.

>23 billion infected predicted
Intergalactic pandemic confirmed?

Also:

>not mutating fast

Isn't this exactly the opposite we're currently seeing?

I was broke as fuck in 2018 as a contractor. i got hired in 2019 and did my tax return last month...i wont get any neet bucks right?

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sorry bro, too busy protecting our own interests.

Just tell them to wash their hands.

normies won't do shit even if they told them that the virus is a bioweapon intentionally released to cull the herd

1 week tops

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>Is the trojan horse the payload in the virus or what laws/new world order that comes next?
why not both?
china did open Wuhan's Box after all!

Is he at step 5 already?

Good morning.

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Heroin addicts in Denmark are forced to become clean as the drugs are running out fast due to the closed borders.

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Barely anyone is dying, the numbers are tiny and people are still in a panic. Fucking normies.

I'm a virologist who's trained to create new strains of viruses for the purpose of population control. Over the years, my team and I have come up with innovative crowdsourced techniques to get this done at a fraction of the cost with the only caveat that we don't have much control over the outcome but the low cost makes it worth pursuing.

We start by shitting in the street to create a favorable environment for pathogens to grow. In order to increase the likelihood of community transmission and more mutations, I wipe my ass with my bare hands so there's the possibility of transmitting it to my coworkers.

So far we've succeeded in creating Cholera and Dengue Fever but I think we can do a lot better if we keep trying. I was disappointed to hear about the SARS-CoV-2 virus that originated from Wuhan but don't worry. A much better one will be coming out of India very soon.

Yours truly,
Dr. Pajeet A Streetshitter
University of Poo

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Cuomo is such a faggot honestly he is literally hoarding whilst screeching at trump for more

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He is a hick who automatically agrees with everything Trump says

no one gives a shit

Pretty sure they’re going off 2018 numbers, since 2019 filing has been extended until July

9 billion dead

It's like the Great Crussade, but instead of killing aliens we infect them with our Goddess-Virus of Menkind

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Based boomer doomer.

>23 billion infected
>8 billion dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH
stop shilling this bullshit already, this faggot little extinction level event won't cause the death of the universe

We all will survive.

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Ok anons, quick question.
Who here thinks that we should get back to work as quickly as possible to avoid long term economic damage, and who here thinks we need to continue the shutdown to slow the spread?

africa is taking it more seriously than we did at their stage
youtube.com/watch?v=PUHrck2g7Ic

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1 million cases Monday

Aren't the reinfections just false negatives?

Yes

One of the best Corona-chan arts so far. She looks like a granddaughter of Fulgrim and Mortarion here.

He’s never right. Corona-Chan causes permanent organ damage and illness, it attacks the brain and testes.

>go out to the desert to like some toads
>come back and the world is so fucked you're not even sure if you even woke up or are still hallucinating

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>NOOOOOO I MUST MAKE MONEY FOR THE JEWS THE IMAGINARY LINE IS GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO WE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO OVEREAT AND WILL FACE SOME HARDSHIPS IN LIFE BETTER MURDER MY GRANDMA

Gather around lads and let me tell you a story.
A story about two island nations being used as an experiment to work out how to deal with COVID 19.
The two nations are Australia and New Zealand and the leaders of both countries are going in different directions to see how to best manage COVID.
The method being trialed in OZ is the "Herd Immunity" method wher our government want's us to get infected by COVID to "hopefully" develop an immunity to the virus.
All of the half arsed attempts at a "shutdown" are due to "flattening the curve" which is really just a way to slow down the rate of infection so that health services do not get over run.
That's right lads I am, you are, we are, we're all lab rats in the eyes of our politicians.
Wonder why Labor isn't making a big uproar about Scomo's handing of it all or about the cruise ship debacle in NSW?
Wonder why Liberals aren't upset about the QLD election not being shut down?
Both parties are in this to the hilt at the federal and state level.
>>abc.net.au/news/2020-03-27/coronavirus-options-to-end-lockdown-explained/12090270
Pic is how the story looked at 5 am.
Notice that the bit about
Professor Blakely was worried the federal government was not being completely open about the end game.
Dissapeared from the story.

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Chinese can be trusted as far as you can throw them. It’s this “trust a chink” mentality that got us here in the first place.

Beware of chinese hackers with botnets
They don't like this information
I think the ones hacking me for the past month died or something cause they stopped lol

I think you aren't supposed to wear masks like that.

low iq

high iq

We need a hard reset

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ok

Bill gates says this will be a othungburger

stop it with the normie morality and ethics

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>do you want to die to a virus and have money while dying
OR
>not getting infected but not having money
wagie wagie get back in the cagie and stop ask questions

DESIGNATED

First one to get doublerino's gets to predict how many mutts will die.

I'm going for a conservative two million

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Madrid will stop testing mild cases, so they can have lower numbers

elpais.com/espana/madrid/2020-03-26/el-nuevo-criterio-de-madrid-para-detectar-positivos-de-coronavirus-trampea-la-estadistica-nacional.html

Otro éxito de la administración Recio! Qué bueno onions y qué culito tengo!

What's wrong with Starbucks?

Im asking a question from a completely objective stance, I just want peoples opinions you fucking faggot kys.

I think whoever is afraid for their life, should stay home. Who want to live life, should carry on as usual, but should not expect priority emergency treatment if sick.

Everywhere I go I remind them it is a chink bio wmd

>government saying that doing some gargling with bleach won't protect you from the virus it's fake news

Can someone here test if it's true, /cvg/?

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You mean people being discharged from hospitals as "recovered" while testing negative, and then getting suddenly worse during the next week and testing positive again?

Don't really see how these would be false negatives.

>Even if this causes extinction it will only kill off humans
A burger without meat.

why these irradiated japtoids admit that they fucked up really hard?

stripes.com/news/pacific/commanders-tighten-restrictions-on-us-bases-across-japan-to-combat-coronavirus-1.623905

> YOKOTA AIR BASE, Japan — Commanders in Japan by Friday had imposed a series of restrictions on their personnel to curb the spread of coronavirus, measures authorized earlier in the week by the overarching Indo-Pacific Command. Many have restricted service members’ travel on duty and off; ordered them to stay out of bars, restaurants, nightclubs and other crowded civilian venues; to maintain six feet between one another and to wash their hands frequently, among other measures. INDOPACOM, headquartered in Hawaii, on Wednesday gave individual commands discretion to impose a battery of restrictions aimed at buffering U.S. forces overseas from the global pandemic. Naval Forces Japan moved first Wednesday and restricted its sailors’ travel and liberty and ordered them to stay out of civilian business establishments, with some exceptions, such as food stores, medical offices, pharmacies and take-out restaurants.

absolute cope

Half of the people going there are faggots. The other half are hot chicks

Based.

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25%

All of them

Now Italy is a big red zone. So what the mayor means with "i divieti funzionavano", "the restrictions were working" ?

Cheki breeki

>Chinese stats can be trusted
Stopped reading there

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nobody dies anonerino.

How much food Slovenia imports?

>Chinese stats can be trusted, both on infected and dead.
Thanks for giving that away right at the beginning, so nobody has to read the rest of your text.

Same in UK until France threatened to close borders.

liberation.fr/planete/2020/03/21/coronavirus-les-coulisses-du-bras-de-fer-entre-emmanuel-macron-et-boris-johnson_1782622

The man freaked the fuck out over Ebola for over a year and but now he wants off the Corona-train? Fucking pussy. Buckle in you spoon clinking faggot. We're just getting started

45 millions

kek, underrated.

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Why don't they just let us do some eugenics from time to time?

>Health workers are in the forefront of the pandemic
>Country's hospitals aren't equipped to handle this type of contamination
>a shit ton of posts online stating that there are already a lot of them that are also infected
>social media is just doing "F to pay respects" instead of demanding to have better equipment to keep the health system up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Meanwhile, a senator is a super spreader and decided to ignore quarantine protocols. Went to a birthday party, shopping in a mall, and a hospital with his pregnant wife even though he was already showing symptoms and declined testing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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20,000

Paella numbers when tio

13 million

Trust the plan

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All the fat and ugly ones

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120%

6 millions

oy vey

Based coronachan cleaning up the degeneracy. Honestly this new world order might not be so bad, faggot normies killing themselves, introverts have the ultimate excuse to not go out. What a time to be alive.

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1000

One hour

>this vax will protect you from everything
>trust us goy
Right

Flu was 60k deaths last year, 23K deaths so far this year

Checked

My document on the virus was endorsed by Donald Trump on Twitter. Read it and learn. I spent over a couple hundred hours researching this thing and getting very little sleep so your ungrateful asses don't have to. Read it. Read the cited sources. Spread it.

docs.google.com/document/d/110N1IKbV7tlB61qD-QZGqTBr5a2MCZqAqXgDCIfJxGE/edit?usp=sharing

onedrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=16A92D57208258EE!4375&ithint=file,docx&authkey=!ADUCZrsWHwEJ9To

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lol you guys are just bernie bros that want the economy crash so Trump won't get reelected. Sorry to disappoint you but this won't be happening. Socialism will never get a hold of the USA even if it means sacrificing our population.

Honestly, I don't know

ITS OGRE

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This guy is retarded. I just know that 100% of his fans are American boomers. Nobody else is dumb enough to listen to this garbage.

>guys not only is a coronavirus vaccine coming but it'll cure every virus ever :)
>please donate because i lost all my money in the stock market

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> TRIPLES GET
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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it's like another SODA

China must pay.

I AM A MONUMENT TO ALL OF YOUR SINS

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>we should get back to work as quickly as possible
The stimulus bill already poisoned that possibility.

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cope

OK what is the payload of a virus? what does this mean please

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why put in research effort for a covid-19 vaccine if it's just a flu tho

Retard, Trump is the one doing socialism right now by pumping so much money into the stock market and redistributing money

>Worker at NYC hospital where nurses wear trash bags as protection dies from coronavirus
>has "severe asthma"

yep, it's a nothingburgah

>even if it means sacrificing our population
But that's what communist governments do. They are willing to sacrifice their population so that their rule won't change. Trump is the very definition of a communist.

Happy reset then

Vote with rope when?

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333 we are all corona free

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Link the orange man tweet

thank you super autist very cool
> just saved it in my phone as pdf btw

cope harder bernie bros HAHAHAHA

>trying to turn this into democrats vs. republicans
--->

And so it is written

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NPR report on radio that racism against chinks is surging, chinks getting punched waiting for the subway and yelled at in grocery store. Child chinks bullied.

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perfect
Belgium keeps on rocking

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ad consummationem saeculi
/KXpvVH

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NPR lies constantly

The mutts shall inherit the earth

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Guaranteed

not today naive user

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On top of that many African countries are along the equator. Which means they will get more UV rays which kill corona faster. Countries like the UK will get more UV in summer but we have more overcast days per year. It probably already tore through Swedish cities, the only saving grace is their low population density and rural areas.

They'll use FY2019 if you've already filed. If you haven't, they'll use FY2018.

it can be anythung really, it could be also an obese person dropping dead, and then have a super mutated Corona-chan unleashed!

bullshit but i hope it's true

Noone gives a fuck about burger politics now

It's blacks doing it.

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checked

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Why can't our blacks be more like Ugandans?

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You take that back, you asshole. I like Burgers.

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Based dindu

Before corona:
>globolhomo economy bad fuck stonks banks and Jews
After corona:
>i love globolhomo economy gib money to dank bank Jews please

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>Madrid will stop testing mild cases, so they can have lower numbers

Lot's of places already doing this, especially Sweden. Their public health website literally says "if you think you have the virus, just stay home, we aren't going to test you for it anyways"... The only people they test are people in hospitals.

That's why I laugh at all the "Ameriga bad they have so many cases so quickly!" posts... The US has done half a million tests in the last few days, 350,000 of them were negative, only about 70,000 were positive (and another ~60,000 still pending). We are testing as many people as we can, even if they don't have symptoms.

But people are retarded and have no concept of nuance.

Kek

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MY FAT FUCK MOM IS STILL GOING OUT TO THE STORE TO BUY DONUTS AND SODA AND OTHER SHIT SHE DOESNT NEED

Why are amerilards so disease ridden? Just go to the doctor lmao.

noice

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>actually thinking the equator is vertically going down through all of africa

Flu has killed 96 people in UK, in the same time this has killed 578.

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thx I think I understand it a little bit better

Why are boomers actually retarded

>NOOO NOT MUH CRUISE VACATION AND 401K NOOOO

kek i love this timeline

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Quads for the quad god!

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These people are so retarded. A great depression isnt going to be that bad.