Germany

>tested early
>noticed the right moment when contract tracing stopped working and took measures
>300k tests per week
>instructed all hospitals to double their ventilator capacity
>recruiting medicine university students for more personel
>developed a map where each hospital shows its ICU capacity and available beds in real time
>taking in patients from italy and france because our capacity is so large
>france literally asking the german army for assistance
never shittalk us again

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Fuck you

>ruined Europe 3 times
You’re still in the red, Hans

You realize we have no army and france is on the brink of invading us for ventilators?

Yall are lead by a women who's mad at Europeans so shes erasing ur culture in favor of Islam.

they got my vote
US jews everything
fucking kike slave shitlard race
potatoes at least tried do solve the problem
you troglodytes do nothing but MIGA
no matter which party is in power

>new top dog of the West post-Corona

Feels well-deserved, man

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cant make this shit up

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im so glad my mom and grandma left your shithole to move to the oregon coast so i could be born to an ansbach girl and a fucking nor-finn. peak fucking humanity in the greatest place on the planet.

escape while you can

Based german bro.

How do you get to combat this epidemic so effectively? Is it because everythibg is more orderly there? I remember when I was in germany I had even met migrabts from other corners of Europe like Italy and they all told me they liked it there because everything was clean and in order. Do you think the measures you germans are taking are working because the system works so well since everything is tightly and correctly ordered in all the right places? Is there something that still you would like to see a change in, though?

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>Tried to save it
Fixed that for you.

Germans are based, nobody denies it except fat and angry Americans who have to pay a 10k hospital bill because they stumped their foot.

An efficient and humorless country of sociopaths and autistics achieved “containment.” Color me surprised.

>German arrogance
German government did nothing. For weeks they declared the threat is low and there is nothing to be concerned about.
Because of our overgrown health system we have enough hospital beds for now but give it a couple weeks and we will be telling grandma and grandpa to die quickly to free up the hospital bed just like Italy, Spain and France.

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>never shittalk us again
or what you gonna do?
send refugees welcome and antifa groups?
kek

>Bittet
I bet 100 Deutschmark the frogs threaten to open the valves of the nuclear power plants that are lined up at our border.

Wir sollten unsere Kanacken gegen deren ihre Neger kämpfen lassen, win win für beide Länder

well, merkel only ruined it once

Germans are based but Germany has fallen.

Move to places we can organize.

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America's biggest loss.

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>die faster, Genosse, another needs your ventilator

Bring back the Roman Empire and I'll forgive you.

Germany is faggotry, only the diaspora matters now.

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I'm French but you can't deny that Germany is putting the rest of Europe to shame.

>Is there something that still you would like to see a change in, though?
Once parts of the lockdown are lifted in a month or so I want the government to instruct everyone to wear masks, scarfs, whatever covers the face.

Its pretty clear that such measures work in asia if everyone does so. Individually wearing a mask doesn't protect you, but there are clear mechanical reasons for why an infected person talking, breathing and coughing against a layer of cloth is helping from particles flying far.

A pre-print study from Hong Kong claims that the incubation time and the time of contact between peope in known infection chains is almost identical on average. A large number of infections must be happening atleast a day before someone shows symptoms, which clearly means that putting people in quarantine by the time they are feeling bad isn't enough.

In any case you will end up alone with the northern countries after the economic crisis that will ensue, then you will show your psycho autism again

We own yurop, we always did.

Just accept that we are the master race.

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Jannie are you ok?

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germany has fallen, only her children matter now

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Mama mia, guess thats karma for being a reliable ally in the last wars.

Other countries can't compete

Do the population still have access to enough masks and gloves etc? Here where I live there absolutelt is no amount of hand sanitizer and masks wherever you go because everyobe stocked up on them and started hoarding like crazy. You wont be able to find masks anywhere you go, and if you do, they are always expebsive as shit.

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No one ever doubted German efficiency, we just right your manhood.

Only realy two effective countries in Europe - Germans and the Bongs. We are all fucking retarded.

Who cares, you are not good. My grandfathers fought the war and ended up in a concentration camp after Italy surrended, by the hands of the German soldiers they was fighting with. Master autism race, evil

You make better wine.

>I'm a mutt

Honestly I habe no real clue why were doing so well, except for the fact that we do actually habe an excellent healthcare system so people dont have to die from this.
I live in munich and we desperately needed the quarantine, cause in the weeks before that literally no one gave a single shit and kept going outside throwing corona parties and meeting friends in the parks.
I guess it helped that we got a first dose of straight from china cases in early february already so the system was already on high alert when the real wave hit.

After that, things were handled exceptionally well by at least our bavarian government where they took decisive actions without making people panic. Gives me a lot of confidence that we will have solid leadership for the foreseeable future.

>Spahn shill
Fuck off the only reason we don't fucked this up is because the länder (states) Were about to do the matters with their own hands. We took the mesaures 2 weeks to late and could have avoided so many cases and deaths.

No, the shortage on masks is global, except maybe china who can producde shit out of their ass.
Right now nobody except officials working in healthcare should get masks for obvious reason, but since this is a long term thing its important that each country sets up mask production for next few years. This isn't over by the time countries lift their lockdowns

Here are no masks. To solve this problem we established a mask shaming culture.

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>lists coronavirus deaths as "pneumonia-related" and not as covid-19
>larps as if they are better than other nations with their faked 0.5% CFR when every other country has between 1~4%
kill yourself hans

Would exchange that for functional, smart and reliable services and institutions but thanks.

Federal government was pretty weak even though I understand the desire to keep the economy going.
Bu the as I understand it, by law, most of the political power in a pandemic emergency situation rests with the individual states, which is why merkel left it to the heads of each to decide a course.

bitchute.com/video/DxNSAd3p705P/

^
For anyone still on the fence about if the holocaust was real or not. This will settle it once and for all. The best documentary there is.

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>Gives me a lot of confidence that we will have solid leadership for the foreseeable future.
I hate it to break it to you bro but you guys are literally owned by Jews just like us.

Shouldnt have rushed fucking africa

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this, but I don't think it'll end up like in Italy. German government fucked up by not stepping in earlier, that way we could've been at sub-South Korea levels right now. Their incompetence and lethargy cost us billions.

give me back my bike bitch

Not just the states, but even down to a local communal level.
Which is the reason you saw individual towns in bavaria implement full lockdowns a few days earlier

I agree that the federal response should have been faster

heil Hitler germans are the master race

I only live to kiss the feet of a German

Stubbed

>millions of lives at stake
>but what about the economy? My shekels! Hitler will rise again should inflation grow by 0.002%!

Autistic sheep, hope France nukes you the day after they become a caliphate.

At least we have the money to pay for it, Abdul.

We have few jewish billionaires and politicians. Lobbyism is still a problem but not one that can be directly linked to kikes.
Plus we have heaps of antisemitism and antizionism from arabs and leftists even though of course our politicians will call that horribly cause remember muh 11 million...

The real reason germany is doing fine is because everyone here hates each other and staying away from people is something everyone here LOVES to do.

>millions of lives at stake
it's 250 deaths you retarded faggot.
maybe if you weren't such a failure, you wouldn't have shit the bed Mario.

I habe dich lieb, basierter Autokorrekturkrüppel

Mussolini was doing fine until Hitler ruined everything

No I dont even think it should have. States and indeed communities were hit very differently and had different needs. Feds provided the means and left it to trickle down to local levels, which really is what they should do in that case.
I really didnt like merkel in this though. She had like one or two short speeches in all this time and didnt say anything substantial, when really she should be giving scientific and medical updates like the US taskforce does every day.
But I guess she is actually too tired for this shit. Probably didnt anticipate a crisis like this before her retirement.

imagine unironically believing this. The kikes have owned Germany since the end of WW2. you faggots can't even question the holohoax without being sent to prison.

You should be thankful. German soldiers who were traitors all got the rope.

hmm

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We won't get Spain or Italy levels of fucked, but things will get worse. Being /smug/ makes no sense.

Greece and the Britbongs in North Africa disagree.

Cope from the country thats actually run by jews and for jews.

My dear Hans, I've got nothing but love for Germany.

ach die ergeben sich bei der ersten Polizeistreife

this

people will get a number of how important they are to society and only those who are really important will get treatment

You can't even criticize the fucked up Refugee Policy without risking Losing your Job. Having a Stasi-like faggot in your environment is guaranteed.

Wish my dumbfuck country could've done the same

Fuck you.

Yea, merkels speech was as sleepy as ever, when more serious language and a break in character would probably have mobilized the public faster.
The RKI does do updates every day though, there isn't much reason for merkel to do so like Trump. She is probably just to old desu

The Jews own all countries except maybe North Korea faggot. And even then NK is cucked to China and China is owned by Jews by proxy.

>Individually wearing a mask doesn't protect you
Wearing a mask stops you from touching your face, as does wearing gloves (usually). If you are in close contact wearing a mask does some filtering. It isn’t 100%, but it helps

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Probably true too, point being its only really effective if everyone does it, like in Hong Kong/Taiwan/China/SK/Japan

The politicians fucked up here very big.We have a big shortage of protective gear because.....let's all move the important stuff to China.The only things which keeps Germany a float are the normal people.Otherwise, our country would already be worse than Mexico.

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