/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2601 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

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Oh wow 0.000001% of the population was infected with flu like symptoms that's almost exclusively killing people who already had health issues. Let's shut down the global economy for a few months!

soon

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Anyone have the full image of this?

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Niipaaaaah!

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2 jews died it already has surpassed holocaust

New York hospitals are completely fine, yet the media is telling us they are overflowing at this very moment...I wonder why they're lying?...

FAKE VIRUS.

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Is China really lying about their numbers or is the West that shockingly incompetent?

> BMI 25+ counts ad underlying health issue
wageslave in fear burger

both

whatever you say big boy

A couple in Africa. Libya and some subsaharan one I forget.

give it a month.

Want to talk lies? British media is trying to say this is a photo-shopped image, trying to hide how bad it really is in the UK.

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Like 15 or 20 i think. But mostly islands and some in africa

Well you clearly don’t work because it’s the middle of the night in USA

>over 500k

life comes at you fast

unironically this ^^^

yes

some kind of "daily mail" equivalent italian newspapers are pushing a rumour of prince philip dead because of the virus, UKbro d oyou have better news?

>Dead: 24,215
lol, still only 24,215.
How many days has it been stuck at 24,215? Four days? Five days?

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my man

Make that 3 months

g'nite fuckers

i'm goin to hit bed now

Stay Safe

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Anyone have the original for this, please

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it's mind boggling isn't it, Gary?

If it's a shoop it's fucking seamless

Don't you DARE act upset about this, mutts. THIS is what you voted for, and now we die.

twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1243356330951204864

You're late.

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I remember Gary being around 1000. Times have changed.

About time more celebs join Xi on the victim list

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 85,612 (1,301) China 81,340 (3,292) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 57,786 (4,365) Germany 47,278 (281) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 29,155 (1,696) Switzerland 11,811 (194) United Kingdom 11,658 (578) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 7,029 (49) Belgium 6,235 (220) Canada 4,043 (39) Turkey 3,629 (75) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,379 (14) Australia 3,166 (13) Israel 3,035 (10) Brazil 2,985 (77) Sweden 2,840 (77) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Malaysia 2,031 (24) Denmark 1,877 (41) Ireland 1,819 (19) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Ecuador 1,403 (34) Japan 1,387 (47) Chile 1,306 (4) Poland 1,244 (16) Pakistan 1,235 (9) Thailand 1,136 (5) Russia 1,036 (3) Romania 1,029 (24) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) South Africa 927 (2) Indonesia 893 (78) Greece 892 (27) Iceland 802 (2) India 753 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Panama 674 (9) Argentina 589 (12) Mexico 585 (8) Peru 580 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +177 (+6) China +55 (+5) Germany +3,340 (+14) Switzerland (+2) South Korea +91 (+8) Israel +342 (+2) Malaysia (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Romania (+1) South Africa (+2) Mexico +110 (+2) Moldova (+1) Albania (+1) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +8 (+1) Nicaragua (+1) Austria +120 Norway +7 Australia +116 Czech Republic +137 Poland +23 Pakistan +34 Russia +196 India +26 Croatia +56 Lithuania +46 Armenia +39 Hungary +39 Latvia +36 Bulgaria +12 Taiwan +15 Ukraine +22 Bosnia & Herzegovina +1 Kazakhstan +11 Georgia +2 Montenegro +1 Kyrgyzstan +14 Paraguay +11 Bangladesh +4 Uganda +4 New Caledonia +1 Greenland +3 Zimbabwe +2 Bhutan +1 Somalia +1…

>FULL LISTS
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Anyone from the UK knows if this is true?

twitter.com/Mr_Dave_Haslam/status/1243147895982956546?s=20

inofficial every country

oficially there's afaik a handfull of shitholes left that don't or can't test... or simply don't care

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Can someone prove to me this shit is dangerous like fuck you guys all the scary data is just a result of how the testing is done. Its meaningless!!!!

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All you did in that thread was show a random tweet and call this on meme flag a kike. Can you actually source any actual information on the state of the hospitals in NY?

If you’re gonna cough and spit [cough and spit]
Your hankie should be catching it
It’s called Corona

If you’re gonna isolate, or masturbate
Sperm has germs that could be Corona

Your nose will run, it’s no fun
It’s like a loaded gun
Buy a mask, make it fit
Wash your arse after a shit
My my my…. Corona
My corona

It’s the Chinese takeaway
Bats and rats they say
Your arse will rot anyway
My Corona

Doctors say there is no doubt
It spreads from the mouth
Girls, swallow it don’t spit it out
My Corona

Don’t go skiing in Italy
With them yellow dwarves so they say
Let it be for God’s sake
You’ll be Corona-free
Keep away from slinty-eyed fucking dwarves
My Corona
My Corona.

youtu.be/vnVIAx9nmuc

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abc14news.com/2020/03/24/21-million-chinese-cellphone-users-disappear-in-three-months/

nhentai.net/g/305278/

It's a doujin

>small fire at a power plant
>30 dead
>pripyat already back to work
Stop shilling these threads, this faggot reactor won't cause a nuclear incident

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are you ready?

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yall better start worshiping papa nurgle now

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Once this is over, can we indict the rich fucks who are going "Go back to work, I must have my dollarydoos! Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make." right now? They need to answer for the damage they'll cause.

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who /infected/ here?
embrace coronachan

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One patient in Prague hospital who was critical is getting better rapidly after administration of an experimental drug Remdesivir. He doesn't even need a ventilator anymore.

We got too cocky boys. Any other info about succeses with this drug?

idnes.cz/zpravy/domaci/remdesivir-koronavirus-covid-19-taxikar.A200327_092720_domaci_kop

Putin closed my gym.
Fucking manlets.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.39%) Germany (-2.26%) France (-2.10%) United Kingdom (-3.05%) Italy (-1.22%) Switzerland (-2.15%) Spain (-1.44%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (-0.20%) Netherlands (-2.03%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-2.36%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+4.11%) Japan (+3.32%) Hong Kong (+1.38%) China (+1.77%) Australia (-6.53%) Singapore (+1.32%) India (+0.25%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-2.36%) South Africa (-2.67%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-1%) Wuhan (-2%) New Delhi (-20%) Dubai (-13%) Moscow (-8%) Rome (-12%) Milan (-8%) Berlin (-7%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-8%) Paris (-18%) Madrid (-18%) Barcelona (-14%) London (-21%) Johannesburg (+6%) Sao Paulo (-45%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-61%) Washington (-49%) Miami (-38%) Toronto (-54%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-29%) Mexico City (-48%) Los Angeles (-40%) Seattle (-52%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>t. jew

Meme virus, hoax virus, fake virus.

both are true did you know we nuked our swineflu ppe reserves back in december about 6 million ppe masks

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