/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2600

My town is fucked you faggot.
Keep saying nothing is happening, but looking out from a hot zone I assure you it's very real.

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He was cucked

So... what numbers she will reach?

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>more threads than deaths

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Reminder that Hitler was a fucking evil man who caused the deaths of untold millions of innocent people. Just something for you to reflect on.

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Is there a front one?

Source

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>my town
>declines to mention where

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Are you that Argentine that makes the conoravirus threads?
If so, thanks

lol, how many days does it take a death toll to publish? Four days? Five days?

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This thread has been pruned or deleted

Sorry I missed your post last thread argibro, feel free to take over.

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- The FIRST sick patient had no contact with that "wet market" the Chinese CLAIM was the source of the virus.
- After the market was shutdown, ALL the animals were destroyed and burned.
- Without the animals to test it is impossible to determine if they were a secondary carrier for the Bat virus.
- It is, therefore, impossible to put the blame, on the Wuhan Institute of Virology, without those animals.
- The Chinese government REFUSES to allow foreign scientists to investigate for the source of the virus.
- 14 of the first sick patients ALSO had no contact with that "wet market".
- 1 of those 14 worked at that biolab.
- The Wuhan lab is termed "Level 4" capable of handling "weapons grade" micro-organisms.
- The Wuhan lab began studying the Bat CoS virus as early as 2015.
- The Wuhan Biolab previouly reported they were able to modify the Bat Virus so it would attach to human cells (lungs).
- The Wuhan General Mgr sent dictate to employees to NOT discuss COVID-19 with anyone.
- The Wuhan Biolab is called "The REAL Umbrella Corporation".
- The sickness at the "wet market" MAY have been "planted" with animals from the Wuhan biolab.
- The Chinese government assigned a military GENERAL to manage the Wuhan epidemic.
- That General (Chen Wei) is their expert on viral warfare.
- The virus has 96% of the genetic makeup of the CoS Bat virus.
- The Bat virus CANNOT infect humans to the extent this virus has.
- Experts claim the Bat virus was engineered so that it can attach to proteins in the human lung and cause much more damage.
- Those same experts say it is virtually impossible for the virus to "evolve", to that deadly point, on its own.
- Although, some in the MSM are saying the virus is NOT engineered, but a natural mutation through TWO animals, the Bat and ?.
- The problem with the natural claim: 1. All bats were in hibernation in winter 2. All animals at the markets were killed/burned.

More like freed them

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why is everything getting deleted?

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hhhheee heeefffrrsss viwus gggghhrrrr

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>spain goverment says that in two days will be the peak and everything will be ok
i fucking hate this country, kill me already corona-chan

>not wearing mask properly
>wasting a mask when it might be needed to larp

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>Chinese stats can be trusted
Okay ruski looks like someone here has a screw loose

>24th death here "because" of corona
>80 years old
>heart was failing
>atrial fibrillation

Reminder that 99% of supposed coronavirus deaths are exactly like this. Some super old fuck with preexisting conditions that would have killed them in a short time anyway. Assigning coronavirus as the cause of death is fucking retarded. Most of the dead have heart problems, are old, are fat, have fucked up lungs from smoking, have diabetes etc. Saying they died because of corona is disingenuous as fuck.

The real death toll would be less than 100 if they didn't count all these faggots that were already half dead. This is a big fucking psyop.

Cant read Deaths vs Thread Count. IQ must be at least Half that of the Evolutionary rejects in Pic related.

I actually have the disease already so for me it’s the ultimate happening.

thejakartapost.com/news/2020/03/27/16-year-old-among-virus-dead-in-frances-highest-daily-toll.html

THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED, NO MORE HIDING, THE END IS REALLY FUCKING NIGH

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>So we can blackbag you
>Smiles in natural 1 moa aim

Cause nobody cares about this nothingburger anymore.

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Stupid cunt

Mods doing their work for once

ok schizo

can you niggers stop shilling this fucking flu? nothing will happen

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ah yes, the jakarta post

Hows life there brah?

Do you at least live in a house so you can go outside without risk?

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Would be a very tasty post if it included some sauce

A (You)th fountain.

I want my happening to happen faster!

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looks like Alaska desu but I might be wrong
Anchorage is one place that's probably going to be fucked since most sea and air transport has slowed down

I really need to buy a drawpad.

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>Literally one of the few people not sick
Tell me how it's a waste cunt.

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Shame, but still thanks.

Literally nothing. When it's all said and done and we have maybe 50k deaths worldwide over 6 months, a vast majority of them being old and sick people who would have died from anything else otherwise, it'll barely be a footnote in the history of pandemics. What we'll wonder is how we allowed a global recession and our liberties taken away over, quite, literally, nothing.

I live in a house yes but I have to work
Its really fucked but every one is looking forward his wallet so there are a tons of jobs that didnt stopped

any comments on symptoms?
any new perspectives on life now that you've been infected?

SO MANY FUCKING SLIDE THREADS!

IS THIS THE REAL THREAD?

Don’t worry, we’re getting there

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france24.com/en/20200326-france-reports-new-spike-of-365-daily-coronavirus-deaths

afp.omni.se/16-year-old-among-virus-dead-in-france-s-highest-daily-toll/a/MR87zK

They're gonna surpress this until it can't be hidden anymore. All you can do is get down on your knees and pray

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Is that a female Assad?

No goy. Listen to my pilpul. Coronavirus is nothing.

>raccoon pajamas, 3kg onahole, and rifle all scheduled to arrive tomorrow
Comfiest happening ever

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Sexy.
Good luck lmao.

Damn, that's a good check

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First cases of reinfection
>Flash news 8:30 something

ansa.it/sito/notizie/cronaca/2020/03/26/coronavirusla-situazione-in-italia-casi-a-codogno-contagi-cresce-la-curva_65718f34-7345-4900-84b4-abf97acbdb31.html

It's a slowburn, user.
No need to rush. It's like loss of virginity, you don't need Corona-chan to hurry, she will fuck us slow and gentle.

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Guys, how much mutation do you need in the flu virus that the test comes back as 'unknown' virus? Is that even possible?

All praise St. Corona!
The patron saint of epidemics

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I don't think America is gonna make it bros.

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Team Big Mac, convince me that it is actually, unironically, for reals-reals happening and this will have major, deep-reaching consequences that will change our lives forever.

In other words, why should I feel like pic related right now?

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Yeah. Argiebro will take it after this one

Almost got triple double 88 chain
so fucking close

war on chyna when?

Damn, I forgot to buy kigurumi. They better still be available when the trumpbux come.

All the goy will finally die :)
>All the goy will finally die :)

All the goy will finally die :)
>All the goy will finally die :)

All the goy will finally die :)
>All the goy will finally die :)

All the goy will finally die :)
>All the goy will finally die :)

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s o o n

I'm going to try and make one with black hair and red/black eyes because that version really does things to my pp

this is peak autism - looking for attention and claiming that you actually need a mask to protect you from a disease when you're out in the open air in the middle of the woods

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Ok cunt.
Literally everywhere is pic related here.

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>streets are almost empty
they have all died

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Stay mad newfag

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B-b-but your pilpul is very ineffective mister Jewish sir

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As much as I appreciate argiebro, don't start thread wars.

>88
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Check those digits boy

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Is there the frontal for this version?

He's the OP of this thread - also the thread got nuked anyway

ok schizo

May God send (You) to hell if it doesn't potential liar kike

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7 bilion

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people have been consumed by complacency for the last 15 years and are not prepared for an actual happening. even if the virus was fake - this would be the largest scale that mass-hysteria has ever occurred on

I'm based!
Am i???

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I remember that one. Time flies, huh?

Need to make it, expect it tomorrow

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Ok*
>Meanwhile everyone else is sick as fuck
>I'm not
I'm surrounded by snow asians.
Suck my dick.

OPERATION NAME THE JOTE

CALL CHINKS JOTES

JOTE (rhymes with oat)= "Jew of the East". Chinks are literally the same as Jewish tribalists yet somehow even more sicko. The Thai king called them this the Malays call them this, now it's time we in the West call them this. Chinese are not just chinks or bugmen they are Jews of the EAST. FUCK XI AND FUCK THE JOTES.

news.com.au/finance/business/chinese-company-shipped-out-millions-of-australias-masks-hand-sanitiser-glove-supplies/news-story/d5324e3676d38af509d5ac25c56e7cec

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FAKE JEW VIRUS
ANY HUMANS IN THESE THREADS, CORONA FEARMONGERS ARE BOTS AND JEWS. DON'T LISTEN TO (((THEM))) OR (((THEIR))) SHITTY "RESEARCH"

whut

Fuck user, thank you. I don't know why but black hair is so fucking hot to me, maybe I'm just autistic the other way around

What I don't understand is if this virus is a meme, then why did China go ape-shit trying to suppress it? China's response to this in the beginning is the only reason I thought the happening was genuinely upon us this time.

Now it's some elaborate hoax? What the fuck is going on???

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Ok faggot. Pic related.
People are scared here because they are snow asians

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Imagine unironically still being a nothingburgerfag

Thanks fashbro

>JOTE
HH Checked again!!

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Biological warfare and stupid officials

I'm just too attached to the original design, had to do it or fall insane seeing the later strain get all the quality oc

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My Secret Terrius: Netflix show predicted coronavirus outbreak with alarming accuracy in 2018

Normalization bias.

We’re at the funny part right before the collapse. Like a ball briefly suspended in the air as it reaches its apex before it falls. I wonder if Rome had a day like today.

Are they ok?

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It started with cold like symptoms. A runny nose, sore throat, fever, sweating, fatigue, body aches. I’d get better then get worse. It seemed like I was getting over it and now lung/chest symptoms are setting in although they are not severe at this point. It feels kinda like there is a boot on my chest. I had loss of appetite pretty early on. A bit of diarrhea after a couple days and occasional nausea. I believe I was exposed 2 days before I started showing symptoms. I’m about 5 or 6 days in at this point. I’m also hornier than normal which makes me wonder if it’s an untalked about effect of the virus. I’m rarely “horny” even more rarely while sick.

I tested positive via a finger prick test at a makeshift testing facility in a tent in a hospital parking lot yesterday morning.

Some of them get paid for it, so it's not that bad

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there are already millions dead in US but the government is hiding it to prevent panic
satellite image from secret mass crematorium they built

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the flu kills one billion people every year yet no one ever talks about it

>24k dead
>130k recovered
>most of the deaths are old fucks or posed faggots

It isn’t looking good for the happening crowd

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I've been pilled anons. Calling it the "chinese virus" is racist as fuck. I'm ashamed of the U.S. AND of China for pointing the finger.

Well, I doubt that most of the ones getting paid for it actually believe it's a nothingburger at this point. They're just paid to post that shit

But it's the black hair one thst got all the love recently. Even our holy grail, the boob expantion one, has black hair

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I'm sitting here and laughing my ass off at the fact that this virus will make a fuckton of e-celebs and youtube fags realize that patreon is not a proper source of income, and that relying on it is idiotic

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the fuck was she crying about? I couldn't understand anything over the constant bawing.

Why doesn't it move with the wind? Looks very fake

>It started with cold like symptoms. A runny nose, sore throat, fever, sweating, fatigue, body aches. I’d get better then get worse. It seemed like I was getting over it and now lung/chest symptoms are setting in although they are not severe at this point. It feels kinda like there is a boot on my chest.
This is me atm
worried.jpg

why are they wasting all that money on ads when no one is seeing them

And of course the cough, which I forgot to mention. It’s a very dry cough.

The economy is still FUBAR though

I am not a nothingburgerfag, but the spread of this virus is definitely slower than most happeningfags were predicting months ago.