PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO ALIENS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/26/20
c-span.org/video/?470715-1/
youtu.be/q4o7nryuJao
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 3/26/20
youtu.be/rnrjo0Sxat4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/26/20
youtu.be/D4Q6FHv-gHk
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/26/20
youtu.be/DLC_KMXPeqI
>WHTradeDir Navarro on (((FakeNews))) 3/26/20
youtu.be/0kdrvwFdjhA
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/26/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144900259001/
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on F&F 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144897832001
>FEDChair Powell on TODAY 3/26/20
youtu.be/WjCAoPYefQ4
>KAC outside WH 3/26/20
c-span.org/video/?470721-1/
>KAC on FoxNews 3/26/20
youtu.be/m43o6VCWlrs
>SG Adams on GeraldoInCleveland 3/26/20
twitter.com/wtam1100/status/1243175807251611650
>WHSDir Muir on Corona-chan 3/26/20
dvidshub.net/video/744373/
>ActPFPADir Walsh on Corona-chan 3/26/20
dvidshub.net/video/744375/
>Pentagon Press Brief (ArmySec McCarthy/Army Ldrs) 3/26/20
dvidshub.net/video/744431/
>Pentagon Press Brief (ActNavySec Modly/CMC Gen Berger/SMMC Black) 3/26/20
dvidshub.net/video/744385/
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/25/20
c-span.org/video/?470675-1/
youtu.be/s_pVHgoYSyY
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 3/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144769991001

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youtube has introduced quality ratings other than "thumbs up/down" for corona content
checkboxes on the right change depending on start amount
no checkbox for "sensationalism" or similar is provided, for videos like the showcased one where information and sources are likely correct but perspective is highly zoomed in on problematic areas.

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How hard did the Dems fight to give more free shit to illegals?

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>Clever Carl!
Is this some kind of Aussie saying I’ve never heard of or are we supposed to believe that he recognized this one dinosaur out of the millions of dinosaurs on that stupid island?

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BRING IT BACK
youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI

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What are dems going to do for votes when all the Mexicans go home and Trump no longer allows the deep state to fund their illegal voting machines?

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REAL GOOK MOOT HOURS?!

how's your evening going, /ptg/?

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Antifa has been instructing their infected members to preserve viable samples of coronavirus through various methods... Once the lockdown is over they're planning on using these to infect conservatives and the elderly to suppress the Trump vote...

We're fucked...

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Why is Trump back to calling it CoronaVirus? It's almost like he's being controlled by the Chinese.

Very hard. Their bill gave, senate didn't, they screeched

Server shit the bed. Really tough to post

Posting's getting fucky.

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maybe become dixiecrats(?)

Fake a pandemic and crash the survivorless world?

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We as in Yas Forums?

MAGA

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Fake a pandemic and crash the world?

>German shill and Portugal shill appear
Right on schedule.

wtf a dead corona patient just flew over my house!

there were no more than maybe 3-4 dozen dinosaurs in the island (not counting the ones that escaped and/or bred on their own which was another few dozen, mainly those tiny lizards with the neck things)
there were like half a dozen raptors
so yes, he knew that clever girl probably by her eyes and cloaka, if ya know what i mean

>almost like he's being controlled by the Chinese.
one will never hear the media conjecture thusly. why?

Just finished a shitty movie called The Cleanse. Spilled half of my fogcutter on the floor. About to missionary my wife for the purpose of procreation then nn.
You?

Pandemic is unfortunately real. My sister is a nurse at a hospital in Washington state

>hospitals overwhelmed
>hospital down the street is quiet as fuck
This seems pointless.

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one too many than had to be

>That fucking paragraph and reasoning

user, let me ask you. How autistic are you? I only ask because I can detect it from very far away.

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Is Massie really going to tank Trumpbux with no survivors?

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They have homes to go to in their homelands. They can GTFO!

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Big cities are not the same as smaller cities and towns. Don’t think it can’t happen where you are

about as autistic as someone posting in a korean cartoon girl forum at 2-4am can be

Why is it saying pruned or deleted?

Yeah, GookMoot must be sleeping

How are you supposed to give money out to people who have no record of being in your country?

where'd the spray tan lines go

I live in a big city you stupid faggot.

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Trump does anything Tim Apple tells him to do. Trump is an Apple employee. He promised to import more Indians to get this deal done.

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>Trumpbux
>1 time taxable income that you're going to have to pay back
>OH NO NOBODY TANK THIS BROS WE'RE WINNING
You guys are such useless faggots, I still can't believe they throw money at this dumpster fire of a campaign op.

Who is Massie? And how can they stop Drumpf-dollars? I believe they have more than enough confirmed votes. Pelosi has ordered her niggers to vote yes.

hawt

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That’s false.

1) it’s not taxable income. It’s a refundable tax credit exactly for it not be taxable
2) it doesn’t have to be paid back. It counts as a tax refund on top of what you would otherwise get and the “refundable” part means you get it even if your tax liability is not larger than the check

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So a little bit of a lot bit?

https switchover is tonight

about as much as you, i suppose

Fuck China, wumao cuck.

Women need to get beaten again, not in minecraft but in Real life

>1 time taxable income that you're going to have to pay back
leave it to americans to not understand their own tax system

kek i'd be surprised if even a few of them were able to successfully preserve samples and without fucking themselves up. but yeah that's bioterrorism so hello gitmo faggots

What's the amount for a married couple before cutoff? Wife and I make about 200k combined and are still employed.

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What the fuck? Is that bitch riding naked on a bull during a pandemic in NYC? At first I thought the picture was old... what the fuck

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>250453808
>That's false
>Said Portuboro shill
So which is it today, wife or?

people are saying that but i haven't seen any evidence or specifics. maybe some in NYC but again, no specifics so i have to believe it's either an outright lie or a grave exaggeration.

women were a mistake

You won't get my Trumpbux. Get away from me. GET AWAY!!!

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Do it for the gram.

it's all so tiresome

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Is this supposed to be a counterpoint?

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150k for joint fillers. You’re doing alright

Well I guess she can go back to her apartment and kill her parents by giving them the virus

i can`t get them but im up for a fight.

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>Sanders wrote a book about how every woman wants to be gang raped

every politics thread, they discuss the 2016 election.
every thread.
jesus

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>nothin personel.

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yes because they are not entitled to it and they already get too many benefits and commit lots of benefit fraud

Imagine being awake to watch Joe every morning, what would that be like

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How many burgers?

realize how they all got better votes than bernie
hmm says something about the women

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And they're all bullshit lol

ok but why tho

two burgers

oh 2 of you now...
on another subject did Trump tweet after the xi call?

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In his defense the people that wrote it do not understand it.

Rumor is that Putin intends to return Russia to a constitutional monarchy under a Romanov Tsar when he finally dies. Looking forward to it.

post ponies?

I’m seeing similar shit on twitter. They are losing faith. They really don’t like Trump, but they like the Democrats even less.

only chads get sexual harassment allegations
you know you made it when roasties are imagining they have been raped by you

You be the judge.

Yes. Apparently Xi is giving him something. Because Trump is being nice again (for the time being).

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at least the virus does not transmit through vaginal fluid or sperm

Illegals will go into the homes of preppers and rape and murder and live there for months undetected

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>Biden

How many of those were infants crying with bloody buttholes?

could be real numbers.
not that we`ll ever get them.
could be handy.

I hope those illegals can dodge 20 rounds of buckshot. I keep one in the chamber and don’t sleep so well.