>Days since patient zero in Australia (25th January): 63 days
>Deaths by COVID-19: 13 (8 male, 5 female)
>Average age at death of infected: 76 years for men, 84 years for women
>Deaths per day: 0.2
>Average number of deaths per day in Australia (by normal causes): 480
>Normal deaths since patient zero: 30,240
>COVID-19 as % of all Australian deaths since patient zero: 0.04%
>Stimulus package announced by Liberals: $189 billion
>Bail-in per dead boomer: $14.54B/b
Status: Nothing burger / scapegoat
AUS/POL - ARVO EDITION
Chase Rogers
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Jonathan Cox
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Oliver Bell
danurpheysandbws meingyoumoneyon r brewpillitsawastmmilliont imescheaperthan remindertotakethehom
Kayden Stewart
they're dumb and incompetent. they're buying up 80 proof vodka to use as hand sanitiser despite alcohol hand sanitiser needing to be 60% alcohol to be effective. these retards don't know what they're doing
Jayden Edwards
If you live off the dole you are mentally a nigger.
Blake Thompson
80proof tillworksitjusttakesafuckloadlongrt s
Jack Anderson
STOP MAKING SO MANY FUCKING THREADS
AAAAAGHGGHHHHHH
Ian Gomez
Take the Anarchist pill.
The government has just set up the Army in Glendale & Swansea in Newcastle and are trying to take our freedom away
Cameron Hall
Dan Murphey's and BWS, meaning your money on brew is at least a million times cheaper. Reminder to take them home?
Sounds like you're proper fucked on moonshine
Lincoln Collins
fuckoffcommie