>Days since patient zero in Australia (25th January): 63 days
>Deaths by COVID-19: 13 (8 male, 5 female)
>Average age at death of infected: 76 years for men, 84 years for women
>Deaths per day: 0.2
>Average number of deaths per day in Australia (by normal causes): 480
>Normal deaths since patient zero: 30,240
>COVID-19 as % of all Australian deaths since patient zero: 0.04%
>Stimulus package announced by Liberals: $189 billion
>Bail-in per dead boomer: $14.54B/b
Status: Nothing burger / scapegoat
AUS/POL - ARVO EDITION
Chase Rogers
Other urls found in this thread:
agriculture.gov.au
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Jonathan Cox
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Oliver Bell
danurpheysandbws meingyoumoneyon r brewpillitsawastmmilliont imescheaperthan remindertotakethehom
Kayden Stewart
they're dumb and incompetent. they're buying up 80 proof vodka to use as hand sanitiser despite alcohol hand sanitiser needing to be 60% alcohol to be effective. these retards don't know what they're doing
Jayden Edwards
If you live off the dole you are mentally a nigger.
Blake Thompson
80proof tillworksitjusttakesafuckloadlongrt s
Jack Anderson
STOP MAKING SO MANY FUCKING THREADS
AAAAAGHGGHHHHHH
Ian Gomez
Take the Anarchist pill.
The government has just set up the Army in Glendale & Swansea in Newcastle and are trying to take our freedom away
Cameron Hall
Dan Murphey's and BWS, meaning your money on brew is at least a million times cheaper. Reminder to take them home?
Sounds like you're proper fucked on moonshine
Lincoln Collins
fuckoffcommie
Adrian Johnson
Aus/pol/ I love you kuntz
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Hudson Cook
Based Metho drinking poster
Anthony White
Where is bust a nut user?
Jordan Brooks
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Ayden Collins
>Australia
>freedom
Jaxson Stewart
Praise him
Zachary Stewart
anarchy soon
Dominic Ross
How was Tarrant such a smooth operator in the midst of summarily executing scores of unarmed people? Fluid mag swaps, didnt panic when clearing the misfire, had the wherewithal to change tunes to suit the situation as needed.
Liam Edwards
Don’t know what in Australia’s history made him think we were ever free he probably watches too many American movies
Xavier Bennett
>Freedom
>No right to bear arms
Haha yeah they're taking out "freedom"away.
Dylan Stewart
I can't wait to see all the sheboons crying about they good boys that dindu nuffin getting gunned down by white devils.
Benjamin Kelly
Because he was a chad and he played tf2
Jayden Cooper
they couldnt accept the truth so this is what they obviously wanted
Justin Davis
FUCK CHINKS
Charles Nelson
How long until our third world internet goes down due to everyone trying to use it?, it's already noticeably slower.
Alexander Reed
our defence force better do something in the cities. They don't exist just as a deterrence.
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Camden Robinson
Mfw aussies are unfree faggots
Liam Morgan
Wonder how he's holding up in prison. Looked like he recently had his lip split when he appeared in court last. What is the demographic of Australian prisons?
Thomas Rogers
I'm here fren
Leo Moore
youtube defaulting to 144p for me all day
Zachary Richardson
>Wonder how he's holding up in prison
Julian Miller
Ian Reed
I wank to news articles about rape victims. They need to understand that rape is their own doing. They were raped because they dressed like sluts. Is that normal?
Bentley Perry
What are we drinking lads, pic related for muah
Colton Evans
I wouldn't know, that's just an actor.
Kayden Nelson
They closed down the animal shelters lads.. I was volunteering there. Not gonna have anything good to say about myself in my upcoming police panel interview. Any thoughts on what I should do?
Levi Young
>realises his entire identity was a shitposter fed his thoughts by mossad handlers on cripple chan and can't actually cope with the life long consequences of his cumbrain jerkoff take
Anthony Campbell
So.... fine then? Great news! What a champion.
Nathan Lopez
What's the interview for?
Aiden James
homemadecinimonwhiskey imdrinkingsome
Hudson Wilson
Threadly reminder that if you're not growing your own food you're going to starve.
>agriculture.gov.au
Oliver Foster
volunteer at a COVID clinic lad. You'll get the good boy points and maybe a little coof.
Mason Flores
NBN struggling, youtube watchers and gamers BTFO
Parker Johnson
Recruiting interview
Isaac Long
right, bottle of methylated spirits from bunnings? I wouldn't recommend it but if you're having fun good for you user
Caleb Thomas
Do you volunteer at a no-kill shelter?
Isaac Johnson
It's all the normies streaming their trash tv shows and bogging down the already shitty network, it has nothing to do with people playing video games.
Robert Sanchez
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Ayden Turner
>liberals are the worst
>people talking about wanting to kill them
>say that letting them take away your guns away in the 90’s was a mistake and that a revolution would have happened if they didn’t
>people who said they hated the liberals and want them out say “nah that was a good thing”
Aussies have no balls.
Jose Perry
This goes to show how completely fucked we'd be in a proper CBRN scenario.
Jaxson Russell
Tell them you're here to stop the chinese invasion
Adam Collins
weaponised autism
Sebastian Cruz
Oh no, that would be terrible!
What ever would we do with a generation of angry, bored, young men who have no external sources of mindless entertainment?
Jason Martin
He is being held in a filthy New Zealand jail cell by corrupt New Zealand dogs Starving and torturing him to get a fake confession
Adam Reyes
went to australia on reddit to se how they a reacting there are a shit tonne of posters call for foreigner ownership of property in Australia to be disallowed, condeming the mass gathering of Australian medical supplies by chinamen and calling on the government to invest less in China. This virus shit is red pilling normies.
Jose Price
90% adoption/rehoming/reclaim rate which isn't too bad.. I am all for animal rights but there's certain types of "domesticated" dogs which should probably be put down before they tear apart an infant
Thomas Walker
I'm a teacher who has spent all week live streaming my classes to my students.
Literally no problems with connections.
Adrian King
Im honestly enjoying this shit. Ive been on mental health neet bux for months so Im set. Im on indefinite leave my essential job which I will return too in a few months. No longer do my parents look down on me for being a drunk as they are now seeing no reason to not partake. All i do is shit post, lift, drink and watch docos on the history channel. Im well provisioned
Owen White
Got a link fren?
Angel Turner
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY FUCKING NEETBUX
Logan Cruz
I bought two 12 packs of Corona Light because I didn't know "ligera" was spic for light....luckily I have vodka and tequila
Joseph Evans
Playing online videogames doesn't use much data. Downloading a new 80 GB game, sure.
Connor Lee
just drink two at once user
Dylan Davis
My new favorite Pepe.
Fucking brilliant m8.
Jeremiah Carter
They will always be too many steps behind to be useful And most of them are a liability
Ayden King
>60% alcohol to be effective.
At 60% you'd have to be rubbing your hands for 10 minutes with this shit.
You want higher percentages than that.
James Lopez
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Bentley Moore
this one is my all time favourite
Jaxon Ramirez
>Not sending cops for breaking and entering.
>IE: a hostile intruder can be *in your house* and they don't send help
I will not take seriously any comments from people saying the Americans buying guns were stupid for buying them.
Austin Cox
When the BWS I went to was phasing the Ligera out of stock at the time, they had them on sale for $8 for 12 bottles. Well, it turned out Dan Murphy's also had a price match guarantee, and I cleaned out Murphy's stock down from the $25 they were asking.
Manager was fuming, walked away with 10 cases, 120 bottles for $80 ahah
Wyatt Martin
reddit.com/r/australia
Grayson Gomez
I spent 3 hours doing online ALDI induction but didn't bother to show up for first shift. It's ok though because thinking about those wagies scrambling to find someone to come in for me in these already chaotic times makes me laugh. Imagine how mad they must have been at me hahaha
Isaiah Young
Noice one.
Ryan Thomas
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Jaxon Cooper
might download a movie desu
Aaron Bennett
Not that unusual. It's strange that you keep posting about it in each thread.
Asher Torres
>not already being on neetbux
Feels good bro.
Brandon Watson
Yes it is, since there's not much detail of the rape in these articles.. how does it make ur peepee hard?
Xavier Williams
Minus the gf and eventual family, you're leaving the highlife it seems