/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2598

If blonde coronachan and brunette coronachan are supposed to be two different strains therefore two different entities, why have I never seen them together in a same drawing?

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Good riddance I'm tired of this miserable world.

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If you’re gonna cough and spit [cough and spit]
Your hankie should be catching it
It’s called Corona

If you’re gonna isolate, or masturbate
Sperm has germs that could be Corona

Your nose will run, it’s no fun
It’s like a loaded gun
Buy a mask, make it fit
Wash your arse after a shit
My my my…. Corona
My corona

It’s the Chinese takeaway
Bats and rats they say
Your arse will rot anyway
My Corona

Doctors say there is no doubt
It spreads from the mouth
Girls, swallow it don’t spit it out
My Corona

Don’t go skiing in Italy
With them yellow dwarves so they say
Let it be for God’s sake
You’ll be Corona-free
Keep away from slinty-eyed fucking dwarves
My Corona
My Corona.

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I wanna see more webms of china building skills

I'm going to look back on these posts in a couple months. And I'm going to wonder what you nothingburgers will be thinking at that time now that life has changed forever.

love him so much. such a wholesome lovely guy honestly

Because I'm too busy to draw it right now

Fuck chinks

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卫生纸
把它塞进你的公鸡蝙蝠食者
我看不到我的朋友

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did you know that you don't need a pandemic to make a noose

Saddest fucking thing:

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/coronavirus-georgia-mom-who-worked-hospital-found-dead-home-her-n1168386

>A 42-year-old hospital worker in Georgia who had coronavirus was found dead in her home with her 4-year-old child by her body.

urge to break no fap......rising

Open it and pour it in a glass

Bin can/bottle, wash hands

STOP WORKING

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get and corona-chan goes on a rampage in Alaska

usa got us on the number.

WHAT FUCK OF THE MOTHER OF MUTS THE FUCK ARE DOG CHINA BAT DIE AHAHAHAHAH OF FUCK THE AHHAHAHAHA

nothing burger

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The average /cvg/ shill.

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Better yet, why is there no drawing of them fucking each other?

meanwhile in singapore

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Corona-Chan where are you? I can't find you, come to me I'll make sure to share your love with, our world needs you

They'll still be saying "I-its j-just the *coof* flu *coof* bro".

I'm Schizophrenic since a teen so I've basically been dead since then, and my mother has a disease with a 10% mortality rate that can happen at any moment.

I've dealt with that long before Corona.

That is a good way to stop it

"BEAUTIFUL DAY" says trump. "THINGS ARE LOOKING GOOD" he says. "WE GOT TO GO BACK TO WORK."

>141 new cases in just my state
>ALL of SK only reports 94
Why are chinks like this? Why do they blatantly lie when it's completely obvious when they do so? It's like they know they're bad at lying, so they stop trying because they know nobody is ever gonna call them out on it.
I was mistrustful of asians before but holy shit this crisis has really given a fucking hate-boner for these little bugmen.
Yes I'm fucking mad.

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He's right.

this is still just a normal flu
cept there's no vaccine for the 80yo

stay mad

God dammit she's so fucking cute in that second pic, what

NUKE CHINA.

people are seriously in denial if they dont think that this will lead to ww3

my ex wife is an icu nurse and i fucking hate her. perhaps there is hope.

South Koreans are nothing like the Chinese, bruv.

342 new cases in Israel
holy shit
Would luv to see China get utterly destroyed after this

And what is the source of the info in that picture?

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everyone's at home yet dead thread. is there something i dont know?

This is fucking absurd lmao

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that man is a fool

Stuffing them into a jail cell will surely solve the problem.

is that shooped or did she finally start looking her age?

Sky News Australia talking about CCP company pillaging almost all of Australian medical supply
youtube.com/watch?v=f3UGmPcGDpc

Some sites are also talking about this.
msn.com/en-au/news/coronavirus/chinese-govt-backed-operation-of-pillaging-medical-supplies-is-an-abomination/ar-BB11JI5d
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/26/coronavirus-doctors-issue-protective-equipment-warning-after-report-china-backed-firm-sourced-bulk-supplies-from-sydney
nationalfile.com/chinese-company-sent-millions-of-australias-coronavirus-supplies-to-china/
Since it was also a "worldwide effort", other countries need to investigate over how much have CCP companies bought medical supplies and sent it to China.

It's completely laughable that Italy is worst than China even though China had 2 full months of uncontrolled spread.

It's embarrassing how bad they're lying.

A majority of South Korean cases were associated with a massive church in Daegu and they did great with testing apparently

I just want some BAT SOUP for my birthday today

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Kadyrov is pretty based

Do you know what makeup is?

is it true that corona actually started around september?

Nope. Accurate. Go do the thing where you don't exist anymore.

keep up the good work lads , I gotta go to work.

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Trump and europoors sold the west to china we are fucked

China is 100% lying to save face, I can't wait to wake up one day and see the cases there explode again when leaks come out.

Bots keep these alive.

>no underlying conditions
G A M E O V E R

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>being this salty because asians could control the crisis and your excuse of president made a mess

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Here you go stop arguing over hair colour now pls - both are qts

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Stop eating them, thanks. Airborne HIV SARS is bad enough, thanks.

We don't need airborne Nipah.

that's not true, I want everyone to break the quarantine and do whatever they want to do. better to me.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>still comparing flu to corona-chan
>two completely different viruses.
discarded.

your pic is cope overload

It's cool how you use an unrelated tragedy to shill your orange man bad bullshit.

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makeup doesn't change your facial structure. age does.

good luck corona chan!

Most likely in China, yes. Some lab worker most likely self-infected without realizing it, and there she went.

Italy in late November/December. US around December.

the kind blondie and the mean brownie.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

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haven't left the house in over a week
I go back to work in 2 days
how RIP am I?

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you couldn't have missed the point more than a missile test failure

I'm guessing you haven't seen all the chink makeup webms here.

Stress m8

She was obese.

you are very fresh it seems, have you considered the possibility of lies

fake virus

Please move black higher up so we can see more leg, the original shows up to her knee.

Is this accurate or is this gear mongering? youtu.be/AbKMNpYBCTc

feels great that the virus is killing americans now

Gee, I wonder who they're getting the 400,000 test kits from? I hate the fucking Jews so much.

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Good that you never tried any of dating apps out there.

it's amazing how dumb the average Yas Forums poster is

has anyone edited fraser-eyes on him yet?

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>gear mongering

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>Implying that every country isn't doing it's best to downplay the fuck out of this for as long as they can
I understand why they all would. You wanna make sure you're next to that back door before you scream that there's a fire in the crowded theater.

The Playbook for Early Response to High-Consequence Emerging Infectious Disease Threats and Biological Incidents

documentcloud.org/documents/6819258-Playbook.html

I refuse to correct myself.

they're already infected user, they'll die as well, do not worry.

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Do we have 500k?

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Iranian media reports nearly 300 people have been killed and more than 1,000 sickened by ingesting toxic methanol across the Islamic Republic out of the false belief it kills the new coronavirus - AP

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you spent a lot of time on this, didnt you?

Keep up.

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SHE?
so you know more?

Holy fuck the COPE is real with these nothing burger fags.

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I think she lost a lot of weight recently based off some other pictures I've seen. If true, she'll look like a troll again if she regains the weight.

does she get shitting dick nipples at 1 million?

China estimated 1-2% death rate for symptomatic cases (and China always has a lower reported death rate than everyone else, historically speaking)

Iceland estimated that no more than 50% of cases are asymptomatic (and that includes people in the incubation period that will become symptomatic)

If you plug in this data, which is extremely conservative, into the WHO models they used for the swine flu, COVID is absolutely crushing the 2009 pandemic

Absolutely nothing is happening. Unless you count big business.
youtube.com/watch?v=Vm1-DnxRiPM

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So, nothingburger confirmed? Will it be over by the end of April?

add it to the pile

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Are they okay???

why did nothingburger.today suddenly slow down? Updates are far less frequent.

It doesn't fit. That's the one I make. All the images in the picture are the ones a British guy makes.

>Will it be over by the end of April?
Humanity? No. I guess it will last at least until september.

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Bruhs, we fancy now.

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tr1ps of truth. i have not. i'm in my 30s and divorced. i haven't resorted to phone apps for dating. all i've been doing since i got divorced is finding girls i knew in high school or college who are either now divorced or never got married. i haven't needed to meet new people yet, and women in their 30s are retardedly easy.

JUST
A
FLU

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>So, nothingburger confirmed?
literally how did you arrive at that conclusion subhuman

Is Corona-chan just a deadlier version of SARS?

Everything will be all right.

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>you don't need a pandemic to make a noose
Who said he wanted to die? I'm tired of this bullshit world too and I don't want to die.
I want all YOU TO FUCKING DIE. So go ahead.

What the hell can the drawfag do now?
We should wait for 1 million at this point. Maybe she starts lactating from her tits, pulls her fucked silly face and starts fingering herself.
It's been such a wild ride

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Is Bill Gates in the States or did he fuck off to some island?

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your pasta, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards....

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can you preserve the virus in a jar or something? like could I have a pendant with a little crystal jar and the live virus?

>people get freaked out by the media
>sneeze because there's dust in the air
>call 911

Early october or september, yes. By december it was already in Europe.

>THE AMERISHARTS ARE GOING TO COLLAPSE HARDER THAN THE USSR!! AND THIS WILL HAPPEN WITHIN OUR LIFETIME
THE AMERISHARTS ARE GOING TO COLLAPSE HARDER THAN THE USSR!! AND THIS WILL HAPPEN WITHIN OUR LIFETIME
>THE AMERISHARTS ARE GOING TO COLLAPSE HARDER THAN THE USSR!! AND THIS WILL HAPPEN WITHIN OUR LIFETIME
THE AMERISHARTS ARE GOING TO COLLAPSE HARDER THAN THE USSR!! AND THIS WILL HAPPEN WITHIN OUR LIFETIME
>THE AMERISHARTS ARE GOING TO COLLAPSE HARDER THAN THE USSR!! AND THIS WILL HAPPEN WITHIN OUR LIFETIME
THE AMERISHARTS ARE GOING TO COLLAPSE HARDER THAN THE USSR!! AND THIS WILL HAPPEN WITHIN OUR LIFETIME
>THE AMERISHARTS ARE GOING TO COLLAPSE HARDER THAN THE USSR!! AND THIS WILL HAPPEN WITHIN OUR LIFETIME
THE AMERISHARTS ARE GOING TO COLLAPSE HARDER THAN THE USSR!! AND THIS WILL HAPPEN WITHIN OUR LIFETIME

HOW BASED IS THAT?!?

what can he do now? poses. I wanna see this bitch on all fours, ass up. I wanna see her take medical loads as people try to stop her. I wanna see her piss all over HepB-Chan and the lesser diseases.

It's literally SARS 2 : Electric Boogaloo

Here's what you don't get.
In terms of Roman Equivalence, we are still in our Republic phase.
The next phase is Empire which involves you getting traded on a slave market.

We're taking the entire global economy down with us.

OG corona-chan should have black hair. But now that the US is #1 I'm okay with westernized corona-chan.

Suicide is cheating. If I die, I die but I won't be frightened and crying on the way out. My dad always used to joke when I was a kid, he'd say "not bad for a white guy" and he told me I was born in the wrong era. He was right.

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Every place which puts its economy before its people will collapse. Like China is collapsing now.

It's just as deadly but more contagious

I can't even pronounce you shitass country retard. Irrelevant shithole lmao

If we collapse the entire world will be affected. As much as you hate to admit it, you know that it's true, and as bad as we are, would you rather China be running the show?

>post strongly implies that the poster wants to die
>mongrel interprets it as everyone except the poster
reading comprehension grade: D

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=cvLH6zX_2lE

Not sure if bait or actual retard.
USA will NEVER collapse. It's world capital of finance, terrorism, jewery, mind control etc. USA will never fall because it simply can't fall.

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He's right. The best thing to do is let the virus run its course as fast as possible. Bite the bullet instead of dragging it out and losing everything. Yes, millions will die, but they are going to die either way.

this, but unironically. The horizon has never looked brighter for the USA. the lesser countries and economies will faulter and fail before Christmas while every good little american boy and girl will be getting extra presents due to extra trumpbuxx.
When your country starts failing and needs help, we'll consider it, but you'll have to become an American State.

I don't understand what the point of this is.
We spam the gook runes because their authoritarian shithole government v8s websites with that stuff on it.
The goal is to make the thread unsearchable in gook land.

The asspained jew rune version makes no sense because we dont have censorship here.
It misses the point entirely

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we fail upwards

Literally yes. It's called SARS-CoV-2.

What's the death-pool look like now that there's a good size sample to work from? Is it still boomers, fatties, and "underlying conditions" or is it literally anyone?

>le too big to fail

Why would you kill yourself? At that moment, you would be able to play the game without any real consequences

>would you rather China be running the show?
China's pretty much-done lmao, with all the internal conflict , it's only a matter of time before they split up again forever this time. Not that I prefer them, but I would definitely love to you retards to collapse and go out of power

>this is the consequence that the west treat Chinese communist as a friend
based chink waifu will be permitted to stay

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holy fuck that terrifying, we have to go back. why did i ask for this??

you're the one with a memeflag who is probably from one of the stan countries who has a name no one can pronounce.

said it better than hitler