Brit/pol/ night owl edition

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>UK government unveils aid for self-employed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053914

>NHS uses tech giants to plan crisis response
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52053565

>Police get new powers to enforce protection
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053527

>Coronavirus cough attacks a crime, says prosecution chief
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52052880

>London hospitals facing 'tsunami' of coronavirus cases
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51714498

>First UK prison Covid-19 death confirmed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-52047003

>Banks under fire for coronavirus loan tactics
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043896

>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043767

>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52041709

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independent.co.uk/voices/coronavirus-boris-johnson-ventilator-eu-scheme-nhs-a9429196.html?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=Feed
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Nadiya Husseins willy

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up ur mum's bum

>are you really going to let all the boomers die?

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Imagine having a dick shorter and thinner than average.

We are not gonna get any riots, are we ?

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Just got up or not gone to bed yet lads?

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Can we have no nonces or willy up the bum cunts this thread please?

fuck.
imagine if chuck gives it to camilla and she dies and chuck gets himself a new wife and the new wife is meghan merkels mum and they use ivf and surrogacy and have a baby and then he blocks will from becoming king cos prince george called his new granny a nigger.
that would be pretty bad lads.

I hope so, time to get comfy. Watch livestreams of niggers getting the shit beaten out of them by turks.

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Just got up me

I'm hoping that the army gets called in to help the police manage things and some unhinged soldier starts shooting.

This

I hate the NHS lads.

Clap or die

Remember to always read the Bible while doing a poo okay.

Just redefine the average bro.

They won't be armed you dunce.

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what happens here

IGNORE THE DRONES WHILE YOU WALK ON YOUR OWN CLAY, CITIZEN. THEY ARE FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION. CLAP.

You have to be annexed by a neighbour, who do you choose and why?
>iran
>kuwait
>saudi arabia
>jordan
>syria
>t*rkey

just having a tuna sandwich a bag of crisps and then i'm going to bed

>redefine the average bro
They already did with recent studies.
Average is apparently 5.5 inches long lmao
>wont be armed
No point in them then.

UK Government put ideology before people's lives:

thenantwichnews.co.uk/2020/03/24/nantwich-firm-blasts-government-over-delay-after-offering-5000-ventilators/

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/coronavirus-boris-johnson-medical-equipment-eu-brexit-a9424631.html

independent.co.uk/voices/coronavirus-boris-johnson-ventilator-eu-scheme-nhs-a9429196.html?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=Feed

just up lad. someone wanker has to go earn some taxes to pay for all the gibs. and that wanker is me.

i'd pic ayyran, since the majority of both countries are shia muslims and both of us have lots of shia militias that would be stronger than any army in the middle east+the official army of Iraq and iran combined, i would be having a strong, very very strong influence in the region and the whole world militarily, plus nukes.
would be great desu

by the Good Grace and wonderful leadership of our Dear President Trump I have awoken

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Bless you. I'll raise a tendie in your honour tonight!

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anyone listen to one of survive the jive's podcast where he talked about those prayer rooms all over europe at airports which are technically for all religions but unofficially for the muslims and how he would go into those rooms and do his pagan prayers and there would be nobody other than muslims who prayed in those rooms. fucking lol

Imagine the yank seethe kek. What's it like at your coast? Is it always busy because there's so little of it?

Don't listen to podcasts because I'm not attracted to men but that sounds breddy based desu.

good lad.

Is there a reason to get pissed up rn?

>Is there a reason not to get pissed up rn?
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im proper monging out idk wots happening am confused as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=heJNHYCSsIc

i cant even think of the words I want to say im actually a spastic

>spastic
are ya not sick of saying that?

well if by coast you mean the sights nearby the persian gulf in basra it's all used to export oil, people usually go to the rivers camp there and/or spend times with their families.

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It's just a mint word.
I'm not pube before you start with that shtie again

it is a good word, it' probably the next most used word here next to "lad"

spastic

>pagan prayers
I can only imagine what an absolute LARP they are.

lil beep sngs wout proucng mos lets wot a retard deddo!

Couldn't live happily without plentiful coastline desu. Feel bad for landlocked countries. Butlins or bust m8

well, as far as the actual prayer goes, we have a pretty good idea of how pagan prayers were performed, standing on one knee with arms held up. so as far as that goes, a pretty authentic imitation of old pagan prayer

>standing on one knee with arms held up
wot?

meh i'm happy with our rivers and marshes

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show iraqi women

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That looks beautiful, can almost hear it.

Ah. Down on one knee, not standing on one knee. You pleb.

Would be pretty based if he did but instead he decided to economically ruin the country. Never getting my vote.

>that's a bad thing
poof

Boomer.

Tell me why destroying muh economy is a bad thing.

Because then other countries can bully us worse than they already do.

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>us
There is no us. You think the people who run this country count people like you and I among them? Not a fucking chance lad. The economy is their plaything, not ours. We serve the economy, that's all. Fuck it all.

Haha yes, based Boris indeed, once all the old white people are dead then the new Pakistani generation can take over!
Mong.

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morning lads another beautiful day

Yeah but they're still gonna bully us.

This is powerful.
Why haven't you donated your time and soul to the new State Religion, RNHS?

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Shalom my fellow jews.
The Royals Kate and Wills faked their clapping.
They did it at least 2hours early my guess 5pm.
Very disappointing .

videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2020/03/26/113300725424934148/640x360_MP4_113300725424934148.mp4

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I am a freeman on the land and I do as I please.

*achoo*

You are now ill with corona's. Take care.