/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2597

► Detected: 535,569 ► Died: 24,103
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 199 countries and territories infected —

>NEWS
Chinese company amassed Australian supplies and shipped them out
archive.is/UKCBB

16 year old female dies in France
archive.is/xayGk

Chef that criticized people avoiding China Town has died of COVID
archive.is/GyKm8

Japan has "unexpected" rise in cases, outbreak in Tokyo
archive.is/9buNt

Treatment with HIV drugs ends in failure in controlled study
archive.is/bB3xO

>RESEARCH
21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
archive.is/TiKMA

Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
archive.is/Zg2H5

Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
archive.is/E2CiO

Aerosolized, airborne transmission
archive.is/AOka6

Patient tests negative four times, was infected
archive.is/LAD5r

>REMINDER
People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
archive.is/YBLyY

China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
archive.is/Gf9Or

Over half of China shuts down: 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
archive.is/nEuSG

Wartime conditions in China
archive.is/YN0Cb

>LATEST CASES
03:50: 134 new cases and 3 new deaths in California, United States.
03:39: 91 new cases and 1 new death in Thailand.
03:15: 3,468 new cases in Germany.
02:00: 91 new cases and 7 new deaths in South Korea.
01:05: 110 new cases and 2 new deaths in Mexico.
00:46: 96 new cases in the Dominican Republic.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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We're already dead

Yay

wicked

FUCK CHINKS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Noice

Reminder.
Her
Hair
Is
Black
(or brown but definitely dark)

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TRUMPBUXX

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CHINA LIED THE WORLD DIED

NIGGER
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Predicting a national death rate for Corona Virus if you only test people already in the hospital is like estimating a national alcoholism rate based on people who are in a pub on Tuesday afternoon.

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sup greatest ally

I've got people waiting for me amongst the stars.

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Take a hug and a complimentary *coof* frens

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WHY
CONTAIN
HER

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CoronaChan cult represent
mega.nz/#F!CLZ3XAoD!6dDrAp961kUXxrIE_g2nqQ

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so do u guys do it for free or what?

youtu.be/rU0pY0VaKkE

Anyone got the comic of Coronachan being turned into a vaccine?

Trump bux will be sent to us non americans as well, we will also get to vote in your elections.

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Fuck China!

>thousands of people dying every day now (almost 3k)
>cases exploding in america because we're fucking retarded
>/ptg/ nothingburger faggots kick their shitposting into high gear

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I should send this video to my mom.

threadly reminder that New Yorkers, and frankly all of North Americans, can thank both infected AIPAC & CPAC for actualizing [Tom Clancy's The Division] and all its game episodes.

> for referrence
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youtu.be/2vMmJJOHmC8

youtu.be/5KZEUilJGes

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ok chang

There is a cure.
People are recovering.
Calm down now.

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You're not wrong Island Boi which is why you better pray the USA stays together.
I hope you have developed your taste for Long Pig as I advised 2 threads ago.

Rate my PrEP boysssssssssssssssssssssssss

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America has taken the lead! USA USA USA
I hope Trump rolls back the quarantine soon

fuck off shill

any footage from hospitals in usa yet?

It all feels the same to me.

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STAY AWAY FROM ME

bot

750k on Saturday, 1M on Monday

I think normalfags are starting to fall for the chink propaganda that the virus started in/by the us

No she as green hair

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Die, slave of Qing.

best friends forever

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Go to the light ghostanon.

need a qrd w/o vids here Ferdinand Marcos

>You get Trumpbox
>You get Trumpbox
>You get Trumpbox
>You get Trumpbox

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I haven’t seen this but I now need to

How are things going in Venezuela, btw? I thought the government would really be in deep shit considering the massive oil glut of these past few weeks, but no news so far.

I want a bunker bf

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How long do I boil the water?

Recently moving to a more woodsy area was a good idea

Why are the nigs not noggin? No riots, no looting, what a disappoint.

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Reminder that she has other forms and shapes that don't conform to your autistic demands.

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What kinda weed you got on that island?

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So how much are you getting paid by the CCP, "Nigel"?

ok bot

PRE-EMPTIVE CHINKSECT SPRAY!!
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why are so many random high profile leaders catching the virus in what seems to be isolated incidents? the kids they diddle have it

Is the guy who made this in the thread? My image viewer doesn't like it; it stops after just a few frames.

>China defies all expectations by continuing to exist
>Meanwhile, America is fucked because there is rampant incompetence and corruption throughout all levels of government
I hope every single elected official in Washington ends up in a mass grave on the National Mall

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Black hair is fine but there are multiple strains now you dumb nigger, the oldest strain is black hair, L strain is blonde.

Did Jimmy Dore delete a video where he interviewed some democrat operative in Italy fear mongering how the USA was going to be in the same situation? I can't find it now.

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They're scared shitless just like everyone else

STAY THE HELL AWAY

>not naked in the mirror
2/10

Reminder that the #CCP is lying about it's numbers and turning away new patients who are positive for covid-19.

They are responsible for this global crisis and should be punished severely for the deaths of many people. Blood is in their hands. The sword of justice will be swift.

I'm poor and share my washing machine with 5 others
do I risk it or just wear dirty clothes for the next 2 weeks?

Btwbmy toilet's dirty mate

I don't see this video as bad?
>hanging out with your bffs
>"wh-what can we do with farts?
>make a Fartfog
pretty wholesome if you ask me.

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Yas Forums has been banned in china since 2008.

Is ramzpaul ok?

Panic cause of a flue you're all fucked in the head

it's russia masterminding behind the scenes, playing both sides

Posting nurse pepe to boost Corona-Chan power lvls and grant her vaccine immunity for the next 32 months

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Reminder that I'll grab those shapes that don't conform towards my autistic demands and remodel them until they do conform to my autistic demands.

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>implying there isnt incompetence and corruption in the CCP that we dont see

I'd be more worried about Spain, which is right across the pond from you.

All chineses gone from Yas Forums.
Something is very wrong there.

Mfw it's actually a nothing burger

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5 minutes should work just fine!

Eat shit, CCP spy

another bot wow

after we're all dead and aliens find Yas Forums these will be the first internet hieroglyphics they see and they will wonder what is winnie the pooh

Can someone tell me what the fuck's the point of these test when we all know everyone on the planet will get it anyways in the next few weeks?

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I heard that also works for aids.

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thanks doc

I'm making a new one. We need Variety.

sup fren, found you!

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The Teens are taking this pretty hard remember they've been beating chinks in the streets since late January.

Alright thanks I will give this a try

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How fake are the Chinese self reported numbers bros?

It's near impossible to believe that the US actually has more cases in less time than that cesspool.

You must be new here.