Which two countries do you most want to see go to war against each other?

My cock vs all Chinese pussy.

its schlorp. fags slurp cock

Canadia vs nigeria

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The belly-bounce wars are inevitable, user

Was about to say that. Fucking hate chinks. We should boil and burn every single slant alive.

USA v Israel. Imagine it.

India and China.

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Mmm. I am siding with Slurp in this one

Slurp dog vs. Immunity dog. I Will pay PPV fees when it finally happens. It’s just a matter of getting the ecconomics right, they both want to make it happen.

USA vs China. Destroy the biggest golems.

Poland versus Germany

Nothing would happen. It would be fake news war. They would just pretend to fight.

Russia vs China

Sweden and Israel

All Mudslimes vs Israel

Them nuking each other would be the best timeline

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China and Russia Vs the U.S

china and israel

World vs China

already happened

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Japan vs. China
>Teh lels would be epic

USA and Canada

Earth Vs. The Venusians

Usa vs china. Alternatively india vs china or india vs pakistan

SAUDIS VS BRITISH.

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Japan announces Nanking 2.

Gog and Magog.

Congo vs Bhutan.
Ecuador vs new Zealand
Russia vs Israel
USA vs the emus in Australia.

New Zealand and Israel as a warm up bout. Israel because they are Israel but fucking New Zealand because they are ultra cucked and if Samson pops off on NZ then the elites bunkers will be covered in radioactive shit. Bonus - Mexico is in the middle and may catch some fall out.

Austria vs. Australia

Turkey and Greece is the only legitimate answer

France and Canada - it would be a fight to who gives up first.

And America should just remove all presence from Japan, rip up the treaty, halt trade to both. It'll be superpower China vs demilitarized Japan starting from scratch.

60/40 nips.

Moderate sobriety is the only thing that will save the south. I've met a few southern expats and some of them have some impressive girth, but too many posh twinks would go down unless kept on their toes.

United States and United States

Just beat the shit out of CCP already.

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Sk and Nk

Everyone vs China.

israel and usa

I didn't really like Metal Slug 6 that much.

Turkey V Israel a lose fought fight to the death with maximum causualties

Hate war, but I have thought about this at length. Without outside intervention, what would happen?
This would also be otherworldly and expose two useless powers, without nukes
Already happened, it was a rout
We would wreck them without nukes, with nukes we would probably fold

Ah yes. Real China.

90/10 Chicoms
The only thing giving the Japanese a chance would be their irascible hatred of the chinese.

This

Based

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israel vs anyone
preferrably israel vs everyone

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Well if you're gonna disregard their greatest weapon of course the odds look good for their enemy. Fool.

India and Pakistan.
Egypt and Ethiopia.
Brazil and Argentina.

These are the great unsettled matchups that the devs keep teasing but they never advance the plot.

New Zealand vs the Central African Republic.

Almost identical populations, completely different demographics.

Neither side has nukes, a good time to be had by all.

They have no military, no guns for guerilla warfare. It's a small nation. What do you think would happen?

canada and canada

Russia vs Turkey, easily. Would be fair and based, as long as no NATO or nukes

The most interesting and life changing on a global scale

Germany against the world.