/ptg/ President Trump General - Hurry Up, Nancy Edition

BIG BLACK VEINY PULSATING THROBBING COCK INSIDE OF MELANIA TRUMP.

Shittiest epidemic ever.

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MAGA

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wtf are these shills, just off topic rambling

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why the fuck is it the government's job to supply ventilators? the hospital i work at just rented an additional like 30 easily

Leftists are told often and loudly that Fox News is the fount of all evil for daring to say things that aren't Leftism Approved Goodthink. Some of them apparently still believe it.

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I get why lots of you guys are so angry. The controllers of society have intentionally broken down all traditional structures and characteristics. While the media calls for women's equality in the workplace, the single group which has lost the most jobs and income is the prime-age white male. (That is a statistical fact.) With the traditional roles that have sustained society changed, the man is confused, and struggling for satisfaction. He is increasingly unable to form a sphere of personal sovereignty within his own aspirations. Hence the right wing surge among white males.

Lots of you guys have good reason to be so frustrated, but turning to ethnonationalism is what these "divide and conquer" corporatists want -- there's a reason the stock market is at record highs despite political turmoil -- once you look deeper you'll see the problem is inherently ECONOMIC. Trump may be better than Hillary, but he's still helping big businesses and corporations further have their way. And here's a shocker... these corporations aren't going to be helping the white working class, NOT NOW... NOT EVER.

There's only one candidate who can address these economic issues, and that's Bernie. Please consider him in 2020 if he runs. I say this as a Bernie supporter who voted for Trump to spite the Democratic establishment.

Good find, user. This is huge. When are they gonna start autopsying the bodies instead of just quickly and systematically cremating them so we can't verify their claims that the coronavirus killed them?

MAGA

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That's what happens when they have no talking points, but they must shill

Trump doesn't listen to him, just gives him bullshit tasks, like creating peace in the middle east

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I feel stupider for having read this tripe. 0/10 apply yourself.

Like, it doesn't matter what white america does.
Because minorities can't follow rules. Lmao

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TRUMP BUCKS!!!

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is that the mexican warlock we've heard so much about?

They think that there would be no conservatives without Fox

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vote for the jew goyem. no thanks. fuck off.

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nice

Coronachan doesn't do anything significant and those people were going to die anyways from other conditions. But instead of being allowed to die, due to hysteria and virus tests, they are put on life extending respirators. Everyone who dies can't breathe at some point.

>Germany
>43.6K cases, 239 deaths
Cold logical Germans?

This is why Italy is an outlier in claimed "covid-19 deaths": widespread medical malpractice wherein shitheel "doctors" forcefully sedate patients and intubate them needlessly, also citing "lack of respirators" for their malpractice they begin reusing them, spreading severe bacterial infections across many patients, worsening any non-condition they may have had into life-threatening conditions caused by shared bacterial infection and trauma from forced intubation. This is what has happened in Italy.

Everything else is social racketeering and government mandated, media propagated mass-hysteria. Literally nothing is happening except hysteria.

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What a fucking cunt. Michigan needs to stop electing authorian, passive aggressive hockey moms.

Chinks have launched cyber attacks now. The filthy Chinese will use nukes next.

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notice its all liberal citys that cry the sky is falling

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im gonna invest heavily in peetzer!

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broooos

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agree also
>he mentions a blue board

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After reading the other commentary on this program, I came to realize that most of the authors were most likely burdened and overly concerned with the resentment of having a former Republican Congressman on the left of center MSNBC when they were reviewing the show.

If you want the early morning headlines and some diverse political commentary without the fluff of other morning shows, then you just may well enjoy this one.

It is true that Joe Scarborough takes a little getting used to. He is opinionated, sometimes overbearing, and at times rude. He is also well versed in politics, insightful, fair, and able to reduce the complexities of political matters so that Everyman can relate to them without dumbing down the content.

Mika, daughter of foreign affairs expert Zbigniew Brzezinski, is a good foil for Joe, quick to provide an alternative viewpoint or food for thought. Joe steps on her toes sometimes (one reviewer laughingly declared him sexist, citing a time when he took a newspaper out of her hand) but she is easy going and plays her role well. After all, it is called Morning Joe and not Mornings with Joe and Mika.

Willie Geist plays third string, a background for most of the political conversation, but contributes nonetheless. He reprises his role on the defunct Tucker show by introducing News You Can't Use.

Despite the assertions of some, the guests they have are varied and frequently political giants. You won't have to worry about seeing the mother of a child who appeared on YouTube or the lawyer of a stripper being sued as guests on this show. While Buchanan or Shuster makes appearances, the likes of Bernie Goldberg, Brent Scrowcroft, Joe Biden and Phil Donahue (today's lineup) show up to push their books or talk current events.

While not for everyone, especially if your idea of political insight is Keith Olbermann lecturing the President night after night, Morning Joe is three hours of political opinion and insight most of us could use.

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Sadly, they don't have the balls, just like the cuck they worship

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He did on the chink virus

>Flag
>Nigger fantasies
Checks out.

These Democrat Governors are governing over insolvent cities due to decades of leftist policies.

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>the gypsy rapist is stealing wi-fi again

Some weird times are coming, when China collapses don't be sad, fucking cheer.

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whoah didn't hear about this
but it's hilarious that from the looks of it that story has more proofs than anything thrown at kavanaugh or trump and yet they go crazy for that shit.
they really don't understand their own hypocrisy

kek.

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I mean it's hilarious, but probably the worst attempt I have seen in a while.

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Fuck you for making me look, Slav nigger.

Not real

>they really don't understand their own hypocrisy
Cult members never do

>get a card board cut out of Rand Paul
>it's taller than Rand Paul

what is it Trump was supposed to do but didnt?
I still think everything the government has done was an over reaction beyond blocking flights from China

The wuhan virus will be looked upon as their Chernobyl in the future

>I still think everything the government has done was an over reaction
NOT MY STOCKERINOS!

>get a card board cut out of donald trump
>it's smarter than donald trump

Death to kike Trump and his Jewish granchildren.

I wonder what their numbers really are

Wow, you Black Cube boys are really working tonight. Shalom!

Aww, poor baby didn't get his quads.

now our disgusting mass media is trashing Trump for supposedly not being able to handle cerveza corona

According to cell phone subscription drop data it could be in the millions already... but take that with a grain of salt.

Hello is this Donald fen club page, for those who are fens of Mrs Trump Unit Steak Presentdent, big fen.

listen here fat, you're gonna vote for me and you're gonna like it, I said no malarkey and I mean it

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STAND still before I behead you.

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>There's only one candidate who can address these economic issues, and that's Bernie.
So Bernie is going to solve our financial problems by:
1) being soft on hostile foreign "allies" who took advantage of us for many years before Trump changed things
2) allow mass migration and even look the other way on illegal immigration; abolish ICE
3) punishment taxes on corporations, causing them to flee to tax havens
4) more money for Marxist institutions
5) green new energy deal retardation

Is that about right?

I dont own any of those
but it's just the flu bro, wash your hands

kys also some good fanfic here kek

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go back to plebbit faggot.

Still say we don’t need gibs if we go back to work Monday

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Hey, when are you guys gonna pay for the wall. It's been almost 4 years. No checks, money order or cash.

FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Does this mean it’s over for neets?

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HARVARD INTELLECTUALS CALLING FOR THE NATION TO BE ON COMPLETE SHUT DOWN FOR 2 YEARS

IT'S HAPPENING

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It always was.

>expecting a thread full of elderly cultists to care
Your burning energy on a pointless endeavor user

Why would I vote for a pedophile?

>wash your hands
Tell it to the kikes and non-whites.

so as you are not a world leader does that mean you are in fact less smart than someone who is less smart than a cardboard cutout?

This is what an epidemic is. What did you want to happen exactly?

Mexico is the wall

kind of want to bake some chocolate cookies tomorrow. I hope the store will have the ingredients I need. like milk and eggs and flour.

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She would not give up the 6 figure salary at fox.

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you're gonna vote or you'll find out he doesn't just like kids

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Every single DNC candidate was comedy gold, but listen fat. That might be the best slow grandpa insult ever

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Bill gates think returning to normal life in april is unrealistic
youtube.com/watch?v=A71lfXrQlxU

Be easy on him
He's having a hard type raping and robbing people due to this virus

>Tell it to the kikes and non-whites
they've been told for centuries
not my fault if they cant learn their lesson

No.

Well how does that work? So the mexicans can invade our country and smuggle drugs, but no one else can? seems like a raw deal to me.

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want a cookie cutter?

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Forget about Bill Gates. You owes us a fucking wall. Pay up.

reminder that being in the military is a form of welfare, not a job

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someone pls post Trump in hazmat suit thx

>3) punishment taxes on corporations, causing them to flee to tax havens
This one is unironically based though
Corperations are basically ways for jews to gang up on small businesses. We should want them gone, and good riddance
>inb4 but i have to have the new idildo!

>when the people that totally belong here stay in the old thread way past bump limit

Of all the cookies that should have been chocolate frosted, those are the biggest missed opportunity.

>Chinks have launched cyber attacks now
CALL BARRON NOW

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I saw all that stuff at the store today, but no yeast.

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Mexico deports all the filth that try to go through them into the US
then we only have to worry about stopping the Mexicans

Biden was done long before this sex abuse claim came up.

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>Even fucking foreigners are getting a bunch of gibs
What fucking horseshit niggers, you're all fucking retards

Which hasn't been done.

What's the Trump bucks situation? Is it happening?

Are they still talking to each other like no one else is around?

>he's married
>so?
liberals think marriage is basically dating

>it's awful
but that's where you are wrong.

I remember when both liberals and Ron Paul supporting libertarians used the "Faux News" post to win political arguments on Yas Forums. Kinda glad that's fallen out of favor.

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Taxable income, enjoy paying that shit back.

It's getting a hell of a lot closer than it was, and wall continues to go up.

Now Lori at the office is an intern of mine
Gets me my drinks for free
And she's quick to be dead when she's bumpin' her head
On a bust of ole A-B-E

She said, "Joe, I believe you are killing me!"
As a smile came over my face
Well I know that I wont be in Congress again
But at least I won't catch a case

La di da di da di da da

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So things that aren't happening. CBP agents waving "day crossers" through the border as we speak.

these aren't intellectuals.
but it's getting tougher to refute when people have blind trust in institutes such as stanford, harvard etc
As a researcher myself, these faggots are biased af with their faulty models peddling narratives when they should be objective.
how do you explain to a normie why you shouldn't trust harvard, stanford? even in pajeet land, they believe WHO blindly. fucked up is what it is

Why are California, New York, Washington and Michigan so fucking inept about recurring emergencies like these?

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why is Joe obsesed with Lincoln

Right up until it died.

>CBP agents waving "day crossers" through the border as we speak.
The border is closed to all nonessential travel. Keep moving those goalposts.

NOPE SORRY SHITSKINS WE STILL IN THIS BITCH

WHITE POWER

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

DEPORT ALL FOREIGN SHITSKINS

Democrats and niggers.

no pls just Trump

>The border is closed to all nonessential travel.
It's not though, they disregarded the order and are letting people through. Not to mention the border hoppers that are still coming.

Lying kike

>HARVARD INTELLECTUALS

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Trump says, gotta open the country up and get back to work, but has he done anything besides travel bans to shut it down? Hasn't it been all governors and mayors?

Woah man that's pretty racist...

/ptg/ is a civnat thread go take your bigotry elsewhere

So do most teenagers, it's not a conquincidenice.

>t. campaign staff
Fuck off Moshe.

>not rhyming
Did moonman teach you nothing

>It's not though, they disregarded the order and are letting people through
inb4 dubiously sourced claim citing anonymous third hand hearsay

One zogged channel that sometimes says nice things about orange man (while not supporting him until after he already won) vs 1000 zogged leftist channels

sometimes I wished the pence memes were completely real and 2024 would see an absolute purge of this country prosecuted by Pence.

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No. You read it wrong. Foreigners are NOT getting Trumpbux