/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2595

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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Guy has a primo setup, I dunno why niggercattle mock this

KILL IT WITH FIRE

What will society learn from the quarantine? Anything of value? Or will they spend the entire time listening to Netflix instead of using some time to think?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Jxl8P1fNT9Y

no birthday present to memeflag, sorry.

one would think elective is anything that can safely be done later. a late abortion is even illegal in certain places.

they took rand into a fema camp and the media lied and said he had coronavirus because at this critical time they can not have somebody like rand in the senate to stand up against the NWO takeover. Corona isnt real.

Rip Rand paul 2020

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IM GONNA CCCCCCC

CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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fucking normies amiright?

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Gary =]
I missed you friend hope you are doing well.
To bad the it really is just a flu..... =[

200% LIDL

Russia taking bold action

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internet will become even more normie than it is right now. that's for sure.

TRUMPBUXX

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oh cmon Chile Cheese Fries

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oh fuck
Gayry is still alive

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Lockdown in Leafistan - Ursine Edition

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Don't you ever wish real life was like Cheers
youtube.com/watch?v=rS0VQOHX7lM

please post the dark haired erotic hip sway dancing corona

hopefully some basic hygiene. if a government falls, maybe even some more adequate health care system.

This is still a nothing burger. It mainly kills the elderly so force them to isolate themselves and let people go about their business as usual

it would be such a wild prank if people started making pictures of corona chan where she had a HUGE dick haha like can you even imagine how mad people would be as the result of such a crazy prank haha

how many died today?

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I REFUSE TO FUCKING DIE GODDAMNIT. I REFUSE TO LET MY FAMILY OR FRIENDS DIE. FUCK YOU CHINKS GO TO HELL, TAKE YOUR FAG FLU THERE TOO, AND TELL THE DEVIL I'M COMING FOR HIM NEXT

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but we just eat fries with mayo m8

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Hey, Gary, I've been here in these threads since the beginning early Nothingburger days. Just wanna say that I appreciate your dedication and showing up every thread. It's like an employee I see every day when I go to the store and nod too.

>Neets comfy? shut the internet down.

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What are you a fucking subhuman

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no... never... people are fucking stupid.
I only want my anime and flamethrower to burn the covid infested scum that get too close.

i want to be max edge during the kungflu doom

I learned that some people are really heartless and selfish, I guess that's the human nature.

>if usa were to proportionally have the same amount of deaths as spain they'd be at 30k
>the initial spread has been way faster in america
got a bad feeling about this ameribros

Yeah but if its between treating a dying person and preforming an abortion obviously the dying person gets priority

Why would you take food advice from the dutch?

>where no one knows your name
Its called Yas Forums user

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>NOOO, YOU CANT BURN FOSSIL FUELSSSSS!!! IT WILL KILL THE CLIMATE FOR EVERYBODDYYY

>IT IS OK CHINA, YOU CAN KEEP EATING BATS AND RATS AND PANGOLINS. WE WILL DEAL WITH THE VIRUS FOR EVERYONE BY USING TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS :)

why are westerners such china cucks?

based comers who keep making this lewds
keep em cooming eh?

2,792

Whatever happened to that pic of Corona chans tits getting bigger with more cases? has there been an update to the pic?

Fries with mayo and ketchup is Patrician Tier

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Don't even joke about this pls

I went to the grocery store at 950, 10 minutes before they closed. I told the kid working to stay the fuck away from me or I'll kill you. He kept his distance.

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Not matter what you excuse is for causing such horrific evil in the world. The universe sees the truth and you will be judged accordingly.

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Cause he's a fat schizo

You make a good case huemonkey

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>On it monsieur.

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3500 tomorrow minimum

i dont think you guys reached that stage yet. according to your (and mine) president, it never will. heh. but yeah if it reaches that stage, then you have to do like the italians and choose by age or coin flip

>I learned that some people are really heartless and selfish
You been living in a cave your whole life mate?

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nytimes.com/2020/03/26/world/asia/japan-coronavirus.html
>tokyo only has 100 beds total that can handle serious corona cases
what the fuck lol

Fries with *ranch

... There's youtube videos of it now. Jannies mad and they keep deleting them along with the gifs/webms

From the day we arrive on the planet
And blinking, step into the sun
There's more to be seen than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done
Some say eat or be eaten
Some say live and let live
But all are agreed as they join the stampede
You should never take more than you give
In the circle of life
It's the wheel of fortune
It's the leap of faith
It's the band of hope
'Til we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle, the circle of life
Some of us fall by the wayside
And some of us soar to the stars
And some of us sail through our troubles
And some have to live with the scars
There's far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round
In the circle of life
It's the wheel of fortune
It's the leap of faith
It's the band of hope
'Til we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle, the circle of life
It's the wheel of fortune
It's the leap of faith
It's the band of hope
'Til we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle, the circle of life
On the path unwinding, yeah
In the circle, the circle of life

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thas the good shit

Drawing the corona. Any tips on getting the fucking face symmetry down?

Eat a dog, slanteyes.

Can someone repost the pic that got deleted last thread

Never enough

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FML my double oven caught fire last week (the electronic ignighter decided to short) and now my backup bread machine i been useing instead just did a suicide dive off the counter out of nowhere and is now smashed and just shows EEE... all my bread makeing prep... fuck it, ima build a god damn brick oven in the back yard, i got the shit for it. will post pics when done.

>shut the internet down.
This is how you start the chimpouts

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fuck china
fuck niggers
fuck jews
fuck jannies

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It's a small price to pay to keep my stocks strong.
Now get back to work, wageslave.

What the fuck?

Tomorrow it will be the leading cause of death globally. And will stay there until this is all over. Buckle up bros

>SHUT IT DOWN

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I guess coomers have to go back to them good old magazines eh?
or at least the ones that don't have the pages stick together, kek

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Anyone know if this one has been edited?

28-Feb: Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
archive.is/CI9sO
doi.org/10.31219/osf.io/usztn

I thought it was strange that it says nothing about infecting gut bacteria even through the description SAYS it infects gut bacteria.

Also, I sent the link to a stranger about it doing weird stuff with gut bacteria and he replied that he didn't think it would infect gut bacteria because that's what phages do... I don't know why he would say that when I didn't mention that, unless this paper mentioned infecting gut bacteria at the time.

Does anyone remember reading it?

If anyone could post the original, that would be great. I think I could use that to determine whether a specific larp was real or not.

>Beats tuberculosis
nice

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fuck forgot image

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No pantsu mask ?
I want a pantsu mask !

if I made a Corona chan doll, would it be worth more if it was actually infected?

link?

Those two things go hand in hand though. Less people = less pollution.

>archive
>403 FORBIDDEN CLOUDFLARE ERROR LOL

Is this happening to anyone else?

>predicted: over 15 billion

huh isn't Tokyo like the largest city in the world

That's the spirit my fellow American. Of course you should have just bought rice, but w/e.

I can't tell didn't save that one user.

>if I made a Corona chan doll, would it be worth more if it was actually infected?
yes

America lead the world for 75 years. The world became rich and prosperous. America sent doctors all around the world to stop pandemics early. China takes over and immediately unleashes a pandemic that is destroying lives and economies. The world can't afford to allow China to exist.

Thanks Gary!

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Make a thread on /ic/, I think they can help.

Retimed this to something I think is more readable.

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yes thats why its weird

I've learned that all the retards who call themselves "introverts" are liars. Faggots can't handle being stuck in the house for more than a week.

huh?

hmm yes, maybe that's part of the plan after all.

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My nickname for you guys is Chile Cheese Fries

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I left to sleep at thread 2576
I woke up and now the US not only surpassed Italy but also China
What else did I miss?

Based.

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I can't draw a blank no help here

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