AUS/POL Nothing Burger Afternoon

Mate rang me while i'm on leave, Whole brigade in Townsville put on stand by for martial law. Only 1/3 of brigade allowed to go to work, rest quarantined, cunts getting charged for not being 1.5m apart. Mates whole unit braught back from field to be put on 24hrs Notice to move.

>"beat the fuck out of ancom faggots"
>Cant read for shit
>Implying all anarchists are commies
Yea okay dumb dumb I know schools closed but it doesnt mean you can act like a retard

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I was genuinely worried about this just a week ago, but it seems like we are getting on top of it

New cases in NSW have decreased the last two days, 13 deaths total and now a proper quarantine on people returning to the country

If they had quarantined people properly two weeks ago I doubt Australia would even have 1,000 infected now

Fuck small business they all just do mickey mouse shit anyway.

There are 150 infections of unknown origin in NSW.
That means snotty, spitting, disgusting super spreading chinks are going to infect tens of thousands more people.

FUCK CHINKS

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fat single mother journalist asking about government hand outs to look after her kids. what a surprise

>Ignoring the question about where ever China will be held accountable

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Scomo completely avoided answering that journos question about holding China responsible. Fuck this cunt.

Yes how to do you intend to defeat the collectivisation of power and authority into a state, that's mutually beneficial to all members at the detriment of none, as opposed to necessitated bribing of each member that serves the greed of everyone to the benefit of no one?

I feel like anarchists are idiots that have to relearn the most fundamental necessity for societies to even exist. Disorder will also lose against order.

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Also what’s with this constant bragging about how good our country is?

We live in clown word, of course China will not be held accountable for this.

>Expecting ANY politician to give a direct answer to anything.....

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all chink visas should be stopped and a ban placed on chinks for the forseeable future but of course everyones scared of chink rage

That's because the only thing keeping Australia from being a third world nation is China buying our ore, China buying our real estate, China buying our businesses and Chinese students attending our universities.

If China put an embargo on us it'd all be over within a week. Total collapse of society, mass famine, Zimbabwe-tier devaluation, of course anyone in power is a Chinese cocksucker.

They aren't scared, they just love their corrupt money.

We really should be boycotting anything made in China. But it won't happen of course.

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You won't boycott China because noone is willing to pay $10,000 for an iPhone

are wagies who still have to work getting anything from these stimulus packages?

also at what point will they stop us from travelling long distances? im currently 4 hours from my place of work (on annual leave) and really dont feel like going back

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We need an affordable all Australian iPhone

Slow day at ASIO HQ, huh?

Can’t you guys volunteer as liaisons to the ABC? I hear it’s pretty much all ASIO over at the ABC now. And you might score some roastie poontang, what with all the old hags on their payroll.

Might wanna make it fast, those bitches gonna be eating corona virus dick, soon. So not much time till they corpse.

I am a wagie and I've received fuck all from these stimulus packages. Yes, I am indeed mad.

doomer nigger logic

see

>why aren't globalist mercenaries (our politicians) standing in the of globalism's progress?

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We are totally fucked now. No car manufacturer. No tech industry. No fast internet.

stay mad wagie

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I don't get it, I thought international arrivals were already banned

Sure buddy, the countries of the world are trashing their economies for fun.

U.S. covered oz's ass in the past, not anymore. They've thrown them to the wolves. Oz was on fire now its on firesale.

also why is every cunt getting bailed out? dont people have savings? what ever happened to muh free market?

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Australia and China one nation Two systems

THESE FUCKING CHINKS REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why does Reddit and most of social media hate Scott Morrison?

t. Out of the loop on aus politics due to living overseas recently..

This bitch still can’t check her ego, so elections going ahead.

Oh well, guess more dead COVID19 corpses soon in the cities for the yoof to raid they houses.

Gonna be sick anarchy in those streets in coming weeks. And Palacuck will have contributed to it.

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Incompetent and insufferably smug

His response the bushfires haven't been very well received.

> print more money goy

I shall, thanks.

When was the last time Aus had a competent PM aside from Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY FUCKING NEETBUX

Reddit/social media is the hivemind of the extreme left and shouldnt be taken as serious as people take it
An example will be
>Bernie losing the 2016 dnc
>Bernie losing the super tuesday voting being btfo'd by a man with dementia
They couldn't comprehend how or why they lost, they are just a loud vocal minority

> reddit
> social media
Communist hives of cunts

Economy is an endless game of jenga, each block being a piece of debt and investment to continue the unsustainable obsession with growth.
Remember each time retail cries at christmas from lack of consumer spending, its reported as bad news to everyone cause saving money is bad for the economy. Now here we are and everyone is going broke a month into quarantine.

John Howard

based

Australia SAR is far closer than you think

fuck off and fuck up commie

Fair enough but even if he'd done everything right I still think they'd despise him

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reddit hates him first and foremost because he is a conservative christian

Unfortunately on top of that he is not a very good public speaker. I can see what he's trying to do but he lacks gravitas and comes across as bemused and a bit arrogant. It's almost like he's smirking because he resents the idea of having to explain himself. I know he is just responding to the pressure because I do the same thing but at times like this it comes across badly.

ahaha anyone now arriving in australia

>not allowed to go home
>be escorted by police immediately to a quarantine station and held

you could make them here for the same price now with all the chinks we have

>Why does Reddit and most of social media hate Scott Morrison?
they think he and the Liberal party are fascist thanks to confirmation bias

post political leaning
Youre supposed to call me a faggot you faggot

>Deaths
Claimed deaths - what's the bet these where old people teetering on the edge of death anyway.

>fabian society shill
>rootless traitor albion
>competent
get fucked mate

>architect of the great cuckening of australia
>lucked into resource gibs
>competent
get equally fucked mate

redditors should be genocided

I have a feeling this will blow over a lot faster than people realise. Either there is a massive turnaround in a few weeks or the government just decides to reopen the economy mid-pandemic and everybody stops panicking because they are bored.

Either way, I'll be happy that I get to take 20k out of my super and I get paid cash in hand so I'm considering jumping on the dole to maximise leeching potential, taking my $750 cheque and profiting from this hilarious shistorm.

My foreign wife will be investing in houses if the market crashes+AUD stays at record lows.

unlike you i dont substitute my personality for politics, you dumb commie cunt now fuck off

Wat that I’m brainlet

this post was created for the maximum (you)s

Landlords BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=GJkt3xyywY8

>rent and evictions to be suspended

SUCK SHIT YOU DIRTY PROPERTY HORDING CUNTS.

Woolies offering 20000 nw jobs to people impacted by the virus.

i reckon it could go for a lot longer, maybe 18 months
trump is basically welcoming it in, americans may as well be eating chinese shit for dinner
china lies about everything pretty much

>COMMIE
>COMMIE
>COMMIE
As I told you, Im not a commie but feel free to keep screaming it schitzo

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>Ignoring my question about why anarchism always fails both in theory and
Does the problem go away if you pretend it doesn't exist?

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wtf my youtube is defaulting to 144p

he could cure aids, give them all a million bucks for nothing and they'd still vote labor/green

Looks like Queensland gonna have many COVID19 deaths in coming weeks from the election booths.

I can’t wait for fights to break out at the voting locations tomorrow as scared people regress to their lizard brain.

msn.com/en-au/news/australia/voting-chaos-in-queensland-ahead-of-local-council-elections/ar-BB11LIWB

>ADF WILL BE DOING RANDOM CORPORAL PUNISHMENT ON PEOPLE IN SELF-ISOLATION

they'll start kicking people back into jobs once the quick-testing kits are in good supply, even more once we get a treatment out that stops the pneumonia from anyone under 70.
the elite are fuming their littles cogs are spending so much time out of the wagie cage.

fuck off you drone cunt. HEY IM THIS WHATS YOUR POLITICS XD

fuck off you deranged delusional commie cunt you have no personailty

>Average age at death of infected: 76 years for men, 84 years for women
So you are telling me that shutting down the economy basically and putting millions out of work and in the Cenno lines is all to protect these boomers. Which by all rights should be the only ones isolating themselves to allow everyone else to live normally

>My foreign wife
SUNNI MUSLIM SLAYERS WILL RAPE HER AND KILL HER WHILE WE WIL LEGALLY ROB YOU BLIND IN THE NAME OF ALLAH
YOU CONVICT CUMSKIN BABY RAPING AUSSIE DOG

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Underrated post

Sorry to answer it
>Yes how to do you intend to defeat the collectivisation of power and authority into a state, that's mutually beneficial to all members at the detriment of none, as opposed to necessitated bribing of each member that serves the greed of everyone to the benefit of no one?
Unironically who gives a shit about philosophy, stealing shit, smashing places & burning down buildings for a good laff is fun.
Stop being so wound up user the world is a repeating cycle no matter how you look at it, shit happens, society improves, society degrades, socitey collapses
Take your meds

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nioce, yet another reason justifying my never voting

inshallah brother

like $100 billion of that money isn't even gonna see the people who need it most right now
It is just the liberals using this as a chance to throw money at business to keep them happy

>The Australian Defence Force will be deployed to enforce the quarantine in hotels across the country.

Martial law when?

No, I don't live in Sydney.

Our response is the ONLY something. If we weren’t all such panicking pussy faggots we’d all be recovering by now, with a few weak people culled

Chinks own the company, chinks own the house, what do you own? A flag with a union jack on it.

This but IRL

who /lockdownstrangler/

>The Foreign Investment Review Board is bracing for attempts by foreign companies, particularly from China, to take over distressed Australian businesses and assets.

NEW THREAD BOIS

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it's a gay, false boomer flag, chinks can have that too

It's for when you prang your VN Commodore into a Chinese truck full of hand sanitizer and need a machine to breathe for you, there are only about 2000 of those beds in Australia and the idea is to keep the boomers out of them so you can recover and go back to chucking burnouts around Blacktown.

fuck off commie and shut the fuck up

who cares this shit is fucking hilarious to me. everyone running around buying shit. people who can't handle staying at home for two weeks. I heard JB had a huge run on PS4's and the news COD was sold out. even though you can download it

>because it was something
no, because there was a risk that it might be something. it's better to over-react than under-react

what a stupid fucking post

Liberal bad. Green good.

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Mates please come and see us at the /ausneets/ board on endchan. It is a thriving community with many posts per hour.

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goats

DEAD AUSSIES WILL FILL THE STREETS OF AUSTRALIA THE RAISE OF THE SUNNI MUSLIM WILL PUT FEAR IN ALL THE CONVICT CUMSKIN BABY RAPING AUSSIE DOGS THAT THEY WILL KILL THEMSELVES LET THEMSELVES BE KILLED AT THE HANDS OF THE SUPERIOR SUNNI ARAB MUSLIMS
YOUR WHORISH WIFE AND YOU ARE JUST THE KAFIR DOGS READY TO DIE

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Give it back Tyrone.

too bad the government under-reacted while everyone else over-reacted

Right so now you're capitulating anarchism has nothing to do with maximising human quality of life and is just an excuse to rationalise why you want to hurt other people

Retard
seethe but in all serious PLEASE take your meds before you hurt yourself or someone else in a fit

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user, historically, whenever there is a "crisis" (real or imagined), the incumbent government ALWAYS retains power.
That bitch isn't stupid.

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