What's your excuse for not having a pagan waifu?

well of course you live in america, america is a shithole beyond redemption

I would rather have a Christian waifu. The only thing more cringe than a pagan LARPER is a female pagan LARPER

Why do they not exist?

Because I'm not a LARP faggot

>France

Because Wiccan girls are 500 lbs and ugly. Also heavily used.

I've been in Europe as well. Pagan girls there are just tarot-card reading goths.

she's a BBC queen

Because I would rather pull my dick for free.

I'm the only pagan I know who is on the right. All the people I know or knew around where I live who call themselves pagan are otherkin Wiccan larpers who think Charmed and The Craft were documentaries. Everyone else is either an adherent to an Abrahamic religion or a goddamn Communist.

eat lots. and if they are lucky have lots of fat, fat sex with other obese pagans

The hate in this thread sure is big

>let me tell you about your own country

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Same, they're also always really into the environment and animal rights and veganism to the point of caring more about them than the well being of humans. I guess nobody told them that genuine pagans in history performed animal sacrifice then feasted on them.

She does not look fat

Most Pagan women are whores and bisexual degenerates
Time to grow up and quit being a jew

Because 99.9% of self-proclaimed pagans aren't pagan at all. They're all pseudo-pagans who follow Wicca for the goth and/or geek street cred. A Judeo-satanic bastardized version of Celtic traditions. The Germanic ones tend to just be really into metal. Both groups seem to overly obsess over wolves. Essentially, none of them did their homework.

looks like a wildling

>let me tell you about your own country
Which is what you did as well.

scandinavia

That girl is modeling. I remember when I saw those types all over Deviant Art back in the day. It's no different than the Ukrainian neo-nazi girls that people dump here. All fake.

But I do have one

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I live in MA, our pagans are tranny loving open borders faggots who shit talk christian "patriarchy" but bow to any muslim because skin color.

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americans being the civilisational equivalent of a wasteland isnt an opinion its a fact, you have no culture, no roots, no education

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There are lots. You're either a bitter loser or an enemy against spreading defeatism. I don't really give a fuck about the difference.

Technically speaking, paganism still exists, in some Russian areas, certain ethnic groups still have their pagan religions that they have been practising for centuries, like the Udmurts for example. You could get a genuine ginger pagan waifu from there

>no education
ah yea absolutely 0 yuropoors come here instead of bongland to go to the universities
>no roots
le american revolution doesn't exist
>no culture
culture is split into parts of states
eh anyways you frogs cry about alsace-lorraine, germany should have it

Getting redpilled on hypergamy and the current status of relationships between male and females
The game is rigged from the beginning, so I choose not to play, so went mgtow.
By doing this I found out that I do not need female validation to be happy and do whatever I want. Before it was all about doing it to get women//get sex//have a loving relationship.
Now I couldn't give 2 fucks about it, it's all a fucking scam with the current wahmyns liberation and meme laws that just anally rapes men regardless.

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Pagan larpers should an hero.

>He says while using the internet, wearing jeans, wearing a t-shirt, and watching television
You're welcome retard. Thanks for the 1700s but honestly you're the descendants of the retards who killed the ones who helped us in the Revolution.

>Canada
A fatty with one of these hanging in their bedroom doesn't make them a pagan.

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> while using the internet,
yes
> wearing jeans,
no
>wearing a t-shirt,
no
>and watching television
no

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this. if you don’t think Americans have culture then you only think of culture as banging on rocks with sticks and shit.

Hilarious coming from a baguette

>Udmurts
damn is it even legal to be this white in america?

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>see thread opener
>"This will definitely piss off the Christcucks"
>open thread
>not disappointed

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I married a christian girl and showed her how stupid the desert religion was. Now the only thing she cares about are me and the kids. I highly recommend this route.

>Americans have culture
better culture than anyone on the planet by far. I mean WHITE people culture. We the shit man.

Hot. Highest concentration of red hair in the world among the Udmurts, they even have the Scottish and Irish beat

pagans are retarded and evil

What a massive cope.

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based

You’re goddamn right

Hopefully you didn't subject your boys to the Yahweh cow demon baby dick chop chop ritual.

well of course it is going to piss off people when you make fun of their religion, just as Yas Forums gets pissed when jews make fun of whites, which they do in most television shows.

Very clever. What did you say to her to convince her? Personally I would tell every Christian woman about Hypatia, killed by Christians despite being tolerant of Christians and Genesis 19:8 where Lot, the only man in Gomorrah that deserved to live, offered his virgin daughters to the rape mob.

All OP said was "What's your excuse for not having a pagan waifu?". If you perceive that as an attack upon your Jewish religion then you were predisposed to being angry at any white person deviating from Semitism. Not much anyone can say, really. It's just knee-jerk programming you've been immersed in too long.

I thought we burned all your groves and chopped down all your heathen trees

well of course it is upsetting because most of us were raised in christian families and it is important to those who are closest to us. just as i'm sure you were upset when donar's oak was cut down.

and as for programming, everyone is affected by those around them. nobody is an entirely free thinker, so you can stop with the holier than thou attitude, because i'm sure you've accepted various values in your life and would be upset if someone crossed them.

The redpill for men is the bit where Christians immediately burned European culture during Constantine while passing laws that enshrined Jewish power over native Europeans. Native Europeans were given second class status below Jews if they didn't worship a Jewish guy. Think about that. That cannot be walked back.

We had to learn Greek poetry from the Arabs because Christians tried to Year Zero the entire continent in their cultural purging frenzy. Early Christians were no different than ISIS.

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Tiny cock

Yeah do Sami women count?

>just as i'm sure you were upset when donar's oak was cut down.
There's a lot of context that is regularly missed on this topic. It was a sacred site to Germanics. They didn't literally believe it had magic powers, as is often memed on here. Cutting down the grove was like blowing up a church. Boniface did it to be a dickhead, and he was repaid for the effort with an axe to the face. Something he definitely deserved.

What gets people "upset" was when Charlemagne decided to mass-murder thousands of people for not wanting to worship a foreign non-European Jewish rabbi that nobody had ever met.

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