LOCKDOWN

Schools are closed. Restaurants dinning rooms closed. Illegal to be in groups of three or more.
Still working.

I work in construction, all our labor spics dissapered two weeks ago. Just a handful of rednecks. All the work sites are ghost towns now.

and the supermarkets installed a sneeze shield plexiglass divider

North Georgia. No orders to do or not do anything. Most government offices are open. The schools and libraries are closed. Despite that, I've been holed up in my house for the past two weeks. Probably will drive around some tomorrow just to keep my truck from sitting unused for too long.

Michigan has us staying at home, but they aren't stopping people who are out and about. Only enforcement is against non-essential businesses that remain open.

shelter in place order in TX city.

still going on a date w/ a qt korean girl sunday. will probably PIIHB too :)

At the northern edge of the Phoenix metropolitan area: hoping it ravages the spic population in the southern part of the city, and the niggers in the middle.

And the gay downtown area too

My dad and brother got paperwork to show, if they are stopped by the cops where they live due to be considered "essential" workers.

But leave any Latina that weighs less than 120

East Oregon. Less traffic, some toilet paper shortages, big slow down in general business, most people don't really give a shit.

No one cares go back to pleddit newfag

>CA
>Families ordered to stay at home.
>Trump Admin ordered me back to work (Defense Production Act) but I'm doing this 50% from home.

I'm having a great time. Roads are open, i get to shit post with you fags and wife/daughter are in good spirits. I'm basically just trusting the plan and being comfy.

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I've been in my house for 5 years

Illinois
Shelter in place
Only essential people allowed to go to work but every fast food joint seems to be essential with drive through and delivery
In burbs outside of Chicago. Been out in neighborhood walking dog and running
Legit will not go to grocery store or anywhere enclosed for essentials. Stocked up of stuff while only China was on lockdown. Still order through Amazon and grocery delivery but started full amateur decon with 70% alcohol spray on deliveries and not bringing package only contents inside.
Chicago lesbo Mayor is threatening arrests of people being outside to long or Going to parks. Waiting for the shit show in Chicago to escalate

>Iowa fag
>non essential business closure, no lockdown
>lots of people out and about because it’s nice out after a long winter
>governor kim is a miga centipede, still thinks everything is fine
>cases currently popping up all around the state, no explosion yet
>school is 100% planning on re-opening in april
We’re fucked here. The Midwest doesn’t give a single shit about this virus.

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southern state
>schools closed till further notice
>non-essential businesses strongly encouraged to close if possible
>all restaurants and fast food is take out or drive through only
>dine-in places are shut down till further notice
>twatter tards screeching about starting shelter in place
>org where I work is going full triage on incoming corona patients
>anyone with any respiratory symptoms or fever gets shunted to one specific place
>staff are screened twice a day
>most staff were given crash course in working from home and kicked out
>try my best to not leave my office no matter what
I just want to stay at home and watch the world burn

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It's a nothing burger.

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Northern Nevada. Non-essential businesses, casinos, and schools are all closed. I don't think there are any restrictions for people though.
I haven't gone outside much but people at the grocery store don't seem to understand the social distancing rules. Also when I drive by the park it seems full of different groups of people all intermingling.

Imagine being this paranoid about the meme virus.

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Washington here, I'm exempt because I work in one of the "crucial infrastructure" sections. It's really not that crucial but whatever, I hope this shit spreads anyways so I'm doing my part, are you?

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Does anyone here on Yas Forums actually have coronavirus or know of someone that has it? I'd like to hear first-hand accounts that aren't sanitized by the media.

>Dade County here
>Working from home
>Sales a little slow
>Fortunately I am domiciled in 745 white on white big body bimmerthang
Its nice to be the boss

It's in place, but no one's taking it seriously. Basically everyone is considered an 'essential' anyway, so no one's missing. Churches are still open, no one's enforcing any shut down. No one's sick, no one knows anyone who is sick.

Imagine your lungs turning to bloody hamburger while you struggle to breath faggot!

I'm on self-imposed lockdown because I'm legit showing coronavirus symptoms. Light fever, shortness of breath, fatigue. Feels like something trying to get at my lungs. My state has shutdown non-essential activities, but people don't give a fuck, they are out on the streets. I've only gotten out of the house in the past two weeks to take out the garbage.

20miles south of Atl, Ga here. Restaurants only doing takeout
Grocery stores are hit or miss but most are out of meats, eggs, bread, tp, household cleaners. Still quite a few people on the roads, im still employed. Otherwise just looks like most people are staying home to ride it out.

all nonessential services in ontario were ordered to shutdown...turns out essential services include the liquor store, fast food, im not kidding
ontario.ca/page/list-essential-workplaces
i saw a bunch of cops looking at the roofers n construction workers, they cant break them up yet here i dont think

Kiwianon here. We're under a full national lockdown. We're only allowed to leave home for 'essential' purposes only, like supermarket, doctors office, pharmacy or hospital, but we're also allowed to drive a reasonable distance to a beach, park, regional park to go for a hike, surf, or to get some fresh air, as long as we can stay more than 2m away from others. All non-essential businesses have closed (e.g bars, restaurants, pretty much every non-food, farming, or PPE store, fuck even Maccas is closed), and public transport is running on skeleton services. There are a number of checkpoints leaving cities (from what i've heard), and from tonight there is an embargo on national travel.

>I leave the house once a day for burger King.
what do you recommend to order?

I've exercised outside and walked my dog today. No problem from police.

>lockdown for whole province
>except for 'essential services'
>liquor and vape shops are 'essential'
>work as a mechanic at a tool shop
>somehow 'essential'
>I get normie assholes coming in for paint sprayers, palm sanders, and baseboard nailers
Pretty much everyone is treating this like an extended holiday.

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As you accurately point out, my day to day routine is exactly the same, but my life has significantly improved due to the fact that everyone else is forced to live the way I have for years. I have had more social activity this past week than I have in a long time

Also in Chicago.
Didn't leave my place in 2 weeks. Only occasional people I see are grocery deliveries, whom I ask to stay outside.

Do you even know how we steeped through Boston and LA? Cook county has 1.8k shit went up really fast

Buenos AIres
Work from home, can only go to buy grocieries and essential stuff. Else our police will detain us for some hours i guess and create a file.

imo this is unconstitutional but at the same time i am almost neet so i don't care much.
Only thing i miss is go out running or at least walking the park a few km so as to improve my health.

Mexico City, no lockdown, just advisory on keeping your distance and not going out for no reason, spread and death are very low, could be that the blessed 30ºC (86ºF) temperature is culling the virus.

Also, people responded very well and are actually being disciplined, service staff is all wearing protective gear and everything is being cleaned with Chlorine every hour on the hour, it's crazy, I think it's a behavior the mexican people learned from the typhoid epidemics of the XXth century.

Oregon here. Stay at home order since Monday. I went to the grocery store. Traffic still moderately heavy. People walking around everywhere. Seems like people enjoying it as a vacation. It’s going to get bad though in a couple weeks. Oregon is one of those states that barely tests anyone.

Zona. Codefag. Been nagging my company to let me work remote for years. They can't really say no now. Going to Lowe's tomorrow to buy a bunch of shit I might need if they end up closing for a while. Building my kids a new playground in the yard.

Our hospital ran out of masks and they are having volunteers sew them masks. Fuck the for profit hospital admins. It was their choice to be completely negligent not to be ready for an eventual pandemic. I mean how much is going to cost a hospital to have 20,000 masks? Pocket change.

This is something I don't get, here in Mexico City people are actually being very disciplined and avoiding going out for no reason, even in touristic sites where the stupid bar and restaurant ouners refused to close down assistance went over 80% down, I'm guessing it's remnants of the education the people were given during the typhoid epidemics and also the fact that we don't trust our health system to take care of us so we have to take care of ourselves.

I theorize the fact that the first world is still acting like they're on holiday is due to just how good you guys have it, you've gotten to a point in which a lot of you believe you're invincible.

Idaho has a low number of cases and zero deaths, yet they shut it down? how dumb can it get

God knows we need a plague

I was a neet for 3 years and i loved spending time indoors and alone. It felt great. But i got a new job and this week they started making us work from home and i fucking hate it. Being forced to be indoors all day sucks. Its weird

The local chocolate factory is copying the super markets.
>the owner thinks chocolate is an essential business on par with grocery stores
Many such cases.

It's slower to hit rural areas, but it's bad when it does. There isn't a high enough concentration of medical supplies to deal with an entire town getting it at once.

21 days on top of a 7 day that was implemented by the mayor last week. So a month. But it's casual. No bars, restaurants, or non-essentials. Can still go out just social distance. Grocery, Liquor, Hardware, Guns... all open. Essentials are still on the job. Our state has a lot of essentials....

Restaurant, Bar, Gym, and Spa type business are closed and their people have to find something else to do. Most bars and restaurants are doing takeout and delivery.... and yes... I meant bars as well. Picking up a couple bottles of Old Fashioned's and French 75's from a local bar I frequent. Keep that cash local and help the local economy.

Then open your legs

Its because the based abuelas are telling everybody “m’ijito quedate en la casa” thats 100% why.

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We have a stay at home order, but it's more like a we can fine you for being a dumbass order.

Helsinki, Uusimaa region, Finland.

White collar workers are supposed to work at home. Schools, kindergartens and libraries are closed. Restaurants and coffee shops are only selling takeout. Today is my last day at work (Helsinki airport) before I’m laid off for four weeks. The region of Uusimaa will be closed off from the rest of Finland soon with only essential travel being allowed. Finland’s borders have been closed for a week now.

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>What kind of stay at home orders has your governor or mayor imposed?

What restrictions has NJ put in place for social distancing?

Nearly all businesses are closed in the state except those offering essential services, including:

These essential businesses include:

Hospitals, health care facilities and stores within the facilities
Grocery stores and liquor stores
Farmer's markets and farms that sell directly to customers
Food banks
Pharmacies
Medical supply stores
Gas stations and convenience stores
Banks and other financial institutions
Pet supply stores
Hardware and home improvement stores
Laundromats and dry-cleaning services
Car dealerships, but only for auto maintenance and repair and auto mechanics
Mail and delivery stores
Stores that principally sell supplies for children under 5 years old
Physical therapy offices
Restaurants and bars can offer takeout and delivery services only.

The following businesses were added to the list on March 24:

Mobile phone retail and repair shops
Bicycle shops, but only to provide service and repair
Livestock feed stores
Nurseries and garden centers
Farming equipment stores

All NJ residents have been asked to stay home except to do things like head to the grocery store, seek medical care, visit close family or someone you have a "close personal relationship" with like a romantic partner, report to work or go outside for exercise. And even then, residents should not leave their homes between 8 p.m. and 5 a.m.

Employees still required to go to work include law enforcement officers, firefighters, first responders, cashiers or store clerks, construction workers, utility workers, repair workers, warehouse workers, lab researchers, IT maintenance workers and janitorial and custodial staff.

It's sad but true, modern life has become too hedonistic, too many people doing harmful things to themselves for instant greatification, the fact that an illness that requires comorbidity to kill is surging so quickly is a testament to that, far too many obese glutons developing cardiovascular disease, diabetes, asthma and cancer among other things is not good for society, that's exactly what led to the fall of Rome, engaging in so many depraved, self-destructive behaviors made the romans suceptible to pathogens brought in by the barbarians and the asians.

Do you guys get tired of having to add öä dots to everything when hand writing? Even typing it must be annoying even with assist tools

I actually don't doubt it, they remember the horrible tragedies of the XXth century very vividly.

>I'm guessing it's remnants of the education the people were given during the typhoid epidemics and also the fact that we don't trust our health system to take care of us so we have to take care of ourselves.

Thats right.

Well yeah liberals are more likely to live in dense, disgusting cities. They SHOULD be several times as worried as conservatives who live in beautiful places with no crowding and human congestion.

Don’t worry tone, da guberna said our garbage thing is essential services

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Fellow Iowa fag

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>Apparently the city next to mine has a curfew and the national guard are out there, but things are chill where I am for now.
Proof?

Stay safe bro.

im in real estate...my clients are on lockdown in tampa and orlando. they cant leave their county unless its for essential reasons.

Its crazy NYC only has double the vents of dallas county - they have way more than double the density. They misprepared and now expect the feds to fully pick up the slack.

Hah nope our keyboards have separate keys for ö ä and å. In handwriting I use a macron (ō) so it’s not that cumbersome.

>be at home
>living with parents
>lock myself in my room
>plenty of piss jugs and poop socks already filled
>cover windows in blackout curtains
>turn on a tiny lamp for a few hours a day to prevent me from going insane
>parents yelling through the door
>”user COME OUT OF THERE YOU LAZY FAGGOT!”
>ignore them
>”user PLEASE!” they yell
>hear them coughing as they yell
>don’t care. fuck boomers
>haven’t heard from parents in over a week
>can start to smell something overpowering my own body odor and the room
>think my parents might be dead
>continue browsing Yas Forums
>read post about something called “Corona Virus” that was just discovered in China
I’ve been okay so far.

again that ring

Don`t worry we have ISSSTE

;)

We can go outside and do most things. Have just been working from home for two weeks. My gf can't work as it's closed, still gets paid though. We avoid going outside into the city though, we have a garden and live in a modern area which is quite spacious

If you think that's bad, half the country is painting their house right now

I'm on flexible hours and often walk my dog around my quiet neighbourhood at 2pm, most days I can be lucky to pass one other person in half an hour.
Thanks to "self quarantine" I'm having to shoulder people out of the way.

lol

It's fake, dude.
And Americans know fake.
We're not stupid, were just powerless.
And we know that our police wouldn't dare start real shit. Neither would our army.

What about yours Pedro?
Do you think your police and army fear your citizenry?
Is maybe that part ofnthe national psyche contributing to your obedience?

what's the situation on the west island? are states actually going on lockdown like what's happening here?

Lucky Bastard you win a house.

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live in a rural small town area
can walk around anywhere and not see no one

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Mecklenburg County has a Stay at Home Order. I work at a grocery store so I still have to go to work. HOWEVER, I've developed a cough so the Urgent Care doctor said it was just a "normal" virus so I'm at home for a few days.

youtube.com/watch?v=6FF5HBMCmHg

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my ass has been all over the country since this shit started. I haven't been hiding like a bitch. I don't wear the fucking masks or gloves. I don't give a single fuck about this shit. And nothing will change.

my lockdown view

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noice

Heat your room up keep your head cool, get Indian tonic water

I work at Mcdonalds in Wisconsin and I am an essential employee. We have a "stay at home order" where people can only leave their house if they're doing something essential like getting supplies (like mcdoubles I guess) or checking on a disabled family member. Nobody seems to give a fuck, the lawyers still come in and get their mcchicken to go order. The local police already said they wouldn't enforce or pull people over for just driving and would only take action if there were people with blatant disregard (like 10+ people gathering in a place which would be impossible because all public parks and areas are closed and all private businesses barring grocery stores are either closed or have an order to only have

I am in NYC and hell no. I would say there is a bit less of pedestrian traffic on the sidewalks (maybe 30% at most) but that's only because schools are closed along with some businesses. But there is plenty of movement. They cant do shit, this city is the capital of the world. And besides everyone wearing masks, not much has changed

zerohedge.com/health/us-epicenter-ny-parks-bustle-subway-packed-social-distancing-defied-flaunted

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McDonald's here got closed on Tuesday, they're not allowed to open for 4 weeks minimum, their staff are getting paid in full for this week and after that 80% of their average weekly wage for the last year

it's mainly americans that are calling this a nothing burger.
For that reason, I'm happy your leader wants you all to catch the coof and I hope a whole bunch of you die because of it.

Get a grip dipshit