/ptg/ President Trump General - Fast Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/26/20
c-span.org/video/?470715-1/
youtu.be/q4o7nryuJao
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 3/26/20
youtu.be/rnrjo0Sxat4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/26/20
youtu.be/D4Q6FHv-gHk
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/26/20
youtu.be/DLC_KMXPeqI
>WHTradeDir Navarro on (((FakeNews))) 3/26/20
youtu.be/0kdrvwFdjhA
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/26/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144900259001/
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on F&F 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144897832001
>FEDChair Powell on TODAY 3/26/20
youtu.be/WjCAoPYefQ4
>KAC outside WH 3/26/20
c-span.org/video/?470721-1/
>KAC on FoxNews 3/26/20
youtu.be/m43o6VCWlrs
>SG Adams on GeraldoInCleveland 3/26/20
twitter.com/wtam1100/status/1243175807251611650
>WHSDir Muir on Corona-chan 3/26/20
dvidshub.net/video/744373/
>ActPFPADir Walsh on Corona-chan 3/26/20
dvidshub.net/video/744375/
>Pentagon Press Brief (ArmySec McCarthy/Army Ldrs) 3/26/20
dvidshub.net/video/744431/
>Pentagon Press Brief (ActNavySec Modly/CMC Gen Berger/SMMC Black) 3/26/20
dvidshub.net/video/744385/
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/25/20
c-span.org/video/?470675-1/
youtu.be/s_pVHgoYSyY
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 3/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144769991001

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smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/
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MAGA
I've got this.

that anime chick is built for a big black cock wow

Coronavirus reduces America's population by 90%. The rest of the world is largely unaffected.

What happens?

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MAGA ALL NIGHT AND EVERY DAY

Xinain vubdc bknfjnfecfb

anyone want another beer?

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HELLO MAGA DEPARTMENT?

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Any advice as to how? Fuck the CDC and everyone who sold us out to China.

Pricing isn't the issue
It's diversity as the "mission" and pajeets coding literally everything
They don't make good products anymore and they're hemorrhaging decent engineers

it's just a chip, bro
you don't want the pandemic to get worse, do you, goy?

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Okay last monkey mainframe thing.
But my God.
What a whacko

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i do you think the TRUMPBUX bill will pass tomorrow?

Mice are quick little devils always running to the BBC.

Capture the flag starts.

Trump curse again!
The evil bitch checked herself into a hospital.
Says she is in unbearable pain.
Kathy Griffin sick or adrenochrome withdrawal?

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>mention the fact that jews love china
>suddenly the chink shills disappear.
what could this mean.

reminder you have plenty of time to read now

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>GET ME THE GENERAL OF BASED

This is real

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Illegals from New Yahk btfo

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flyheight.com/videos/b7dvw
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Hahahahahaha based

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>scared of Bernie
lol

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Cuomo needs to fire all of these people.

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the world is saved

Birx about to get suicided by the WHO

youtube.com/watch?v=qUWZA43UblM

As the 15 day deadline looms, next week is going to be absolutely crazy.

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>respiratory illness
>O2 not connected

neither, she's pretending for attention

Yes. Trump going on TV and reminding everyone the bill passed the Senate 96-0 removed any shred of leverage Nancy had. She'd have to be a pants-shitting dementia patient worse than Biden to keep stalling at this point.

two thousand billion

two million million

you only get 1200

No I don't, I'm to busy not reading.

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OH NO NO

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Probably running out of money so he's getting desperate

this virus has all the right people suffering

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Need to do the same thing in New Jersey and MoCo and PG county in Maryland

Did you touch it? We're in a crisis here. Send it by mail.

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Corona-Chan baby boom incoming due to quarantines?

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obongo has got good taste

Oxiris is the one that played three-card montey with the Epstein hit.

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If the stonks go back up I'm set to gain orders of magnitude more than that.

He literally just posts everything he sees on Yas Forums to Twitter and pretend to be a prophet when it happens to be right.

SNAKE? SNAAAAAAKE!?!?!

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>to busy
I'll say

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She probably just wants attention.

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No we need more infected kikes and leftists
Who knows maybe 1 day the state can turn red

the bad thing about the bill is that degenerate arts will still receive money

Cuomo needs to fire himself for not buying those ventilators in 2015

Kek, I love when he flips off the Lugenpresse

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Copypasta from /cvg/. You could always try ebay if you're that desperate for a proper mask.

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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>Chinken Pox convinces the nation to purge NY
I know there's slant spies here right now. Can you slopes send a virus to Cleveland? it'd be nice to get rid of another pest

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Why does /ptg/ have its own mod on standby?

Mary got pregnant from a kid named Tom that said he was in love
He said, "don't worry about a thing, baby doll I'm the man you've been dreaming of."
But three months later he say he won't date her or return her calls
And she swear, "god damn, if I find that man I'm cuttin' off his balls"
And then she heads for the clinic and she gets some static walking through the door
They call her a killer, and they call her a sinner and they call her a whore
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose

Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like

I've seen a rich man beg I've seen a good man sin
I've seen a tough man cry
I've seen a loser win and a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie
I've seen the good side of bad and the downside of up
And everything between
I licked the silver spoon drank from the golden cup
And smoked the finest green
I stroked the fattest dimes at least a couple of times
Before I broke their heart
You know where it ends, yo, it usually depends on where you start

I knew this kid named Max who used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs
He liked to hang out late he liked to get shit-faced and keep the pace with thugs
Until late one night there was a big gun fight and max lost his head
He pulled out his chrome .45, talked some shit, and wound up dead
Now his wife and his kids are caught in the midst of all of this pain
You know it comes that way at least that's what they say when you play the game
God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the news
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to lose

Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like to have to lose

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Oh wow, another Jewish celebrity is sick! What a coincidence!

Yep - you should only be supporting trump if you have seven-figures of stock holdings.

she doesnt have adrenochrome

Correct plus Medicine prescribed from my doctor makes it hard to focus.

>Cuomo needs to fire all of these people.

I think what you meant to type was, "rope himself"

pretty sure boomers are past their fertile years by now

What is the stupid conspiracy theory of all time:
A. Flat Earth
B. Fake Moon Landing
C. Adrenechrome
D. Pizza-gate

TX now has a NY registry

thats what we always needed, not a gun registry

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Or if you care about America surviving.

A

Bigfoot.

>he doesn't know those are all connected within a singular theory

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Bigfoot is real, that hairy bastard is the world champion social distancer

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correct

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Epstein didn't kill himself.
What if he is still alive?
Maybe him and Weinstein are going to testify against the illuminati?

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Based

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You noticed that too huh?
My favorite was when he copied the "So why aren't you Muslim?" Threads.
Talking about how islam was more conservative etc.
Revelation was right. False prophets abound.

>What is the stupid conspiracy theory of all time:
atheism

Birx a qt granny

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>Conspiracy theories

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Thanks user. Wish you all the best.

>5'8"

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challenge accepted
>doesn't matter who wins because they'll never show up in person to accept the prize

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>ywn be as redpilled as Eddie Bravo

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it's both flat and globular, it depends on your perspective
it's not a 3d object

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[ ] E. The Holocaust
[ ] F. 19th century Russian Pogroms
[x] E & F
[ ] none of the above

Proofs and not zutter film.

pretty funny

>GEE I READ Yas Forums IM A PROPHET

E. Mountain Dew shrinks your testicles

Pizzagate
But also, JFK assassination

I finally started Finnagan's Wake. Been saving that one for decades

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she's a pure commonwealth qt

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so earth is a white womans ass

Bill Gates and Charles M Lieber back in 2003 - you know, the neurobiochemist working on nano structures and batteries for viruses?
archive.is/OgTiD
wsj.com/articles/SB105115317630047000

Oct 12, 2019, Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past
>archive.is/0hLbC

Thread on Bill Gates ID tracking and timeline

NOT THE TENDIES

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basically, yes

China and the DNC want people infected ya dope.
The chaos means they think they can depose Trump

That's Mountain Man Juice that shrinks your testicles
Easy to confuse the two.

step up retard

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>get mark of beast chipped
>put hand next to microwave
gg no re

>accepting cooking from a non-southern white woman

i am glad Trump ended this bimbo career

>#prayforitaly
Blasphemous

No , Asian woman's chest.

How do we get people to stay up late enough to watch her show?

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>didn't declare Martial Law even with Democrats begging him to, and then use his unprecedented powers to deport illegals under the guise of it being a disease safety concern
what a fucking cuck, I hope he loses the elections

nudenews at night

blasphemy, you say?

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The cannibal trannibals are near

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>Models wrong
>Death rate much lower
>Factually we can gather better data
>Doing better then the rest of the world
>Answers some moron reporter 'how are you going to go county by county!?'
>We do that already all over the world
SHILLS! TRUMP HAS NEVER BEEN FUCKING WRONG GO FUCK YOURSELF KIKE CHICOM MORONS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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that would have just handed the election to dems

>ppl died and drumpf focused on his racist goals!

>implying they don't use tracking chips and sat footage
You can have a participation shirt tho

It's the home of the papacy what do you expect?

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>we
Take off your top. Guaranteed viewers.

Digits be damned, Janine is the only granny I love.

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Cocaine and a attractive woman co-host.

she cute, i watch

So natural

Definitely not a forced smile

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also
>didn't put any fat in the pan

Top 3 Quarantine Reading List
1. Radicals, Resistance, and Revenge: The Left's Plot to Remake America by Jeanine Pirro
2. Clinton Cash: The Untold Story of How and Why Foreign Governments and Businesses Helped Make Bill and Hillary Rich by Peter Schweizer
3. Trump: The Art of the Deal

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>she's a pure commonwealth qt
kekked and checked... for the only state recognizable by its negative space.

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wow that's disgusting

It's clear Trump is scared of Cuomo

>diabeetus

shh

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please dont tell me she uses period blood and scalps in her recipe

*coughs*

the white in his beard makes it look like he is drooling out the sides of his mouth like a lobotomized coomer

diabeetus, you say?

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>It's clear Trump is scared of Cuomo

Biden reminds me of a zombie.

lol cant unsee

wtf now i'm #homo4cuomo

>those pancakes she's calling shortcake
>counter tiling
>that mongloid digging into it with his hands
there's so many things that are disgusting about this photo

lol is that a real shirt that's great

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Cuomo is lighting it up and can debate. Turmp would get smoked. Well he will in this environment

Harvard education worthy of being president right there

what in the goddamn

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...

step it up senpai

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Thanks, but sorry I can't read never learned how, good luck next time.

>Cuomo is lighting it up and can debate. Turmp would get smoked. Well he will in this environment

>cannibal trannibals

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me in the back

Got an invite to sign up for the race 2 weeks ago, but virtual runs are a total scam. $30 to do your normal 6mi run solo and report a time in exchange for a shirt is retarded

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lulz

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The actual red pill:
Seth Rich really was murdered in a botched robbery. Political operatives took advantage of his clinton connection to start a conspiracy theory.

It's amazing how you retards latch on to someone then ditch them at a moment's notice, just like a retard with a shiny new toy

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