Brit/pol/ Fuck off edition

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>UK government unveils aid for self-employed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053914

>NHS uses tech giants to plan crisis response
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52053565

>Police get new powers to enforce protection
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053527

>Coronavirus cough attacks a crime, says prosecution chief
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52052880

>London hospitals facing 'tsunami' of coronavirus cases
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51714498

>First UK prison Covid-19 death confirmed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-52047003

>Banks under fire for coronavirus loan tactics
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043896

>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043767

>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52041709

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Fuck doom nonce

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about 6.5 seconds nip

based

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How are we lads.

Morning lads. Who else /Insomnia/?

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Nah just decided to stay up a bit longer and chill with some tunes.

>implying white Americans think about England unless they're being forced to in grade school or skimming their eyes over trash tabloids talking about The Royal Family™ in the supermarket checkout line

I say White American because non-whites aren't and never will be really American

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Alrigh la

Got smashed last night and been napping all day, not so tired now.

Why do you two always appear together?
Both working late at the office (gchq)?

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>CLAP FOR THE NHS!!!!

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Oh shit.

>Both working late at the office (gchq)?
We're essential workers and yea, SUSSEX too but the fuckers pulled a sickie, something about having his piles looked at..

They won't give me a job there, no clue why.

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Too powerful lad.

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Fuck it, sleeping patterns fucked and i've got bucky, might mess around on photoshop

no need to guess
>s=ut+(1/2)at^2 (solve for time)
>s=63m (approx)
>u=0
>a=9.8

t = 3.58 seconds

kek I just find the moat ones fun to fuck around with, dunno why.

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Hey lads, here you go. Keep it safe.

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I'd like to point out that your answer is incorrect and your method redundant.

Fucking hell lmfao

Build for bbc

Quite lucky here lad, I live down a long arse rural country lane.

You have power levels never seen before la.

LMFAO

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can you increase my power level now that i've ruined eddie

You got the flags backwards, norf.

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Are people still taking the piss out of him for the chats he had last night, better have a peak at the 4plebs.
I didn't forget.

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Working on a fucking master piece lads

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Thats amazing, thank you very much mate! How long does something like this take?

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wish i could edit this

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It's actually just using multiple layers, karen anime is pretty popular so you can easily paste things like that on backgrounds, you did that binfre one, pretty simliar stuff really.

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Is that you pube or canceranon? I can guess if you are pube by the response being an insult.

Fucking hell, are Moatposter is steaming ahead there.

I'm a spacker desu mate I just used an online thing
imgonline.com.ua/eng/impose-picture-on-another-picture.php

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i woke up a 4pm today and i have all week

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Make the top a mutt op

lol since when was I on here

I'm a freeman on the land and I sleep when I please

Same lad, the quarantine has fucked me good.

I miss Jeb, honestly.

I did make an updated one whilst banting with canceranon but I haven't uploaded it because I can't fucking find it now, probably forgot to save it.
Nah you'll probably make quality memes after a couple of days with a decent editor, just get a good mac one.

i fucked it

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Imagine still going on about this at 2 in the fucking morning, it was 6 hours ago you melon.

At least you have an excuse to at the moment.

is this less or more cringy

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Literally built for BBC

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fuck sake dont leave me alone when im getting all autistic

>Dead nadiya
Lol btfo by libdems

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And so the police state rolled out to the sound of applause.

> One Brit dies every 13 minutes
Thought the obesity would get them faster than that, it's a nothingburger

To quote the best star Wars series (prequels) "So this is how liberty dies . . . with thunderous applause."

lad, us burgers have our heads way far up our own asses too much to think about you.

Ash Sarkar declares a communist uprising. Her leftypol followers take to the streets. Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn calls to the EDL for help. EDL militants crush the leftypol uprising, shoot Sarkar in the head and throw her body into the Thames. Corbyn's rule is secure.

Exactly as I have forseen.

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Poor nads :(