/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2592

Why would you?

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Hello Harry.

> tfw no Hanta-chsn

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Coronavirus literally doesn't exist. I go outside and there are no dead people lying on the streets. Media says hospitals are overflowing, yet they aren't. There's no virus you retards.

You're letting kikes lock you up like a misbehaved dog over some fucking super disease that isn't even real.

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OPs not showing the daily counts are gay

+60,769
+2,791

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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>Illuminati
discarded.

Hospital refuses to admit #CCPVirus patient as they want to keep "zero new case" record. Upset family starts a fight with staff, on Mar. 23, Not sure which hospital. twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1242190711732285440

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I have a life. I have a girlfriend and a good job.

My gf still think this is a nothingburger.

>At times such as this, even a simple bus trip can feel like a hostile environment.
archive.is/ax3sr
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/27/coronavirus-panic-uk-hostile-environment-east-asians

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why are massive amounts of hydroxychloroquine "disappearing" around the world.

wtf is even going on

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>24k deaths in 3 months

How many people have died in the last 3 months?

How many people die every month?

>burger without a patty

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>500k confirmed
>600,000,000 infected by the flu every year
literal non-happening

Flat colors before final finish

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What's this about a hentai virus?

>Wuhan cured.
Wuhan is probably Chernobyl 2.0

Game over.
dailycaller.com/2020/03/26/neil-ferguson-coronavirus-imperial-college-doomsday/

Any Wealthy Famous Elites been sacrificed
to the Corona god yet?

Makes user think, no?

Whoa mama. Dumb teemo hat tho

We are going to see so much of this shit. China just stopped visas to most foreigners outright, because they didn't want this getting out in the open.
FUCK CCP and FUCK THEIR GLOBALIST BULLSHIT.

You can't make a vaccine so fast.
Unless they've had the virus to study for a couple of years ...

Have her go grocery shopping for some daily provisions and see if she's still whistling that same tune

WHERE did you find this type of qt chink with mask porn, user?

I like this bait.

Nice

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For those in quarantine how are dealing with this? I've to be quarantined in my room at my base for 14 days and it's close to over.

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sometimes i can only masturbate to this pic all day, when commies & socialists all over the world show their utter sociopathic tendencies!

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>fucking hantavirus
why tf there isn’t a TB Chan.

die

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>Australian gets corona in Canada
>flies back to australia and tests positive
>not eligible to be tested in Canada
fucking lol Canada sucks

>comparing two completely different things
discarded.

be sure to get your fresh fruits and veggies when your go out.

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Nobody bats an eye about the tracking.
>but it's anonymous data
Yeah keep telling yourself that.
Ditch your fucking phones.

Chink camwhore sites

>listening to Gran Turismo lounge themes all day
>get the itch to play
>no controllers around here, can't be assed to look in my storage boxes
>pass the rest of the afternoon daydreaming, looking at auction sites and getting a salvageable shitbox as a track build
>yesterday was daydreaming about getting a cheap dualsport
>don't even have almost no tools

lmao i'm so bored

Happeningfags on suicide watch
gov.uk/guidance/high-consequence-infectious-diseases-hcid

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If you leave your GPS turned on, it can be tracked with ease. If you turn it off, it can be tracked with slightly less ease.

fuck u

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=rI_IcQhh0-w

I see this became relevant again.
Based Trent.

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why is Ebby-chan hurting there?
fucking niggers, bro

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sad!

Shes Korean if I recall.

SPANISH NEIGHBOURS CONTROLLING EACH OTHER IF THEY GO TO THE BALCONY TO CLAP
>SPANISH NEIGHBOURS CONTROLLING EACH OTHER IF THEY GO TO THE BALCONY TO CLAP
SPANISH NEIGHBOURS CONTROLLING EACH OTHER IF THEY GO TO THE BALCONY TO CLAP
>SPANISH NEIGHBOURS CONTROLLING EACH OTHER IF THEY GO TO THE BALCONY TO CLAP
SPANISH NEIGHBOURS CONTROLLING EACH OTHER IF THEY GO TO THE BALCONY TO CLAP
>SPANISH NEIGHBOURS CONTROLLING EACH OTHER IF THEY GO TO THE BALCONY TO CLAP
SPANISH NEIGHBOURS CONTROLLING EACH OTHER IF THEY GO TO THE BALCONY TO CLAP

>Good Evening, XXX, you aren't going out [the balcony] to clap
>Helloo! Yes we did it!
>Very good

>blogs.elconfidencial.com/sociedad/espana-is-not-spain/2020-03-26/soviet-balcon-paranoia-coronavirus-redes-sociales-twitter-linchamiento_2519891/

CLOWN WORLD

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The CCP numbers simply do not align with reality. The fact that there are millions of fewer cellphone users in China combined with the fact that traffic in many major cities is lingering between 77% and 85% or normal values has far more evidential value than CCP lies. There's a reason why the CCP numbers have been the butt of the joke on /cvg/ for the past few thousand threads.

archive.is/i6ynf
>According to the transport authority, the traffic index reached 4.21 during workdays last week, returning to 65% of pre-epidemic normal level. An average of 2.68 million vehicles hit the road each day last week, returning to 68% of the normal level. The traffic index on Monday morning returned to 77% of the normal level.
You would think these people who have been quarantined in their homes for so long would be eager to get out on the road, now that the lockdowns have been done away with, riiiight? So why are so many not driving?

Corona-Chan taking the BOC

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Guys! Trump is being interviewed by BASED Sean Hannity tonight!!! Are you tuning in like I am? Hannity always asks the most thought provoking questions.

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Fake

Lovely

>all these fucking newfags

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NEETS REPORT

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Can we feasibly wipe out bats? I hated those fuckers for spreading rabies from hard-to-confirm bites even before this. Didn't SARS come from bats too?

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>less than 100k infections and 10k deaths in Italy
>already peaked
>guy who made the models now says models were wrong and it’s going to be over by Easter
So it really was a nothingburger.

>You can't make a vaccine so fast.
>Unless they've had the virus to study for a couple of years ...
You're thinking of normal processes where human life is of value and mistakes could result in deaths, lawsuits or fines. These processes aren't a problem for China to bypass.

Thanks brothers

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commie Espania at it again!

United Kuckdom at it again!

2 months
Massive food shortages
Fuel shortages
Riots in every shithole on earth
Global logistical collapse
Decently self sustained countries will fair better
Chaos and tears
Prepare for whats coming

>hur dur I turn my GPS off with software
You're retarded bro.

I've been washing the plastic wrappers as well as the actual produce. Anyone not doing this is risking their health.

Fuck off newfag
Nobody likes neocons here

This is the reality of this stupid country. Out of curiosity I phoned the local health unit to ask what the requirements are. They basically told me unless I'm in hospital and show all the signs I'm not getting tested. They dont have the tests available.

I like the one where she has a dick and is fucking the economy better, not gonna lie

c-c-c-CU corona!

Ebola x Corona Chan

Has any credence been provided to the bioweapon theories or are we still left with schizo theories?

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Elon Musk is desperate af

> hurting bats
Good hunting, Earth-chan!!!

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She does. I mean we stocked up but she loves to cook so she is still getting fresh stuff all the time.

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[infections detected]

People put fucking everything on their mouths, are you going to tell me such a deadly virus came from bat soup of all things?

I thought we 're done with this bullshit post many threads before.

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you ok?

OOF

where are our claps peasant? it's 730pm CLAP for us!

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>only 252 people have recovered in the US
Guys???

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New York City EMS received more than 6,400 medical 911 calls on Wednesday, surpassing the record set on September 11, 2001 - WaPo

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lol

Meh, so many people had/have it that don't know

i don't really like video games what should i do when my area gets locked down for two weeks?

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