/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2591

► Detected: 535,000 ► Died: 24,089
► 7 deaths were reported since the last thread was made.
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 199 countries and territories infected —

>NEWS
Chinese company amassed Australian supplies and shipped them out
archive.is/UKCBB

16 year old female dies in France
archive.is/xayGk

Chef that criticized people avoiding China Town has died of COVID
archive.is/GyKm8

Japan has "unexpected" rise in cases, outbreak in Tokyo
archive.is/9buNt

Treatment with HIV drugs ends in failure in controlled study
archive.is/bB3xO

>RESEARCH
21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
archive.is/TiKMA

Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
archive.is/Zg2H5

Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
archive.is/E2CiO

Aerosolized, airborne transmission
archive.is/AOka6

Patient tests negative four times, was infected
archive.is/LAD5r

>REMINDER
People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
archive.is/YBLyY

China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
archive.is/Gf9Or

Over half of China shuts down: 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
archive.is/nEuSG

Wartime conditions in China
archive.is/YN0Cb

>LATEST CASES
01:05: 110 new cases and 2 new deaths in Mexico.
00:46: 96 new cases in the Dominican Republic.
00:37: 66 new cases in Idaho, United States.
00:35: 116 new cases and 1 new death in Panama.
00:34: 87 new cases and 4 new deaths in Argentina.
00:28: 102 new cases in North Carolina, United States.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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china.org.cn/china/2020-03/25/content_75859020.htm
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MEDIA:
>GOYS! GOYS! GOYS! LOOK, THE NYC HOSPITALS ARE OVERFLOWING!!!!! PANIC!!!!

REALITY:
>PIC RELATED

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Godspeed corona chan!

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this is a nothingburger, nobody has even died yet

rate my prep boys

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When's the last time Gary posted? Four days ago? Five days ago?

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Would be funny if patient zero is still alive

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585 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 110 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 2 NEW DEATHS.
>585 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 110 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 2 NEW DEATHS.
585 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 110 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 2 NEW DEATHS.
>585 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 110 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 2 NEW DEATHS.
585 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 110 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 2 NEW DEATHS.
>585 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 110 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 2 NEW DEATHS.
585 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 110 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 2 NEW DEATHS.
>585 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 110 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 2 NEW DEATHS.
585 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 110 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 2 NEW DEATHS.
>585 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 110 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 2 NEW DEATHS

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The chad Xi vs the virgin drumpf

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The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death

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Same here. Something very odd going on.

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Rate my PrEP boysss

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nice phone collection
are those from your victims?

HOLY BASED! IS THIS REAL?!

It's better to have this than 101 chinese virus threads.
Without it there'd be 100.

The boys

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finally got to fap after several days with family all being home. they finally left to probably go get infected, but i was able to beat off with my pants fully off, not just my weiner through the hole in my boxers. was great

What are corona-chan's canon eye and hair color?

Millions
See:

Post sad music

youtu.be/nZq_jeYsbTs

Any user wishes to hack the CCP and stop their Great FireWall and their 50c shills, steal the documents saying the real numbers and post it here?

>cooming for a butch lesbian

The absolute state of Sweden

More numbers are better. More exposure is good. Let this thing run it's course and just enjoy the ride. If you get sick, stay home.

Yes, suspected cases have gone down by about 45 from yesterday too. President Xi has got this virus under control in just a month. I am in awe of this guy, you just don't see this efficiency here in the west.

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we exponential now

lel wtf. hes gon die btw. rip hannibal

THE BOIS

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More numbers are better. More exposure is good. Let this thing run it's course and just enjoy the ride.

Right! Just unburn those corpses, the jig is up.

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the different colors are the different strains, you dummy

BASED

HOLOHOAX DEBUNKED IN OUR LIFETIME

she looks like Scarlett Johansson cuter Hispanic cousin

>world losing their shit over literal flu virus

And you faggots need to find some other board to roleplay your fallout fantasies.

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That could be from censorship, not that all 21 million were deaths from this.

This stupid bitch is charging $10 for home made masks that wont protect shit. twny.ca/en/home/

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We exponential now

youtube.com/watch?v=1o84y-5-cO0

>Riot helmets
>Shield
>Holsters
Weird looking doctors

>the absolute state of CCP shilling
Wouldn't it be a shame if everyone just blew your narrative wide open lol
GAME'S UP CHINKY.

>enough spare ventilators for about 20,000 infected
NYC is completely fucked.
Better break out those Amerifat FEMA coffins.

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China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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gotta have enough phones with charged batteries to play nanaca crash if the power goes out for a couple weeks

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Run as far away from Brazil as you can.

Need more food
Also, why all the phones?

Violent riots will start in Brazil in 1 week max. Other denial countries to follow. Shit in USA will hit the fan eventually too. Big cities will have basic needs covered but rural areas could be screwed. Shots will be fired. Covered up civil war caliber.

Locally in Spain, even if we hit the peak, lower the daily deaths, cases, it will happen at a point where hospitals are at 500% capacity. Doctors will work despite sick. Country on soft lockdown until September. Nearly 1 million dead by then.

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very tasty bat soup slurp ahhhhh
*coof* *coof*

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The shill nothingburgers are out in full force. It must really be getting bad in the united states.

we exponential now

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Never met a drug dealer before eh?

>completely ignoring the part where the media lied about the hospitals overflowering
Cope harder

It's not just the cellphones, there's also much less traffic in China, in the areas that have been opened.

New York? More like New Wuhan

youtube.com/watch?v=8QmPCrC7uXw

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Carrot /10

Low quality urban dictionary meme.

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOO IN ONLY 3 MORE DECADES THIS VIRUS WILL SET THE ENTIRE WORLDS POPULATION FROM 7.8 BILLION TO 7.7 BILLION!!

>WE ARE DOOMED! DOOOOOOOMED!!!!!

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You have spanish admixture, y'all gonna die, this shit targets southerner genetics.

reminds me of this song
youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI

Is it me or is 4chinz slowing down?

What the fuck is a coronavirus? Why is it just as deadly as the Chinese Virus?

Make your own that actually do protect against shit then dicksuck

>7 deaths were reported since the last thread was made.

hmmm. its slowing down.

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Fine for me

Did you eat Paleta Payaso today, Pedro? You are so funny.

>Russia's President Vladimir Putin has called for countries to lift sanctions and stop trade wars to ensure essential supplies can reach all nations while the COVID-19 pandemic rages.
>China's President Xi Jinping agreed, with the pandemic giving weight to China's criticism of the United States' "trade war".
Bioweapon confirmed

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youtu.be/t6zhuFAoC6Y

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Congrats, America, you're #1 once more, and it only took a couple weeks.

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Are we winning now lads?

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Not enough tranny threads for you user?
Sorry that half the world is in quarantine so your degenerate proclivities can't be satisfied due to their being something new to actually talk about for once

when china takes over i gotta have a bunch of phones to disconnect so they think i'm dead

Here's the classic shilling post since /cvg/ #1.
Fuck off, Chang.

I really can't wait the moment that, in 1 month US health system and economy would have collapsed completely.
Xi will offer some help to US, medical supplies and so, but Trump will refuse them and let the internal situation become unbearable.

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>Went to bed
>Wake up
>US has surpassed China and Italy in infections

Well it was nice knowing you fellas. I hope I see you after Martial Law.

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Brazil is a time bob right now. How is Bolsonaro still president?

I wish we could have had a real no bullshit tracking of all the sars-cov-2 cases along with deaths and transmission in real time.

What, just for arguments sake, What if the nothingburgers are correct...

and this entire /cvg meme-fest has been a shill train rammed up your asses. ???

impossible, eh?

Too many vageries in the entire storyline.

Corona seems more and more like a church cult.

Watch the shills attack this post... make your own assumptions

I don't really think people would riot around here. Most wouldn't risk going outside, hell even some days before the first confirmed cases hit my state, people were already wearing masks, offering sanitizer at places, closing down restaurants for takeout, uni cancelling classes, and so on

Imagine being a grown man with facial hair and having that image on your harddrive. Embarrassing.

can't track what can't be contained. See: China

Isildur, what are you doing here?

>Source: some random twitter kike with no source either

Danarlod Brumpf is over!

It could be. Nothing is impossible.

webm for easy reposting

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Fucking chinky cunt keeps showing up thinking hes fooling us

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>riot
you expect too much from a "peaceful" country

>Cope
NYC will have another 20,000 cases by Monday.
Better expedite that hospital ship, there'll be another extra 40,000 by next Friday.
>muh 1,000 spare ventilators
Pic related.

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I'll reset the router and see what happens then.

.... I’m starting to wonder what’s going on. They are talking about morgues overflowing and hospitals being overrun... but the reality and numbers don’t reflect that. After the media picked it up and started to run with it I’ve been kind of skeptical. Hell, I prepped and believed it more when they were downplaying the whole thing, but now something feels sort of ominous.

Thank you /cvg/ for telling me to prep.
While everyone and their mothers is out fighting for the last pack of toilet paper and canned beans i have 2 months worth of supplies.
My family also thinks i'm a hero for providing at this time, really have bonded with them these past couple weeks.
Icing on the cake is the same co-workers who called me dumb when i warned them are all begging me for anything i can spare.

I love you all, and i especially love Corona-chan.

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I find a hard time believing this is a bioweapon considering EVERYONE, especially China, took a massive hit to their economy

If anything it feels like the Joker stole a bioweapon and released it to watch the world burn

Wondering now . . . what if . . this is to stop the bugahlu?
What if this is a psy-op to keep us indoors rather than revolt?

Aight. Can this happening fucking get going already?

I don't have facial hair. I am clean shaven with a buzz cut. Also what's the matter? Does she make you feel funny, user?

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So you're telling me billions of people will die?

we need new fanarts with corona-chan with america because this party will be crazy with a lot of mortality.

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Alright, guys, I've had enough.
The happenings can stop now.
We can all get off the ride.

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yeah. I meant a supernatural way of keeping track that was completely flawless. It would have been really interesting to see numbers go up like plague inc/pandemic

These threads are a little less fun as we know that their aren't enough tests and countries are hiding numbers.

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youtube.com/watch?v=NJvdhALGV_8

No more refugees!
>No more refugees!
No more refugees!
>No more refugees!
No more refugees!
>No more refugees!
No more refugees!
>No more refugees!
No more refugees!
>No more refugees!

Borders closed for refugees in GERMANY

AHGAHAHHAHAH

focus.de/gesundheit/news/coronavirus-news-mehr-als-1000-tote-in-den-usa-new-york-baut-zelte-fuer-leichen-auf_id_11576018.html

WOIIIIII

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Take care mexibro

>i cant count

Vaccine formula or gtfo

How is this killing young people? what determines how someone's body can resist it?

uh guys?

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you just completely ignored the main point again

Unless the chinks forced to admit that the 21 million cell users disappeared are also confirmed cases and deaths.

God fucking damnit I'm about ready to pay him to release the uncensored version.

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you sure you have enough phones there, buddy?

i dropped me ring, seen it? its made of gold and is very dear to me.

That can't be real.

America numba wan!
China numba Too!
Spain numba Fowa!

Its one of those Boring happenings where the only thing that happens is that everyone stays inside and is Alive.

In 2050, we're expected to have roughly 10 billion people around. If that number falls to 7.7 billion, the coronavirus will have killed 2.3 billion people within 3 decades.

user the ride is only starting

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fuggggg

#1
#1
we are #1
nah nah nah nah nah
we are #1
in your face!

put a red/white/blue flag striped biniki on the bitch.

rename her... Messonnier

there is no hope man, living in michioacan means that sooner or later narcos willl just come inside my house

Do it for the team!

>Mexico

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Yeah, and it's not just Wuhan.

china.org.cn/china/2020-03/25/content_75859020.htm

China is "boasting" about how Beijing's traffic index returned to 77% of normal last Monday, and how they expect it to eventually rise to 85% "at the end of the month".

So, what happened to the other 15%?

old news. the rise in sources for this is concerning. normie chimp out imminent.

Maybe like in France they only count the deaths in hospitals, so not all deaths are accounted ?
Or like in Germany they only count the direct deaths, so fewer deaths are accounted than any other countries ?

>Icing on the cake is the same co-workers who called me dumb when i warned them are all begging me for anything i can spare.
Hope you're armed.

WHY IS SHE SO SMUG?

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Soon the bugs will come.
Nature is being undisturbed for the first time in ages, and she's pissed.

Remember that summer when there was a lot of flies? That times a hundred.
Less pollution, things left rotting outside in trash houses and so on.

This is just the beginning guys.
We're gonna get through this.

i'm kinda fucked because there's not a lot of space in my appartment, maybe I could go once every 3 weeks if I stretch it

No, please, it's okay.
We can stop here.
It's okay.

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>What if this is a psy-op to keep us indoors rather than revolt?
Coronavirus literally doesn't exist. The media is shouting that the hospitals are overflowing but going there yourself proves the exact opposite. There's no virus.
You're letting kikes lock you up like a misbehaved dog over some fucking super disease that isn't even real.

God, this album is based.

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did you guys see the bill gates segment? rate his interview.

The nurse outfit will do.

Nah Narcos had own big houses and can thief full truck food or supers.

RATTLE ME BONES

Even the log line is going exponential.

are they panic buying party supplies and childrens toys?

Corona is a bioweapon with a high kill rate for non-asians if Chinese numbers are correct.

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That's the thing about Bill, he writes so much retarded shit that it's impossible to tell what's a shoop and what's real

BUT AMLO SAID IT WAS NOTHING

Tfw nobody considers the possibility of long-term complications , only muh low mortality in young population

just hope the police doesn't stop

youtube.com/watch?v=3-6MpojRWDk&t=90s

fully charged and can be used as flashlights or for playing plants vs zombies when the power goes out

somebody does corona-chan dancing around the world like this youtube.com/watch?v=tdi19AZvHkQ

it should be hillarious

>Hear that? He wants to get off!

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Gr8 b8 right here

how else can you pinata away chica de las muertes

This.

>panic buying pinatas and soccer balls

Mexico State People just thief Super Markets every crysis.

Share your paypal asshole, maybe we can all colaborate.

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cmon hermanos....

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Watch yourself, people are getting b& for posting this gif.

you will never be gary

These threads are starting to slow down. There must be alot of coofers now bed ridden

When burger land takes first it really take FIRST 17,000+

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>democrats blocking gibs
>normies killing themselves from a few days in quarantine
>EU shitting on each other
>Russian military helping Italy
>stocks rising after 14 million unemployment

What the fuck is going on bros...

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dead chinks

How did you get hold of my ultrasound photos?

What about the Nimloth sapling?

how does it feel that you and you loved ones will die soon and youll leave nothing of value behind and be forgotten?

Realistically, what will be the suicide:virus death ratio after this thing is done?

>We can stop here.
youtu.be/du0wD5dtvlE?t=30

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Epic move USA!

Don't die coronachan

You forgot
>Mexico wants to close its border with the US

Dumb nigger

Based, who would leave their son out in the sun sounds sad as fuck tho

If the US got infected so incredibly fast, there is no fucking way in hell China has such low case numbers, I refuse to believe it.

i think people are getting burnt out and taking breaks off from here. ive been here since early cvg and can't get enough

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lol. bone ride never ends.

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What the fucking pendejada is that?

>image 404 already
cocksucking janitors&mods

PRAISE BE TO THE LORD OUR GOD IN HEAVEN, FATHER OF CHRIST, CHRIST, AND HOLY SPIRIT

All you promoting heathenism will be cast aside just like Chris Christie and his mockery of widows and orphans, of the serial adulterer and sex criminal blasphemer Trump, who all will share the same fate alongside the trannies and purple haired fedoras. It would be funny if God made the people who hated each other spend eternity trapped with each other in Hell, but it is a godless thing to truly wish Hell on anyone. Repent, user, repent! The time is not yet too late for you to turn back! Reject kektardism and faggotry! Stop letting arsonist losers like Varg lead you astray from the shining light of Western civilization! And then as it all crumbles right after you've abandoned God, how could you even now be so blind as not to see what the real problem has been all along?
Godlessness

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oh
forgot about that, they're pretty pissed about going to work with high risk of exposure but funnily I'm seeing more patrol cars around here where I live.

The bomb has been set in USA
We are just waiting until it goes off

Idk but there's gonna be a lot of broken homes and mental issues in the next generation of mutts if this keeps up

Who cares about what happens to this world when you're dead anyway? Once you fall unconscious, it's all over.

My father still insists it's "just a flu" even with the current death rate statistics. Can't get him to stop leaving the house. Was fun while it lasted bros

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>"Canada and the United States have the longest unmilitarized border in the world," Trudeau said. "And it is very much in both of our interests for it remain that way."

did he just threaten us?

>Lookner coughed?

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When normies are shoveled propaganda they’ll spit it right back out, except they also believe it too

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SPANISH GOVERMENT GAVE THE FAKE TEST KITS TO THE MOST AFFECTED SPANISH REGION, MADRID, WITHOUT TESTING THEM FIRST
>SPANISH GOVERMENT GAVE THE FAKE TEST KITS TO THE MOST AFFECTED SPANISH REGION, MADRID, WITHOUT TESTING THEM FIRST
SPANISH GOVERMENT GAVE THE FAKE TEST KITS TO THE MOST AFFECTED SPANISH REGION, MADRID, WITHOUT TESTING THEM FIRST
>SPANISH GOVERMENT GAVE THE FAKE TEST KITS TO THE MOST AFFECTED SPANISH REGION, MADRID, WITHOUT TESTING THEM FIRST
SPANISH GOVERMENT GAVE THE FAKE TEST KITS TO THE MOST AFFECTED SPANISH REGION, MADRID, WITHOUT TESTING THEM FIRST
>SPANISH GOVERMENT GAVE THE FAKE TEST KITS TO THE MOST AFFECTED SPANISH REGION, MADRID, WITHOUT TESTING THEM FIRST
SPANISH GOVERMENT GAVE THE FAKE TEST KITS TO THE MOST AFFECTED SPANISH REGION, MADRID, WITHOUT TESTING THEM FIRST

>elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/26/5e7d1dd0fdddffe76b8b45f0.html

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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I'm thinking it will be pretty even at 1:1, personally

Please be real. What a fucking red pill for the masses

youtube.com/watch?v=R5dLU8UOrPI

Only two records left to grab for the mighty US of A

i learned everything i need already. everything is happening according to the estimates. there are no "news" left

La madre que os parió

Why lewd are forbid on pol ?

>ate noodles 5 years past their expatriation date in my chicken noodle soup
>stomach is now groaning and rolling and feels like all the noodles have become a solid lead weight in my intestine
BROS?!

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that game is so fun. playing with other cunnychads in an online lobby and racing through stupid hard workshop maps was fun

>a black trump supporter ethot
she was retarded before this

youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

I'm considerably less excited now that it's playing out like I expected. Did all my prep back in mid feb and my university is finally shutting down until May so I have plenty of free time to work on passion projects.

These are the emergency ventilators. About a 1000 of these. They unpacked them.

I'm kinda liking this Newdeau Trudeau. Hes gotten a set since his wife was caught fucking around on him and growing a beard.

Wtf I'm voting liberal now!?

The US has tested 519k people so far, so her claim is partially true.

>trust the chinese in dire times
>get chink'd
like pottery, what a clusterfuck

Spain with the power move to try and win the corona cup.

if you invade we blow up all highways and insurgencies begin
You could NEVER EVER occupy Canada

>My county is reporting zero cases even though the counties around it are reporting doubling in the cases up to 30

I'm fucked ain't I.