Stocks have recovered almost all loses

What does this even mean is the dollar ruined?

It will be above 30k before the election.

PRINT DAT MONEY!
Biggest bull trap in the history of bull traps.

brrr.money/

kek, so true

based

biz seems like a fun place

Stock market deviations based on the flu are ways to make money..Just like when a Starbucks employee writes Fuck Bernie on a cup and the stock drops for a week. It's not based on anything but fear.

larping as a DAN seems fun. I think i'll start doing that now

You people are retarded.
It's not done deflating and once this is over you are going to realize that it's never returning to anything that you will recognize.
The party is over.

BRRRRRRRRR MONAY

How would you convince real people to stop putting money on it, though?
Psychos will always print money and inject it anyway.

POORS SEEEEEEEETHING

BUY STOCKS INCELS
BUY THE FUCKING DIPS YOU FAGGOTS

DO
NOT
BET
AGAINST
BOOMERS
OR THE USA

And learn about repo and QE, you guys don’t seem to understand it very well at all.

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In money and ammo my friend

$3K gold next year??

based

Lmfao!!!!

NO NO NO DIS DEADCAT BOUNCE!!!! TOTAL COLLAPSE AND GOLD AND FREEQTS SOON!!!!!

Dead cat bounce fat

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Didn't you hear? Trump passed student loan forgiveness! Thanks Trump, he's such a great leader! Not like those fuckin commies!

it's more than a third. However, when do Jews give up?

We still might see another huge manufactured selloff on Monday because Trump grabbed a corona by the pussy and then a mob of niggers burned down every states infrastructure or some shit like that. Then the 9th district is gonna make it illegal to turn a profit and evict every business on government property.

I have a sneaking suspicion this isn't over yet but at least there's a lot of cushion and optimism at the bottom now.

What are some low cost, high risk stocks I can go all in on?

Right now, Dow futures. Lmfao

Energy sector. BP, Exxon, etc

When the stockmarket loses 10%, my investments lose 10%. When the stockmarket gains 10%, my investments gain less than 2%. How does that work?

are you retarded. We might see 30% unemployment levels soon.

You don't own your own investments. You trust (((Brokers))) with your money. Retard.

I'm honestly considering dow options that only profit if exactly what he's saying happens. Look around at this bullshit, user. You think the market gives a fuck about the 50,000 bartenders and waitresses per state that just got laid off?

All that suffering just stops getting counted in a few months, they go back to work other shit jobs, everybody with money gets all excited, and the rebound is harder than the bullshit crash ever was plus fedbux.

That will happen after the Trumpslide 2020. Then Trump builds a new government and currency.

Only shitty service jobs have been lost so far they’ll come back quickly.

>super rich
I own stocks too.

You're a fucking idiot if you aren't investing your money in some way.

This. Literally anyone can buy in to stocks. Commie fags bitch all day about workers owning production when they literally can if they buy stocks.

Then America becomes flooded with millions of child prostitutes trying to earn money so their families can eat.

Those aren't low cost, though.

Unfortunately, deflationary force of sudden full stop of economy STRONK
One path of many.

This. Stocks didn't recover, there is still an immense amount of volatility these days. Expect swings of 10%+ until things calm down. We're not out of the bear market. Not to mention the rise of Acorn/Stash/Wealthfront/RoboTraders that have seen ignorants faggots just pump money into things they know nothing about.

Stock market is broken. It has NOTHING to do with fundamentals and everything to do with psychology and insider trading. Do NOT expect this volatility to go away until AFTER things have calmed down.

Stocks are just speculative at this point. Nothing more.

I think the bottom-line support is 18,000. If this breaks, then 15,000. No way we're going below 15,000 unless this is a huge, huge, huge, pandemic. Millions dead.

Uhhhh yes, based department?

oh my god... THAT'S GONNA BE AWESOME

How many child brides can I buy with the money off of my stock shorts?

Trust the plan, people. Q predicted this.

I fucking hope it breaks through 18. If it doesn't i, like, won't even respect the Rothschilds.

They’re risk assets and are always speculative. People have been saying all of that for a century. And psychology has everything to do with the economy, it’s not just how many people are going to die from illness.

You cant just say that when the market doesnt do what you want it to

I am going to explain it to you like youre 12.
Banks use to have a fractional reserve rate of 1%, meaning when you give the bank $100 they would have to keep $1 of it on hand and can lend out the other $99 with interest.
Now the banks can lend out $100 out of your $100.

at least post the updated one

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Lmfao. He can and does and has been for years. Loooool.

The issue is that people are acting like 30% of the U.S economy has been destroyed. This is all short-term speculative trading. The fundamentals of the U.S economy have not yet been destroyed. Unless there are literally hundreds of thoudsands dead, than the fundamentals of of the real economy haven't changed. Everything right now is short-run speculation and nothing more. Nothing in the long-run has changed.

I just wanted it to collapse

>tfw put $35k into my SEP-IRA on Monday

feels good man

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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oh child

it will

Don’t know what fractional cracking malarkey means jack, but I know that man who you know is in that White House needs to be out of it
Why why why why why
Why? Well I’ll tell you why you lying two faced pony soldier. We need him out cause he doesn’t represent miss Jenkins at the post office working her night shift to watch the neighborhood for young negroes on the loose. That’s the kind of thinking what America is about, and what I’m about

The only shortage is toilet paper and wetwipes and the fucking retards are acting like it's mad Max. Let it crash to fucking 12k over nothing. Lmao

Probably. We still don't know the real impact of the oil price war, the Chinese supply shock, the unemployment rates, the stimulus effects, the extent/duration of the pandemic, etc.

I'm going to buy, but def not yet.

I really hope hes the same fag who was freaking out back when there was the shakeup in the pacific markets back in 2015

See Exactly. It's not like the U.S is NOT going to recover. That's what I don't fucking get. Are people REALLY expecting a complete 30% destruction of U.S economic capacity? If you're willing to wait at most a few years for the U.S to 'recover' than let the stock market collapse to fucking 10,000. I'll keep plowing money in for the next years while it recovers. I don't have enough time to do day trading, but fucking Hell... I'll be joyous if I can invest at rock bottom lows for a few years and let that shit grow over time. Long-Term cost-averaging investing FTW!

Kick the can down the road