STOCKS SKYROCKET UP THREE DAYS IN A ROW, UP 20 PERCENT, PANIC FAGS BTFO

yep and I made out. also bought up a shit load of travel industry stocks and holding on to them. theyll be back strong. even though its rising fast its a perfect time to buy.

And I’m now a millionaire. Have a nice quarantine, wage cucks!

I keep hearing this, but you make more money with options fuck the stock market buddy made 1200% gain with puts and calls. Besides the normies here don't have the cash to buy the dip, thats the problem.

>PANIC FAGS BTFO
More liek hodlfags BTFO
Here's hoping it dips again before I buy back in, otherwise I missed the boat.

>stores closed
>production halted
>planes grounded
>millions suddenly unemployed, can't pay their rent
>all while a disease is spreading exponentially with no signs of slowing
>huge market drop, only partially compensated by ungodly amounts of virtual money
yeah, what an economy. I'm sure this isn't a bubble.

>I don't understand how the stock market works.

Brrr.money

why are options more attractive? Don't 75% of them expire without being exercised?

I'd imagine the premiums are insane rn

>unlimited stock buying program
>insane amount of unemployed people
>basic supplies running low
>extrem levels of volatility
>banks restricting cash withdrawal
I think this is entirely artificial and things will blow up badly. It’s getting ever more apparent that stock markets have no connection to reality. I predict cash losing buying power. Gold will be artificially keep low like other metals. You just won’t be able to buy certain stuff. Precious things will only be changed for other precious things.

This.

At some point the price is more valuable compared to the time. Especially if you can either predict market sentiment, act on information, or at worst corral a bunch sheep like what OP tries to do. Some even act like insurance.

Can we ban pretend krauts from the board?

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It‘s run by our Japanese allies. You will have to listen to the truth for some time redditor.

Yas Forums has always been a pro CAPITALIST board you neetsoc retard. Stop having fantasies about a white ethnostate and realize that the white ethnostate already exists for whites and jews in America. You have to be successful and the only way to be truly successful is to invest in the American market. Reap the benefits our free market economy and reject whatever notions you have about killing jews and blacks so you can form some retarded fantasy world where only whites exist

It’s insanity. All fake.
We really just need to let it implode and start over. With some new rules.

We are currently at „it‘s a nothing burger“ meaning return to normal.

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>Free market
>Corporations require massive tax-payer funded bailouts to stay afloat
This better be bait

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dilate

There is no reason this stonk should gain.
People should be exiting asap bc something big is going to happen.

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>pro CAPITALIST
Soros portfolio is also the only thing that matters to me.
>realize that the ethnostate already exists for Jews in America
>You have to be successful and the only way to be truly successful is to invest in the American market.
Hello fellow white man.
>fantasy world
This describes your Weltanschauung pretty accurately.

Retard. It's a Dead Bull Bear Bounce Trap Cat. You've never invested, you wouldn't get it.

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This lmao

It was made 2 days ago, weird how it’s going up now, I wonder WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Bull trap not dead cat bounce, there is a difference, dead cat bounce is when markets randomly go up for a day or two while they’re crashing, bull trap is what we’re in right now

Do not enter this bull trap
This thing hasn't aired out just yet.

God it's going to be soooo bad

>entire economy and industry of America is shut down
>trump administration just printed half a years worth of gasp to artificially inflate markets
>we’re far from the peak of the virus
>American stock market is a giant bubble

Bro it’s clearly nothing, time to buy

Worth of gdp*

I did too... with 10% of my budget for buying this shit.
See you when the bull trap is over.

Brah, we are about to enter a global depression

The markets power comes from the perception of its power. People are getting their money and we can keep printing money indefinitely. Idk how things are in sideways Netherlands but here in america things are fine.

>free market
>WTF YOU CANT HOARD MEDICAL SUPPLIES TO RESELL WE WILL INVADE YOUR HOME

ok bootlicker

Jobless is at least 20% if not more and increasing, fine... yea but for how long Nogs are already breaking curfew and utilities are thrown at max.

Let's see what happens in two weeks

what does it tell you when our market can't even maintain a sideways putter despite the Fed's desperate attempts to resuscitate it?

"Nothing wrong with the fundamentals," they told the goy.

Move out of the ghetto I guess? In white land I work from home, hike some of the trails near me, and pay my bills. Basically the only factor in my life that has changed is now I can roll out of bed 10 minutes before my shift starts and I'm spending less money because all the bars are closed.

>bruh look at this dood

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Last time I checked when green line goes up it is equal or greater than sideways grey line

Ayy still a net positive

chinks already bought out your companies for free.
but now you happy for them

Sad thing is its smalltown America. I would have to go rural to no jobs. Might happen if they let go all the work at home office personnel that I am sure they planned to anyway.

This. It's actually pretty pathetic for white people to fail in capitalism

Just get in ground level at a call center. The corporate environment is ever expanding and after a year tops you can post out. You just have to have a modicum of drive to push past the people content in their cubicle. Dont fall into the doomed trap

Nigga our call center is in Pajeetville. I would rather go digital nomad than full corporate.

True a good white man should at least be able to fiancé 1/4 tribes man, two melanin enriched gentle gigants and somebody truly native. I bet he can afford that, if he just chooses to not have any offspring.

i just put 10k in the market today. should i put more? i have 30k more in savings.

>I didn't buy the dip

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>over 2 million Americans file for unemployment in one week
>stock market shoots up
This really should tell people something.

>We can just keep printing money bro, it's fine
This kinda shit is exactly why I fucking hate keynesian economics. Things will not be fine. Shits going to get worse, because you can't have infinite debt or endless printed money forever. They're going to make this shit so bad, so inflated, the fed will end up going to straight up mass quantitative easing to try and compensate and start buying up every americans property for clown money that's functionally worthless.

>kikes and chinks short-selling then re-buying stocks
>monopolising the planet under the wagecuck's blind watch

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Its all fake

>shills 1 day graph not one month graph
>corona isn't gone its getting worst
>money printer brrrrrrrrrrrr

Haha its all fine goy!

No it hasn't you low iq r*ddit refugee faggot. This board has always been natsoc.
Obvious kike.

epidemiologists realized their original covid model was completely wrong and the hospitalization rate is much, much lower than expected due to an overwhelming majority of infections being completely asymptomatic. this means americans are going back to work, shit will be opening up and it'll be back to normal.

>dilate
/ptg/ retard comfirmed.

It only took trillions of printed money, what a deal! Wait for job numbers and earnings, it will tank again.