/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2589

B-BUT MUH EXPONENTIALS
MUH BILLIONS OF ITALIANS DEAD

>GO BACK TO WORK WAGIES
>EVEN IF IT COST YOUR LIFE
-Trumpanomics

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monkey panic brain stop work

on day 10 of incubation, it's getting a little spooky dudes.

Got shortness of breath and chest pressure at day 3 but was gone by day 6 now at day 10 slightly got a itchy cough but it's also extremely fucking dry in my house so allergies are a thing too.

Havent you paid attention to any of those reports about those attacks on asians, it's always a mob of """TEENS""" doing it

Best post along with
>4 days? 5 days?

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Reminder that surgical masks do nothing, but respirators help

youtube.com/watch?v=aYEPLuumjY8

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The media telling the masses what to think

Green arrow go up, this make me richer even though I don't any stocks. MAGA!

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When America falls, his ugly face is going to be all over the history books

Imagine being a grown man with facial hair and having that picture on your harddrive. Embarrassing.

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Fuck you faggot chink.

Go eat some dogs and rape your anime pillows in your smog infected rice-eating shit hole.

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sounds pretty based and redpilled

>was

still is

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From the last thread, I was the one that got 250400000. Stop cooming guys! Strengthen your immune system!

Hear hear!

>*ting ting*

A TOAST! TO MY FELLOW COOMERS!

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Imagine being a normal and on Yas Forums

German healthcare system is right. US is wrong

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Going on the trading tab on YouTube to see what they had for the Coronavirus was a huge mistake. Fuck I hate normies so much

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it's funny how you ShareBlue shills think you can still control the narrative here. /Pol will always support Trump. go back to r/politics.

stay alive user

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>no bunker gf/sister to fuck
>stuck in quarantine
Should I just bust a nut to Corona-Chan? Which strain though?

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Why are boomers going all Nothingburger

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I prefer shotas (im not gay)

Logfags help, am I reading this correctly?

Are we really going to hit one million in a week?

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>37.2°C
>coof but throat not overly sore
>went grocery shopping yesterday and bought comfy carrot cake i like, couldn't even finish one slice, tastes like nothing
More worrisomely tho
>various typs of chest pain, dull and constant and occasionally short and sharp
>Everything aches, even my fingertips
How you holding up, Yas Forums?

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Corona virus actually makes you "stronger". It's pure energy and as you know we all are electric beings. It's like supercharging you. Now, you can't be exposed to it too much because your body cannot hold that much energy without you getting sick.
It was engineered to enhance humans, they thought they could control it but they lost control. Now they're telling you to stay inside so you don't get it because you would actually a greater threat to the establishment. I've heard people can resist fire for longer time, and hold their breath longer. I believe your odds of surviving gun shots are a lot bigger.

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To be fair I’m Japanese and hating China is isn’t racist

Is Britain's death rate higher then any other country over 10,000 cases?
I'm not a maths guy, but it looks like we're gonna be the dark horse in this race if things keep up.

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>/pol
Nani the fuck?

Kek has spoken
No fapping until this whole thing is over

do you prefer shotas or do you want to be a shota?

We're already halfway there.

How many hours ago did we hit 500k? Because we are getting close to 540k by now

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Behold! The first meeting of the Japanese Coronavirus Task Force.

It's cool, everybody, we've got this under control.

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maybe it's better not knowing
this is going to be bad
crying.jpg

>"It's not their fault"
>"We're gonna take care of our people"

Man if Americans get universal healthcare and UBI because of Corona-chan it might be the best thing to ever happen in the US.

What happen with China numbers? They just stop testing?

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/

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>/Pol
You should go with him

>Corona-chan has visited the house next to where I live.
Well, this is it, friends.
It's been fun.

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Reminder that coomers will not be spared by this plague:

Start taking long showers, shaving your beard and trimming your hair daily

Go for runs and do calisthenics

Stock up on spinach and stop wasting vital nutrients and brain receptors on coomin yourself to death

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5 days

That's where I pulled that graph from lulz

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kamZlRikarU&feature=youtu.be&t=217

when the NY EMT is asked have you seen a "viral pandemic", EMT laughs(pic related), when the EMT is asked "have you seen a glut of coronavirus" the EMT just shakes his head saying no.

also according to some hospital employee she has not seen a surge of coronavirus patients, the youtuber is then escorted away by police

went to local hospital, literally no lines nothing but empy tent,
video anons in Spain travel to many empty hospitals youtube.com/watch?v=WVTBabRLJ-U

video: empty hospital in italy, youtube.com/watch?v=VU-79l52oDo

and in lockdown USA no pandemic at hospital

youtube.com/watch?v=N94T_nKMKM4

from USA, he visits again today finds that hospital has no extra patients etc.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y9hVrg6zXVc

there is no surge of sickness, no surge in yearly death count, world wide or in any country, this pandemic is based on asymptomatic cases testing positive on a meaningless test

China has no new cases because the changed the test, now the test is designed to not detect anything , thus phasing out the hoax.

cnn.com/2020/02/21/health/coronavirus-reported-cases-covid-19-change-intl/index.html

the World Health Organization (WHO) reacted to the change in their Friday situation report, noting: "Some previously reported 'clinically diagnosed' cases are thus expected to be discarded over the coming days as laboratory testing is conducted and some are found to be Covid-19-negative

towards the end of the hoax Wuhan residents called out the virushoax as being "fake fake fake" reported even on China national news
youtube.com/watch?v=Yo81j6o97Z4

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Worse, you're a gay pedophile.

Anime is garbage made for manchildren, cartoons are just shitty scribbles that move to entertain kids lol fags

>Deathrate now 16%

>Go for runs
I can't

>the Japanese Coronavirus Task Force.

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Who's your favourite virus of all time?

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Now compare the number of deaths to recovered. In shartland more have died than recovered so far. Total infections doesn't fucking matter when calculating the mortality rate.

What if he doesn't have facial hair? What then?

why not a video conference?

>Only one lady in the whole room wearing a mask
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hate canada even in a pandemic world
sad

Are you a weeb who teach English?

>don't hoard don't buy too much food
>also "lol shit grocery store and pharmacy workers are infected oops"
thanks Drs

Duh retard

I don't think that's how that works user

>mfw still healthy
corona chan cant diddle these lungs

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Of course they do. If it has a seal and is at least ffp2 rated that it will help.

T. currently have about 50 ffp2 seal masks, a sundstrom respirator with 5 ffp3 rated filters and a polish mp5 gas mask with 6 more rd40 filters

>/Pol will always support Trump. go back to r/politics.
Fuck off boomer
The sooner the (((Orange man))) is nothing but a memory the better

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I don't think it's anywhere near as "bad" as it should be, I think it's mostly butthurt Asians sharing the same ''reports'' and then pussies trying to show how "caring" and "accepting" they are by offering sympathy and shit for the pooooorrr little Asians

Semi-difficult mode

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I've been home all week, was planning to stay at home.

Now work dropped some bullshit on me and I may have to go into work.

Do I quit? I don't feel like risking my life for paperwork.

Yas Forums ended his friendship with dorunando trump time ago lad.

I keep like him thou.

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Same but without the fever. I’m tired as fuck too. If I die someone anyone please cap a Fucking chink for me.

>china virus
so this is what triggers WW3?

preventblindness.org/blue-light-and-your-eyes

addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/darkreader/
justgetflux.com/

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*cough*

He's better than the alternatives.

Thread theme:
soundcloud.com/kryptodigital/end-of-penis-music

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Why is there 2 of the same person?

ew you're a pedophile gross

nothing burger

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lol
we are the only country testing seriously. Theres no way the rest of the world doesnt have the same numbers as us.....its complete bull chinas past numbers too.

>America shot up to the top in a couple days
>Still majority of Americans think its a nothingburger flu
This more than anything made me realize how fucking retarded Americans are

We'll never reach 1st place worldwide

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why are hospitals below census nationwide? The same reason that the mortality rate and total deaths have not spiked worldwide or in any country this year.
the sudden amount of hospitals which are below avg census nationwide exposes the pandemic as a hoax

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>more have died than recovered so far
that's because it takes more time to recover compared to an 80 yr old with other diseases dying in a few days from the virus. are you a retard?

>we're gonna hit 20,000 new cases today alone

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RIP in Peace.
Someone at my wife's place of work came into contact with a confirmed positive case while someone in the staff at the nursing home my sister works in tested positive.
I'm getting murdered by seasonal allergies. Otherwise fine.

O Type master race report in NOW

We are the majority. Get normal or get out

Because we’re a country that still regularly uses fax machines and until very recently pagers.

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Smallpox I imagine must've been terrifying

pedophilia is gross
get a life outside of jerking it to lolis and shotas you fags

WW3 has already started and the west is losing it badly.

sure thing limey.

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>this is normalfag's greatest concern
Uh oh

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well, revelation says after the plague, war will come.

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Muslim Mayor

do you live with family?

if so don't. imagine the guilt.

why all the empty hospitals that are below thier normal census? To concentrate the normal population of sick people to make a couple hospitals look crowded for the hoax, this is why so many hospitals are empty now

youtube.com/watch?v=JSyAo6y_Tt8

H1N1 had 565,000deaths/12months=47000 deaths per month lasted for one year.

coronahoax has 11000deaths/2months=3700deaths per month,

so why no school closings in 2009? because the internet is more censored after sandy hook and other mass casualty hoaxes, in 2009 they would have been exposed by the once vibrant truth community which had exposed 911.

cdc.gov flu pandemic-resources 2009-h1n1-pandemic

youtube.com/watch?v=WkyATw1lYLo&feature=youtu.be&t=705

News Benders a program about fake news, expose media hoax scare tactics

archive.org/details/newsbenders

"we'd like you to help plan the news for 1973"
In Event201 in 2019, they planned the news for2020, the coronavirus scare. Recall that AIDS was a hoax, HIV antibodies dont mean your actually sick and the AIDS medicine is what gives you immune deficiency

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lockdown&curfew are working!!

An unironic reddit millionaire (stonks) hasn't been heard from in a over a week after reporting that he might be sick kek

yes. because unlike everyone else we are actually testing. The world whined and mocked us for not taking it seriously yet we are preforming so many tests and taking it completly serious...its a joke.

Stop making excuses. Just do it.

are you the loli police?

wow
500,000 infected
(0.0067% of world population)

But you managed to stay healthy...

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it takes forever for the virus to completely leave your system, and multiple tests to ensure you are now negative. this takes literally weeks

never you stupid bitch

Where’s the new tits gif?

>we are the only country testing seriously.
Y-you're joking right user?

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Based

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Coming from you

You're right user it's all a hoax. Just go outside you'll be fine.

>went to grocery while sick
OH NO

500000 at the minimum

yea say the same thing to northern Italians

>TONIGHT LOOKNER MELTDOWN
NPC EDITION

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You can do it much better for sure

Why the fuck do we have a straight line? Is our government actually competent?

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Anyone else think this post is surreal in how it was genuine post with 1000 to half a million said in jest?

Well now I'm just confused. My mind is telling me this is a woman jerking someone off. But I know enough to know that is a tranny or shemale or whatever. I mean, still got a slight blood rush to my weiner, but yeah. I think I'm gay now.

youtu.be/1OpNEowiTpM

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fucking speedrunners

(as in don't go to work)

Some japs are based.
this.kiji.is/615579099537261665?c=110564226228225532

Reminder

Nutrients in 30g (1 ounce) of spinach

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I mean war with China is literally the only pathway out of the >50% unemployment that is coming.

sad
how can we fight back and when?
when is drumpf going to do something about china?

It's literally illegal

Fuck right off faggot. In Asian countries white people arent even allowed to enter many local businesses and establishments. Never mind being allowed to take jobs from the locals, purchase property, run for public office or even obtain residency, nevermind citizenship, in addition to many other things. If you dont like white people then fuck off to where you came from, China, Korea, Japan or otherwise, pisskin.

when looting happens will you join the looters or stay at home? Remember having a gas mask and PPE will anger other looters

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>Anti-Semitism
It's funny how you lefty shills think acting like Neo Nazis is effective in order to shill against Trump. Go back to your discord

and the toilet paper pasta
and the sisterfucker compilation
and brrrrposting

this happening is pretty funny honestly

Well, just play vidya and stop cooming. Eat fruits.

CUNNRONA

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Normie Faggot.

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No it won't end humanity, but we might not be so lucky next time. The best way to prevent the next pandemic is true free speech. With free speech none of this would have never got off the ground. The world has still been brought to its knees and brought to its knees by a lack of true free speech in China. Its not just China, Britain has severe issuse with free speech, if the whole world is not forced to have true free speech then any country could be the source of the next pandemic.

lolifags belong in bodybags

>no Gary
>No sven
>No agriebro
>No writeanon
>No sisterfister
I feel empty

Didn't feel sick yesterday fren except having no appetite
Started feeling really bad maybe 4-5 hrs ago
I'm not in a high risk group so they won't test me unless i start dying

LARP post

We're gonna make it bro.

Don't you guys update way earlier than the USA? Tomorrow's report could leave you in 1st place for a couple of hours

you realize you made a lot of people in that grocery store sick user? grandmas mothers etc

rate my prep

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I always wonder what someone has to experience in life to get to this point

>/pol
No we don't you fucking reddit faggot go back there

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testing is pointless now. it's too fucking late. you are just wasting test kits. everyone needs to assume they are infected and act accordingly.

Anyone see that shit about the couple from NY that had a social distancing date? What are the odds she has a cuck boyfriend in her apartment at the same time?

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thats pretty gud

what's in the game boy?

I wish I could tell you something useful. It looks like the politicians in the west have already quietly surrendered. (And switched sides against their own respective peoples.)

Will this work?

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You just know infected faggots are going to supermarkets all over the world because ‘I’m fine lol just a sore throat’

indians fed up with quarantine enforcers
youtube.com/watch?v=OUeVJgJOffU&feature=youtu.be&t=322

heh is that real.

I don't why no one has linked to this before but New York released a sex guideline for corona.
www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf
>www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf
>You are your safest sex partner
New york gotta coom I guess

are you steve1989

Nothing i can do about it
No testing unless you've been in contact with a confirmed case or traveled to a hot spot

HOLY

Brasil will take first place soon

I'm watching this and USA you are just fucking dying
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=youtu.be

is she american?

The whole point of grabbing 6 weeks of food is to avoid the looters. They will be infected.

>It's cool, everybody, we've got this under control.
you're like a month too late.

Japan purposely hid the infection rate by refusing to test people because they thought that Olympics were gonna go on schedule.
Now that Olympics has been delayed, they started testing.

Japan is gonna be fucked hard by Corona-chan.

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Either extreme sexual deviant or Russian mafia victim.

>we might reach more infected than there are posts on this board

youtu.be/zOhCqKhicAQ

tink tink tink,
now a word from our sponsor today,Thomas Paine
"we wouldn't need to surrender our rights if the pandemic was real, since we would see sick and dying everywhere and our fear of sickness would enforce a quarantine even as the pandemic first spreads, without needing to surrender our natural rights, only a fake pandemic requires surrender of our rights

no philospher of ancient greece (Plato, Socrates etc.) which lived though the Athenian Plague, ever wished to suspend natural law, or the basic freedoms of its citizens over the threat of the ancient plague,
If there really was a pandemic you wouldn't need the lockdown, since people would see sick and dying everywhere, and voluntarily not leave thier house, no violation of rights is necessary for keeping one from jumping from great hieghts etc. because it is real it enforces itself, so there need be no law banning our movements during pandemics since real pandemic enforce thier own laws by the power of thier deadly nature

The only pandemic that needs suspending of liberties is a fake pandemic, these are pandemics of testing positive as asymptomatic carriers, which is no power of nature

therefore thier lockdown defies natural law and common sense, is not useful for any situation forseeable, and is a form of economic war on our country,
the emperor has no clothes: the shelves are full of products, the hospitals are empty

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>work at auto shop
>mechanic out sick all week
>yesterday was payday
>his wife comes in today to pick up his check
>pale as fuck, coofing everywhere
>oh I've had this for three weeks, I gave him what he's got
>it's nothing, just a bad flu, in March
>fucking disease ridden boomer MIGAtards have probably infected me and by extension my family

Let’s get this out on a tray

We won, bitches!

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It's a cartel vid

absolute garbage food, you can barely call it food
You're immune system is going to be so compromised from vitamin and nutrient deficiencies you'll be dead in 2 days once you get the Bill Gates Flu.

pretty mauch only drinking water and cellphones
wtf

srsly its just wasting money. You will never ever eat/drink all this

>Communist flag
LOL you don't even try hiding the fact that you're a shill. It's 2020 get with the times no one uses just 1 website anymore everyone uses Reddit, Twitter, etc. It's funny how our community at The_Donald makes you shills so butthurt.

F

Fuck, I'm sorry user. You can make it through this.

Tomorrow night I plan to leave house to buy grocery, for the first time in 8 days.
I have grains and shit, but I would like to buy fruits and milk.
I have FFP2 mask and I plan to go past midnight.
Do I go or do I stay, frens?
I don't trust our official numbers in Russia.

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You're right user, it's all fake, just go outside.

arr rook same

Unitil sourth American. Fuck niggers

Forgot this part
>The next safest partner is someone you live with.
New York says, Sex with sister very OK

what the weights for?

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shrek 2 game boy advance video

not larping, mother caught it and developed all symptoms 10 days ago and i've been in self isolation in my own home ever since

>surgical masks do nothing
They protect others from you, not yourselves from others.
Cops need the gas masks from the riot control units or the helmets from the bike units (better than a surgical mask).
Better : only bike units for fast intervention.

Did you call your healthcare provider?

Better to go now than to wait

>China caused it
>China lied about it
>Chinese abroad bought up everything and shipped it to China
>WHY U HATE CHINESE

not looting food looting nice things like electronics clothing etc luxury items

Yes literally

Sisterfister is an ally character on the Fairbanks server. World of Warcraft

Based boomer

Nope everything is fine, according to the government! Schools are reopening, as are amusement parks, and the cherry blossoms are in full bloom.

In all seriousness, we're fucked.

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Whomever thinks the US is actually testing is full of shit. My roommate was denied even though he was coughing up blood. What the fuck is up with that? He's been taken in an ambulance now cause he couldn't breathe.

Next update is in around 17 hours.
America likes to update its numbers whenever a state reports them, we're never going to make it

Are you niggers prepared for endposting?

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>tfw just 3rd place. fuck ecuador I supposed to be the second.

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How long until the US is able to produce enough facemasks for every man woman and child and ends the meme they don't work?

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if thats the case then they need to test for antibodies and let those with them go to work. Only issue is what type of coronachan is spreading rn. Guessing my the deathrate the old s version.

Why do you have a random nigger pointing saved? You got that from Twitter i bet. Fuck off normie.

For redundancy, if one of them suddenly fails

home. looting will only happen in metropolitan areas.

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Last song was a banger

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It’s like that all over the world burger bro

My friend was gasping for air and they said no testing because he hadnt been to Wuhan recently

I love Tucker Carlson when he isn't being a mouthpiece for the Fox agenda. It makes me think of what journalism should look like.

Only 0.01% of people are both gay and retarded, and yet here you are.

im in the same situation, except
>nothing works past 5pm
>massive assloads of people in grocery stores

Why are Japanese schools open at this time, English gaijin? Even other East Asian countries have closed.
What's Abe's endgame?

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No one here uses mask, eye protection, gloves or anything and we have over thousand cases in 1 week with little testing

ok guys so I have lease for new apartment. Say I get sick before April 1 do you think I can still move or will the cops gulag me? I'd rather die in my new home etc desu

No, I don't have any endposting gifs, please share

thought it too mate

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And how is your mum feeling now user? At least your symptoms appear to be improving somewhat, I hope you and your mother recover fully soon.

That is EXACTLY how it works.

>Nigger spotted

Why the fuck did I not know this exist.

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How much MDMA would constitute decent protection against the virus? Four grams? Five grams?

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IT'S OGRE THIS BEAR MARKET IS FINISHED

DOW AND NASDAQ WITH HUGE 3 DAY INCREASES

We have a corona hotline here
They tell you to ride it out unless it gets ngmi bad then call in an emergency and they wil pick you up in hazmat gear

I think I saw that room in shin godzilla

>restricting yourself
cope more

Probably getting rid of all the old people so the country won't be so crowded, property won't be so expensive and younger sheltered retards will have a spirit of rebuilding the country instilled in them.

This pandemonium is hilarious. Meanwhile I know this is nothing and I just enjoy the empty streets and nice spring weather.