Teach me to read the Bible, Yas Forums. Can I trust those boomers on YouTube? Give me the maximum dosage...

Teach me to read the Bible, Yas Forums. Can I trust those boomers on YouTube? Give me the maximum dosage. I already believe in a higher being. Isaac Newton considered theology the most important work in his life.

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Anyone who believes the word of God Is on a piece of paper is evil.

Why is that?

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Only evil people would be narcissistic enough to believe that they’re reading the word of God.

But you have a direct line to the Lord Himself?

flip to a random page, pick a random line, read it out loud, see if it doesn't resonate

>Teach me to read the Bible
Don't. It's Jewish trash
>there are twin brothers
>one is a strong hunter
>other is a scheming ratboi
>ratboi steals from his superior brother
>conspires with his mother to steal everything from his brother
>objectively superior twin sets off on his own to make his own fortune
>constantly harassed by his sniveling little brother
Which of these characters you think is the hero determines whether you should read the Jew book.

Almost any ancient philosophy/writing resonates because the world functioned in accordance to natural law and people wrote down those observations.

Would a parent want their kid to love or hate them? Would a parent want their kid to love or hate their siblings?
The parent would likely want two things, for the kid to love them, and to love one another.

Now think about Jesus' two greatest commands, that's alos found in the Old Testmanet.

Love God, love one another.

Regarding heaven and hell.

Do you think people in heaven would love or hate God?

Do you think in heaven, people would love or hate each other?

If people hated God and hated each other in heaven, would it be heaven?

So would God allow people who hated him, and hate each other into heaven?