>LATEST CASES 23:07: 75 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan. 23:02: 409 new cases and 6 new deaths in Washington state, United States. 23:01: 68 new cases in Texas, United States. 22:49: 1,439 new cases and 211 new deaths in Spain. 22:20: 65 new cases and 15 new deaths in Texas, United States. 22:16: 176 new cases and 2 new deaths in California, United States.
A nothing burger. Take your medicines, schizos. Stop making these threads.
Ayden Thomas
>UPDATE ON GERMANY 26.03.
>5888 NEW INFECTIONS: >43211 TOTAL INFECTIONS +15,78% >56 NEW DEATHS: >262 TOTAL DEATHS last update: 26.03. 23:00 GMT source: Berliner Morgenpost
>FATALITIES: >probable average mortality: 2,69% >average age of fatalities ~80 >youngest fatality: Berlin, man, 42, no more info >detailed report on first 160 fatalities: pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E
>26.03. 47 IC patients from Italy to be admitted in hospitals in various german states. Other german states already treat some IC patients from Italy and France. BOSCH: Fast test developed: result in 2,5h, available in April. Corona app could use voluntary data from infected, to better track contact chains. Baden-Württemberg: Some healthministries give data on infected to police. Aachen: Man files lawsuit against contact ban. President of federal doctor association reccomends wearing of masks. Federal minister of health: "Silence before the storm.", "No one can predict what will happen in the following weeks." 7 infected on german cruise liner. German hospitals: Networking to nationally share patient data to be started.
Italy: 101 year old released as recovered in Rimini. Italy: Scientists research the possibility, weather corona broke out in 2019 already. France: 16 year old girl dies. UK: Dyson to build 10000 ventilators for UK.
>1. containment Use contact tracing, testing and isolation of infected, to interrupt contact chains. German authorities were unable to interrupt the spread in the epicenter Heinsberg and failed to prevent the emergence of new clusters all over Germany.
>2. protection Ban visitors to hospitals and nursing homes to prevent spread to riskgroups. German authorities could not prevent the infection of riskgroups, as evident in the deaths in nursing homes and in the infections, that occured in hospitals. Overall, older agegroups have been infected way less, so partial success can be assumed.
>3. mitigation Keep critical cases within capacity of the health care system. Given the initial situation of the german health care system, this should be the easiest goal and german authorities did succeed for now.
>CONCLUSION On 13.03., german authorities had to concede, that containment had failed and slowing of the spread, to "flatten the curve" was now the only viable option. Allthough the average daily growth of new cases was reduced by ~10% since then, there is no continuous decrease in daily growth and will probably not occur until 28.03.. German authorities are buying and ordering production of ventilators to double IC capacity, acquiring medical supplies and preparing COVID-19 clinics.
On 25.03., 1000 IC patients have been reportet. Since a delay from infection to IC admission of aproximately 1 week was observed, up to 2000 more current cases will need IC in up to 1 week. The increase of IC cases will continue well into April and maybe even beyond. Only time will tell, weather measures taken will suffice and proper care for every case can really be provided.
>A woman purposely coughed on $35,000 worth of food at a Pennsylvania grocery store, police said. She likely faces criminal charges for coughing, one of the primary ways the novel coronavirus spreads.
We're not safe until they're dead they'll come coofing through the night Set to sacrifice our healthy to their greedy bugman blight they'll wreak havoc on our countries if we let them wander free So it's time to take some action, boys It's time to post with me
Through the rice, through the mudfields Through dead Wuhan and free Hong Kong It's no nightmare, it's reality tonight Say a prayer, then we're there At the heart of China's darkness And there's something truly terrible inside It's Pooh Bear; he's got slaves, dull soulless ones China Ops, make whites coof, for a fee Watch them lie; people died And we're now stuck inside all our beds all our beds Kill the Chinks
Eat your deenz, Load your PC Sit your ass down and get /comfy/ We're gonna be shitposting here all day Called it flu? Called it nothing? Those faggots are now blown out half a million and growing more potent every day There's disease running wild, there's no question And this thing is more cancerous than Yas Forums Sally forth! Tally-ho! Better nut up and let's go There's a new strain of her oh no!
We don't like all these chink shills desu we're all quite seething making 5 cents per dumb Chang post like a thief Bring your masks, bring your beans Save your waifus and your dreams We'll all end the Chinese and their schemes We'll kill the Chinks
Prepped in Jan, TP's high We are fully stocked for battle Unafraid though our market share's decreased Raise /pol's/ flag, our masks on Here we come, the planet strong And the world's countries can't be wrong Let's kill the Chinks Kill the Chinks, kill the Chinks KILL THE CHINKS
Ironically i've fapped less while in lockdown rather than when i was allowed to go outside
I've enjoyed watching the world burn, i've enjoyed my time off my shitty work and i wish it continues, i didn't even browse Yas Forums before and this is the most fun i've had in a while
MAN PLANNING TO BOMB MISSOURI HOSPITAL KILLED BY THE FBI.
>The suspect, identified by authorities as Timothy R Wilson, had been under surveillance for months, which revealed him to be a "potentially violent extremist" who had expressed racial and religious hatred, the FBI said in a statement.
>Wilson had previously considered attacking a school with a large number of black students, a mosque and a synagogue, according to the FBI.
BREAKING NEWS >ASIAN DUST CLODS ARE SOON COMING OVER US BREAKING NEWS >ASIAN DUST CLODS ARE SOON COMING OVER US BREAKING NEWS >ASIAN DUST CLODS ARE SOON COMING OVER US ziuadevest.ro/nor-urias-de-praf-peste-romania-in-urmatoarele-doua-zile/ Prease mister Xi, president sir. I shill for you everyday and I do it for free. Don't do this to us, we don't even exist on the fucking map. Prease
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 19,000 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire WORLD. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being backtraced right now so you better prepare to the wheeze, maggot. The wheeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anything, and I can kill you in under seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extend to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddman idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Just checked my bank statements and I got my IRS refund direct deposited last year. Haven't filed yet this year. So I'm good, right? And did the bill finally pass? I'm set to receive $1,200 in my checking account, right?
The day they reported 14k cases with the previous being 4k and the next being 5k.
Blake Gutierrez
lol are you serious?
Ayden Sanchez
Sänks!
When will it be appropriate to wear a full biohazard suit in Germany? and why do we only 6k new cases?
Logan Jackson
>Well you see there used to be a system called "the west" that was broken, and it took a small pandemic to cause it all to topple over. >Everyone that was a part of it, knew it was broken, they wanted it to work, but the more you tried to make it work, the more things were broken, all of your effort was wasted, or filling someone else's pockets. >Even the bitcoins you made, back then, someone else took a share of, and you never saw it benefit your local community. It was spent on a small country in the middle of the biozone, it was called Israel. >Heh, son. >Be glad you have the chance to hunt in the chadtribe. >You didn't want to be what they called a 'wagie'
I gave myself an enema to stimulate prostate and have a massive orgasm. First time I did this in the past half year or so. I hate myself, I will never do this again.
you make one more post like that dweeb i'm going to hook you in the gabber
Jace Sanchez
The solution is obvious close the airports but that will never happen. Florida is going to be fucked so hard and I will be here for everything. Stats for my county, fyi >CASE DATA FOR SARASOTA >Total Cases: 34
>Residents: 28 >Residents Not in Florida: 0 >Non-Residents: 6 >Conditions and Care >Deaths: 2 >Hospitalizations: 14
>Demographics of Cases >Age: >Age Range: 21 to 87 >Average Age: 64
>Gender: >Men: 19 >Women: 15 >Case Designations: >Travel-Related: 12 >Not Travel-Related: 21 >Travel Unknown: 1 Deaths will come slow in SRQ because of the high quantity of ICU ~163 for ~490,000 people that being said its all retired boomers and shit will go crazy because the county is not doing shit.
I’m supposed to be working from home but I’ve just been sleeping all day
Juan Kelly
Feel bad for him. Imagine having to corral a state full of boomers, niggers, meth addicts, and spics who don't speak English and convince them to stay inside all while college kids are out partying. Fuck it dude, let them burn. I'll be in my comfy shelter ready to pick what's left after the Florida chimpout.
Brandon Johnson
Anyone else getting a bit solipsistic about corona-chan? As though this is all a simulation tailor made for you because it's what part of you has always wished for and now it's finally here to see how you'll respond? Hmm.
Asher Ortiz
So how much longer are wagecucks going to be fired for wearing masks?
Lucas Collins
Went to New Orleans back in 2016. Was quite a shit place, but I did encounter a French couple there twice.
David Price
... Which one? Must be spicy to break a month
Austin Campbell
YOU STILL OWN ME SOME STORY TIME, OREIMO user.
TELL US HOW YOU MASSAGED LITTLE IMOTOU'S VAGINA WITH YOUR COCK
Same, broke my month long nofap and fapped to Corona-chan for a few days in a row, the last time was yesterday. Starting from yesterday I'm trying to get back, I'll do my best...
Samuel Perry
gone through my snacks, highly considering going to the store at odd hours hoping to not bump into a bunch of people there. Sworn to myself I'd do some reading/cleaning on my backlog, in reality i've been here and listening to whatever playlist and chatting with my buds. At least my apartment is clean.
Aiden Martinez
12 MONKEYS IM RITE??
Dominic Reed
ah.. good ol Winnie the flu
Jordan Morales
Just accept you are a faggot and let a man stick it in your butt, or have a woman peg you.
>solipsistic I don't want to google that and my mutt education has failed me. But yes, I think.
Jose Howard
how the fuck do you plan stop this much mleko from going bad over long time ?
Aiden Taylor
I've been drinking more than usual, and I was a drunkard already. If Corona chan doesn't kill me, cirrhosis will.
Benjamin Sullivan
1. The WHO, under pressure from China, delayed the pandemic status to avoid locking down their country and damage their economy. (Remember the West is VERY dependent on them.)
2. Rate of infections.
3. The censure and death of some chinese that tried to warn fellow chinese of this infection getting out of control. High-level Chinese politicians were "replaced" to avoid further backlash by the chinese.
These are some off the top of my head.
Ayden Hughes
What argument can people even make to fire someone for that?
Matthew Hernandez
It's the Mutt Measles now, user. President Xi's orders.
Luis King
Ok, a couple of facts. They might be useful for your survival, or maybe not.
- Chinese stats can be trusted, both on infected and dead. - Italian numbers of dead can be trusted. Italian numbers of infected are grossly underestimated, tourists returning from Italy have % of infected well bove 1%, this means that in Italy their own population has also this above 1%. So there are at least 600 000 infected (optimistic number), more like millions. This is supported by the italian authorities themselves as they admit they don't test those with light or no symptomes. Italia at the moment is one big boiling can of virus. Chances that in Italia 100% of population will have had this decease are very high, but it is not that horrible as many can think. - Same is true about Spain - German numbers of infected likely can be trusted as thier capacities are not overhelmed. Their numbers of dead can't be trusted as they don't count anyone who already had other life treating problems - Japanese numbers of infected can't be trusted, there are first hand evidences that they refuse to test anyone even with high temperature and fewer who isn't about to die or who don't develop coughing. Their numbers of dead might be correct or might be not. They re about to come clear now as the Olympics are cancelled. - Corean and plague ship numbers likely can be trusted both on infected and dead - American numbers should be more or less correct (at least relatively to the dynamics of infections growth) if we discard huge population of black ghetto dwellers and social outcasts living and dieing on the streets. These are groups forgotten by all. - Latin countries and especially got hit so hard because they are the centres of chinese tourism this time of year, unlke other countries. - Other contries have so few infections yet because they were infected mostly not by chinese thourists but by their own tourists returning from Italy.
Colton Fisher
>smoking cigarettes Never gonna make it. You are statistically fucking dead if you catch the virus which is going to infect like 70% of the population lol.
Is it still safe to order pizza if I: >have them them leave it on the doorstep with no contact >pick up the box and open it, then wash hands well >pick up pizza without touching box and put it in oven at 350 for ten minutes >throw box away, wash hands again
Are there any points of failure there?
Jace Cooper
Peggy, given how fat she was in that obscure car video, is probably holed up somewhere in the heart of New York.
Owen Richardson
> smoking during corona virus crisis You won’t make it
Owen Nelson
You have to really solidify first place. Set a record you know for sure nobody will ever break. All of Yas Forums knows you burgers can do it, we have faith in you.
Serves those idiots right for holding Mardi Gras in the middle of a fucking pandemic.
Cameron Peterson
when the dust becomes hard and the clods of earth stick together? “Do you hunt the prey for the lioness and satisfy the hunger of the lions when they crouch in their dens or lie in wait in a thicket? Who provides food for the raven when its young cry out to God and wander about for lack of food?
Adam Thompson
It will only be time to eat the rich when people are actually starving, which is always the rule As long as people can eat it won't happen
If I were just a hair more autistic I'd vocaro it too, but for now I'm going to just occasionally pepper it in threads.
Jose Scott
Some nurses got fired for using N95 masks and refusing to take it off. >Insubordination
Jordan Fisher
It's an extremely egocentric idea that only are real. I'm sure you had thoughts like that sometimes. don't worry, we know that american education is retarded, that's why so many mutts are dumb
Henry Reed
Iu a wällkomm. Wearing mask is appropriate now. Hazmat suit, not yet... >why do we only 6k new cases? I don't know. RKI now recommends priority to testing riskgroups, medical workers and people with symptoms, so the rate of positive tests should actually go up. 200000 tests were done last week, so I would assume, that testing capacity is still sufficient. Maybe we actually see effects of social distancing and reducing of contacts already.
As long as you weren't claimed as a dependent last year or the one before, yes. You should get one. I believe the house still needs to vote on the bill though.
Jace Cooper
So what does it need to happen for the world to stop relying on chinks so much? I feel like no matter how bad this is, it's going to be swept under the rug and governments are going to go back to hugging gooks for cheap labor
I mean, it's clear so far that governments have cared more about their economy than their people
your ass must jealous of your mouth with the amount of shit you just spewed out гoлyбoй
Logan Cooper
>g-g-guys it's happening the human cleansing!!! >it's just getting started, i swear! >look, half a million infected! Stop shilling this stupid fucking cough
I watch some old trump's speech and seriously holy fuck, why is he so orange? Serious question, why, what the fuck is wrong with him, is this all makeup?
Jayden Thompson
SEETHING shitskin smoker
Julian Rodriguez
Same, but with my aunt.
Jaxson Bailey
Yes
Gabriel Bennett
My roommate is coughing up blood. Pray for me bros.
Jaxson Parker
we are already at 500+, does anyone have the 400k and 500k one? I only have the 300k one
>we made user commit an act of sodomy with his own sibling story ?
Charles Kelly
Multiple waves of strains that are too different to handle by any modern tech, so we nuke 'em... But then they make super babies and we get a eugenics war.
Nicholas Powell
Wake me up when it isnt growing in a straight line lol
That's bullshit but I believe it Everyday that goes by with this I feel even better about having quit smoking and drinking in early February, hopefully I've recovered at least a little bit but I'm probably fucked anyway
story and it better be true nigger. aunt fucking is one of my kinks
Ryder Cox
With US not even close to the peak, and the rest of European countries apart the usual suspects being also 3 weeks to 1 month behind Italy, I'll say 100k at least. Brazil. Then is ME and Africa, but who the fuck care, those are doubling their populations even in time of war
What is the right way to wear that mask? White side out, or green side out?
Adrian Howard
Are there other diseases with asymptomatic spread that have evolved like this? Cause it really makes sense considering it is a unique niche otherwise. But on the other hand would you see it already at this point in time?
Camden Peterson
>Hundreds of Celebrities catch the WuFlu >None of them are dead >None of them are on respirators >Despite have a respiratory disorder that should make it difficult to breathe they're uploading John Lennon cover videos
/cvg/, why aren't there a bunch of dead celebrities by now?
/cvg/ has no answer to the Celebrity Question except demonstrably false platitudes. For example, I asked /cvg/ a while back why so many celebrities have it when they're such a small part of the population and you guys said >Duh reason why so many celebrities have it is because they travel more This is not true. The overwhelming majority of regular travellers are ordinary people like businessmen and people who work in the transport industry. If this explanation were valid then every single person who works for an airline would have it by now and airlines would be shutting down due to a lack of staff, not a lack of business
When I ask you guys why celebrities aren't dying in droves you say >Duh reason why no celebrities are dying is because they have better healthcare This is a new disease with not vaccine or treatment. Celebrity respirators and vitamin C tablets are the same as the ones we have
I told you guys a while back that the WHO was paying celebrities to pretend to have wuflu to push memes on social media and create a fake media hype about all this. I was right and all of you were wrong.
Unfortunately I'm a German immigrant, so uh...Let's chalk it up to second language problems. Yeah I've had this thought as a kid sometimes. Like everyone around me are just actors and laughing tapes roll for the audience every time I fucked up in life. But I grew up to be somewhat suiccessful, so those delusions just disappeared.
Christian Reed
>95% of those were blacks thank goodness. can you imagine what would happen if blacks actually decided to be responsible adults and have their bastard kids?
Gabriel Morris
Nice thank you.
Man food stamps --> protein and water --> blood plasma --> $$$ was already such a good hustle and now I have Trumpbux. What a life.
Gavin Moore
I'm one of those people who have way too much toilet paper.
No rich person is gonna die, they have all the drugs trump is talking about hence why they wanna be all silent about their utility. There's a shortage in the U.S, and probably the west, of these drugs.
Evan Long
Because there's big difference between the govt responsible for the growyth dynamically developing China and the one in Nthrlnds interested only in their own survival as the ruling class. China at the moment is well above any European country.
Jordan Brooks
I fucked my sister. Corona made me do it I swear. This is the symptom of the newest strain.
disgusting cow, where are the cute and funny loli coronas
Ian Gomez
>Caring about nigger spermoids Kys, yourself.
Luke Miller
Thanks for the info Germanbro. With the numbers they release now, I could do the very same thing to Portugal. But I won't. It would be too irrelevant and too much time. Not that that have put me down before...
Have the covid cases here by municipality. The North is fucked already (around Porto metro area)
Ben Shapiro said this is bad for the economy and we need to go back to work. Ben Shapiro said we're heading for another Great Depression. Ben Shapiro said this is a nothingburger. Stop overreacting everyone.
Cooper Sullivan
lel
'Mexican protesters have shut a US southern border crossing amid fears that untested American travellers will spread coronavirus.
Residents in Sonora, south of the US state of Arizona, have promised to block traffic into Mexico for a second day after closing a checkpoint for hours on Wednesday.
They wore face masks and held signs telling Americans to "stay at home".
Mexico has fewer than 500 confirmed Covid-19 cases and the US over 65,000.
The border is supposed to be closed to all except "essential" business, but protesters said there has been little enforcement and no testing by authorities.
The blockade was led by members of the group Sonorans for Health and Life, who called for medical testing to be done on anyone who crosses from the US into Mexico.'
Depending on the size of your company it might not be that bad. I think the CDC even said meeting regularly with small groups and ONLY that group is okay as long as everyone is healthy. That being said I would be wearing masks and wearing gloves when you're pumping gas and getting groceries. If you work in a factory or something NIGGA STOP.
I claimed a family member was sick so I could self quarantine for 2 weeks instead of being a wagie. I work at a place with lots of people, my worksite is taking 0 precautions, and it is minimum wage with no hazard pay. I'm hoping things get worse and my job is considered non essential by the end of the 2 weeks.
Chilling in bed, watching anime, browing /cvg/ briefly between anime episodes, sipping green tea Pretty comfy
Gabriel Thomas
Feet
Tyler Baker
I just got a dry cough today, wish me luck anons.
Jayden Jones
I love how you actually make a fairly reasonable argument based on logic and facts ast to why countries can and can't be trusted when it comes to numbers of infection and dead. For everyone except china. We are just supposed to trust china for no reason.
Dominic Hill
How the fuck they do not know exactly what it is and where is coming from, but they pretend to know exactly the anal temperature of a polar bear in 2050?
Isaac Morgan
yo britbongs your government is spraying you with corona right now
Can someone pls explain why winnie the pooh features in the corona chan pics lmaooo
Xavier Morales
FUCK Coronavirus
Asher Myers
I succumbed to gluttony. Please forgive me.
Austin Sanchez
You can't experience more than your own point of view after all, so it's impossible for you to know if you're the only conscious being around. But despite of that, does it really matter when people act like you'd expect them to if they were conscious? Thinking about that doesn't bring you any good. In the end, we're all just a bunch of dead matter in a random universe.
Isaiah Young
Having a jewtube channel isn't work, Benji
Caleb Robinson
No he is selfish cunt like all libertarians. The idea that the people should be left to die when it is in our power to save them, even a fraction, is disgusting. No one is asking him to fight or die in a war just give up some small parts of his ordinary life to help his fellow man. What is the point of civilization and all this wonderful technology if we say to those that are suffering sorry but stonks are more important then your life and I really need to eat out tonight so just die in the corner.
Yes, but i want my country to burn so there is that. Country will burn with or without lockdowns, but i would rather have it be the Wuflu/KungFlu/ChinkPlague than lack of food or riots
Sebastian Watson
He is absolutely right. Open the world. Close your doors and windows like the proper user you are. Let the world outside die in 3 months and not 2 years. Walk out of house smug and alive. This would be the best case scenario for people in the know.
Jace Kelly
Are you a fucking Amish person?
Caleb Edwards
is this holocaust denial
Kayden Cox
>Story you better share the screencaps
John Morales
Don't worry, you'll get a chance to fuck Corona-chan Everybody will
>smoking cigs during a viral pandemic that affects the respiratory system
Josiah Cook
>nyone with auto immune issues who will die too so fags and boomers, I fail to see the downside. China should've let this fire burn to fix their fucked up population pyramid.
James Butler
This virus is a boomer slayer.
Where are your children white people?... Wait, you have nintendo switches and lives on Internet.
Nice white replacing program has made the communists bartards for the West.
