Thank you Mr. President for letting us know several months ago that this was a pandemic. We know you tried to inform the masses years ago that coronavirus was not a hoax but they wouldn't listen. All those DAMN liberals were denying the virus existed but you saved us all by being honest. You're truly a medical expert who is a natural. Thank you again Mr. President.
Daily reminder its pretty damn suspicious that chinks were the ones to tell the world about their AIDS, but they can't tell the truth about how many cases. They lost their economy trying to tank ours.
>I was only 55 years old >I loved the GOP so much, I had all the arts of deals and stonks >I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Mitchell is right" I say; "Trust the government" >A europoor hears me and calls me a mutt >I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the GOP >I call him a commie >He says "mama mia" and coughs >I'm dying now and my lungs hurt >I lay in bed and the hospitals bills bankrupted me >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Trump >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "Back to work Joe" >He grabs me with his powerful FEMA goons and puts me onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I turn my machines off >He takes off my mask >It hurts so much but I do it for the economy >I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against the cough >I want to please Trump >He grabs a mighty bill as he fills my bankaccount with debt >The europoor walks in >Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "the cure can't be worse" >Trump leaves through the mutthut gate >No worse than the flu.For the economy.
Leo Nguyen
>i'm going to lock myself in my house for months for my own personal safety >but you need to lock yourself in your house for months too for my personal safety
Why are Trumpcels under the impression people click on these threads to "shill" them away from political beliefs, when it's really just to bully and laugh at their mental illness (of which they stay seething long after we close the thread)? Is it just a cope?
How's that miracle malaria cure working out? Trump said we would be down to 0 cases by now. Grandma said I need to go back to work or she won't get her checks, and she needs those for cruises.
Oh, so New York City has a chinese flu problem now? How odd.
Levi Collins
I think theres a gif version thats even better
Joshua Ward
So what are the holes in her story?
Owen Edwards
>Good evening! Have a seat, Richard. Don’t worry — I just thought I'd let myself in. Some... interesting things have come to light regarding our so-called commander-in-chief. Would be a shame if this information found its way to twitter...
>Bernie is the one to blame for the spread because he won't drop out True
Asher Phillips
Why did Trump tell his retarded base to drink fish tank cleaner and bleach? Is he trying too erase the most dumb of the Republican party. Is he flipping party's after November and come out as the commie he is?
Jace Foster
why not just say you dont want to get a cough so you're being safe and keeping distance?
Elijah Rogers
I mean, the Democrats have done nothing but turn this whole thing into political theater. The whole mass testing push is now being accepted as a bat shit crazy stupid idea by everyone with a brain.
Trump closed the border to China on January 31. Back then, democrats were busy trying to remove him in the senate trial and the MSM called him aracist because "it's just the flu, no reason to close the border". The WHO even denied that it can be transmitted from human to human and that it's only locally somewhere in chyna until January. This whole thing is a clown show.
No oxygen connected despite her supposedly having a respiratory illness tweeting from your hospital bed put in the covid ward without being tested for covid
Juan Cook
I honestly hope this kills off all the trannies.
maybe this virus was sent from God to kill off all the trannies.
we crashed the economy to rid ourselves of the tranny menace.
Ian Clark
Jesus Christ, how did incest porn become this widespread?
Zachary Morris
Remember when commercials were cool and shit and not leftyshit youtu.be/XugAFI8hYTA
You condone trunk telling the most retarded people in the world,his base, to drink fish tank cleaner and bleach? Trumpcucks are evil.
Logan Cook
>pilpul It 'works' on reddit due to the manipulated voting and influenced moderation system. Anything dissenting and rational is suppressed. The 'emotional' argument then seeps into those more at risk for such things - like liberals and young folks
Thomas Gray
Gardners, watch those SES tomato worms They're slipping thru. Still none have been hand plucked to supermax from out of the Garden of Freedom
lots and lots of articles of them downplaying it were pulled, we just are going by some tweets and shit but even dems deleted their tweets when they told Trump that it's an overreaction
cartoon are those inbreds who masturbate to simpsons nudes
Sebastian Edwards
who is this girl? I hope she sleeps with blacks.
Michael Hill
>Mr. Wilson! Didn't see you come in. Don't be afraid, Richard, you aren't in any trouble. You still holding onto that October surprise? Good, good. You’ll know what to do with it when the time comes. I'll be on my way, then...
>... Oh, and, Richard? Just to escalate this little “feud” with Yas Forums, I had some of my top agents jack off onto prints of your wife and daughter and posted them on Twitter. Until next time, Mr. Wilson...
Which one of you is the administration's paid posters?
Joshua Watson
how entitled to her job she must feel
Brody Thomas
Gorky was right about fascism
Colton Anderson
Jeb didn't get his ass kicked because he was a thoughtful local leader, he got his ass kicked because he was STILL DEFENDING THE IRAQ WAR IN TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING SIXTEEN
Wait, so 1000 people died when 80,000 have been infected? Isn’t that less than 1%...? .8%, actually.
Bentley Gonzalez
>Did normies just memory hole that shit on the news in January and February? Most media (NBC, CBS, ABC -- plus the cables MSNBC, CNN etc) gave little to no serious coverage of China. Their first blush at coverage was painting Trump as racist for shutting down travel with China.
Most people don't really care about world news, so they have nfi beyond what they might see as headlines or talking head quick-shots. Then of those who do pay attention, most aren't tuned into what's really happening or are willfully following their chosen globohomo religion.
The best thing to come out of this entirely thing was the media screeching at DRUMPF!!! and pushing him into doing daily pressers. Now most of the country is a captive audience and can at least better judge for themselves.
He and Obama also apologized for American to the world. What a cunt
Noah Wright
(You) won't do shit....oh my 88 Heil Hortler!
Parker Jenkins
COVID-19 is Cover so RANKING DHS can cover up the Biden Burisma~NATO generals rat-line. Among other crimes all at the same time May as well call it CRIME COVERUP-19
