Anyone else kinda worried about the massive internet outages going on right now...

(((Them)))?

Oh no I guess I'll have to read books, drink, play vidya, exercise and watch anime to pass the time
oh no my internet based college courses have to be canceled oh no

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Instauration of NWO Global Government taking place

National lock down Sunday 6p.m. est. National cell phone message sent out 7
Everything is shut off but water and electricity two weeks of in da woods

Wut does any of that have to do with communism? I’m merely pointing out that some downstream provider isn’t going to be able do shit when Amazon/Googles servers that everything is hosted on start eating shit.

This honestly freaks me the fuck out. My family thinks I’m crazy. I hope they’re right.

weeb faggot

Off and on past 5 days. West Coast.

fake and gay

its the rain
been hitting cali hard and thats most of the infrastructure

thats armed, stronk weeb to you mister

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Probably a virus outbreak you fucktard.

Somebody dropped the real ayy photo on the clear. They're losing their shit. Don't understand all the fuss about one ayy pic but tptb really don't want it out right now.

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It's real and it's happening
Q predicted this

Outage maps always look like this

imagine complaining about your 400 megabit connection being down for 5 minutes every 24 hours when you could be getting the internet i have but without the 5 minute outage

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>Hundreds of millions of people that would normally be at work/school are now sitting at home
W-w-w-what do you mean this causes a massive surge in internet traffic and overwhelms systems?

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[Worry intensifies]

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ayys arent real but theyre good for sci-fi i guess
also a fuck ton of people that say this ayy pic aint real
i fucking wonder why

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it's just from all of the normies streaming netflix all day/night because they're not at work/school

The FBI guy assigned to you makes sure yours doesn't go off.

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Project pogo is over, welcome to project zephyr

Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

Those ppl r being put in fema camps

there hasnt been any rain here
t. califag

This is exactly what I predicted would happen. Cabinets are often congested. Every idiot gets onto skype which is bandwidth intensive shit and then they wonder what's happening.

Most connections are optimized for download not upload. The way you use your connection now is the inverse of what is normally expected.

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Sometimes I type out inspirational messages to my FBI handlers because I know they're tracking my keystrokes

>internet goes out for a couple hundred people for 10 minutes
ItS hAppENinG GuYs

No one cares about furry pedo,porn fag

wanna roast this post but my senses are tingling that it is a copypasta for how room temp iq boomer it is written

Nah, they wouldn't do that. The internet is needed to keep animals from chimping out.

Cloudflare CIA niggers sent a newsletter to every customer on how internet traffic surged due to COVID.

Residential customers are the niggers of ISPs customers. Businesses get direct fiber, residential dick copper to the cabinet.

this corona happening is lame as fuck. I wish there finally was a real happening.

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I'm from North Mexico and I've noted the same in nights since days ago. Will gov shut down the internet?

I have not been convicted of anything.

probably jusst internet being stressed like never before

my internet is fine, must be a nothing burger.

If they cut the internet everybody will just go the fuck outside.

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I noticed my internet slows drastically after 10pm, to the point I can't game anymore. Lame as fuck.

>connections are optimized for download not upload
I don't think you know how the internet works, lad.

The datacenter I work at was condemned for covid. Probably because traffic being rerouted.

No problems is Great Britain.

hmmm no?

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The only thing that happened with me is my phone kept saying "no service". It actually cut out in the middle of a call with a buddy. I don't know if that was related.

>implying all those ppl weren't using the internet at work/school.
do you think the work/school is like little house on the prairie?

I care about it a lot. I hope he shares some.

It's JEDI deployment in the US prior to full force lockdown. You didn't hear that from me.

nytimes.com/2019/10/25/technology/dod-jedi-contract.html

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This. Definitely true for me anyway. Very counterproductive if the idea is to keep people inside.

Absolutely, back in February-March i was so exited for everything to go on lock down and being like "It's happening!" But now it's lame as hell. It is what it is

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I still can’t get online I just wanna shitpost in breads but I don’t have my phone because some naggers robbed me. So I have to be on the desktop. My girlfriend will be home soon and she hates that I ask other Anons for advice about relationships She thinks I want to cheat on her. She did find me on \b\ once
> yikes.gif
but I told her how traps aren’t gay. So I just wanted to get online and print out some breads to prove that what I said about traps was true. I don’t want her to think I’m gay, cause I’m not anons.
So she’s coming back from her date with Tyrone, so I gotta be quick cause, she’s gonna need me to clean her up and I can’t get online. Any anons help me ? wwg1wga help me get online

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between that and peak oil we're fucked.
you can live without food and water, but let the internet crash and then the fuel stations close and we will see some real shit hit the fan.

dnyuz.com/2020/03/26/surging-traffic-is-slowing-down-our-internet/
business.financialpost.com/commodities/energy/the-worlds-on-the-brink-of-running-out-of-places-to-put-oil

Even had it here for a few minutes.

This is why you get on a watchlist, gets you special protections.

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Everyone has been saying the obvious, considering internet bandwidth is stressed during Christmas, everyone working from home or streaming Netflix will overload our capacity... when this starts happening like we knew it would... “Zomg conspiracy reeeeeeee!”
Ffs

take your Trump Bux and turn it into steel. a pistol and a sabre is all you'll need soon. maybe a decent hat and boots.

killing myself if the internet drops, this wasn't part of the deal Coronachan

>everybody will just go the fuck outside
that's what the aerial killdrones are for;)

Fucking Voldemort

Days of darkness, get ready

based Florida always up

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read a fucking book

draw a picture

In the UK everyone clapped the NHS staff and for 2hrs my server ironically helping patients of the NHS went down, couldn't get even a ping to Google, every stupid NPC attention seeking motherfucker posting videos to social media, two fucking Hours of people clapping autistically making (Sugar Mountain) billions while contact a video conferencing server for patients was down!!!

get a soapbox and go to the public square and shitpost irl.
if everyone does that they'll turn it back on.

derp

Seriously disclosure when? We're about to start eating each other again. There are too many stupid people for the smartypants' to reach at once before they become stupid again. Epstein is already going into the memory hole for most boomers

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nah I have diaper porn, I'm not a fucking sick fuck degenerate furry
I just masturbate to good old-fashioned, made in the USA diaper pornorgraphy

You do know that PornHub is giving free passes right???

I worked for an ISP.
ADSL means Asymmetric DSL
So your upload is 1/10 of download.
Residential/small business are all asymmetric. You get symmetric only if you're say a datacenter.

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A reliable user told me ayypril

An your burglar alarm won't work.