>LATEST CASES 22:20: 65 new cases and 15 new deaths in Texas, United States. 22:16: 176 new cases and 2 new deaths in California, United States. 22:03: 344 new cases and 4 new deaths in Colorado, United States. 22:00: 218 new cases and 9 new deaths in King County, Washington state, United States. 21:50: First death and 16 new cases in Venezuela. The patient who died was a 47-year-old man. 21:27: 6 new deaths in Romania.
>5888 NEW INFECTIONS: >43211 TOTAL INFECTIONS +15,78% >56 NEW DEATHS: >262 TOTAL DEATHS last update: 26.03. 23:00 GMT source: Berliner Morgenpost
>FATALITIES: >probable average mortality: 2,69% >average age of fatalities ~80 >youngest fatality: Berlin, man, 42, no more info >detailed report on first 160 fatalities: pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E
>26.03. 47 IC patients from Italy to be admittet in hospitals in various german states. Other german states already treat some IC patients from Italy and France. BOSCH: Fast test developed: result in 2,5h, available in April. Corona app could use voluntary data from infected, to better track contact chains. Baden-Württemberg: Some healthministries give data on infected to police. Aachen: Man files lawsuit against contact ban. President of federal doctor association reccomends wearing of masks. Federal minister of health: "Silence before the storm.", "No one can predict what will happen in the following weeks." 7 infected on german cruise liner. German hospitals: Networking to nationally share patient data to be started.
Italy: 101 year old released as recovered in Rimini. Italy: Scientists research the possibility, weather corona broke out in 2019 already. France: 16 year old girl dies. UK: Dyson to build 10000 ventilators for UK.
A nothing burger. Take your medicines, schizos. Stop making these threads.
Robert Carter
Death to China Death to Israel
Joshua Lopez
>SUCCESS AND FAILURE OF GERMAN AUTHORITIES
>GERMAN PANDEMIC PLAN
>1. containment Use contact tracing, testing and isolation of infected, to interrupt contact chains. German authorities were unable to interrupt the spread in the epicenter Heinsberg and failed to prevent the emergence of new clusters all over Germany.
>2. protection Ban visitors to hospitals and nursing homes to prevent spread to riskgroups. German authorities could not prevent the infection of riskgroups, as evident in the deaths in nursing homes and in the infections, that occured in hospitals. Overall, older agegroups have been infected way less, so partial success can be assumed.
>3. mitigation Keep critical cases within capacity of the health care system. Given the initial situation of the german health care system, this should be the easiest goal and german authorities did succeed for now.
>CONCLUSION On 13.03., german authorities had to concede, that containment had failed and slowing of the spread, to "flatten the curve" was now the only viable option. Allthough the average daily growth of new cases was reduced by ~10% since then, there is no continuous decrease in daily growth and will probably not occur until 28.03.. German authorities are buying and ordering production of ventilators to double IC capacity, acquiring medical supplies and preparing COVID-19 clinics.
On 25.03., 1000 IC patients have been reportet. Since a delay from infection to IC admission of aproximately 1 week was observed, up to 2000 more current cases will need iC in up to 1 week. The increase of IC cases will continue well into April and maybe even beyond. Only time will tell, weather measures taken will suffice and proper care for every case can really be provided.
>US now has practically the fastest corona growth out of any country >also has one of the highest rates of obesity in the world, a risk factor for COVID-19 severity >also has one of the worst healthcare systems in the west >all of them are going back to work in 2 weeks
Are you ready for the great burger cleansing, Yas Forums?
Better yet, are you ready for the riots that will ensue when people start dying on the street as the government fails them?
Every single day for ~5 years I abused cough medicine because I'm retarded. I stopped 7 years ago and I feel terribly sick all of the time both mentally and physically. The funny thing is there is zero chance my body can fight the corona cough lol.
Is there an escrow place I can bet people where we would be at like 2+ months from now (total deaths, % of those who die)? I would make so much money from happening fags.
THIS IS IMPORTANT YOU NIGGERS: >THIS IS IMPORTANT YOU NIGGERS: Fauci specifically called out Antibody-Dependent Enhancement at the WH press conference today. He spoke of Zika (a variety of Dengue) and SARS (a variety of kung flu). Both Dengue and SARS have ADE. Right afterwards he said: >Something that I want to make sure the American public understands. >It's not only safty when you inject somebody and they get maybe an idiosyncratic reaction, they get a little allergic reaction, they get pain. >There's safety associated: does the vaccine make you worse? >There are diseases in which you vaccinate someone, they get infected with what you're trying to protect them with and you actually enhance the infection. >You can get a good feel for that in animal models. So that's going to be interspersed at the same time that we're testing, we're going to try and make sure we don't have enhancement. >It's the worst possible thing you could do is vaccinate somebody to prevent infection and actually make them worse.
I wonder where this fag is now and what he thinks of himself.
Adrian Phillips
Am I shadowbanned? anyways if anyone can see The birds outside were chirping and making noise in code let me write out what I got ------> 3 3 3 5 4 I was trying to make them chirp for 2 0 1 for a sign from god but that's all I got. Birds know things c c c e d ccp and for example if the bird did a 2 0 1 number code it'd have to to 2 chirps and wait for a few seconds and then do 1 chirp. never ignore god's warnings signs and sigils. It's an outline placement for what's to come and related ect to events and the such.
I hope our country introduces statistical testing with antibody tests next month. It's time to finally settle whether the virus is fucking deadly or fucking contagious once and for all.
Julian Reed
when is coronachan going to have a dick lads
Xavier Gonzalez
>getting rid of mutts Not a chance, fancy pants. Will probably get rid of a lot of Urbanites though, and let the rural peeps florish.
Eli Fisher
Who knows. Might be tomorow, might be in two months. For about a month there were only 2 gts Corona pics and suddenly people started makeing all the planet ones
I fucking warned everyone that Japan would have an outbreak soon and suddenly, right after moving the Olympics, we get one. Really gets my sushi rolling.
checked >this whole thing has been nothing but lie after lie. This is what I've been telling normies and they've started to really listen >at the beginning of the outbreak the chinese shut up scientists and journalists to try and save face >as the outbreak spread the chinese lied about their numbers and silenced more journalists as wuhan descended into chaos >once the virus spread around the world and the chinese number magically stopped growing the chinese blamed any "new" cases that popped up on foreigners >now that it is a pandemic the chinese are telling the rest of the world to apologize and blaming the outbreak on the United States >even as the outbreak kills thousands the chinese show their malice or incompetence giving useless tests to the spanish and czech nations that only work 20% of the time China lied People Died The Chinese have to pay.
Trump says VT is lying about US Army origin of CV19 in Wuhan, we say he is “Full of Shit”
In October 2019, the US brought 172 (really 369) military athletes to Wuhan for the World Military Games. Despite having the largest military in the world, tenfold, the US came in 35th behind nations like Iran, Finland and Slovenia. No video or photos exist of the US team, no records were kept, a huge team but a pitiful performance for the best military in the world. The US team did so badly that they were called “Onions Sauce Soldiers” by the Chinese. In fact, many never participated in any event and stayed near the Huanan Seafood Wholesale Market, where the disease is said to have originated only days after the US left the area.
The US team went home on October 28, 2019, and within 2 weeks, the first human contact cases of COVID 19 were seen in Wuhan. The Chinese have not been able to find “patient zero” and believe he was a member of the US team.
Switzerland developed an antibody test, might also be available in April. So far the data from South Korea and Germany are very accurate and suggest that the virus is not that deadly, but has the potential to overwhelm the health care system like in Italy and Spain. Germany should be prepared rather well.
Gabriel Davis
>believing that USA actually surpassed china imagine being that stupid
Why is this screeching womanchild character so popular among agp trannies?
Michael Adams
>everywhere I look I see talk about how america is a problem in regards to the virus I have no love for the US but why the fuck is the rest of the world so goddamn keen on protecting China and forgetting about it, a soulless nation treating its people like cattle and organs?
This. My cunt wife wouldn’t let me go to my weed dealers Bc she’s a pussy. I hate her guts and unironically hope she dies in Minecraft.
Luke Howard
>Switzerland developed an antibody test, might also be available in April. Hopefully. >So far the data from South Korea and Germany are very accurate and suggest that the virus is not that deadly South Korea looks like it'll end up with a 2% mortality rate for all infected despite the good medical treatment and a young average age of the infected. That would imply devastating numbers of around 2-5% for countries like Germany if we can treat everyone and >5% if we can't.
William Collins
What if the US really did create Coronachan? Hear me out, bros:
The left has been rigging the vote through mass immigration for 50 years. They're overwhelming the (white) American freedom-loving vote in favor of immigrants who sign whatever is put in front of them.
What better way to fight back than to depopulate liberal immigrant-heavy cities?
Literally every city facing a major coronachan hit is a leftist dystopia.
I’m not the artist. I just make silly gifs all credit goes to www.twitter.com/willwildart Not sure what his next plan is although he went from 300k to 400k I’m pretty sure so I’ll guess he’ll adapt
James Turner
Cream of Bat soup definitely better than Bat Noodle.
10% mortality for every infected person would be something. For all we know there could be hundreds of millions of covid carriers and only thousands of dead, most of which were half dead already.
>Scientist: "Unless we take drastic measures the deaths could be over 500K in the UK" >Drastic measures taken >Scientist: "Given the response I believe we will see far fewer deaths" >Retards: "So it was nothingburger? Why did we bother shutting everything down?"
It'd actually be a decent plan if there were travel restrictions on the hot zones and mass public mask usage + aggressive testing to ensure "cold" areas aren't becoming hot zones.
Unfortunately, we won't have either of those two in place within 2 weeks, so we're fucked.
Brody Cruz
>gathering crowds and making them sweat and pant what could possibly go wrong
I wish you were so I didn’t have to read your idiocy, fucking faggot.
Cooper Lopez
that's not what the study said, you inbred moron.
the claim was 18 months of quarantine.
Logan Watson
This guy is retarded. Takes time for the virus to kill the host. In Italy the death rate was high early on because the county didn’t start getting patients until they were nearly dead. Unironically wait 2 weeks.
The MSM picked this up last week when the virus blew up in Europe and they've mentioned the bat soup and bats non-stop to take weight off from China, stating that this virus wasn't possible to have been bio-engineered and was natural cause.
It's a mistake to not check what the other side is publishing. youtu.be/IDApQVGTZVM
Carson Gomez
>In October 2019, the US brought 172 (really 369) military athletes to Wuhan for the World Military Games. Despite having the largest military in the world, tenfold, the US came in 35th behind nations like Iran, Finland and Slovenia.
Imagine being such a brainlet that you expect the US to ever take these games seriously. We've consistently placed low every time we participate in them.
That is just the media. Every person I speak with is 100% blaming the chinese and hate them more than ever, specially since being forced to stay home gave them time to find all those disgusting videos of them torturing dogs with big smiles on their faces.
Aiden Diaz
>Crime has gone UP in jacksonville, florida. What side of town, west/north?
The artist is holding a tight fist with that one unfortunately
David Martinez
What’s it like being such a scared little bitch boy
Parker Wilson
When China's evil is shown in truth, that's when you might hit the 10% give or take
Xavier Kelly
You are not shadow banned. You are just retard schizo. God won't communicate to you through fucking birds, even he isn't that retarded. He will influence your thoughts directly. If you can't hear gods words in your mind then you are doomed and beyond saving.
Cameron Rodriguez
Yes, accurate asessment. Combined data suggests continuous decrease in daily growth from 28.03. on, but IC cases will increase beyond that, due to the delay. If effect of measures in South Korea is comparable to Germany, we might still see up to 50000 IC cases by end of April.
Dominic Moore
Stage 1: denial
Accept you niggers were had by kikes
Juan Lee
Svenanon post some juicy medical tidbits. I was out of loop for a while since hunkering down.
you're in stage of denial, Bolsonaro is a kike puppet and his top priority are the kikes in finance.
Christian Perry
>We now have more coronavirus cases than Italy & their death rate is 8x ours.
Yeah because Italy is one fifth of the US. They have so many death because all the cases overloaded the healthcare system. When the US cases are 5 times what the are now the same thing will happen there.
Ayden Smith
man the show was so fucking boring. i haven't read the manga yet, might as well do that at some point.
Jason Allen
USA started testing recently, and Italy was in lockdown for three weeks. Quite an unfair comparison. I tend to question people saying words like "fear porn", etc... Not to say they're wrong, but the current situation doesn't feel as something pertaining to a hoax (see Bill the "Shill" Mitchell)
It's the best lewd yet. What are his terms for release? Do you know by chance?
Eli Foster
shits fucked
Jaxon Ward
What's a catchy phrase to put on a t-shirt for new yorkers to buy who survive corona?
Benjamin Myers
By that argument you can consider corona to be an underestimation because it doesn't reflect the disease being fully saturated in the population, as it's still in the spreading phase
Well it's literally same before Hitler: some kind of crisis so people could easily accept far-right ideologies. Always thought that the only chance right have is another one world crisis. Unironically hope this is a current one.
Jayden Gutierrez
A month isn't nearly enough time for the snowball effect to kick in, fren. Why do people keep forgetting this virus has an incubation period for up to 14 days? Exactly 2 weeks ago, there were 41 confirmed coronavirus related deaths in the USA. If someone were to say over 1500 would be dead by April back then, would you have believed them? Saying "Pfft, hardly anyone's died so far" means nothing when we've already seen its exponential growth. There will be 10,000 US deaths in the USA by May. Screencap this.
Christopher Cook
see you in thread #10000 faggot
Samuel Scott
whats with that stock interface in the background? Only recently, Have I seen it.
>misread that as lesbian babies and thought someone shared my niche fetish of pregnant lesbos
Jackson Mitchell
nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/how-reddit-s-coronavirus-community-became-destination-n1162661 >To mitigate racist and xenophobic posts that have emerged as the disease has spread among countries, the moderators have deployed automated tools to notify them when certain slurs or dog whistles are used. "There's a lot of anti-Chinese racism," Boggs said. That includes references to "bat soup," which stems from the false reports that the virus originated from a Chinese influencer eating bat soup in a widely circulated video. not my heckin' wet markets
Caleb Cox
What are the theories as to the kill at random nature of this disease? No one so far has attempted to find a trend in who gets fucked up vs. just a cold
Jaxon Morgan
Don't really have much new, except the looming prediction in this pic.
China’s reduction in cases of COVID-19 has been applauded the world over, as proof that there is light at the end of the lockdown tunnel.
However, new research has shown that there could be a second wave of infections looming.
As many as 14 per cent of recovered coronavirus patients in China have tested positive again, according to medical experts.
Research showed that between three to 14 per cent of patients were diagnosed with the coronavirus, after already being given the all-clear.
At one hospital in Wuhan, doctors found that five of the 147 patients in a study tested positive again after recovery, Wang Wei, director of the city’s Tongji Hospital, told the state broadcaster CCTV yesterday.
There's a good chance that China will be nuked before they have a chance to rise. The US will be destroyed as well in the nuclear exchange. Australians will rise as the #1 power.
you average over 52 weeks. and if it's projected to peak within a few weeks - as mr backtracking super scientist now says - that is an absolute, solid "no".
Being a retard and a poorfag isn't contagious so I don't give a shit
Adrian Moore
>Yeah because Italy is one fifth of the US. They have so many death because all the cases overloaded the healthcare system. When the US cases are 5 times what the are now the same thing will happen there. The US is better compared to the EU as a whole as opposed to a country like South Korea where if Daegu gets overrun, you just fly people to Busan or Seoul. You will start seeing Italy in some states that hit capacity early on since the places with open capacity that could otherwise help them will usually be too far away for patients to survive a transfer.
Anecdotally, NYC appears to already be having hospitals melt down.
Jayden Anderson
Yes, japanese government could lie too, not that big deal.
Oliver Howard
Why do I keep forgetting? Beucase i took cough medicine 3x a day for 5 years.
They should've closed borders for European arrivals as well. And we too.
Isaiah Roberts
Scared? I was just telling that nigger that him wanting bodies strewn about the streets and a 100% death rate isn't how most massive viral outbreaks are. Stop being a shoot retard.
Isaiah Clark
>Australians will rise as the #1 power. kek
Christopher Morales
oic
Xavier Hughes
one minute, we need to do as the chinese. the next, they're all liars.
can you alarmist morons please make up your minds?
Camden Walker
WERE FAGET WERE?
Jack Ortiz
>OMG LOOK AT THIS RANDOM TWEET THAT SAYS WE ALL GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHH
>Bronx Bomber >Manhattan Measles >The Big Apple of Coof >The Brooklyn Assassin
Charles Ortiz
how long til 1 million lads? might have to get plastered that night
Ian Lopez
>Am I shadowbanned It seems you were somehow able to break through. ((They)) will try to downplay your findings, but fret not brother. Soon ((they)) will be overwhelmed by the V iR #$@ flu ( andd t hfseh C C pfP will ppaygkdkkfo32
Cooper Thomas
I've said in the past that this could be the first steps before a major attack by China. At this stage every single country is vulnerable and all resources are allocated to this, even the military.
How likely is this scenario? And the aftermath? It's going to be complete chaos if this happens.
Elijah Gonzalez
Yeah dems who repeat TV say Trump was slow acting and I remind them he actually closed border to China January 31st and was called a racist xenophobe for it and they never even had a clue.
According to today's figures she is. I'll make an update tomorrow once today's figures have been finalised and posted on worldometers's daily death page
The Chinese lied a lot, they said they could contain it, then they said it couldn't be transmitted from human to human and such
why would anyone believe them now?
for all i know they COULD be telling the truth yet you should have all the reason in the world to not believe them
Nicholas Price
>China Flu Survivor 2020
Xavier Miller
>open everything but hot zones >everything becomes a hot zone Woah rly good plan
Julian Butler
You're goddamn right. Or if I'm in a polite mood, a willing threesome with a man that makes them accept the dick
Matthew Russell
>false reports that the virus originated from a Chinese influencer eating bat soup Would it be less racist for me to say the retarded Wuhan lab techs let it out?
Owen Peterson
Forgot I had a memeflag on.
Landon Rivera
is there a hires webm of the other one(s)?
Andrew Turner
Also remind dems he was the first president to close the border to China before a citizen died
Hudson Parker
Can it be proven he got the virus from the toilet?Like how long ago did he lick the toilet?
Jayden Young
Thanks a ton,burger bro
Nathan Morgan
"Nice try China, but I'm still alive"
Tyler Thomas
Beautiful haiku.
Jaxon Murphy
April 6-10. Going to depend mostly on how many tests the USA can pump out.
Ryan Rivera
There isn't some hugely dramatic difference between Italy and the rest of the first world.
Wasn't US also the first country to pull citizens from the Diamond Princess
Aiden Jones
then why make it kill old people since old white people in leftist hellholes vote red
Elijah Phillips
yeah its the domination that makes it for me
Isaiah Powell
>and if it's projected to peak within a few weeks In the UK after the lockdown, not worldwide. How many people die due to TB in the UK? The majority of Corona deaths will be in third world shitholes that will allow it to spread like Iran. Apparentely that includes the US now. The majority of flu and pneumonia deaths also happen in third world shitholes.
Nathan Reed
We are going to be at 1 million and there will be no turning back. These are the last comfy days before a /cvg/ board.
Brody Wilson
does anyone have actual proof china lied about their numbers?
Jackson Williams
I wore a respirator (not a mask) to the general store yesterday and felt so embarassed by all of the looks I got that I actually had a dream about it. I hope people start taking this srsly soon
Henry Gomez
Your Kung Flu Was No Match for my Jewmancy
Dominic Anderson
It’s incredible, our hubris.
Lincoln Watson
I will try to decode these messages and will be reporting back to you telepathically. Expect the answer in your dreams in about 5-7 business days.
Jack Gomez
Si papito. We're staying locked up for a long ass time. *Yawn*
Jose Jenkins
>serbia are you all dead yet?
Hunter Smith
As all life is born to die, so all men are born to decay. There can be no succour in this world. As the centuries drag past our cultures will fade, just as our bodies waste and our passions cool as the winter of life approaches. In time our mightiest cities shall crack and crumble, and our lofty ideals shall grow weary and jaded. For what are our achievements if not the follies of pride and ignorance? All shall be forgotten with the passing of years. There will be no exceptions. For who among us can escape the predations of time? Whom among us is beyond the inevitability of decay? That which is young can only grow old. That which is whole and sweet can only shrivel and sour. Nothing is permanent and nothing may remain without blemish. It is the fate of all things that they are bound to time, and time is the twin of decay. So bend a knee, all of this world. Bend a knee all who would embrace their fate and thereby rise above it. Rise up, give in, surrender yourselves to the master of this world. Father Nurgle is our sovereign and lord, and whether it be sooner or whether it be later, he will claim all in time. And so this is how the world shall end; not with fire and tempest, but with the collective sigh of failed passions and lost hope.
