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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 3/26/20
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>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on F&F 3/26/20
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>FEDChair Powell on TODAY 3/26/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/25/20
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>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 3/25/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on Hannity 3/25/20
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>WHTradeDir Navarro on Newsy 3/25/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/25/20
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>CFTCChair Tarbert on Bloomberg 3/25/20
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>KAC on FoxNews 3/25/20
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really wish we'd get more full and compiled data for each state, since that's gonna be easier to predict than the entire country

MAGA

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>diversity is our strength
Lmao kys gay nigger

Make white babies & build a wall around new york.

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I'm a nigger but I MAGA.
Is it OK for me to post here?

MAGA
FUCK GIBS
FUCK CHYNA
GO BACK TO WORK

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Throw the (((rootless cosmopolitans))) like julia ioffe to fema camps mr president

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>Never forget

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YES GOYIM KEEP WORKING, WE HAVE THE MOST CASES BUT IT'S JUST A FLU
DON'T WORRY

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>really wish we'd get more full and compiled data for each
race
I'm a bit tired of having the data available broken down by age, gender, and co-morbidities, but not by race.

>no cited benefit of diversity
>except tacos

>tfw no MAGAcat to ride out the coronacalypse with
youtu.be/uGgo7pD_f58

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These are the most embarrassing attempts to shill I've seen in a long time. Goddamned wimplo-tier shilling. They think losing is winning.

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As always
>fpbp

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>I assume they already have the staff ready
Well do they? Barry's military downsize disproportionately affected AMEDD and they fired huge swaths of docs and nurses.

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/03/how-will-coronavirus-end/608719/

>By the end of the summer, the pandemic will have directly killed 2.2 million Americans, notwithstanding those who will indirectly die as hospitals are unable to care for the usual slew of heart attacks, strokes, and car accidents.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>bro just stop working forever and communism

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Does nobody think it's strange that chinkniggers were the ones who told the public about their jewAIDS (they got to control the info)? Or that the media pushed this scare for weeks until everyone got freaked out? Or that this distancing shit is a perfect cover for the desire to break up Trump rallies and give creepy joe a excuse to not have any crowds? Or that this is a perfect way to buy time between now and the election so joe can hide and not fuck up his entire campaign by running his mouth at his empty rallies? Or that Trump's economy was doing so well that jews had no problem tanking the market because they already have enough money to last an eternity?

I SHALL REMIND EVERYONE HERE ABOUT THIS CHICK.
>Ioffe was born in Moscow, to a Russian Jewish family. When she was 7, her family emigrated to the United States. They settled in Columbia, Maryland.[5][6] Ioffe attended Beth Tfiloh Dahan Community School where she graduated in 2001. She later attended Princeton University where she majored in history with a focus on Soviet history and Russian literature and graduated magna cum laude in 2005.[7] Her senior thesis project “A study of the Soviet connection to the Spanish speaking world” was awarded with Stone Davis Prize. She also received a cash grant of $6,000.[8]

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Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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MAGA

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Remember, shills really REALLY hate this image.

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yeah they are pretty based

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The media has really memoryholed Nancy in Chinatown telling everyone to hug a chink.

>“You should come to Chinatown. Precautions have been taken by our city. We know that there is concern about tourism all throughout the world, but we think it’s very safe to be in Chinatown. I hope that others will come,” said Pelosi at a dim sum restaurant Monday afternoon.

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>comfy Pence rally going over businesses and their free stuff to first responders and medical staff, and other businesses giving shit because its needed
>because we aren't red fucks that need to move our welding workforce into nursing positions to fight the chink virus
MAGA

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Kinda funny too because if she wants to play that game, which state has the most corona, I guess thats a shithole then.

they do the jobs we are building robots to do!

No, but you'll do it anyways just like moving in a white neighborhood.

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Do not post 2hus if you haven't beaten their stages ``kudasai''

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How does a mask expires?
Anyone know?

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>muh 2.2 million
That meme number got BTFO already.

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grow some white skin argentina

Will this girl ever have sex with me?

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[x] believe

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>more known cases
>be the most effective at detecting cases
these subhumans vote

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Trump should tweet it out once this is over

Results from the future.
WITH NO FOLLOWUP.
which station exactly broadcasted it at what time?
Why was the segment pre-rendered?

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Based

>build a wall around new york.
That's a funny way to type tactical nuclear strike

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>How does a mask expires?
>Anyone know?
they put a date one there so you buy a new one some times even if you havent used it yet

Many are cotton based so its easy to see how

Very doubtful.

luckily that means most of them aside from some of the EXs
>and i still get the best one

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The same way everything medical equipment related "expires", huge parts of medicine is still a lot more voodoo than anyone cares to admit.

My theory would be degradation of the rubber straps.

Just woke up, what did I miss. What happened to trumpbux? Why is China's numbers stuck at 80k?

speaker.gov/newsroom/22420

>no one coof'd on her

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I agree this is ctr tier shit

>Birx literally gets on the air and corroborates the article

This shit is done by Easter

you can't kill cockroaches with a nuke you idiot

They probably don't, and it's a scam to keep people buying new ones.

No one replies to you when you admit to being a nigger. What's up with that?

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No problem.

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...

Sex is for people who are in love with each other

>girl
>that face

If the US is a shithole now, I guess that means nobody wants to emmigrate there anymore

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That's crazy

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Its legal CYA shit incase some humidity got in the packaging

i'm taking this kitty

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Under/no reporting. You can always trust the People's Republic of China

Nobody wants to talk to a nigger, now I have to wash my hands for replying to you

UV degradation
>small if not exposed to light
moisture damage
>again not an issue if stored properly.

I guess they expire for the same reason I got charged by the hospital $60 for 2 pills of advil one time.

the healthcare system is crooked.

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And Into the “dumb shit said by migatards” compilation you go!

The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.

The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).

In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.

Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe

The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status

No

kek you right wing incels are hilarious.
You have these conversations in your head of what you want to argue, despite what's written on the screen being completely different.
Then you greentext what was in your head and pretend that's the argument all along.
And you wonder why the rest of society calls you mentally ill and bullies you.
It makes you so mad.

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No but you can kill the jewish sandniggers

Surprising absolutely no one.

It’s tightly woven cloth. It can breakdown over time. It would take a long time though. If it is kept in the right climate, it will probably last for 30-60 years. You know, vacuum sealed. I would imagine they are probably still good for at least 7 years just sitting in a box, inside of a building.

They gave up on anything outside of disruption long ago.

Prove it. Post that word we only say when whitey aint round

>What happened to trumpbux?
It's all on the house now.
>Why is China's numbers stuck at 80k?
Chairnman Xi, who is a fat yellow nigger and looks like a yellow cartoon bear who isn't as fat as him, is lying through his rotten dog dick eating teeth.

>Current models are fake and gay
>Virus is either not as aggressive as first thought or transmits differently than first thought
>No actual shortage of beds or vents
>Trumpbux are happening
>China is fake and gay

ITS OVER

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They probably have to write at least something on it. Mineral water in glass bottles also has an expiry date, although it's already millions of years old.

It's pretty great innit

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Oh, is this the study that absolute commie website is using that demands the government start shooting people for leaving their homes or 7 trillion will die by April?

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desu i can hardly speak for masks, but for medications, the expiration is usually based somewhere on how long it takes for enough of the active chemical to degrade or, if it is stable enough to last in its form for a very long time, how long the container's seal is expected to last
in that latter case, a medicine that is years expired is likely still effective, it's just a safety precaution

That explains the sudden explosion of every shill calling it the "American virus".

God dam, every fucking time

>ever have sex with me
Wrong question. The correct question is whether she'll make white babies with you. Having sex without making babies is just giving in to present lust, user. Making lots of white babies secures the existence of our race and a future for white children.

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Happooner detected. You get the rope first.

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The other one is called Remilia. Is actually the older sister too.

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this guy gives me the willies when he does the "sksksksksk" thing to get them closer

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Incomplete data because you're not accounting for HBD.

HOLY FUCK THE VIRUS EAS JUST A RUSE TO GIVE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST REPARATIONS FROM EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO THEIR NEW SHITSKINS CITIZENS.

GUYS... THERE IS A SAINT CORONA, PATRON SAINT OF PANDEMICS!!!!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_and_Corona

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They're melting down more than election night, holy shit YESSSSS

Yes. This is the model every website and news outlet has been citing since this started. This man singlehandedly tanked the global economy. Oopsie doodle.

I don't know about low end masks/filters but medium upper / It's not a scam. it has a shelf life, but like a water filter you can go a little beyond... maybe.

Okay I'm make a funky jingle, If in doubt swap that puppy out. But If your only painting, you won't be fainting.

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I still have no idea why King Arthur wants to beat me up.

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believe all woman.
>reason.com/2020/03/26/joe-biden-tara-reade-sexual-assault-me-too-believe-women/

explain

If you do not like the USA, then get the fuck out.

it won't be more than the 2012 flu season 56k

>1,201 down
>2,198,799 to go
TWO MOAR WEEKS

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I did like how Trump gave the last question to that asian, who said he had 2 questions, but then his first one was about the asian-american tweet for the third time, so Trump gave him the same answer from earlier and left.

Kotland needs a border lockdown

Imagine letting a bunch of chinks and dumbasses go to china instead of telling low energy pilots and flight attendants and baggage niggers to go home. Now everybody is home because boomers cant protect their citizens from bug people that steal biological weapons from canadian allies who are also chinks.

FAKE NEWS

>senile old pervert with dementia accused of sexual assault
>or a cucked ancient commie no one likes or endorses
LMAO THERE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO BE A CONVENTION

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>/ptg/ hates government handouts designed to just buy votes, unless it’s trump

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>the third most populous country, the one with probably the most accurate reporting of the numbers, has the highest number of cases

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kitties like eees and sksk

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>babylonbee.com/news/believe-all-women-movement-publishes-extensive-list-of-exceptions/

But then I'd have to admit I'm a fag who reads OP, reddit, resetera, and blue check twitter

>if you don't want 30% unemployment, then you're a jew

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How the fuck is china going to be the ones to tell the world about their jewAIDS (and be expected to tell the truth) but won't even tell the truth about their current cases?

Are you describing trump with the first one or second one? Both sounds like trump to me.

>>saint of pandemics.

So pray to a different god that you feel comfy with.

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8157567/German-cathedral-pays-tribute-little-known-patron-saint-pandemics-called-St-CORONA.html
fake news now???

please stop saying two more weeks. it doesn't make sense to shill something like that.

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Can we hang these people?
Mass gallows?

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Stay mad!

The checkmarks are trying it on twitter, but even the lunatics are starting to rebel against them. All of the Anti-American comments are getting ratioed

if he already has our vote, the money is just extra

>Implying we Democrats care if one of our guys does it.

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Babylon Bee isn’t funny, and anyone that claims otherwise is blinded with political bias.

>HOLY FUCK THE VIRUS EAS JUST A RUSE TO
Every crisis is a ruse to do something. That doesn't mean that the crisis was wholly fake—people are dying of Coronavirus, just as people die of the flu or pneumonia or whatever flavor of germ is going around this year. Still, the point of a crisis—the panic instilled in the people, the foregrounding of The Problem above and beyond all of life's ordinary concerns—is that it allows people in power to do things that in ordinary circumstances they could not do. For Democrats, it meant the chance to shut down Trump's rallies and all gatherings, and to try to make people miserable and blame it on Trump. It gave Trump a chance to show off his strong leadership and be a "wartime" president without the war. Don't think for a minute that the Europoors factions aren't all trying to take advantage of the crisis for their own ends.

>Does nobody think it's strange that chinkniggers were the ones who told the public about their jewAIDS (they got to control the info)? Or that the media pushed this scare for weeks until everyone got freaked out? Or that this distancing shit is a perfect cover for the desire to break up Trump rallies and give creepy joe a excuse to not have any crowds?
I was LITERALLY saying all of this 1 month ago. I was LITERALLY the only one.

Don't forget
>nyc is the most 'diverse' place in the US

Death rate has dropped in the past 24 hours.

>8% jewish, 600% US over-representation
would that be White privilege?

>pastemagazine
Wake me up when it’s WaPoo

CCP has been showing their true colours. >they lie and hide the virus so it spreads to other countries
>lockdown and kill their own citizens
>open back up and force everyone back to work when every other country is crippled to take advantage of the global economy crashing
>send faulty supplies to certain countries in Europe to drive a wedge into the EU and make themselves look like saviours
>try to pin the blame on USA when it was clearly made in Wuhan
>cry about muh racism because Trump
>steal supplies from countries like Australia that cripplie their "allies" further

Are you responding to the right post? He doesn’t seem mad at all.

another thousand cases today and my prediction of
>we'll be at 100k by friday
will almost certainly be true
i just like reminding people that unlike the finn, i actually am always right

anyway france is hitting italy levels of critical cases, so they are likely seeing the hospital swarm and gonna start having increased death rates. meanwhile germany is doing something right: if they're doing what i think they're doing and just turning people away from hospitals to begin with, they'll be a good way to see how effective that is

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death rate is very likely less then 1%

>Trump Threatens To Sue Super PAC For Running Attack Ad Against Him

you can't sue someone for playing your quotes about the virus, and then showing the coronavirus numbers on the day you said it

Babylon Bee is funny, and anyone that claims otherwise is blinded with political bias.

this virus is like an IQ test, I've seen more dumb shit posted recently than I have in a while

Kung Flu is definitely real. However, I firmly believe unironically that if Obama were President it would have been about as silent in the media as H1N1 was, which still killed 13,000 and infected hundreds of thousands.

Just two more weeks bro

WHY DIDNT WE LISTEN

JEB! 2024

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Sloppy, ineffective. Tell your boss to fire you.

The article of de Blasio eating at a Chinese restaurant has been COMPLETELY scrubbed from the internet.

I mean, you can do the calculation yourself based on that screenshot. It's at 1.4%. Yesterday it was at 1.5%.

>mfw globaljews thought they were going to get away with this "pandemic" shutdown and forced world government take over

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>Babylon Bee isn’t funny, and anyone that claims otherwise is blinded with political bias.
It's tough to compete with WaPo and NYTimes.

Your an adult responsible for your own Health while on Earth and your own SOULS, you don't need ANYONE ON THIS EARTH TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO.

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Why do the shills think two more weeks is a shillable line? No one said it would be done in two weeks. From the very beginning they said two weeks to slow it down. Doesn't even make sense.

Forgive me for not agreeing with you sooner. In cases like this I sit back and watch.
After watching for a while, and realizing just the other day, this shit is clearly being pushed beyond what it actually is and being used as a political tool.
>some states suspending rule of law pretty much
>democrats tried to sneak in all kinds of shit under the radar on relief bill expecting people to be so panicked that they just vote the bill in

A bunch of niggers spics and kikes will reap what they sow.

>DAE Democrats are the real racists!!?!?? LOLOLOLOLOL
Babylon Bee is fucking retarded.

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The British are doing it right.

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unfortunately I'm part of the 50% of america that's unemployed right now.

>I mean, you can do the calculation yourself based on that screenshot
i am assuming several people have corona virus who have not taken a test and have not died pushing the rate down

why do people let the kitters bite and claw their arm? that hurts

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No and neither will any other girl.

>jeb
>a leader of anything anymore

Jeb! has become the October Surprise?!

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>seethe

Every time, of course.

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MAIA
Make America infected again!

#AmericaFrist in total cases worldwide. #1 !