/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2585

it's not even on a fuckin menu, how would you think that's nice?

Drop diplomatic relations with Red China and recognize Taiwan's claims as the sole legitimate government of China.

This is a threat.

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429 new cases in the US

EAT. YOUR. CURDS.

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More news about HCQ+Azithromycin today in Brazil

Felipe Santos, 31, Medic, got infected with coronavirus
- He went to ICU in critical condition.
- He desperate asked doctors to use HCQ+Azithromycin
- After 5 days, critical condition reversed. Now at home resting
noticias.uol.com.br/saude/ultimas-noticias/redacao/2020/03/26/na-uti-cardiologista-da-prevent-assume-risco-e-se-trata-com-cloroquina.htm

More people getting out of ICU because of HCQ+Azithromycin

uol.com.br/vivabem/noticias/redacao/2020/03/26/quatro-pacientes-de-uti-tiveram-alta-em-sp-com-uso-de-hidroxicloroquina.htm

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USA NUMBER ONE
>USA NUMBER ONE
USA NUMBER ONE
>USA NUMBER ONE
USA NUMBER ONE
>USA NUMBER ONE
USA NUMBER ONE
>USA NUMBER ONE

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USA USA USA

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Reminder that no matter how cautious you are normalfags that need to be with their frienderinos are still going to fuck you in the ass

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You know what's funny
The screencap posts about this shit have been more accurate than the news or the information that we've been told so far

The one with the Kennedy pic in OP has been 1:1 on the predictions so far

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Why can't we put anti virals in the water supply?

Ecclesiastes 3

A Time for Everything

1There is a time for everything,

and a season for every activity under the heavens:

2a time to be born and a time to die,

a time to plant and a time to uproot,

3a time to kill and a time to heal,

a time to tear down and a time to build,

4a time to weep and a time to laugh,

a time to mourn and a time to dance,

5a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,

a time to embrace and a time to refrain from embracing,

6a time to search and a time to give up,

a time to keep and a time to throw away,

7a time to tear and a time to mend,

a time to be silent and a time to speak,

8a time to love and a time to hate,

a time for war and a time for peace.

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>ever trusting sewer-monkeys

Your soul will feel much worse than that dog if you keep meming a war. If You want to be a warmonger you will carry that karma. Pestilence in the first horsem you cant even handle this horse and you wanna taunt the next? Wake up.

are you all dead yet bulgaria?

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Does anybody have the site where the deaths per day are ranked from different diseases?

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/GBG/ - Greek Borders General

>GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because you are retarded

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Lookner pissed after press conference, like clockwork

streamable.com/ggj1j

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>Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O

Fuck...

Convince me Trump isn’t trying to mass infect dumb dumb christians who will flood the churches on easter so that his jewish overlords can finally give the death blow to the american christian community.

China lied to create more victims

Can this man defeat the Coronachan?

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USA back to work, in your cage and watch out you don't get rona'd

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t. Water Kike

USA !

USA !

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IM A NOTHINGBURGERFAG BUT IM WORRIED ABOUT BRAZIL GUYS CHECK THE NUMBERS NEXT WEEK
>IM A NOTHINGBURGERFAG BUT IM WORRIED ABOUT BRAZIL GUYS CHECK THE NUMBERS NEXT WEEK
IM A NOTHINGBURGERFAG BUT IM WORRIED ABOUT BRAZIL GUYS CHECK THE NUMBERS NEXT WEEK

d-d-did the timelines shift?

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This article is idiotic, the scientist said unless we take drastic action we could see millions of deaths, now that we have he says we should be to handle the epidemic without overloading healthcare systems. So The Federalist interprets this as "So hardly anyone is gonna die? Why did we bother with the lockdown then?"

OH NO NO NO

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he's building up to it

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Just downloaded season 1, planning on watching it tonight while I wait for Corona-chan to isekai me away from this place.

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are you amerisharts really going back to work? even with 13k infected on lockdown in day? jesus fuck

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The jews in NY are most affected because they kept going to synagogues.

>Italy has hit the hump!
>n-no? well tomorrow for sure
>t-they're totally almost over it
>oops, cases went up again
how many more weeks of this will we suffer

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>gives medicine to people who aren't in the group risk
>WHEEEEE LOOK IT WORKS

this country is a joke

What is it with Brazilians peddling their own threads lately? Fucking stop

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Of course there is a St Corona, patron saint of epidemics.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8157567/German-cathedral-pays-tribute-little-known-patron-saint-pandemics-called-St-CORONA.html

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The gates of hell will not prevail against christs church there will always be a remnant.

WELL DONE AMERICA IN TAKING 1ST PLACE IN THE CORONA WORLD CUP.

at least the normies will now realise that china is full of shit and a million probably died , war soon SCREENCAP this.....

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Lads tomorrow I’m breaking my 15 day nofap lockdown strike to corona chan porn

Expect a big surge somewhere with all that energy

I became so productive and high IQ from nofap that I calculated we will be in lockdown until spring next year.

There is no reason not to coom in the meantime. Remember to supplement zinc when coomin hard.

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TUMBLING DOWN

>usa overtaking china before us
>spain with more daily dead than us
what the fuck pastabros why are we chocking so hard, we were so close to winning

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at least he stuns his dinner

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>archive.is/UKCBB
>Chinese company amassed Australian supplies and shipped them out

So Chinese companies drained Australia of medical supplies. I presume they're doing it in other countries also?

That shouldn't be allowed. The government should just ground all their corporate jets, enact emergency measures, seize the supplies or mandate that they remain in country unless approved to leave, and then charge any Chinese company breaking that order with treason.

I would love someone to explain to me how Chinese companies looting other countries for supplies and shipping them to China isn't a major event which should lead to the entire world standing against China and blockading it.

I'm trying to see this in another way, so all rational opinions are welcome.

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Thank you
Some sense

If only we had known how bad things were going to be

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anyone want free corona's?
old:
mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ
new:
mega.nz/#F!CLZ3XAoD!6dDrAp961kUXxrIE_g2nqQ

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Why?

>18
>18
>20
>17
>16
I hope it is finally slowing down

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Not in Florida

b-b-but you have the wall right? it works on both sides?

>Deathblow to American Christian community

You do realize that the church can never die right?

Anyone got that pic of Corona-Chan sitting back in a chair and watching the world burn?

GIANTESS CORONA CHAN WHEN?

> first world

Is it wrong to want muh GDP cuckservatives to win in the US? I want to see what happens when mutts go back to work early.

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Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

Based

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no whey

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Poor quality

So apparently Leukine® is the new drug they're testing.
>it's a drug used by people recovering from chemotherapy

>Don't mind me. I'm just going to blow the corona virus right in your fucking face, idiot.

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USA! USA! USA!

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COVIDIOTTO IS THE NEW BAKA GAIJIN IN JAPAN!

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I'm gonna COOOOOOMMMMM. Is there a front version?

CORONACHAN CANNOT BE STOPPED

>at least the normies will now realise that china is full of shit and a million probably died
you arent wrong

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>churches closed

problem solved :^)

This one?

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who is this faggot and why do people care about him?

>Russia screen is empty

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I'm still around. This was 19/3.

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i hate that fucking urinal the piss goes everywhere

It's so quiet in my area, boring!

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You new here?

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It's high in many nutrients, including protein, B vitamins, and minerals like calcium, selenium, and phosphorus

Hey bro no offense but can you keep your maps to /cvg/ only? You're sliding good threads off the board with these threads that really don't mean much other than to say some literally who country has a confirmed case. Thx

well you can't keep exponential growth forever. also when dealing with percentage gains you have to look at total numbers.
a +1% of a million is more than +50% of 10k

I miss greggs

Except that's wrong according to the man himself.