I just ignore most tripfag posts entirely. I don't know much about any of them. Y'know in every place, workplace, residential alcove, whatever, there's always that group of spastics that actually genuinely believe themselves to be the entire group, when in reality they make up anything from 2-10% of the group - and everyone else just knows they are the retards. Kind of like twitter-trapped remainers. Utterly increduous when they discover they are in fact not the majority at all and most people don't read anything they say.
Yeah. That's tripfags.
Joshua Morales
I'm sure glad Nurse Doe will be able to enjoy our clapping for dinner tonight! Sure beats the empty shelves she'll face at her local Tesco's tonight.
Imagine thinking a measly clap is better than you know, actually funding and paying our health workers. The same people who proudly voted Tories and their cuts and gutting to the NHS will today post on Facebook and social media jerking themselves of for their bit in thanking nurses.
It's frankly pathetic. The NHS workers deserve way more than this pile of nonsense imo but this is as far as many will go to show they care.
WHY ARE SKY NEWS TELLING PEOPLE TO STAY IN WHILST OUT?
WALKING IS GUD AN FUCK THE .GOV.... THEY IN OUR HANZ NOW.
FUCK THE POLICE./
BURN UM BURN UM ALL. FUCK YOUR FINES WE ARE ALREADY BROKE YOU DIRTY THIEVING NIGGER.
Gavin Butler
every cunt i know is an actual parent yet im fucking running away from it just fucking about and fucking about, getting high, still trying to be a teenager but it's not even that anymore lately i've just been spending my nights shitposting and in eddie's stream ffs
Josiah Cooper
Remember to spend all your savings on stamps lads. All of this shit is going to create crazy inflation and its best to store your money in something that'll retain its value.
Nathaniel Fisher
Nonce
Alexander Wilson
But to do this they have literally went out in public and I can see in that picture they are not abiding by the 1 metre rule. What gives?
Austin Morgan
>West Midlands? West Midlands Best Midlands
Gabriel Diaz
Clap for invader Lum
Ryder Garcia
What kind of people live in these houses? T-shirts or blouses? Torn jeans or proper trousers?
i read the guardian so in my mind the nhs is already privatised. anything short of our beloved consuming 150% of gdp is randian anarchism.
Jace James
That the perpetual budget black hole will bring it down eventually anyway whether anyone likes it or not.
Connor Roberts
Good to hear la. Halfway done with the album now, just have to get the other half done. Fren! Thanks for that lad, re-recording a particular track hopefully get some airplay. BBC Radio Merseyside liked it but didn't want to play it because of the lyric content haha. I'll hit them with an arsenal of tracks soon, see how they like that.
Mason Sanchez
but muh drumpfy said to take fish tank cleaner miracle pills
Leo Cooper
I windmilled my willy in the front window. Does that count?
Dylan Morgan
The fish tank shit is literally antibiotics.
Dominic Jones
Don't need it, just take paracetamol and don't be a pussy
Joshua Jackson
>in isolation for weeks >haven’t left house yet in fear of breaching their Boris loicence conditions. >decides to go clap on the doorstep right next to all the neighbours
Wow. Nice idea.
Ayden Cook
His dad or uncle is either stereotypical Norf FC bloke, loves his life, loves his family, his football,loves his Ngbu, simple as. They go on holidays to places like Magaluf(Deano's dad calls it Shagaluf), or Ibiza if they want to splash out on a bit more cash. Deano never has enough money to pay his essentials like bills or going out to buy food but he's always got money for whenever the latest iphone comes out or Fifa or Football Manager. His missus is usually some really dumb blond wearing track suits all the time who is obsessed with reality shows.
Evan Perry
we use antibiotics to clean fish tanks? lmao this planet is fucking retarded.
Noah Cooper
yeah i was talking to my uni mates about our summer plans and mentioned maybe getting a job to make sure I can afford what I have planned and they were like "just get your parents to pay for it man" fuck off!!!
Can we continue the chat about getting on with posh people? I prefer the poshos if I'm honest. They look better, sound better, more right wing. Got off with a Tory lass once at uni. Proper wealthy, went to one of those boarding schools in Somerset where the kids get diddled.
She had sad eyes.
Lincoln Allen
IT WAS SO CRINGE HEARING THAT WHEN OUT BUT STOOD AN BRACED THE ENERGY... FELT GUD.
Christopher Harris
>Nationwide organised clapping This is the cringiest thing I have ever seen. Don't tell the Burgers. We'll never hear the end of it.
Eli Fisher
Bad advice. That lowers fever which unless that is literally what is going to kill you, is your body fighting off the infection.
Wyatt Young
Thanks fren, I prefer clarity of the old one, seems to work better, gets kikel packing
I like posh people. I don't mind talking to all kinds of people from the class spectrum but posh people are better at conversations and are more fun. I'm not knocking working class but all they talk about is beer and football, it gets a bit repetitive after a while.
>work in a literal box factory >stand and operate a strapping and sheeting machine for 9 hours a day >make boxes for food and medicine >"essential key worker" >7 quid an hour >have to go in instead of chilling safe at home for 80% >even get a letter from work to show the police if they stop me on my pushbike >if i choose to stay off i get £90 a week >cant even have a pint after work in the sun
so my crappy life is continuing as normal but with risk of catching a horrible virus while everyone else gets to fuck about at home. gr8
Joseph Sullivan
No it's used to treat sick fish. It's just that it's exactly the same shit they use on us, just a different dose.
Which is useful information in a country where you can't buy antibiotics over the counter and shit hits the fan.
Ethan Rodriguez
Trump said a combination of antibiotics including Chloroquine might help cure covid. Then some retarded yanks took some fucking chlorine based cleaning products, because burgerbrain, then fucking died. Dems tried to blame Trump for burgers being this retarded
Isaiah King
eddie reveal yourself
Isaac Kelly
>Can we continue the chat about getting on with posh ((((people))))? Sure
>imagine being a "key worker" lmao, I work at home paid 100% and guaranteed no layoffs
Leo Scott
>Italians: play music with each other from their balconies while under lockdown and have a cool jam session
>brits: clap clap clap woohoo are enaychess clap clap clap
Alexander Flores
God lad I wish I was young again. I loved laying into police during a demo with an old cricket bat. The thwack of willow on fascist skull always reminds me of Summer.
Carter Clark
Give it time.
Ryder Miller
That's how you become Zimbabwe.
William Rogers
i like them but very often you can see how sheltered they've been all their life and it won't even cross their mind that not everyone is as rich as them
'riot' implies some kind of targetted anger. it'll be a boredom induced 2011 shoplift.
Jack Stewart
You'll make it mate, I have no doubt!
I remember a thread being last year, all meme flags posted the same comment within seconds and then 5 or 6 Israeli flags with different IDs posted the same comment in that thread. I think it was a bot in Israel. Very sneaky, not nice.
Alexander Allen
NIGHAS GOT 2HRS AN 26 MINUTES./
YOU LOT GOT 4 DAYS IN 26.
Jayden Ramirez
>81% CFR this was at 60% a few days ago. we're fucked.
nothing exciting is going to happen the british people are entirely docile today the government told them to clap and they clapped
Nathaniel Diaz
you wi, you lose you sing the blues there's no point in buying concrete shoes
Luis Barnes
i've got a big urge to be horrible to you i won't but i do
Nathaniel Reed
* * * REMINDER TO IGNORE ALL /cvg/ DOOMSPASTICS * * *
Joseph Cooper
fuck that fucking ram the fat cunt
fucking retard
Levi Williams
Boris fucked up with his meme herd strategy. Just accept it
Oliver Peterson
I'm poppin gout to look a the stars, gonna have a gander at the beehive cluster, it's just east of the two main stars of Gemini on roughly the same altitude, nice little cluster full of around a 1000 stars, looks nice through noculars, garden is right under an alley-light so it's spoils it a bit, been having bad thoughts about that light recently.
>I'm not knocking working class but all they talk about is beer and football, it gets a bit repetitive after a while
I know what you mean, my family are all very working class and i used to go out to the pub often with my older brother. All he did was listen to Pink Floyd all the time, get pissed and smoke weed. He had no hobbies or interests. Boring as fuck. I ask people what they do for a living sometimes and its like "i work at B&M Bargains". What are you supposed to say to that?
You learn alot about the art of conversation when you're throw in the mixing pot like that, and learn to pre-judge and adjust conversations well. I remember one time being at a rock club and met up with my friends' friends and got talking to some goth chick out in the smoking area. She had the big boots on, big black coat, white face, etc... all the clobber. We were talking about music and eventually i asked her if she was going to any festivals this year. She said "no, i don't think i should spend that much time in the sun". I jokingly asked "whys that? are you a vampire", and she deadpan said back to me "no, i have skin cancer". I just walked away awkwardly. Didn't know what to say.
Nolan Moore
tbf if they'd have tried to place a lockdown on the country 2 weeks ago everyone would have laughed and ignored it even more than now.
Andrew Gutierrez
Why are you so intimidated by them?
Brandon Rivera
>Did you go Royal Agricultural Uni? No.
Ryder Perez
>vegan chikunz tyrone won't like that
Connor Miller
everythings fucked and im eating cold spam
Camden Howard
Actually sounds like a Chinese drone defending Xi Jinping and the Communist Party. It only takes a whiff of authoritarianism for the sane to appreciate the virtues of liberty.
>spiritual son of Churchill In that he's fucking the country over for years to come? Might be on the money there.
Ayden Murphy
Have you tried spam, egg, beans, and spam?
Nathaniel Price
>I remember one time being at a rock club and met up with my friends' friends and got talking to some goth chick out in the smoking area. She had the big boots on, big black coat, white face, etc... all the clobber. We were talking about music and eventually i asked her if she was going to any festivals this year. She said "no, i don't think i should spend that much time in the sun". I jokingly asked "whys that? are you a vampire", and she deadpan said back to me "no, i have skin cancer". I just walked away awkwardly. Didn't know what to say. Kek! Is this true?
>This is basically those who were in hospital and recovered, and only severe cases go to hospital 99% of our active cases are apparently "mild", but only 19% "recover".
>and she deadpan said back to me "no, i have skin cancer" she was pulling your pisser.
Brody Green
>muh churchill >spitfire nationalism >wwii foundation mythos
Fucking plebs
Cameron Hill
Is that Cooking with Kay's son?
Connor Ward
You should try spam, egg, spam and spam.
Jeremiah Price
gonna post cringe
Wyatt Collins
The world isn't going to end but to say it's nothing is retarded. Lots of people will die and suffer long term illness and the economy will be trashed, just a matter of how bad it will be.
Jack Mitchell
Like I said in the last thread, you go OTT mate.
Asher Smith
Sounds delish.
Daniel Watson
Do they know eddie is a nonce?
Course it is lad, how else do you think he got so big and strong?
Cooper Hughes
Yeah, posh parties are the best, and most tend to have that Kate Middleton attentiveness when they talk to you. I was speaking to some 9/10 uber-posh Tory girl with a stutter about white genocide in South Africa. Brought it out of the blue but she was nodding along and saying 'yah' and 'wow that's awful' to everything I told her. They're just better people. My friend is very close to Pink Hedonist. There's something not right about her. She and others are planning on starting a new organisation after the OC flopped. There's definitely a spook among them too, I know which one it is. Does that work lad?
Know us by our fruits But we’re all rotten Apple in the worm We’ll be forgotten
When it comes to separate the wheat from the chaff we’ll be in the chaff and that’s just a fact
so I’ll just get drunk and get really wavy I’ve been fucked and god is shady Just get drunk and get really wavy I’ve been fucked and god is shady
Should be banned, should be banned How dare I even think that I’m a man I’ll end up dead by the age of thirty So I’ll just get fucking drunk and dirty
Reprise (switch the beat up) No wife, no plans, no happy life No wedding ring or tandem bike Just cheap bleak rooms and comedy Good lives don’t come for free Not for people Not for people Not for people like you and me Not for people like you
i think they're all nonces, don't want to call it too soon but that might just be eddie's nonce ring
Cameron Rivera
That's not cringe, comrade
Ryder Young
Kay mentioned in a Q&A once that Lee was bisexual. Imagine that being fucked up the arse.
Nathaniel Reyes
>that Kate Middleton attentiveness when they talk to you What's that?
Nathan Ross
>The world isn't going to end you can't gain any immunity to this virus and reinfection is always fatal. combine that with the organ/nervous system/testicular/brain damage and you'll see that we're truly fucked.
Carter Wood
Just made sausage and mash for me and the Mrs. 80% pork sausage. Caramalised some onions with demerara sugar and balsamic vinegar Butter and cream in King edward mash. The Mrs is just making some tea and she has some snowball cakes for desert. This corona virus is hard times.
