/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2584 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

lemme know when you're at 110 million corona chan

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what the fuck

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57k new cases and 2700 deads today holy fuck we gonna overtake tuberculosis as most deaths per day soon

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GLORIA GLORIA ESPAÑA

Godspeed corona chan!

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Often. Isn't that normal to tell that to ypur close family?

/r/ing the full version of pic related.

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CORONA CORONA CORONA CHANNNNNNNNN AH~ *SNIFF SNIFF* *BRAPP BRAPP* *SNIFF SNIFF* AHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA LICK YOUR TINNY LOLI CUNNY AS YOU SUCK MY CUM OFF MY SICK SMALL DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *SNIFF SNIFF LICK LICK SNIFF SNIFF* AHHHHHHHHHH YOUR VIRULENT SMELL IS SO PIERCING OF THE AIR, ITS AMAZINGBALLS YOUR STINKY PUTRID BAT SMELL! AHHHHHHHHHHHH~ *SNIFF SNIFF LICKS YOUR PUSS PUSS* CORONA I WANT YOU TO INFECT ME AND SHUT ME DOWN AND LOCK ME UP AND TIE ME UP FOREVER AND TAKE MY BREATH AWAY AS YOU ROB MY CUMMIES FOREVER...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CORONACHAN I FUCKING LOVE YOU BABE~

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Oh shit

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Stop this right now.

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bolso ou doria?

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>6200 cases in Italy today
so why isn't the lockdown working?

>Virus has been raging for 5 months
>Only 18k deaths
>No sign of losing access to food, water, electricity or internet
>Markets recovering already

Woah, some happening.
Take. Your. Meds. Schizos.

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Digits and the second wave will make Corona a MEV-1 experience.

>Spain: +718 deaths, +8271 cases
All in one fucking day.

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If I had COVID-19, I want to be treated in China, says WHO official
youtube.com/watch?v=m-lfD9Oajec

notice how chinks want you to associate her with dirty blonde hair?

does anyone have the pic of apu walking his dog and they are both wearing yellow hazmat suits? Please post

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SOMEONE ELSE BAKE NEXT
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We're #1 now burger bros...

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Get in the happening bunker, play some comfy tunes!
>comfyradio.blogspot.com

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You're going to be hit extremely hard at this rate, much harder than Italy.
As for South America, it's time to say goodbye to all the posters there.

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Dória
fuck the grandmakiller

Because its airborne

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I hope you get sick

>Italy finally started flattening the curve
nice

>U.S. overtakes China as the country with the highest number of confirmed coronavirus cases

USA

USA

USA

>italy isn't even number 1 at dying
hahahahahaha spaghettibros on suicide watch. get a real country.

Can we have riots?

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>who previously had a long career as an intelligence analyst
It almost makes one paranoid. Did they know? Is this all orchestrated? I don't know what to believe anymore, honestly.

>528263 infected
>23944 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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These are not fun times, these are dark times

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>object of your cooming is blond
How is it bad agein ariamutt?

Because the US actually tests their people. I wouldn't be surprised if China just went with the herd immunity strategy right now.

>43,646 Corona Cases

>23 Cases Critical

43,646 Corona Cases
23 Cases Critical

>43,646 Corona Cases

>23 Cases Critical

43,646 Corona Cases
23 Cases Critical

>43,646 Corona Cases

>23 Cases Critical

43,646 Corona Cases
23 Cases Critical

AHAHHAHAH

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muzzie culling when?

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This is only the beginning

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21 days incubation

I really want to sleep I spent the whole day doing university homework. I am so tired.

>A bunch of Londoners will die until Dyson makes enough ventilators to save the rest of the country
tell me again why i should care?

italy tier

Those are fucking hillarious times

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The US is so incredibly fucked. Some doctor working at a major hospital literally called the US healthcare system 4th world.

Trump is Nero and he is watching Rome burn

Brazil is getting a little too hot

> Bolsonaro asked people to continue working
> State Governors ordered lockdown anyway

Now:
> Foods are being discarded because shops and restaurants are closed
> Truck drivers are getting fed up because there is no food. Road restaurants are closed for them
> Companies firing en masse, including those who offer services to the public sector
> Governor of Sao Paulo state said the lockdown was necessary and he was monitoring coronavirus since january. People are angry because he let carnival to happen when he knew it was dangerous.
> Deputies are asking Sao Paulo governor to be ousted because of the retarded lockdown without planning
> Opposition is asking Bolsonaro to be ousted because he asked for companies to open up
> Public riots starting to happen in some cities

Fucking chaos all over in Brazil. Corona chan is the real-life Joker from Batman.

Trucker drivers are thinking to stop all services because restaurants are closed, this will sure cause a fucking disaster here.

Watch out for Brazil next week.

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have a song kike and i hope you get corona-chan
youtube.com/watch?v=ETEg-SB01QY

I HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERSI HATE NIGGERS

Fuck you all. America numba won

infected
dead
funny how these numbers have climbed. you can stop memeing now

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Come up with a slogan you can stick on a shirt for New Yorkers who get through this.
#NEWYORKSTRONG

>THE ASYMPTOMATIC PEOPLE MAY BE THE PROBLEM
OR
>THE TRANSMISSION ROUTE WE THINK MAY BE WRONG
>THE TRANSMISSION ROUTE WE THINK MAY BE WRONG
>THE TRANSMISSION ROUTE WE THINK MAY BE WRONG
>THE TRANSMISSION ROUTE WE THINK MAY BE WRONG

seems like they're just scared that people might be exposed to non-MSM sources that aren't deepthroating jew-dick all the time. If they lose control of the narrative then suddenly things turn against them very fast.
"oh no little timmy found out that we've been bullshitting everyone for decades, he's an extremist now"

This is hopefully amoung the highest italy will ever go
This post is going to age horribly

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The birds outside were chirping and making noise in code let me write out what I got ------>
3 3 3 5 4
I was trying to make them chirp for 2 0 1 for a sign from god but that's all I got. Birds know things
c c c e d
ccp
and for example if the bird did a 2 0 1 number code it'd have to to 2 chirps and wait for a few seconds and then do 1 chirp.
never ignore god's warnings signs and sigils. It's an outline placement for what's to come and related ect to events and the such.

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when the illustrator of that image is given the rope

literally the best timeline

>23 Cases Critical
Nobody believes you

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USA 1000 deaths yesterday
9 deaths today

Why is trump lying?

maybe all the good germans didn't die after all?

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This is the most beautiful happening ever

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Florida user here, can't wait to start taking pot shots at all of the fuckbag spring breakers spreading it

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I've been saying for a very long time that there will come a point when we will see mass suicides, and we'll even see suicide notes and goodbyes left here.

People need to prepare for what that will do to our psyche, we might laugh about a lot when it's not reality but an escape from a different kind of fucked up reality.

Most of Europe and the US are roughly 10 days behind Italy. Meaning we will get 10 more days of exponential rise in cases before the quarantine effects will show. Not as apocalyptic as many make it out to be, but this will severely cripple the western world after it's over, with China taking the #1 world power spot all according to keikoku.

Bolsonaro was the actual happening president.

>stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event
No-one said extinction level did they? Anyway look how long Spanish flu lasted. I bet in the first month or two they thought nothingburger

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ebin

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VIVA LA ESPAÑOL

Where is argibro

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Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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So yeah well know the details tomorrow about at ten in the morning, but our chief of police was on today on television with our justice minister and first of all, they are going to quarantine Uusimaa, which has our capitol and 1/3 of finns, and second of all, that girl power government we have put a white uniform wearing grey haired married man who looks worried even when he's smiling, more so when he's not, in charge of something related to this, and suprise suprise, that uniform man on telly said that he's given an official request to the military to support this operation. While the top brass of the military have not yet said anything publicly on this specific request, our defense minister, a tubby man with a lisp. was already on morning television telling how he's "anticipating a request" from the police, of which the military will naturally fully support.

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corsonaro kek

From the Babylon Bee.

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Finally, no model matches the reality one way or another so something is wrong.

This is impossible

autism

F

That one is not Corona krautbro.

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The truth is, hospitals aren't required to provide the number of critical cases so no one knows how many people are severely ill.

scary shit

BASEDSONARO

funny thing is that if there's a place on the planet where #herd has any chance whatsoever to work it's there or in India.

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>THE MODELS WERE INCORRECT

No shit. We had 3 starting countries who took wildly different routes in testing and containment.

Just look it up
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

by the way, Germany test over 500k people a week

it is a NOTHING BURGER

all other COUNTRIES are just weak and shit

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Back to the cage burgers.

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Thats amazing. How are the favellas right now?

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S M O K E W E E D

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those are some huge lips

"How are you enjoying 'the gift', user?"

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FUCK THIS WEBSITE NO ONE CHECKS MY RECURRING NUMERALS!!

and then remember the halo around the moon just a couple to a few weeks ago? This was a sign of impending doom and the rapture
>pic related
I saw the halo or ring form around the moon pretty saying that corona-chan will plague the entire world all 360 degrees

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Chinese shill log off

based. they'll never listen. /cvg/ doomers will eventually take to conspiracy theories when this virus fails to kill millions or leave any lasting mark on the world

Bolsodória, faggot

wow this is actually some good art

This virus is going to kill like 5% of the population without adequate medical care. I don't think any country can afford to lose that much of their population, not even China or India.

wrong, i am jerking to all new fetishes and not having to talk to people, its great!

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I knew Brazil wouldn't disappoint me

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CHINA DONUT TIN WONG!

damn and normies call us pathetic

Everyone is preparing to "live their best life", user.

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>People need to prepare for what that will do to our psyche
People would be better able to prepare if they were told the truth and allowed to process what is going to happen. Instead people are told lies and as time goes on the lies will be unable to match the reality of peoples eyes.
The dissonance is going to fuck them hard.

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Where is the Argentinian?

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ffs

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They already had uncontrolled community spread, so it's a lineup at hospitals in the North.

It's slowed it down in the South.

All of you probably got the virus as well

what did he mean by this

Reposting for visibility. All of those 2009 Swine Flu deaths everyone keeps talking about were ESTIMATED. Only 1642 confirmed deaths in the USA due to Swine Flu as of November 2009 testing.

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Cool, I get to work from home. How about Modern Warfare?

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I hope you are prepped HUEbro
We are in for dark times ahead.
Hopefully the commies dont get back in power, and brasilia is razed to the ground.
I just hope we come out better on the other side.

does anybody know where we can get the updated version of this?

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never let Brazilfags forget they're literal sewer-monkeys.

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This is like the fifth publicly known time this has happened. Throw in bioweapons research and incompetence and it's easy to see coming as a threat. The seas dying or geological disasters are a close second.

Gyppo dead. Most likely his whole clan is sick. The mayor of the village upset the doctor did not went to risk her life for that thieving filth.

Also the fucktard who pushed the idea of mandatory door to door testing resigns. Good riddance you fucking cunt, mass infection by idiotic staff avoided. Also the fact he had only 0.0001% of necessary tests did not helped.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z2tstJKfPeg

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SARS
MERS

the evidence was there that COVID was coming and scientists have been expecting new emergence based on nearly an 8 billion human population for may years now, COVID is no surprise to informed people

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IS HE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THE ADE OF VACCINES?!
IS HE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THE ADE OF VACCINES?!
IS HE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THE ADE OF VACCINES?!
IS HE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THE ADE OF VACCINES?!
IS HE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THE ADE OF VACCINES?!
IS HE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THE ADE OF VACCINES?!
IS HE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THE ADE OF VACCINES?!

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>with China taking the #1 world power spot all according to keikoku.
because china isn't also severaly fucked, right?
they aren't lying about their numbers, right?

>add the american anthem
everyone please rise

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>*issues european travel bans while being the most corona ridden shithole on the entire planet*
oy vey nothin personell kid

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No idea i thought Britanon makes them

Nothing wrong with a little Taihou

Italian guy at Trump presser is talking about ADE but didn't mention it by name

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Well look at what cha got the cheeky wank I'll check your numbers then

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So what is this I hear about Trump wanting to militarize the Canadian border?

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fuck your shithole country
revenge

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Watch this, very relevant, educate yourself what’s going on:

youtube.com/watch?v=hhNJtFMXDtY

China, technically should be close to herd immunity levels since they had uncontrolled spread for 2 months before locking down Wuhan.

80 percent is herd. They're at least 60, most likely 70 now.

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Brazil is going to look like hell in a few weeks.

HE IS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ADE!
HE IS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ADE!
HE IS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ADE!
HE IS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ADE!

Yup he planted the seeds

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>plenty of cases in Brazil and middle eastern countries
so the heat killing the virus is just meme, right?

BTW: The coronavirus is starting to become a real nothing burger. In Germany, the death rate is less than 1%. In the USA, it is right at 1%, in Spain, it is fucking 7% which is ridiculous. If it were not for Spain, Italy and China, the death rate would be much lower than 4%. So, it is becoming a nothing burger. Typical seasonal flu can do the same shit.

What kind of a shop is that?

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pravdareport.com/world/144421-covid_19_cia/

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damn dracula, yall got it rough

>► Detected: 525,812 (+54,844) ► Died: 23,714 (+2,438)

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>USA became the country with the most infected

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Peak brainwashing

Never I am not a pussy bitch. But I secretly pray for them tho!

is burger land finished?

>CUNY

I'd let her in in a heartbeat.

Oh America! How many virtous men have passed down your land, how many saints have won hearts for God. How much our virtue is going to be proven in this dire times.

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New death in Argentina

>China, technically should be close to herd immunity levels since they had uncontrolled spread for 2 months before locking down Wuhan.
It mostly spread within Wuhan and only really exited it on Chinese New Year.
I think there's still large, uncontrolled spread in the rural areas.

Exactly. They'll have to process it and get through the shock, alone, quarantined and scared in a lot of cases.

Add on top of that the fact that medicine will soon start running out, most people on heavier medication has for about a month, up to three months, of meds like benzos.

Now imagine those, facing that shock, without their precious benzo..

More like afterlife for most of them.

>ccced
sounds like succeed to me. but somethings else idek

I do, someone else is making their own version too

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Pizza hut is hiring permanent staff by mass there. This shows the demand for junk food delivery s at an all time high there. If they don't get infected by corona at point of delivery they will all die from diabetes and heart attacks. Top fucking kek.

I second this motion, as I looked up and down for it the other day.

based marylanders

>Nationalism bad

The virus doesn't mind extreme temperatures it seems.

>Austrian Chancellor Kurz admittet, Netanyahu warned about underestemating the Virus.

ISRAEL KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE VIRUS THAN WE DO

>43,646 Corona Cases

>23 Cases Critical

>262 Dead

>5,673 Recovered

Mortality rate of 0.5%
>Mortality rate of 0.5%

Mortality rate of 0.5%
>Mortality rate of 0.5%

AHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

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what's ADE? what does it do?

the chinks aren't sending their best when shilling

We beat Hep today but the day isn't over yet. Give it some time.

Well get to work we're number 2 now

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or like 'break away' from something hmm like that other word meaning to break away or go away type thing not succeed like success ful

> not respecting anthems.
you're the one who has been brainwashed

Worldwide over 18 months there were only like 18.5k confirmed Swine flu deaths. Corona already broke that a day or 2 ago and shes still accelerating.

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Deaths / (Deaths + Recovered)
Gives much higher death rates
Infected / Deaths
Is the retarded way to calculate it