/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2583 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

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>There is a quarantine
>Thinks people go outside to die
wat?

CORONA CORONA CORONA CHANNNNNNNNN AH~ *SNIFF SNIFF* *BRAPP BRAPP* *SNIFF SNIFF* AHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA LICK YOUR TINNY LOLI CUNNY AS YOU SUCK MY CUM OFF MY SICK SMALL DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *SNIFF SNIFF LICK LICK SNIFF SNIFF* AHHHHHHHHHH YOUR VIRULENT SMELL IS SO PIERCING OF THE AIR, ITS AMAZINGBALLS YOUR STINKY PUTRID BAT SMELL! AHHHHHHHHHHHH~ *SNIFF SNIFF LICKS YOUR PUSS PUSS* CORONA I WANT YOU TO INFECT ME AND SHUT ME DOWN AND LOCK ME UP AND TIE ME UP FOREVER AND TAKE MY BREATH AWAY AS YOU ROB MY CUMMIES FOREVER...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CORONACHAN I FUCKING LOVE YOU BABE~

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The press room has been slowly dwindling in number lol

Lethality increase soon.

Here's the Corona-Chan writefaggotry for all you coomers out there:

pastebin.com/Re4PhreU

Ath this point it's less of a oneshot and more of a choose your own adventure game script.

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It's... it's not fair...
user! Say something!

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>we really have 1 million cases
>source: ???

cuz no one gives a shit anymore. they say the same thing everyday theres no point in going

Sweden and South Korea are proof that locking down a country DOES NOT WORK in preventing the spread of infections

It was very based of writefag to deliver so much

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>I’m in denial
I hope this retard drops dead soon

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I work as an internet technician. I don't want to work, user-Chan. I'm afraid

>The Mossad helped bring another 400,000 coronavirus test kits to Israel from an undisclosed foreign location, the Prime Minister’s Office says.
>PMO refuses to comment further, specifically who sold the kits, leading to assumption it's a country that doesn't have ties with Israel
timesofisrael.com/mossad-brings-another-400000-coronavirus-test-kits-to-israel/
OY VEY

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>nearly 2500 deaths today
but but it's just a nothingburger

How are my fellow Essential workers hangin’?

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cunny

HER HAIR IS BLACK

My Army buddy sent me this. What does this mean?

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Florida fag here, so check this...
>man goes to Italy
>keeps moving away from bad areas as virus kicks off
>finally gets stuck in naples on a flight to lisbon to gtfo b4 lockdowns and flight ban
>has to wait in PACKED lines to get back to USA
>woman on flight near him was coughing 9 hours straight
>lax or no screenings literally free to move about after getting off plane in Miami
>jumps on palm tran train to get home in palm beach
>tests positive weeks later
>the trains are still running
I hate this world so much, it needs to burn nothing less...

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Stop coomin

Your body needs those zinc minerals and your brain needs those receptor bindings

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You are both very cute

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Nice proofs you got there memeflag FAG

Swine flu had 200.000-500.000 confirmed deaths you alarmist happooner faggot in options field

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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Still a long way to go to hit the 250,000 - 600,000 flu deaths per year, and most countries are at their peak now. Nice doomlarping though

She just keeps growing

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Explain

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THE SPANISH SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST LEFT MEDIA MAKES FAKE JOURNALIST TWITTER ACCOUNTS FOR TRYING TO HIDE THE GOVERMENT BEING GULTY OF THE OUTBREAK IN SPAIN
>THE SPANISH SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST LEFT MEDIA MAKES FAKE JOURNALIST TWITTER ACCOUNTS FOR TRYING TO HIDE THE GOVERMENT BEING GULTY OF THE OUTBREAK IN SPAIN
THE SPANISH SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST LEFT MEDIA MAKES FAKE JOURNALIST TWITTER ACCOUNTS FOR TRYING TO HIDE THE GOVERMENT BEING GULTY OF THE OUTBREAK IN SPAIN

>elespanol.com/espana/politica/20200326/miguel-lacambra-misterio-periodista-fantasma-coronavirus-gobierno/477703642_0.html

OH NONONONONON WHERE IS FRANCO

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"Buyed". Nice euphimism for stealing.

>GO BACK TO WORK
Topkek

Felt like a long ass week teleworking. Considering going to the office once or twice next week since it will be quiet and the damn dog won’t annoy me

shouldn't ebola-chan be a negress?

>"YOU NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK,GOYIM!"

based trumpy

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

You are aware that you can just eat something to get more zink? It's not a limited supply

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At this point we should go for a disease girl dating sim or a hentai RPG

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Corona Chan confirmed to be addicted to White dick.

I miss Ebola chan.

How is thing going on in Brazil? My father toll me that everything is ok because Bolsonaro made good decisions.

SCIENTIST SAYING AGAIN THE PANGOLIN IS THE ORIGIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS
>SCIENTIST SAYING AGAIN THE PANGOLIN IS THE ORIGIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS
SCIENTIST SAYING AGAIN THE PANGOLIN IS THE ORIGIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS
>SCIENTIST SAYING AGAIN THE PANGOLIN IS THE ORIGIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS
SCIENTIST SAYING AGAIN THE PANGOLIN IS THE ORIGIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS
>SCIENTIST SAYING AGAIN THE PANGOLIN IS THE ORIGIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS
SCIENTIST SAYING AGAIN THE PANGOLIN IS THE ORIGIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS
>SCIENTIST SAYING AGAIN THE PANGOLIN IS THE ORIGIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS
SCIENTIST SAYING AGAIN THE PANGOLIN IS THE ORIGIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS

>bbc.com/news/science-environment-52048195

NOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY ARE AGAINST OUR CUTE PANGOLINS AGAIN SOMEONE NEEDS TO HELP THEM AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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That is fucking stupid and Florida is going to burn. Every boomer in this hell hole deserves it. I just want a nice hot empty swamp I can enjoy in peace.

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>6 million
OY

lmao
How does he do it, you ready for April Billy boy?

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Walked around today and actually managed to breath air instead of car fumes.
Not a single paki in sight.
Sun out, flowers and blossom blooming
Sipping a nice cuppa when I got back
Gubment bursary gibs came in yesterday
I’m happier now than I have ever been before
BLESS YOU CORONA CHAN
KILL EM ALL

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HER HAIR IS FUCKING BLACK

>undisclosed foreign location
Let me guess, best ally much?

TRUMP IS RAMBLING AGAIN

>our people want to get back to work
>I hear it loud and clear from everybody
>(during a pandemic)
>just social distance goyim

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No, she fucking hates niggers

I'm thinking just lock myself in my room and just hope that he gets it and drives to the ICU so he can die a safe distance away. Fuck normalfags. He got done coming home from a party last weekend and I asked him what the fuck he was doing and he just gave me this smug look and said "Can't help it, I just have particular urges"

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IM FUCKING COOMING

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Where is the new updated coronachan breast expansion gif

I demand it

>0
>3

FUCK OFF cia slidefags. Either reply to someone or post something that contributes to the discussion. Spam-posting memes and lewds is a clever way to hide information, clever I admit, but it's fucking annoying and you need to die in a car fire

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H A M B U R G E R
M A D E
O F
L I T E R A L L Y
N O T H I N G

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HER HAIR IS FUCKlNG BLACK

>What's your perspective on the 3.3 million unemployment, Mr. President?
>It's no one's fault

Gods revenge for stopping the holy war of 1933. Russia, UK and USA need to apologize right now to Germany or face the Aryan wrath.

Wednesday's major coronavirus updates:
- USA: +11,204 cases, +146 deaths
- Spain: +7,457 cases, +656 deaths
- Italy: +5,210 cases, +683 deaths
- Germany: +3,907 cases, +47 deaths
- France: +2,931 cases, +231 deaths
- Iran: +2,206 cases, +143 deaths
- UK: +1,452 cases, +43 deaths

its an estimation

Italy estimates their cases at 600,000
intallaght.ie/italy-could-have-600000-infected-ten-times-more-than-those-registered/

How's the cremations coming along in italy?

can they even keep up with the 6 gorillion?

hamburgers are now made of literally nothing now that restaurants are closed due to COVID-19

The whole happening made me love the concept of virus girls. I'm all for it

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Someone posted this pic of his respirator cartridges the other day, i have a similar one from the same company/logo on it and was wondering whether i can change it out for a P100 cartridge instead like the one on the right? I think the user who posted his said something about having changed out the original one for another one too but didn't specify which one

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So much this! Has anyone ever seen a "virus"? Of course not. Viruses and bacteria are a hoax to control us.
Press "upvote" if you know the truth.

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strains, treatment?

Why don't these retards making these arguments realise that if you are missing this many cases then you are also missing a shitload of deaths. It's already said in Italy by Italian authorities that deaths are probably 4x what is reported, so why do people (even supposedly competent epidemiologists) keep acting like it is only mild cases that are missed?

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.
Pray that it doesnt reach the bat population from the amazonas.

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Can someone tell me why our govts are modelling and expecting 20% or 60% of the population to get this shit when China shut it down with 80k cases which is 0.01 of Wuhan's population and like an infinitesimally small percent of their whole population?

DOG BLESS AMERIGA

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LMAO HE MENTIONED TO TRUMP THAT THEY'RE NUMBER 1

bat aids will be here forever

wow.... humanity is the virus thank you banksy