PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TIME FOR ANOTHER PRESSER EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 3/26/20
youtu.be/rnrjo0Sxat4
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/26/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144900259001/
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on F&F 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144897832001
>FEDChair Powell on TODAY 3/26/20
youtu.be/WjCAoPYefQ4
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/25/20
c-span.org/video/?470675-1/
youtu.be/s_pVHgoYSyY
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 3/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144769991001
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Hannity 3/25/20
youtu.be/luF95Qoy6r0
>WHTradeDir Navarro on Newsy 3/25/20
youtu.be/jH_EY-7fqpw
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/25/20
youtu.be/Sb634_bmZoc
>PressSec Stephanie on F&F 3/25/20
youtu.be/UpsYnSq_X0Y
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on F&F 3/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144613585001
>SG Adams on Ingraham 3/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144796937001
>SG Adams on JohnFredericksShow 3/25/20
youtu.be/Rg52ChayQMw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/25/20
youtu.be/xkyO1DTqoWQ
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on ErickErickson 3/25/20
youtu.be/uKlL3-tn0hE?t=1200
>CFTCChair Tarbert on Bloomberg 3/25/20
youtu.be/WxsOKvadwi8
>KAC outside WH 3/25/20
youtu.be/nvsI3K1H9cQ
>KAC on FoxNews 3/25/20
youtu.be/HhKW38nHgE0

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fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/
jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399
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MAGA

how has an awoo thread lasted 2 weeks?

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MAGA

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Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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>*bread
call it what you will, it still belongs in the trash

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/o/ is a very slow board full of weebs

who was the wise guy

>starts by shitting on the media
lel

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Is trump having difficulty breathing during the press briefing? Just genuinely curious lads

FAKE NEWS BTFO!!!

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Who was the little wise guy?

>vegetable
>cake
pick one

MAGA

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Meanwhile, in the Wall St. Journal

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NO WISEGUYS

looks like it

MAGA
FUCK GIBS
BACK TO WORK

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Fake News!

Magger

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In all seriousness has he slept?
What in the fuck is he talking about?
Tom Brady?
Someone is a wise guy?
What?

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Trump is thanking the democrats

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yeah, because that's what's important right now

me

fuckin based

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Bearbros got too cocky.

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This is how he talks when he's reading a script. Once he starts taking questions he'll be back to normal.

MAGA

i just want the ban on large gatherings to end
my business depends on tradeshows and conventions as we build a lot of the booths and displays for other businesses there

Just got this alert, guess it’s time to go out lmao

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SO. MUCH.WINNING

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>ONE VOTE
I DARE YOU CUNT

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tell me more about the jews

NO FUN ALLOWED

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>gothamist
That's new.
What the fuck is that?

>harris county
very interesting

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By deep throating them.

This but unironically

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>cat
>dum
pick 2

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NYC rag

Now post the numbers for the flu

thank God

lel he's shitting on McCain again
>stock buyback and executive compensation abuse protections
GOOD

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>boomers keep q posting
god this live chat was a mistake

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Would rather have my child be gay than be a race mixer

Its how he has always done it.
Starts talking about a few different things, and combines them all into one

>most cases
>still less deaths

Heh. Nothin personal kid.

can't you fucking niggers just be nice?

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It's Louisiana. Mardi Gras celebrations.

That's why I like the White House stream. No niggerchat.

If people can't work, why is the media still selling their hystery?
When Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon get fired I'll believe their bs

oh no

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hes fine, always sounds like this when reading.
people ask if he is sick EVERY single time.
it may even be a meme to ask if he is sick at this point.

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Who's paying for all this?

Cops are colluding with the ADL to assassinate white people. The fbi is setting up and entrapping to assassinate white people for politics and clickbait for the news to feed an agenda of anti white to divide all of europe from america and russia to have china win ww3. The fbi is actively colluding with china to destroy us from within with the help of the ADL.

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can't you fucking faggots just be straight?

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Five more years!

(You)

China really stepped up and sold Spain 700000 test that didn't work. Oh and Italy has about 300-400 hundred thousand Chinese nationals who are responsible for the spread in Italy. This totally has nothing to do with that.

> do you know what cluster of genes they found shared in southern ireland?
> iberian origin
I already told you about that in the past. It is not that "Iberians" ended up in Ireland, but that Celts got kicked south from Gaul all the way down to present day Galicia / Portugal until they got cornered and ended up crossing the channel.

Northern Portuguese and Galician are likely the rest of the lineage that got left behind

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You don't understand EXPONENTIAL GROWTH. THOSE NUMBERS ARE GOING TO QUADRUPLED IN A WEEK

Oh never mind.
The governor of Washington is retarded.

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can't you fucking faggots just be not gay?

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Epidemiologist Neil Ferguson, who created the highly-cited Imperial College London coronavirus model, which has been cited by organizations like The New York Times and has been instrumental in governmental policy decision-making, offered a massive revision to his model on Wednesday.

Ferguson’s model projected 2.2 million dead people in the United States and 500,000 in the U.K. from COVID-19 if no action were taken to slow the virus and blunt its curve.

However, after just one day of ordered lockdowns in the U.K., Ferguson has changed his tune, revealing that far more people likely have the virus than his team figured. Now, the epidemiologist predicts, hospitals will be just fine taking on COVID-19 patients and estimates 20,000 or far fewer people will die from the virus itself or from its agitation of other ailments.

Ferguson thus dropped his prediction from 500,000 dead to 20,000.

dailywire.com/news/epidemiologist-behind-highly-cited-coronavirus-model-admits-he-was-wrong-drastically-revises-model?utm_source=63red.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=63red

OH NO NO AHHH HAHAHAHA

DONT LET THE KIKE SHILLS IN CORONA CHAN KNOW

They can work from home Trumplet

Mardi Gras has been over for weeks

MASSIVE PACKAGE

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i remember not to call your mum a vegetable after i creampied her

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17 intelligence agencies and not one warned Trump about our empty stockpiles

bee smart

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>they can cause a panic from home
Lmao

1mil infected and 40k+ dead in a week ez

>left behind
fags

seething

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user, I...

>just wait two weeks bro just read the pastebin
Yawn

so how butthurt will people be when trump loses the popular vote again but wins EC

> just one day of ordered lockdowns in the U.K., Ferguson has changed his tune
Really made me think

Sad but true.

Boy I wonder if that has something to do with those bugmen undercutting all of the factories, forcing them to close, then building everything there?

Fuck I hate every traitorous piece of shit who defends China. Fuck the CCP, fuck the PRC.

Sino Delende Est.

Awoos are branching out, it seems

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>TRUMP TO INFECT THE SHIP WITH A KISS

>Trump seeing the ship off
Nice.

Le me post thots.

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>chinks send crap material and fake tests to make Italians look way worse then them while appear friendly
Scott Adams was right

Mexican freemason cops colluding with the ADL to assassinate white people on behalf of a politicized anti white fbi colluding with chicoms to divide white nations for ww3 so china wins

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What have you guys done with your extra cromapocalypse MAGAtime

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We love our ships, don't we folks.

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Fuck the undocumented. Justice is served. I'm cumming so hard right now.

Look up this term: incubation period.
And this term: asymptomatic carrier

are we gonna get a coronavirus MAGA hat after all this is over?

awoo guys.
Did P*l*si fuck us over again?

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>t. coronavirus
don't listen to its lies, stay indoors

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Are you retarded? What was hard to understand about him referencing his discussion with the Governors? He said the headlines concerning Tom Brady was fake news. Only one Governor in the meeting was an asshole, meaning it wasn't contentious.

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So let me get this straight. The federal reserve loans money to the US government. And then the government pays that back with interest.
How the fuck does this make sense. Shouldn't a national currency be backed by the government. And not a private bank.

>Trump doing the lick a toilet challenge because it's just the flu bro

Ive started hoarding prep-H wet wipes.
Ill sell on ebay when people start panic buying in November.

>tell me more about the jews
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/243717229

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/244865233

> asymptomatic carrier
So you’re saying the virus isn’t dangerous?

How new are you?

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hush, Trump's on.

youtu.be/q4o7nryuJao

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welcome to the club, fren.

Depends on which of the two strains you have, and what kind of underlying conditions you have. Yes, there is more than one strain. Only one has been lethal.

Predictable

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Only to those mostly likely to die from anything around them already.

Are people waking up to the evil that are chinkoids

youtu.be/n8SrNVU72so

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Fresh off the boat.

>stay indoors
this

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>BLAH BLAH BLAH ME ME ME BIGLY TREMENDOUS SO GOOD
GET THIS RETARD OFF THE STAGE

Yes I have definitely noticed that it only kills people who are already dying

is there a difference in this context? can people go asymptomatic indefinitely? is there a middle ground like a slight cough but no fever then it's gone?

Dem governors to Trump:
>YOU NEED TO DO OUR JOB FOR US!

GO OUTSIDE AND LICK SURFACES

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link to press conference????

MAGA
Inb4 'MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT'

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They're live streamed and on Fox. It's impossible to not see one.

VANQUISH

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So what's actually going on in america?

>6 months ago
>TRUMP HASNT HELD ANY WH PRESS CONFERENCES

Stay mad, moron!

Cope

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Imagine being this much of a cunt.
Kys

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We'll find out tomorrow if she tries to sneak something in. The original House that she drafted is toxic, but the GOP and everyone else will absolutely rail on her if she tries to slip something in again before the vote tomorrow

>DailyFail

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MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
KEEP AMERICA HEALTHY

The media wants us all to be scared

youtube.com/watch?v=Z3i1qyZOumc

we don't know

>I DONT WANT TO GOVERN I WANT TO KEEP MAKING CASH ON THE SIDE WHILE DOING NOTHING
>FUCKING DRUMPF DO MY JOB

NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Next you'll say this newly minted money is loaned at zero interest to other private banks that, instead of investing are allowed to loan it to companies and individuals at very high interest!
> haha, imagine
Now imagine if said banks could loan not the amount of money they have in reserve but ten times that!

BACK TO WORK

Awoo.
>just got done with a nap
>I feel more tired now

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>They want to go to work. They have to go to work.
> They want to go back.
> They have to go back.

>they have to go back

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US OPENING ON MONDAY

> THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

kek while that's probably true in this case, there are diseases that can stay dormant in you for a long time, still capable of infecting other people, and then popping up just to get you later
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingles
shingles isn't infectious while it's dormant but it does show that you can have an "asymptomatic" infection that will suddenly start showing symptoms later

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An asymptomatic carrier never has to show symptoms while infected. "Asymptomatic" means.. no symptoms. Slight cough/fever are symptoms.

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SHOW THE PRESS CONFERENCES, FAGGOTS

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THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

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it's about time t b h I'm fucking sick of them

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

NEET LIFE CANCELLED

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Seattle council approves $5.6B budget that boosts spending on homelessness, opioid crisis
seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/seattle-council-approves-5-6b-budget-that-boosts-spending-on-homelessness-opioid-crisis/

>I feel more tired now
how long was your nap, did you complete a full REM?

>america to pass italy in coronavirus cases

kek. trump is so fucked

QUESTION TIME ALREADY

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WE HAVE TO GO BACK

1,100 deaths in two months. Literal nothingburger.

To work

Learn to hear.

VANQUISH

THIS

VIRUS

I cant watch because some try hards at work are doing a conference call. Is it a good and high energy presser?

>BLAH BLAH BLAH ME ME ME BIGLY TREMENDOUS SO GOOD
>GET THIS RETARD OFF THE STAGE
so I guess you're a Biden fan?

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>NOBODY'S FAULT IN THIS COUNTRY
eat it pooh bear

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youtu.be/SDAU8Tz5mMA

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>NOBODY'S FAULT...CERTAINLY, NOBODY IN THIS COUNTRY

WHEN DO WE DECLARE WAR ON CHINA

>that it only kills people
You're giving it to much credit bro, it's like a jew it just holds you down while something else kills you.

>could be six million
what did he mean by this

6 MILLION

>A nation of 320 million to surpass a nation of 60 million.

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Just make sure you take a blood thinner.

>it's nobody's fault... especially not in this country
ChYna BTFO

1/10th of those deaths was today. I’d try to explain why that’s important but migatards don’t understand math.

Bob Knight was right, journalism is only one step above prostitution

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>could be a gorillion
The numbers were lower tho

>enemy stares you in the face
I love Trump so much. Fuck the media!

>EQUAL JUSTICE
END LEAFS

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if more than 40% of us were quarantining, it might not be a problem

kek

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>Prime Minister Trudeau is complaining about that
oh no that sucks

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what ever happened to ICE bae?

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>Trump shitting on Canada
this is gonna be fun

The Hidden Enemy!

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BUILD THE NORTHERN WALL

How many were senior citizens and people with preexisting health problems?

>Troops on Canadian Border
Fuck yes day of the rake is approaching

>JUST TWO MORE WEEKS ARTHUR

CHINA LITERALLY USING CANADA AS A PROXY STATE TO AVOID TARIFFS! AHAHAHAHAAHAHA

LEAFS ARE A JOKE

>just be scared bro just hide
Lmao gay

Deported.

If our numbers end up being like italy in terms of statistics, basically all of them.

Italy has had practically no deaths of people under 40-50 without pre-existing conditions.

there really should be a test on civics, history, economics, and basic logic before people are allowed to come here because this shouldn't be news
why do you think people on Yas Forums have complained about the fed for as long as anyone can remember? why do you think people have cried for the gold standard or anything but fiat money to be returned to? current money's value is based on trust and debt

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>100 people died today of the meme virus
1,300 people in the U.S. died today from smoking cigarettes. Fucking kill yourself, dipshit.

Whole hole hour.

Will Trump seize Canadian waifus for Americans to make white babies with?