US has more confirmed cases than China

Greed and corporate bailouts. Congress has signaled that companies won't be allowed to fail so everyone is pumping knowing they can make the taxpayer foot the bill

They didn't. They're obviously fucking lying about their numbers.

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Kick out all foreign journos, only release state sponsored news

government is buying bitcoin

>he bought? declare martial law

>US has more confirmed cases than China
Why does this even matter? Chink rats have lied from the start. The massive CO2 emission bursts from China in the past few months aren't from burning cows.

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Too bad the 3.3 million newly unemployed won't have the cash to buy the dip

>welding people into their homes to quarantine them
>killing dogs because they can spread the disease
>nuking their cities with scorched earth disinfectant sprays
>lying out their ass to the rest of the world

They're probably carting the infected away and treating them with a healthy dose of firing squad too

It doesn't

It's pure hysteria except it's buy buy buy instead of sell sell sell because the gooberment passed a free moneyz for everyone bill.

It's all speculation and hysteria, none of it grounded in economic fundamentals or reality.

Unlimited ink

>China
>not having over a million cases

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Because it was fake
China released a flu strain, pretended it was something more the western cucks bought it and now China is laughing as the West literally destroys itself over the flu. It was true 4d chess ahahahaha. Go buy some more toilet paper

That is because traders are optimistic that the stimulus package will pass tomorrow. They will be paniced when the Democrats reject it in the house. The DOW will go into free fall and with no stimulus and a crashing stock market the US will go into an economic depression.

-Memstradamus 26/3/2020

Let me speculate for a minute

The VIX is at $61 this shit is not over yet. The VIX is the volatility index it was at 13.70 in feb.

It fell from 29k and is back up almost 4,000 points from a few days ago. All that says is that our economy is super volatile and fragile and that if the virus gets worse than so will the economy, and most medical professionals do expect it to get worse.

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>How does this make any sense?
I don't think you have a good grasp how much money the US has. We, as a country, are insanely rich...
Now, you canucks have a pretty good standard of living. For the most part, because you live right next to us, speak our language and pretty much do what we tell you to do.
But you don't understand American Exceptionalism.

>China
Take your Bat Soup Schizo

>fires workforce
>tons of money from not having to pay people

This is what I want

IMAGINE believing CCP shills

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When more and more people aren’t working?

It's fake. The FED's pumping infinite money into it. Soon it will need more printers. Far, far more...

>By all accounts should things not be tanking more than they were?
Lol they will

> How does this make any sense?

The stock market can see past its nose.

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Up to 21 million dead based on the data provided by the Chinese telecoms. And no way is it contained.

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So we’re expecting market devastation from this then?

Who needs sense when money printer can just go brrrrrr haha

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fed pump

>Current year +5
>Still believes the mainstream media
Fucking hell some people never learn.

Who cares about what the goyim are doing? What matters is shareholders.

its called QE. the government just passed a 6 trillion dollar bill to save america. all it does is put money in companies hands through wall street. what your looking at is part of the money put directly into wall street

the problem is that eventually the bonds bought with the government money reach maturity and then are removed. so you delayed some companies from going bankrupt that are publicly traded. it does not make them financially secure. all the money the government put in vanishes over time on paper. they can keep putting it in but it looks bad and its your tax dollars

so they fire people and keep the money with the threat that if the government doesnt keep giving them money they go bankrupt and it looks like the government sucks at maintaining the economy. its the apple scenario

all they're doing is taking loans and then using them to buy their own stocks and treasury bills, nigger
that's all they need to do to pretend they're doing something

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Printing money and we're going back to work soon. Sorry wagie you tried to get out but Trump's putting an end to it.

You must appease the line. All hail the line.

Seriously. How many grannies are we gonna sacrifice to Mammon?

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UNLIMITED QE! TLDR: fed prints trillions and buys stocks. then sells stocks when they want to and hits print once more and buys same stock over again. THE END

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Take your semen, namefag.

china lied about their numbers, most of the stocks that are going up is due to the 2 trillion being poured into lower income homes and small businesses
Wait until next month

The oligarchy is about to get a huge bailout. That's why the market's doing so well.

By the end of April, yes. For now everyone is mentally prepared to hunker down for a bit.

Saving rally for the remaining Jews to mass sell off

shut up, they wouldnt possibly be that retarded

This
The amount of people complaining about losing 100k in their 401ks is really starting to piss the wagies off

>Mammon
>not sacrificing to heeb deities
It's like you don't want to be a jew or something.

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Not at all, money printer go brrrrrrr.

Our quality of life will massively decrease as assets and good are hyperinflated and we lose our purchasing power, which the eradication of the middle class was the official government policy anyway.

Not much will change except our slow decline into poverty will accelerate for a time while Jewish bankers and stock brokers fuck 1000 dollar a night prostitutes and do cocaine.

>Wait until next month
Yeah, this is definitely going to start putting on collective mental strain on the population by May. If another wave were to hit, like with the Spanish Flu, then the shit will start hitting the fan like we've never seen.

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Only Mummy can save us from corona-chan

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>stop testing people
>claim no one else is sick
Based bug men

>he still thinks the market is run by mathemetitions and not just retarded gambloomers

The stock market is fundamentally a measure of certainty/uncertainty about the future, not a reaction to news that everybody knew was coming. (News that everybody knows is already priced in).

I think people are seeing
>virus fatality rate exaggerated potentially by an exponential amount, per WSJ
>virus appears to be treatable with long established generic medicines
>unemployment was brutal but within expectations
>evolution of strategy to local/targeted vs bringing whole country to a halt
>big ol fiscal stim package

This has restored optimism to the market, and with that certainty. Obviously we will enjoy a brutal recession due to the simultaneous overnight collapse of supply and demand; this is completely unprecedented.

Of course, the idea that this "cancels" the happening is ridiculous — it's just even more bailouts and bubble building etc..

But I think the chances are decent that the collapse has been postponed by another 5-10 years. Still, these are early days.

Because this is the most retarded freak out in recent history. All these quarentines and shit are horrible for the economy. We need to get back to normalcy... I'm glad we freaked out in the US less than other places, but Goddamn was this all so fucking stupid.

Because everyone knows it's a hoax

and then maybe we can start killing these corporate jews (in minecraft)

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If they can't 100% get rid of this in one wave it is fucked
Most people are not prepared for this so if it comes again even more will get fucked over and the economy would crash since there would be no true end in sight like there is now

This, once real numbers come out like unemployment and earnings, people will freak again and it will be selloff time. Probably another month before anything stabilizes if they actually restart around easter.

Pretty much the plan here too