Brit/pol/ - >tfw clapped the NHS workers because the media told you to Edition

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nothingburger confirmed, NHS won't be overwhelmed, everyone go home, state-mandated claps not necessary

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PAY RESPECT TO ALL THE HECKING DOCTORS AND NURSERINOS WHO ARE WORKING AND FIGHTING HARD DURING THIS CRISIS NOOOOOOOOOOO

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>go to the shop
>till lady starts coughing

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Can't stand this white nonce

How deadly is the coronavirus? It's still far from clear
twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/1243237010753630208?s=20

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He was being a nonce t b h

>normal
did it ever exist?

But I'm in direct contact with the AliExpress sales team and they told me over 40 million Chinese died

Big clap for all the brave cleaners in RNHS doing important work disinfecting all toilets and sinks

it's never going to happen. there no chance of a vaccine or treatment for this virus and you can't become immune to it, thanks to ADE and the mutation rate.

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Only wish to have 5m for us
>That'd be 10% of comfy properties on the market vacant and (((landlords))) BTFO

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Hi bongs

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chantards are soibois.
stop trying to pretend you're a breed apart.

ITT: Virgin right wing racist incel freak perms shut-ins hating on people applauding brave NHS workers who are putting their lives at risk for humanity

But this is literally you about people who think clapping is cringe lmao

>Ferguson thus dropped his prediction from 500,000 dead to 20,000.

lmao what a cunt

why are you so mad at pubes' moral consistency and belief in equality

ok coofer

blancmange, blancmange, bla-bla-blancmange
youtu.be/7yxP-0T6PEM

i want to leave it all behind
id rather spend the rest of my days being a land surveyor on mars, or something

That isn't possible

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we're looking at close to 50 million deaths in the UK alone.

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God is dead, but it seems He has been replaced by the NHS.

someone post these fabled clips of eddie being a nonce

is what pube said true? are you only doing this to divert attention away from all your attacks on children?

nonce
can't grow a beard
chantard
probably watches anime

NO

clap

This

They have to clean corona infected areas, seems like you don't know shit about the job.

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looks like an expert :)

EVERYBODY ELSE CLAPPED WHY DIDN'T YOU?

>he deserved it
>he trusted pube

>blancmange
youtube.com/watch?v=dpD4-nA3hM0

i am worse than soibois
and that makes me better than them

all those welsh borders cottages with a fat parcel

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I want life to go back to normal only the normies stay inside so we have quiet roads and quiet shops

please clap

I'm not on the front lines of the cleaning world

I was too busy helping nurses at the foodbank with their free shit

Ive only got one hand. Fucking shitlord.

>*shire theme plays*
>*record scratch*
Sorry dude, but this ain't hollywood. This is the novel ending. The sacking of the shire is real.

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Schlop schlop schlop

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>durr theres this new virus rite and you carnt even become immune to it unlike literally every other virus on earth, scarey rite?
you fucking spastic

Based, Lum will grant your wish
It is her duty as the space oni
No he has been replaced by a sexy green haired chic

i was too busy coughing :(

I find this confusing. There were rainbows on the official covid19 emails at work too... But it seems like only last week there were rainbows on emails about bummers being great, and not the disease spreading degenerates they obviously are.

Are these two related. Does bumming cause corona virus, or AIDS? I am so confused.

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>5 weeks for bennies to come through
Looks liike beans on toast is on the menu lads, that's of course if I can even get any beans

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I don't get how anybody could trust that deadbeat junkie

Imagine the smell.

Noncebeard

I was wanking at the time. Does that count?

N I E C E
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You'd be under martial law

Kek please let this be true please

men are more likely to die from corona virus than women.

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I'm a cleaner in a nhs hospital, we are the lowest paid and the most shit on but if it wasn't for us they would have to shut down the hospital.

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Or know much about hospitals.

Think a bit about what "sterile" actually means.

why didn't you repeatedly slap the fingers of your good hand onto your palm?
why do you hate our doctors and nurses?

There was a good example in the 30s and 40s of a man who thought his people were better than all the others, we all know how that ended.

>clapped for the NHS
>simultaneously shitposted on twitter about how retarded it is to clap for the NHS
why not both?

the UK has an aging population, and a lot of tourists going to abroad are elderly/boomers

so its mostly down to that, than the disease about to kill us all.

That said probably most elderly people will be wiped out, so thats around 2 million or so +