/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2582 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Would you fug wuhan chan?

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gary !

USA USA USA

YES PLEASE

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Why do you always have to win at everything burgers

Why not?

>fucking bugs
gross

Reminder: China had 2 full months of uncontrolled spread before a lockdown

That means at least 30 percent of the country has it, with 60 percent more likely

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POST YFW YOU GET YOUR TRUMPBUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX(tm) IN THE MAIL

JFL AT YOU INCELS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOCIALIST CONDITIONING

GET SOME BREAD NIGGA QUIT COMPLAININ CUZ WE GETTIN BREAD FROM DONALD

LMFAOOOOOO

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Why hasn't pol ordered their post corona patch yet?

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>corona-chan done lost her mind
youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4

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reminder her hair is brown and only newfags and revisionists endorse the light brown haired one

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WTF ONLY 1.2K DEAD IN THE USA THEY MUST BE FAKING THEIR NUMBERS

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Its always stuck Gary...

>scientific prediction says millions will die
>OMG look guys its happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>same scientists refine their model to include new data, say outlook is now much better
>Who cares what ""experts"" think? i know better than anyone. it's still happening!!!!!!!!!!

Doomers need a reality check

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Wait until they catch up, its only just started

>be Chicago
>get pandemic
>actually lowers the deaths per day
Im sorry guys, but i find this really funny.

> yfw closed borders

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>los angeles not top 3

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congrats america!! USA N1!!!

HER HAIR IS FUCKING BLACK

OPEN BY APRIL

BACK BEFORE CHRISTMAS

MANIFEST DESTINY YA'LL

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Why are republicans so heartless?

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What if China actually has solved it because they made the virus in a lab and already have the cure + vaccine?

They’re just waiting for America and EU to crumble before they announce the cure and vaccine is found.

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In about 3 weeks is when they expect the numbers to peak here.

NOTHINGBURGER

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>he believes the ccp

To be honest I think she is the one who does the fucking but yeah I would

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who /clapped/ here

We're 11 days behind Italy and our hospitals are just now starting to reach capacity.

In a week it'll be a bloodbath.

Sure

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Collapse of a person in usa dead due to Chinese Virus

twitter.com/d01230oom/status/1243279955275976706

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Give me some of your best China's redpills, I'm struggling with fucking normies that think the U.S. its at fault for the pandemic and believe anything the CCP says!

checked

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"Theres going to be so much winning, you're going to be sick of it"

You're forgetting the entirety of California

Lmao the numbers will skyrocket even more in 3 weeks because you're opening everything

muh niqgas be loked up in dey Houmes n SHIIIEeee

>President of Spain leaving yesterday the parliament
>no masks, no gloves, no goggles, no distance
THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE

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Prolly

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It's not happening.
Corona is a hoax.
Numbers from the U.S. are made up, just like the CCP ones.
Italy is the only country out there affected by this virus.
We are number one.
Italia numero uno.
ITALIA NUMERO 1!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 81,996 (1,177) China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 56,347 (4,154) Germany 43,646 (262) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 29,155 (1,696) Switzerland 11,811 (191) United Kingdom 11,658 (578) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 6,847 (49) Belgium 6,235 (220) Canada 3,910 (39) Turkey 3,629 (75) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,346 (14) Brazil 2,915 (77) Sweden 2,840 (71) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,693 (8) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Czech Republic 1,925 (9) Denmark 1,877 (41) Ireland 1,819 (19) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Japan 1,399 (47) Ecuador 1,382 (34) Chile 1,306 (4) Poland 1,221 (16) Pakistan 1,179 (9) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (22) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Greece 892 (26) Russia 840 (3) Iceland 802 (2) India 722 (16) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Peru 580 (9) Slovenia 562 (6) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Argentina 502 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +13,785 (+150) China +67 (+6) Italy +6,203 (+712) Spain +6,832 (+507) Germany +6,323 (+56) Iran +2,389 (+157) France +3,922 (+365) Switzerland +914 (+38) United Kingdom +2,129 (+115) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Austria +1,259 (+18) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Canada +501 (+3) Turkey +1,196 (+16) Portugal +549 (+17) Brazil +361 (+18) Sweden +314 (+9) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +324 (+3) Malaysia +235 (+3) Czech Republic +271 (+3) Denmark +153 (+7) Ireland +255 (+10) Luxembourg +120 (+1) Japan +92 (+2) Ecuador +171 (+5) Chile +164 (+1) Poland +170 (+2) Pakistan +116 (+1) Romania +123 (+5) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +78 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece +71 (+4) India +65 (+4) Philippines +71 (+7) Slovenia +34 (+1) Egypt +39 (+3) Croatia +53 (+2) Colombia +21 (+2) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia +73 (+3) Iraq +36 (+7) Algeria +65 (+4) Armenia +25 (+1) Morocco +50 (+4) Andorra +36 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Me Chinese!
Me make joke!
Me put virus in your coke!

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LA should be at the top, they didn't even have enough testing kits to begin with.

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They are probably testing the shit out of everyone and not just the old and infirm like the rest of the world.

DAILY REMINDER THAT 60% OF ‘RECOVERED CASES’ COME FROM CHINA’S “TOTALLY REAL I SWEAR DONT QUESTION IT YOU RACIST!” NUMBERS.

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* WARNING *
THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL:
catracalivre.com.br/saude-bem-estar/sequenciamento-de-genomas-mostra-que-coronavirus-sofreu-mutacoes-no-brasil/
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT: THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL!

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We love chyna. I have great respect for their leaders. But you have them and frankly other countries killing us with these trade deals.

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Republicans are actually heartless though. They want their boomer voter base to die for green DOW line to go up.

Guys, this gave me a brilliant idea.
Why don't we release all prisoners and make them organize and manage shelters camps?
Once this evil system stops oppressing them they will surely contribute to the betterment of society.
I heard something like this was already done in the past with great success!

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practice social distancing

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No kissing or anal.

Does anybody have the sulfur maps of China and the Wuhan live traffic cam?

They're trying to get people not to panic.

I thought Italy only had 662 deaths today. When did they adjust it?

They're doing what Yas Forums did back in January now, i.e., basic R0 epidemiology.

China will have 60-80 percent infected by now going by those same calculations.

J-just t-two more weeks bro

got any sauce on gif?

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elpais.com/sociedad/2020-03-25/los-test-rapidos-de-coronavirus-comprados-en-china-no-funcionan.html

Why is amerifat healthcare so shit?

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Meanwhile China is virus free and back to business without making people sick. Sucks to be capitalist huh, cumskins

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If you'd actually bothered to check what he said, he's making the assumption that there are 10-100 times more infected than actually detected and then applies the formula (current_deaths / (current_infected * 100)) to predict the mortality rate.
Where exactly he pulled that large factor of unknown cases out of is unknown, but probably his ass. Even the German RKI estimates the number of undetected cases to be only as big as the number of detected cases (e.g. 90k actual cases in Germany vs 45k detected).

is this monkey-ear fag dead?

why dont we release all prisoners to work as doctors and nurses

>fucking normies that think the U.S. its at fault for the pandemic
They're right though

Detroit
Chicago
Seattle
LA
SF
Everywhere is fucked

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this

Effectiveness > heart

Totally

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If they cared about preventing panic, that first study wouldn't have been made public.

>trusting el chapinho traphousinho

Based Dallas user, representing from north Dallas.

dips on the vampire themed bone-armored tribe

They don't trust China on the number of infections but trust them on the number of deaths.

shit-tier source

GIBBE DAT TRUMPCHANGE

I SAY WE KILL THE CHINKS!
We're not safe until they're dead
they'll come coofing through the night
Set to sacrifice our healthy to their greedy bugman blight
they'll wreak havoc on our countries if we let them wander free
So it's time to take some action, boys
It's time to post with me

Through the rice, through the mudfields
Through dead Wuhan and free Hong Kong
It's no nightmare, it's reality tonight
Say a prayer, then we're there
At the heart of China's darkness
And there's something truly terrible inside
It's Pooh Bear; he's got slaves, dull soulless ones
China Ops, make whites coof, for a fee
Watch them lie; people died
And we're now stuck inside all our beds
all our beds
Kill the Chinks

Eat your deenz, Load your PC
Sit your ass down and get /comfy/
We're gonna be shitposting here all day
Called it flu? Called it nothing?
Those faggots are now blown out
half a million and growing more potent every day
There's disease running wild, there's no question
And this thing is more cancerous than Yas Forums
Sally forth! Tally-ho!
Better nut up and let's go
There's a new strain of her oh no!

We don't like all these chink shills desu we're all quite seething
making 5 cents per dumb Chang post like a thief
Bring your masks, bring your beans
Save your waifus and your dreams
We'll all end the Chinese and their schemes
We'll kill the Chinks

Prepped in Jan, TP's high
We are fully stocked for battle
Unafraid though our market share's decreased
Raise /pol's/ flag, our masks on
Here we come, the planet strong
And the world's countries can't be wrong
Let's kill the Chinks
Kill the Chinks, kill the Chinks
KILL THE CHINKS!

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>+54k and the day’s not over yet
EXPONENTIALLY AMAZING

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MY NORMIE ROOMMATE KEEPS LEAVING THE FUCKING HOUSE I AM GOING TO GET CORONA BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING IDIOT HOW DO I KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL FUCK NORMIES I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH

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As it was preordained. Once the virus hit Brazil it was all over.

>you're opening everything
nah. just trump talking out of his ass. everyone knows he's not running shit just like the crazy grandfather f the family, you let him talk and ignore him.

Time delay. Coronavirus takes her time for the kill. 2-4 weeks of agony before the death blow.

No, it has nothing to do with lockdowns. Until now tests were reserved for medical staff or high ranking officials. Mass testing on the population should begin next week.
Also, from inside sources:
>most hospital labs have no PCR machines, have to make do with what they can borrow from vet labs
>nobody in the hospital labs knows how to operate a PCR machine, vets have to come train the hospital lab monkeys
>the total number of borrowed machines is laughable

>coronachan irl

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>WAKE COUNTY NC DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY, ISSUES STAY HOME ORDERS
wakegov.com/covid19/Documents/FinalSignedSOE3-26-20.pdf

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+6.75%) Germany (+2.80%) France (+3.10%) United Kingdom (+3.11%) Italy (+1.66%) Switzerland (+3.01%) Spain (+2.07%) Austria (+4.10%) Poland (+3.49%) Netherlands (+1.92%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+4.39%) Greece (+4.30%) Brazil (+4.11%) Japan (-0.55%) Hong Kong (+1.79%) China (+1.93%) Australia (+3.08%) Singapore (+2.50%) India (+6.32%) South Korea (-1.40%) Taiwan (+0.07%) South Africa (+4.80%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-1%) Wuhan (-2%) New Delhi (-20%) Dubai (-13%) Moscow (-8%) Rome (-12%) Milan (-8%) Berlin (-7%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-8%) Paris (-18%) Madrid (-18%) Barcelona (-14%) London (-21%) Johannesburg (+6%) Sao Paulo (-45%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-61%) Washington (-49%) Miami (-38%) Toronto (-54%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-29%) Mexico City (-48%) Los Angeles (-40%) Seattle (-52%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>phd epidemiologists don't know what they're doing
>but losers on a mongolian fish breeding forum do

We'll see

Godspeed corona chan!

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Why not just dump the entirety of them into New York City. Nobody will be the wiser

Well cause no one is checking up on sickly changs, so no need to update numbers

Move the fuck out, retard

They put army on the streets.

Meanwhile Europe was having football games.

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Whats the normalfags consensus on chinas numbers? Do they believe them?

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Yes, (un)fortunately that's the timeline we live in

This guy is the pinnacle of cuck
> be a respectable scientist
> work for years in the field
> make papers which actually predict shit hitting the fan
> government comes with money
> 'holy shit I was a retard, I dont know shit, those papers were a mistake. Trust the government, bois. Drink onions and it's gonna end in two weeks'

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Give us some time

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where do I buy this
I must own it

One of the first /cvg/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/240448565/
Only Coronachan in thread

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Stop coomin

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They're releasing in batches again

A fucking picture has more soul tha asisn women

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You name it after where it came from, Boris

based

So obvious bait aside, is Xi dead? I heard the rumor he was but never got evidence one way or another

As much as I loath Yas Forums, /cvg/ has been way more on the mark about this happening than any of the so called experts.

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Of course it is. Bolsonaro is probably jumping for joy it'll kill all his opposition.

>Buying from Cheng
ffs

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大家好
我想告诉你们
中国没有问题
就是都的别人和别的国家都有问题
在这个世界中国是第一个国家
中国是最好的
有最好的人
最好的文化
还有最好的科学

如果你不回复这个信息你妈妈今晚睡觉里死了

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No.

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USA NUMBA ONE

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>We'll see
We'll see

God please just let me survive this pandemic so I can pound a tiny asian cunt in while she licks my girlfriends pussy before I die.

This nigger is going to sell high then release a new report saying the opposite again and buy the dip
Watch

>when he agreed with me he was right. fuck that guy now

That face when you are 99

My mom refused to leave the house and found an excuse every fucking day for the last week and a half to go to the store for some inane thing we didn't need. We literally live 7 miles from any town and had enough food to last us over a month. Now she's starting to show early symptoms and I'm worried she doomed us all with her bullshit.

BURGER KING LIVE

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>Quasimodo predicted all of this
Guess I don't remember that part in the movie. Was it after Hellfire or something?

I put myself through isolation for 3 weeks yet last night I woke up covered in sweat, and now I feel a little light headed and weak. Corona chan or me being an overthinking pussy?

Trump live
youtube.com/watch?v=q4o7nryuJao

USA
USA
USA

number 1

youtube.com/watch?v=qqK1FrO3BdM

How do you feel about China, WHO, et al, right now? I feel aggravated. Very, very aggravated.

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We both know what we're doing, but there's errors with using R0 epidemiology that don't account for interventions that slowed its spread, such as contact tracing and isolation.

There's 2 outcomes

>it's spread at its R0 mostly uncontrolled and already most of say, the UK, already has it, and it's only severe in a very small number of cases
>it's spread far slower than its predicted R0 based on government handling

The only way you can be sure, is to do mass antibody testing before releasing lockdowns. Because if you're wrong, you make a bad mistake.

REMINDER HER HAIR IS BLACK

Cunny

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those predictions are "do-nothing" predictions

with lockdown and quarantines, numbers change drastically
and after the measures work, all the retards get out of the woods to say: "see? it was an overreactiong, it's a nothingburger! I'm so smart"

Tell me it's not happening. I fookin dare you

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that's a guy

Look at all those empty seats

Damn, that's insane levels of COPE
You'll get your happening, it's just not this one yet. Protip: the happening will be the moment you kill yourself

daily reminder if you still think coronavirus exists you are a npc

weve had 3 months to realize how dumb this media hoax is

did sandy hook and 9 -11 etc , did any of these staged events with crises actors ever once teach you anything?

Dumb wagies who listen to the news and come on Yas Forums not knowing any background context of anything

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Send them this link of noodleniggers poisoning the well: theredelephants.com/chinese-intentionally-spread-corona-virus-spit-on-food-elevators-park-benches/

link?

the fau-cheese stands alone

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i think that the idea of xi being dead is [conspiracy] but i haven't seen or heard anything about him or his where abouts.

I can't stand shit like that

They never cared about them.

TRUMP LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=q4o7nryuJao

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based

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He contradicted his own papers on a whim. Truly a onions

HOLY KEK

>tfw no opening day

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Fuck you chink
Death to Chinks
Fuck your mum

>it's too late now

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lol no he just did a virtual conference call with the G20 leaders. Da Xi hard at work for the people as always

Imagine talking to Normalfags...

I said

Stop being a coomer. Look at your face in the screen reflection. Wake up.

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>You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this
Bobby you stupid fuck

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I'm ready to fucking destroy the mainland

Does it matter? You either contain it or become Italy.

The question is more what order of magnitude are they lying?
10x
100x
1000x

BASED!

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TRUMP NEEDS TO START CUTTING OFF INTERNAL TRAVEL FROM NEW YORK NEW JERSEY GEORGIA AND CALIFORNIA NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

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Burger God Emperor is live!

Because I have no link.

I post it every day and nobody ever responds. All I want is one person to acknowledge this reference. Then I can coof to death in peace.

ALGERIAN MAN ATTACKS ANOTHER ALGERIAN GUY WITH A MACHETE AND SET HIS CAN ON FIRE WITH A FLARE IN FRONT OF A MOSQUE IN MADRID, SPAIN. THE VICTIM DIDN'T PRESENT CHARGES AFTERWARDS

>abc.es/espana/madrid/abci-detenido-argelino-agredir-machete-compatriota-y-lanzar-bengala-coche-202003261757_noticia.html

CLOWN WORLD

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The believe anything the Talmudvision tells them to.

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>Virgin slight feelgood from self discipline
Vs
>Chad giveing your energy to help Corona-Chan make history

Fuck, I meant refused to stay in the house.

REMINDER HER HAIR lS BLACK

In b4
>This news article says this
>It's nuthing
>Muh ANTI-trump SHILLS
>YUROPOOR
>Muh CHINKY CHINK CHINK COMMIES
>I willdie forMUH ECONOMY