You wake up tomorrow and turn on the news

This is true DC is it's own, the Senate, house, and executive groups all all paid from DC not by the states.

I smell the ashes

Celebrate with Yas Forums

Break out my iodine tablets

I would release the penis virus

feed my pets, roll a doober, check my accounts, go back to bed
sleep like a fucking rock

Enact my plan of turning my local county into a democratic syndicalist stronghold now that corporate power is weakened enough.

hope trump is dead

i'd still have to go to work probably.

Post a "HAPPENING" here, then go and buy beer and popcorn!

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B-line to the Ozarks.

evict chapo fags.

Play New Vegas soundtrack

"Heh, freaking BASED."

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Celebrate.

Dead niggers and kikes. What's not to like?

Unfortunately this

Turn off the news.

Duck and fucking cover. There is obviously an immediate counter attack.

We could honestly do those in reverse. Priorities man.

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Celebrate the New World

Nothing

D.C. is part of the US. They have no voting power. For a long timr DC residents couldn't even vote in elections. It's the same as Guam and Puerto Rico but with voting power now.

Fistpump

Nuclear war with China would
1. Topple the corrupt systems of power that rule over us
2. Result in the complete annihilation of China

Both are things I want to see happen. So, I would feel happy for the world.

youtube.com/watch?v=tD37LuxHnMs

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Wtf can I do, would probably go drinking if any bars are still open and the isn’t on a state of emergency

I'd be so disappointed they didn't vaporize the mudslimes.

Celebrate. The world would be a better place if America crumbled. I'm sick of their propaganda Hollywood bullshit and their corrupt war mongering antics.

Probably die since I'm 3 hours from DC

buy some soup

You got a license to say that shit faggot?

Report directly to my local barracks and ask how I can help kill gooks

Eat some bat soup

Say "Based." and probably grab a bite to eat

I would fight for Andrew Coumo's new Gay Army.

clap 10/10 bretty gud

Lack of culture or high art. Not to mention architecture. Fuck America. I could literally write a 100,000 word dissertation explaining why the USA is the lowest and most bottom feeding country in the world but I would rather enjoy the fresh Scottish countryside.

get to the vaults, fallout soon

you ever tried tomato

I’d activate protocol 80064100.

Don't be mad Sadiq

i just woke up from a very vivid dream where my town was being nuked, and I frantically tried to make it back to my family as AA fire was shooting up at unseen bombers, and it was night time so the fire and red/orange was very vivid

anyway, it's weird for me to have apocalyptic dreams because I used to have them but not for a long time now.

israel released the virus on iran and china, do not play along with the glownigger script. the jews are ALWAYS behind it, you know this to be true.

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the niggers will skin you and other socialists alive before they turn the whole thing into a tribal warlord shithole.

cringe

Celebrate the death of millions of urbanite invaders and chinese lapdogs in DC and watch as China burns in nuclear hellfire

Grin

Learn Mandarin

celebrate

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i would know i was still asleep because ...
>NUCLEAR WEAPONS DO NOT EXIST

The District of Columbia is still part of the United States, you dumb fuck.

It’s about fucking time!

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LMAO, thats what

>I could literally write a 100,000 word dissertation
pretty sure a pen counts as a sharp weapon mate
you gonna need a license im afraid

hmmmmmmmmm

If he’s from scottyland then there are hardly any coloureds there

Go on Yas Forums and enjoy the biggest meltdown this shithole has ever seen.

When I was around 8-10 I'd have dreams of missiles being dropped onto my location.

Lived in NC at the time

This is the only true answer

Rename my pet dog Dogmeat and travel the wasteland, of course.

>Under direct authority of the US congress
>Sovereign
Just as sovereign as any EU country then.

Laugh, then this.

Literally find a GPS view of China to watch it fucking melt into the ground. China cannot compete with America's Arsenal.

Wait for the inevitable WW3 General threads

OH SAY CAN YOU SIIIIIIING

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Kikemutts being nuked? Imagine the smell.