CANADA/AMERICA LOVE THREAD

Was this taken out of context? Either way, I dont think it's a big deal.

Sounds like your fiancee sucks cock while you are stuck in another country

Literally the only difference is one side picked a different faction in a single war. That's pretty much it.
We bantz with our burgerbros but yanks are alright. I like America. I fucking hate the United States though.

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Canada is America's hat

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Hell yeah borther. Country fried steak is delicious.

Also, you should try homemade Biscuits and Sausage Gravy, it’s amazing for breakfast, highly recommend

Possibly, or America is Canada's Depends Undergarment.

dont project your experience with whores onto me faggot

>inb4 some mutt/kike says “she’s getting BlAcKeD”

F for you my friend. Stay hopeful though, everything’s gonna work out. Congrats to you both

Besides the fact that they have hairy buttholes.

Why does Canada have to wear diapers? Retarded or just riddled with boomers?

What the fuck? Post pic of butthole for confirmation

Can bongs join the chat?

No.

I was blown away with how polite and friendly New Yorkers were when I visited, they didn't match the stereotype of being rude at all. Except for when they were driving.

Yas Forums jannies don't like nice threads and negative ones

My dad and his friends use to go on sex tourism trips into the US when you guys were drafted into Vietnam. Lots of lonely horny slut burgers at that time.

Believe it or not, most of you got some leaf in you.

You guys got cucked by the leaf during Nam.

We have elderly. Average Canadians don't die from morbid obesity at 32 years old.

Hey Rabbi, whatcha doing in here?

a new yorker knocked my glasses off and didnt even say anything. i hate americans.

united states is the most powerful and dominant alpha chad big dick country in the world with no close second

The world thinks you're all peaceful folks that constantly say "sorry", but we know the truth; there is no truer savagery than the moment after the puck hits the ice.
I wouldn't have you any other way.

this happened while i was walking down a street preparing to enter a subway restaurant

Canada has some awesome tourist spots, and trade between our two countries helps keep a lot of small towns afloat

Also I’ve always liked learning about Canadian history and society

Only euro faggots hate America. You’re not some kind of euro faggot are you user

(Lol says the dude from Quebec!!!)

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i know spanish, is that close enough?

I just love the southern accent on a woman

We made both of you

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Fuck Canada hope those syrup drinkers get the Hantavirus

Fuck off ya limey cunt

French is superior to spanish in every single way. When I started reading up on French recently, it just came to me. It was so easy to pick up, pronunciation is not an issue either. French is superior to english and spanish. Fuck English and FUCK spanish.

I love america, I love alberta, I hate Canada with every ounce of my being.

I like their men. Canadian guys are hot af

Never

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damn that looks good, i've never had it before, i should make it some time
my mom is american and has a very tasty milk gravy recipe

Vancouver and Toronto are over 60% asian. Don't expect any Canadian culture there.

Come to the border bro, I'll wreck your shit.

'new' canadians are hot af. i love indian men ;^)

>Responsible for Mac Demarco
Oh no no no

desu knowing spanish made it easier to learn french for me

You and France, and in our case Spain too

They are actually really easy to hook up with, they really don’t have the roastie vibe that English speaking girls do imo

Americans are terrible. All the do is export their degenerate propaganda over here. 5 years ago you could go blackface for halloween and no one would have cared.

Your fiance is fucking jody. How many times did she fuck jody this month?

That's because no one can even tell you're Canadian unless you tell us. We just assume that you're another burger that just happens to not be obese.

lmao enjoy raising a mulatto, cuck

>happens to not be obese.
My sides

recently i have been reading up on french and it just came to me. i... it just came, i dont know spanish and i dont know how or why it did. i like the structure it has (compared to english)

I'll leave this here.

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I never understood why poutine never became a thing down South. We love heart attack on a plate food here.

kek
really though, usually americans can tell i'm canadian from my accent

Thank you bro, I am keeping positive they open the borders up soon

Get outta our room, dad.

aboot

I really like Corb Lund

American people are pretty alright for the most part. The american goverment however on every level above municipal is corrupt and evil (Republican and Democrats) and I really don't understand why you guys haven't used all your guns to remove them.

I talk a lot of shit but Americans are generally cool.
I really can’t think of any two nations on earth that have a closer relationship than us.
The great North American alliance can not come soon enough.

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It’s super easy to make, you should try sometime to make it

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I enjoy your syrup. Thank you leafs!

If Hockey hadn't already been invented and the culture already ingrained, it would never have come from Canada today. The whole Hockey 'ethos' is relic from a completely different nation and time.

You can literally see the Nose who runs the sport working overtime to change it into something totally unrecognizable.

They literally changed 'PeeWee' and 'Midget' division names at Hockey Canada to avoid offending Midgets and I guess PeeWees.

I LOVE AMERICA AND OUR COUNTRY WILL BE SUBSERVIENT IN ORDER TO WEED OUT THE GARBAGE.

PLEASE ANNEX US.

THANK YOU!

Yeah, that's what a Canadian friend tells me too. I looked it up, and we have some food places here that serve it, run by Canadians living down here. One day I'll try it, if I don't get corona'd first.

>>Catholic Quebecois

Sorry dude. You're about 50 years too late.

Really? Actual, generational Canadians have a very clear accent, the memes about the "eh" is so fucking spot on where I'm from
You can usually hear it when they say "about", Canadians might not notice it, and I only ever noticed it when my murrican qt pointed it out
Take the word "about", we say it with this prolonged emphasis on the "ou" part, giving you that authentic Canadian "eh" style accent
I also didn't realize how much I say "eh", until my fiance's parents burst out laughing when I said it lmao