White House Chinese Virus press briefing #1

Starts in half an houris @ 5:00 PM EST, so maybe 5:30 or 6:00.
Says he's also going to talk about the G20 teleconference meeting they had this morning.

The White House
youtube.com/watch?v=q4o7nryuJao

Fox 10 Phoenix
youtube.com/watch?v=TSPjW1fyEGw

Cunstpan
youtube.com/watch?v=Hn01fqOV7Ss

Trump Twitter
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

New Q posts today
qmap.pub/

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First for built for bbc

knock it off

Bump.

What even is the point of these anymore?

Bump.

bamparino

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Roastie reporters getting blasted

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It's about time for Trump to tell the cattle to go back to work to get herd immunity.
Uncle Sam needs you for his GDP!

MAGA

2 MINUTES

Bump

stream has started

what do the ATTENTION signs say?

LIVE
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>what do the ATTENTION signs say?

Something about social distancing.

Bumpellius

Oh boy how the world have changed..

He didn't make them wait an hour.

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>starting on time

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TAKE OUT YOUR MONEY FROM THE BANK BEFORE IT'S GONE
TAKE OUT YOUR MONEY FROM THE BANK BEFORE IT'S GONE
TAKE OUT YOUR MONEY FROM THE BANK BEFORE IT'S GONE
TAKE OUT YOUR MONEY FROM THE BANK BEFORE IT'S GONE

To call the MSM fake news on their own channels :^)

>TAKE OUT YOUR MONEY FROM THE BANK BEFORE IT'S GONE

For real? Was thinking about this today. Are you being a schizo poster?

joke's on you, i don't have any money!

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our president is an incompetent loon who defunded the cdc, fired the pandemic response team, and claimed it was a hoax. now he's trying to put america "back to work" because he's more worried about stock market numbers than people's lives.

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Trump sounds a little out of breath.

AMERICA NUMBA WON

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all these names he's listing off - they all tested positive?

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it's just a flu, bro

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tom brady?

TOM BRADY PULLING THE STRINGS?

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trump gettin on them fake news

TOM BRADY
>FAKE CORRUPT NEWS

World leaders he talked to earlier.

why is this fuck going on about fake news get to the information

A WISE GUY
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH BASED

Trump has seemingly caught the coronavirus

what the heck is he talking about? kek

got that after, was fucking around

So they're all under (((quarantine)))?

hes not gonna be a wise guy anymore O_O

He always sounds like this during non-rallies.

DRUMPF

>he thinks people tune in for the information and not to watch trump shit on the press

relief package now

Lots of shills today. They must be scared.

Remember when Tom Brady kissed his kids on the mouth on t.v?

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I love when Trump dabs on the lugenpresse.

[electrocutes internally]

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GOD BLESS TRUMP! GOD BLESS AMERICA! GOD BLESS YOU!

everyone makes fun of his orangeness and his hair. but i hate his bottom teeth the most.

Has he said anything about the economy yet?

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>meme flag

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>our president is an incompetent loon who defunded the cdc, fired the pandemic response team

he raised funding for the CDC and he did not fire the pandemic response team he simply rebranded it.

All you get UBI and depend on big daddy foreva

are you stating that the flag the man you responded to has a meme flag?

>tfw too rich for ubi

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say it with me, Yas Forums...

President Pence

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The rake is upon you leaf, can you feel it?

A
FUCKING
LEAF
yes it's a meme

>he raised funding for the CDC
no he didn't
>he simply rebranded it.
by firing people

:(

I'm against UBI.
Even in these "emergency situations".

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Gonna be a shitstorm when Trump gets the rona

>not knowing the leaf meme
You have to go back

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>i'll kiss it goodbye
press gonna shit on that. screencap

Oh, ID2020 and vaccines come pre-packaged!

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go back to plebbit

i thought something was happening it was just fake news thank god.

Forgot pic

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kek

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>has a nothingburger presser about a somethingburger pandemic

god hes starting to sound like joe biden. he's rambling on about such off topic shit and having sub kindergarten sentences at times.
We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”

>stay home
yes, sir

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You have to go back

WAGIE WAGIE

GET BACK IN YOUR CAGIE

OPEN HER UP NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LOL, This is likely more true than you know.

>WE HAVE TO GO BACK

love how as everyday passes, less people are up on the stage. it's like the virus is dwindling down...

>WE HAVE TO GO BACK

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>people wanna go back to work
>I'm hearing it loud and clear from everybody
YES. The cattle can't wait to die for the GDP.
Based Boomer Don.

Turning the rust-belt into the workforce of the country

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FUCK OFF DRUMPF
I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK

IF A FEW MUST DIE TO KEEP THE MACHINE RUNNING, SO BE IT

>checked

> We have to go back
What did he mean by this?

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>NOBODY'S FAULT
NOBODY'S FAULT
>NOBODY'S FAULT
NOBODY'S FAULT
>NOBODY'S FAULT
NOBODY'S FAULT
>NOBODY'S FAULT

OPEN HER UP YESTERDAY

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yeah he really toned down recently. wonder who got to him. shit's all pozzed.

>GET BACK TO WORK RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT WAGIE WHY WONT YOU DIE FOR ME REEEEEEEE

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id rather have ubi and roof over my head than work full-time and not be able to afford rent

for real what happen with canada?

something clearly changed, canada about to ship in some foreign troops into the home of the free?

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>ILLEGAL Canadian trades

WHAT THE FUCK LEAFS

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>NOBODY

timestamp right fucking now.

no way he said this. He also said this: "Hidden enemy...it's much tougher than someone who stares you in the face."

CONFIRMED FFS

Most people like to work. Their lives are boring. Extroverts especially. And let's face it, people who aren't working or going to school are extremely likely to end up getting into trouble. Idle hands are the devil's playthings.
Those of us that are deep introverts need to understand this. Those people cannot handle being alone and doing fuck-all in their lives.