Aus/Pol/ cabin fever edition

Yeah were trying to get into woolies and do deliveries in town, but were also trying to limit our exposure because of immune compromised sibling at home so fuck.

Any wagies here have to go into the office and get exposed to the wuhanic plague?

t. Fed gov worker

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6 months time everyone will be in your situation. These handouts are not sustainable and will either be cut off or inflation will make them worthless

Calling Centrelink and getting a silent call, just me?

I know, but I thought if everything is going to shit but I've been working and paying taxes for ten years I might as well try and get something.

Have to use mygov, but I've been trying to upload documents for days and it always fucks up. Even the express app doesn't work for me.

Boomer here! Been telecommuting. The company popped for new laptops and I can work faster now, even from home.

With all the spare time I don't spend on the highway, I'm doing a lot of fix-up on the house.

My cat's very happy too.

If you ever become desperate, there's charities and shit that'll help.

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This is my cat, show us yours :)

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Same.. always files are to large

Still thinking about broken cock rings.

I'll pay for you to clean between my folds.

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No need to. She looks just like that only she's 20 years old.

Probably a bad line, redial.

>my cat

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Woah that's a big cat, belongs in a zoo.

Fuck you're lucky, the oldest cat I've had lived to be 17.

We'll be fine, just annoying. Better off than many so if I whinge I do it knowing someone else can whinge louder

My other one lived to 19. Passed on a year ago. Country living I guess. Can't be the well water...

Yeah finally got through after dialing a fuck ton of times, on hold for 40 minutes now.

>How've you guys been keeping yourself entertained while stuck at home?
Studying and working out. Video games, music, books and movies. Nothing has changed desu.
Typical dog, destroying shit. Typical owner, thinks it's cute and takes photos instead of beating the dog so it doesn't do it again. The cycle continues.

Has anyone actually got their double bux yet? My payments are saying the next one is normal amount

>Beating your dog
Kill yourself sub human

He's not talking about a full on Falcon punch. A light scold is very effective

Why? He has these toys to chew & he leaves our shit alone.

NSW pushing ahead with stage 3 if ScuMo refuses anyway, we're doomed neets.

and to all wagies, GET BACK TO WORK!

>instead of beating the dog so it doesn't do it again
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

If you need to hit a dog because you can't use your voice and actions to instill fear you are a manlet.

Ok millennial

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why are neets doomed?

Praise him

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t. manlet

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rub and tugs are staying open despite lockdown one just got raided in Sydney 5000 dorrah fine to the owner and 1000 to each hooker working there

1 hour now, kill me please.
I thought calling early would have helped.

Actually I control animals with telepathy and pure love projection

Doublebux don't start until the 28th of April.

why are you like this? its been posted about a thousand times that the doublebux is from the 27th of april and the 750 is from 31st march

Thanks gents

What suburb?

They always raid brothels with immigration to check documents.

Showing your dick to the dog is not projection m8

New Zealand dogs have been starving and torturing him

>the 750 is from 31st march
Why are they being so cryptic about the exact date? If it's bundled with your first payment after the 31st they could just say that.

because nothing is simple with the government

sydney CBD. cops are going business to business.

abc.net.au/news/2020-03-27/sydney-morning-briefing-friday-march-27/12093846

Haha good one. Nah I don't even own a dog. But my cat is a fucking piece of work. He doesn't get it unless I get physical

>Should we help these people who are likely being forced to wank people off? Nah, let's fine them too.
That's like fining a slave for doing his master's bidding.

I would prefer to work or die outside with coronavirus. Family is unsuffereable
>boomers that enter into panic mode every hour when watching coronavirus updates and I have to calm them down
>can't go outside to even vent some steam
This fucking bullshit is draining all my energy. I'm not a psychologist or psychiatrist. It would at least feel comfortable if I would be alone, I have to leave my house because fucking Boomer family was afraid of dying, now I'm worry constantly my house would be looted. Worst experience ever, I like my family, love them but I'm not holding up being their emotional punch back. Fuck this shit

>going anywhere near chink whore shops or any whore shops for that matter during this pandemic

lmao degeneracy knows no bounds

people think Chinks will follow the rules. They are the most dishonest thieving fuckers ever to exist. People should know better desu

Legislation has to pass parliament, be signed by the governor general and then enacted by Cenno. A private business could probably implement it in a few days.

jimmy dore going live in 10

comfy friday morning of neet

thoughts on valentina nappi? cant decide if i find her sexually attractive or not. i like thin women with nice tight bodies and a nice ass but when you see women with curves it sets something off in your brain. even though you know they are going to end up fatter and with cellulite if they dont already have it.

Im worried about my job, but I love being home. I live in the coutry and I can workout here. I also have a dog and a wife. Im an introvert and I dont miss talking to dipshits 1 bit. Also have a good stash of booze.
Side note. The chinese fuckheads need to end their markets full of wild animals stacked in cages. They eat all this gross shit and start all kinds of diseases. H1N1 SARS etc.

It's already passed parliament, I don't see why it would be difficult for Centrelink to just give anyone under select payments the payment ASAP.
They even have a system in place for emergency payments that are placed within your bank account within seconds/minutes through Osko/PayID that they could use, pic related.

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Complaining becuase you're a man child living at home with family. Fuck you.